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Hey /b/, I need some advice. I was snooping through my mom's iPad and found a video of her masturbating. Should I confront her about? Try to fuck her? She doesn't know I saw the video though. Pic related a screen shot of the vid without her face.
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Realise she is a human with need to release sexual tension just like you.
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>>683189315
masturbation is a sin
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You should post it, you faggot.
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I would post the video, but I don't have any good way of cropping the face out. I'll post more screenshots if you guys want though.
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>>683189387
rolllin
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Post or lies.
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post that shit you nigger
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>>683189534
>>683189537
More screenshots or the vid?
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post vid
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post the video faggot
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Vid
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>>683188753
You should blackmail her then fuck her on video. Upload here
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>>683188753
Tell her you saw a really sexy porn vid on her iPad, and ask her why she has it.
Pretend you don't know it was her, and hopefully she admits it is her, then you might be able to move on from there with her
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>>683189642
>>683189642

my god, is it summer already? Being this new.
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Just post it with her face in it you shit fuck
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>>683189352
So was your dad jizzing into that same pussy to form your embryonic ass, retarded as you are.
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>>683189395
Does she ejaculate? Would love to see some of her orgasmic fluid running down between those tight cheeks.
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>>683189844
>>683189859
just tried. Fucking .mov on my iPad so it won't post. I post another screenshot to compensate.
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>>683190682
Email it to me @ [email protected]
I'll convert it and upload to mega
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>>683190682
>>683190795
OP Do god's work and message this anon
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>>683190795
Done. I used my trash email.
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>>683191092
GOAT
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>>683191092
Good job OP
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>>683191092
Got it, converting now
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>>683191480
Thanks anon. You're doing gods work.
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>>683191578
tbh video is pretty bad, just her holding a vibrator for 40 seconds and moaning once, but ill do it anyway
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>>683191480
God bless your kind soul
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>>683191713
I know, buts it's still a video. And of my mother of all people too.
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>>683191713
So we got our hopes up for nothing?
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>>683191736
>>683191863
>>683191923
Exporting as mp4 because quality is pretty bad, not worth making it 100mb. Can make gif but idk if itll let me post, will try tho
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plz op we need this
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>>683188753
>winter park

is that the new mexico one? Thats pretty hot
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>>683191713
Oh
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>>683192118
No, Florida one.
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Someone email me it. I will provide
[email protected]
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>>683192159
bob bob bob
bob bob magrann
bob bob bob
bob bob magrann
he fucked a girl
who fucked a guy
then he got aids and we think hes gonna die
bob magrann
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still waiting
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Bumping with potential
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Am uploading to mega right now, took a long time to render, first conversion was super shit quality so took some time to improve.
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>>683192774
kk bb
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Sorry for how long it took, here's the vid:
https://mega.nz/#!ipwASQQS
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>>683193280
Couldn't do anything more to make the quality better, soz. Ipad video was pretty bad
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>>683193280
post webm
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>>683193280
someone check if legit, screenshot post pls
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>>683193280
https://mega.nz/#!ipwASQQS!c6ZKK6sfWgKEC8VIJw_tjP3tei2DN_zjz5Iorv3955c

