/b/, I am bored.
Entertain me.
Shitpost thread.
No rules. Go.
I'm looking for a dark brown pair of corduroy pants by J. Crew
mine are 30x30/Straight leg and the I.D. inside the pants is
Reg. I.D. No. 77388
I picked these up at an old store about 2 years ago and they've since been one of my favorite pairs but they're torn down the front of each pant leg and on the back as well.
TL;DR // looking for J. Crew 30x30 straight leg dark brown corduroy pants Reg. I.D. No. 77388
>anybody who finds and posts a link/source online w/ their Paypal gets $10
>>683161606
LEFT HANDED PEOPLE ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!
>>683161606
Here you go friend.
I think the new season of Game of Thrones has been quite poor so far.
divers faces because why not
Here's a Nick'sclusive for you OP.
>>683163653
>Pepe
>Left handed
My life is a lie
wanna play a game?
Do people really like this bitch.
She sounds like a fucking pub singer.
>>683164046
You a virgin?
>>683164171
Aren't we all virgins in our own way
>>683164315
*nodss* Anons, ths guy speaks truth
Will I ever get married?
>>683164046
Are the lefties really meant to die?
This guy is fucking shit
>>683164046
Are niggers really people?
alright you fags.
>i spy with my little eye something gay
>>683164992
Oh I know! OP!
>>683164992
Op here.
Is it OP. I hear Op is faggot
>>683165130
>>683165097
Ding dig ding!
What is your favourite Morgan Freeman film?
alright, anon, its your turn
>I spy with my little eye something fat andugly
>post your fat and ugly pics.
>>683165596
OP here.
I got nothing.
What can I say? I am a faggot
I spy with my little eye something that is not a person and thinks it deserves a living wage
>>683165998
>OP is this you?
>>683165811
This?
>>683165811
how's this?
>>683166189
Yeah I am the guy on the bottom.
I just love the feeling of cock being buried in my ass.
Does that make me gay though?
>>683166386
Are the balls touching?
>>683166072
This?
>>683166558
Occasionally. It is sort of like a newtons cradle
>>683166335
*hands you giant check, balloons and confetti raining down * CONGRAAAAAGULATIONS
>>683166204
>>683166335
>>683166638
>I spy with my little eye something cringe worthy.
>Post 'em if you got 'em.
>>683166874
There's more where that came from
>>683167034
There's always that one person in a class....
>>683167034
Everything about this guy.
cringy
>>683167534
roll
>I spy with my little eye something mindblowing
>You know the drill. post.
>Post things that make you rage
Question: What resulted in more cancer, little boy or anime?
>>683167894
Annoying fuckers
>>683167855
This
>>683168066
Tumblr did.
>>683168521
*Thumbs up*
>>683168521
> WINRAR
>>683167894
>Truth or Dare?
>>683168619
Tumblr, the root of all cancer.
>>683168957
Truth
>>683168957
Truth.
>>683169096
>>683169119
Have you ever thought about killing the neighbor's dog for barking to much/too late?
>>683168957
dare
>>683169263
Am right now. Im going to fucking set the fucker on fire. Roast the damn ankle biter.
>>683169263
Can't say I have.
I have wanted to kill my neighbours for it though
>>683169364
stick your hand/foot into the toilet, take a pc, and post.
>>683169270
You wont believe this, but I was just think that this thread needed a guy pushing an eyeball out of his ass.
>>683169522
Dubs have decided
>>683169522
>>683169364
Don't forget timestamp
>>683169867
>>683169729
>>683169522
*Chats* DO IT DO IT DO IT!
Amnaeon, tf are you doing bro?
Name the film
>>683169364
Don't back down, man. im bumping this thread, just for your toilet toes.
>>683170272
Schoolgirl Anal 4
>>683170244
Shit! You know Justin?
>>683170395
Close
>Truth or Dare?>>683170510
Teacher Gets Drilled 2?
>>683170606
No, Teacher gets drilled 3.
They had to replace the character of Howard from the first two with this guy. He was okay, but I prefer the original
>>683170789
Ah fuck! I always get those mixed up!
>Truth or Dare?
Thoughts on My Name is Earl?
>>683170923
Don't be too hard (kek, hard) on your self.