Mb wrong link, here
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>>683193458
Its Good
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>>683193436
Making WebM now
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>>683193801
thank you
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File size too big for webm sorry guys. Just use mega
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>>683193450
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watched it, would love to fuck your mom dude
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>>683188753
Only 1 vid? No other pics?
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>>683194444
CHECK EM
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>>683194444
Fuck your quads I posted the vid ;c
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>>683188753
Dude no. The fuck.
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>>683194528
I wish. Next time she leaves for work is Monday night so I might be able to get something then.
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>>683188753
>> op lives 30 mins from me
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>>683193450
Its legit
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where muh webm
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>>683195437
Just download the fucking mega. Or if you are on mobile just save the link you stupid cunt
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>>683195542
Rip No Sound
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>>683195622
Being this new
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its very legit
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>>683195622
That's because most boards disallow it.
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>>683195622
are you retarded
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>>683192212
Op lives less than 20 minutes away from me
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>>683195619
all muh keks fuckboi
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So who did she make this for or send it to, anon?
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>>683195622
no shit sherlock
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>>683188753
shes ugly and chubby why the fuck would you want to fuck her dude?
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>>683195831
Nigger
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>>683195978
Probably just the taboo of her being my mother. Forbidden fuck I guess.
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>>683188753
blackmail her with the video and make her suck your dick and then record it and post it
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Like is was asking though. Do I fuck her, confront her, or ignore it?
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>>683192212
>>683195825
Me too lol.
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>>683196958
Tell her you liked it.
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>>683196182
good luck to you anon
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>>683196958
don't think and do.
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>>683196958
If you actually, honestly think this will somehow get you inside of tha tpussy, go for it
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>>683197064
I was thinking of doing that, but I don't know how I would bring it up.
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>>68319695
just fuck her
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>>683196958
responded to the wrong fucking post like a newfag, anyway, just fuck her
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Hey op you should fuck your mum in the pussy
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>>683196890
Rolling for this
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>>683190048
>>683197313
Refer to what this Anon said, OP
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Tell her to keep her hands out of her sin cave.
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>>683188753
>Should I confront her about?

she literally made you in that vagina.
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>>683197756
Kek
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Someone make another webm of her
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post video to mega

if trips you must jerk off on a screenshot and give it to your mom for mothersday tomorrow.
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Yeah post it!
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holy shit, 4chan, a good website
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Was there sound in the video?
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>>683199248
Yeah, mostly just the buzzing of the vibrator and a quick moan at the end though.
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>>683199504
post that shit to mega motherfucker. I gotta hear that
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Hmmm, was the moan hot?
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>>683199672
fuck yes it was
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>>683199637
https://mega.nz/#!ipwASQQS!c6ZKK6sfWgKEC8VIJw_tjP3tei2DN_zjz5Iorv3955c
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>>683199637
Are you blind dude? Don't even know why I am telling you this.

go here
>>683193458
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>>683193756
fuck that, please stop posting
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High quality this bait.
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iPad womt let me
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Someone cum tribute her
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what's her name?
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what's her name? i'll make sure she fuckes you OP
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>>683199920
thanks man

>>683199949
oh sorry, well here have from my account as thanks


https://mega.nz/#!pNJ2UbyZ!M5-NBr9EPpTAsE3YgRkTSIyQ1_pM4h9J-cklnJiSAII
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Do you still have access to her ipad?
More please.
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Do I really need to download the app to see this?
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>>683201141
ah nice 2girlsdancing.zip seems legit downloading right now!
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>>683188753
who did she send it to?

check her outgoing texts might be more win
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>>683201013
>>683201078
Heather
>>683201261
Not until Monday night.
>>683201439
I couldn't find anything. I checked everything on there because her passwords are a shit. I think she probably though she deleted it.
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>>683201340
I got more, that was just the first on on my account.

you don't like no worries.
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>>683188753
Winter park? is that like the location or something?
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>>683201752
can you get on her icloud account?
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I can't see it on my iPad
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Leave a video of you masturbating on the ipad
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Bumpin for interest, OP if you go confront your mom and record you fucking her this will be forever rememberd in 4chan history. Would show up on every best of /b thread
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is that your mickey mouse? how old are you dude? no way you are older than 14.
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Someone upload the video again?
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>>683191092
Your doing gods work, OP
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> tell her you want to "play a game" with her in your bedroom.
> wait for her on your bed, naked.
> realize your mistake when she walks in with a monopoly board.
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>>683203025
Thanks !
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seriously, OP, does she have a bf/husband?
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Can someone upload the video on a different site? I can't seem to get it to play on my iPad.
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>>683202373
ROLLING FOR THIS DO IT OP
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>>683201752
So , mum in Florida ?
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>>683202373
bump/roll
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>>683204030
Best Idea I've seen so far. She's nosy as fuck I don't care if she sees the shit on my ipad, so I'll leave it out 'for her' with the video. Thanks anon.>>683202373
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>>683196958
Get her pregnant, then you will have a funny story to tell the kid when they grow up.
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>>683203025
Can you upload it to a /GIF/ thread so we can have sounds then link it here? Thanks anon
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Got any fb pictures or just moar pictures of her? Hot af
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we want more of your mom OP
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Way too young to be a mom, but hot though
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>>683204975
She had me right when she turned 18, so I can agree to some extent.
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Someone up.oad the video to gif, we want to hear her moan.
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>>683188753
There has to be more than just one. Where's the rest, OP?
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Okay, so how about you find her dildo and use it
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>>683189352
Not a sin for me to fuck your sister
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>>683205619
There isnt, but I wish there was. I'll post them if they get made.>>683205936
Like I said, can't do shit till Monday because she'll be there.
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Cum tribute your mom for us
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Do it faggot!
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If you're a man, you will cum tribute your mother.
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she will just take him to therapist. doubt she wants to fuck her own son.

youd have to work her into it. rub her shoulders for mothers day. move down to her breasts. when she complains just be casual and determined.
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>>683196958
ignore it
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>>683207391
>>683207295
>>683206365
I would, but my balls are starting to hurt since I've already done it 4 times since it got me in the mood.
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>>683196958
>>683196958
I mean how would you want her to deal with it if she was snooping on your phone and found a dick pick?


"confront" you? fuck that noise.

and you are her kid - what she does with her pussy is none of your business.

you ignore it and jack off it to if for the next 30 years.
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>>683207665
>>683204458
I will unless she finds my video.
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You're a faggot; I can cum eight times. Just get hard and show us your dick on your mom
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>>683188753
Cum tribute your mom and save on her ipad
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>>683190588
I think he was being sarcastic and depending on the circumstances it might not have been a sin, just saying fuck face.
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>>683207683
I was about to say, finish jizzing before you make a decision like this (or any involving women) but in that case... 1/10 chance of banging her if she's lonely. 6/7 chance of ruining your relationship with your own mother. HF m8 & gr8 b8
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>>683207873
at the end of the video hold up a sign that says "leave more videos for me, I won't say anything"
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>>683207887
Then you do the cum tribute you arachnid fuck.
>>683207841
Kek
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>>683208062
Tempting.
>>683208014
I don't like that 6/7 odds, so im doing this subtly. I'm not going in cocks-a-blazing.
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post the video and let 4chan decide wether she is worth of /b/ros pipe
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>>683208491
save it for the right opportunity. you want more videos before you fuck anything up.
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>>683208491
I mean basically you snooped on her. it would be like if you peeked in through the window while she was masturbating. it doesn't mean she wants to fuck you or anything, right?

so what I'd try and do is get more videos first, and then at some point in the future see if she can "help you out" with something, like saying your balls really hurt and you don't know what to do. play on her sympathies and deep down single-mom-ness.

its a giant taboo and you will need to wear down her opposition. expect her to get mad. ignore it. expect her to say no. keep bringing it up.

she only needs to break down 1 time

maybe ask if you can suck on her nipples like you did when you were a kid, that you miss that closeness you had.
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>>683208646
Agreed. Having the video might let me curve shit off of me and back to the videos if I fuck up.
Also, it's 1:30, so I've been up for about 34 hours now, so apologizing right now to you a nonsense if I fall asleep. Of I do, at least I should have more shit Monday night.
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>>683208982
Seems a bit forward, and with her being a nurse she might just give me meds if I say my balls hurt or something, but I like the basis of that idea.
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>>683208982
>>683209336
Also, I don't even if I did suck her nipples when I was younger, so that might help ease into that subject.
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