Easy mistake to make
>>683171011
Truth.
I am too much of a pussy for dare
>>683171281
How many condoms do you have lying on the floor or in the waste bin?
Regrettable decisions made to your appearance?
>>683171642
*audience screams*
>>683171511
Five in my bin.
I use them when I shove a toothbrush up my ass.
Stops me from getting it stuck up there you know.
I would buy a dildo, but money
What the fuck is this shit. I mean this is some fucked up shit. What kinda shit this I wish I knew, but yeah some major fucking shit in this fucking shit.
>>683171832
*when it comes to the best confession on this thread, you take the cake sir.
>>683171897
I know right! This shit is just about as fucked up as shit can get.
>>683171973
I did say truth.
I am bound by honor
>Would you rather finger Jesus Christ, or Fist your own ass?
>>683172149
Finger Jesus Christ.
I don't want my asshole permanently fucked and Jesus seems like the kind of guy to appreciate you
>>683172149
Finger Jesus. and get it on camera so i can add Jesus Christ as the pornstar's name
>>683172149
Would you rather fuck someone in the ass, or get fucked in the ass?
>>683172284
What if yor finger went in, but you couldn't pull out and you were stuck like that forever?
1 trillion lions vs 1 billion donald trumps
>>683172456
fuck someone else.
>>683172557
depends. who has bigger hands XD
>>683172476
There are worse people to have finger stuck in
>>683172566
Really, I have had anal and I thought it was shit (get it?). I would rather get fucked any day. Preferably by a girl with a strap on, but I am not fussy
>Would you rather be fucked for eternity by Satan's one thousand cocks, or have every man over the age of 80 fuck you every year on your birthday.
>>683172846
i agree.
>>683172995
Second one. Lets face, they couldn't get hard at that age. They would just be thumbing it in, more like wiping your ass for you.
>>683172995
birthday sex with grandpa
Anyone finger their asshole or like it when a girl does it?
>>683173649
im into femdom.
>>683172995
Im not sure I understand the difference
and yeah what they sd ^
>>683173724
Tried pegging?
I am thinking about doing it
>>683164604
At least hes a nazi
>would you rather have ur entire life (the good, bad, and ugly) filmed/brodcasted,
>or live where films/shows/videos dot exist.
>>683174415
True
>Cheese Pizza or Granny Scat?
>>683174475
First one. I couldn't give a shit if people saw the fucked up things I do. I would be alone, but that stuff is totally worth it
>>683174858
Scat *whispers: moddds*
>>683174858
I have had pizza before, granny scat on the other hand... I like to be adventerous
>>683174475
Brodcast me.
at least that way, i wouldnt have to live without porn.
>>683174475
>>683175232
So the whole world sees you during ur porn ritual. *claps*
>>683175114
O_o
*Search "what is 'cheese pizza' on 4Chan"
>>683175114
yeah, do u know what cheese pizza is?
>>683175232
Would you rather have no control of your mind (hallucinate and shit) or have no control over your body (paralysed).
>>683175532
Oh... Well my post still stands.
>>683175744
I do now. How have I missed this?
>>683161323
Good vocalist, cringey af
>>683175812
body. i can be like that one science guy in the chair with a robot voice
>>683176167
Who doesn't like cringey as fuck people.
Justin is a fucking legend
>>683176285
>>683175812
You mean Stephen Hawking?
>>683176372
yea that guy.
>>683176285
I do wonder what it would be like to be insane.
Then again how do we know that we aren't?
>>683176113
i used to think they were tlking about the food too XD
>>683176501
ur gettin' deep,
>>683176561
I immediately got it when it was pointed out though. So Cheese Pizza is CP. Learn something new every day
>>683176889
yeah. Easy to get mods to ban u when there's cp involved
>>683176693
kek.
I asked my parents when I was younger if I was.
There was a kid with down syndrome in my class at school and I always wondered if I was like them, and if anyone would tell me if I was.
CP is not cheese pizza u want to know what is. I will tell you its fucking means Control Panel. There I sd it anons. fuckoff
>>683177167
Well you don't have to be so blunt about it.
>>683177167
NO. IT MEANS CLIMATE PROTECTION
>>683177167
>>683177627
no no no u got it all wrong. its creepy pasta.
>>683177720
You. Get the fuck out.
>>683177720
>>683177167
>>683177627
Everybody knows it means Cream Pie
>>683164900
Nope
JESUS FUCK . CHILD PORNOGRAGHY. OKAY? CHILD FUCKING PORNOGRAGHY, THERE! I SAID IT.
Would you fuck your dad to save you mums life
>>683178036
*Crickets chiring in the background.*
>>683177167
i thought it meant chunky people
>>683178134
no. my moms a bitch. let the bitch die
>>683178036
>stranger danger
>>683178257
kek, but if your dad is hot...
Good excuse to get some of that daddy dick
>>683178340
4Chan is exactly what your parents were talking about when they told you about stranger danger.
>>683178420
Don't worry son, daddy will be real gentle.
Unless... you like it rough.
Let daddy rest his balls on your elbow.
>>683178036
>CHILD FUCKING PORNOGRAGHY
Wouldnt that be CFP anon and NOT CP?
>>683178668
>>683178340
Yeah. 4chan is that man offering you candy if you get in his car.
>>683178771
*screams and jumps out the nearest window*
>>683164046
Will I get laid this week?
>>683178668
Nah, bunch of delightful people here.
You only have to worry about the edgy teen fags who think they're real fucked for being on a site like this.
>>683178793
I thought the hugs were a little tight
>>683178891
Fuck yea nigaa!
>>683178340
>>683178668
>>683178793
or that nice old lady asking for your help, to search for her lost dog.
>>683178891
I can answer that.
Fucking unlikely
>>683179094
Lol
>>683179094
>Fucking unlikely
At least he is fucking something
>>683179253
Every cloud...
>>683179253
this thread is full of honest fucking people.
>>683179513
At the end of the day, honesty fucks everyone
>>683179650
Bump
>>683179704
Which is the truest thing anybody said here except >>683179094 , >>683171897
>>683171832
and>>683169031
>>683176501
that's 3edgy5me.
>>683179784
bump
So, what drugs have we all tried?
Adult contemporary! Adult contemporary!
>>683180301
Never been high before.
yeah yeah i know, sue me
>>683180301
Name a drug and i probably have done it. Rc's included
>>683180128
Four of those are me (OP)
>>683180446
>>683180474
Lol polar opposites
>>683180199
bumpy boo
>>683180128.
>683171897
fuck you and your fuck shit that one is my fucking shit
>>683180446
Me neither. I would like to try MDMA and Medafinil though
>>683180474
Your Favourite?
>>683180868
Cheers, this thread needed a bit of fucked
>>683180705
Well you fucking say some fucking true fucking shit.
>>683180533
haha yeah. i've just never really had the need to. XD
>>683180569
bumpidee bumpidoo
>>683181036
Fuck? Shit just got fucking real.
>>683181270
bumparino bumpipoo
>>683181012
Agree, this thread needs more guts
>>683181297
sure the fuck did. t(-_-t)
>>683181443
bumperoni and cheese.
>>683181447
You certainly delivered in that respect
guts? >someone post some gut pics.. bc i cant.
>>683181526
bumpadidopa Ive got another message for you
>>683181623
kek not got the guts?
>>683181818
bumpernickel bread.
alright msg away :)
>>683181912
i saw the pic after i replied.
>>683181988
bumpinupanddownarov
>>683182202
bump to the lef!
bump it back now, ya.
one bump this time!
right bump lets stomp
left foor lets stomp
bump-bump real smooth.
>>683180474
recs?
>>683181988
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
>>683182527
oh dear i have no clue XD
>>683182425
thankyou for the ref, anon. *fist bump*
>>683182740
*Fist bumps back*
>>683182425
Bumpin in a bumper car, bumpin and a pumpin in a bumpadoodledoo
>>683182858
you are absolutely bumptastc.
>>683182486
You never tried RCs? I like RC cars but I hear RC helicopters can get you higher
>>683182985
why does this remind me of>>683174858
>>683175114
and the whole CP ordeal that followed.
>>683182957
Bumpism is a bumpy craft. But I feel I can bump with the best of them
fucking bump threads.
>>683183337
the best way to bump, is in a snuggy, at home, litening to music. thats a bump-friendly environment
*waiting for these bumpers to bump the fuck somewhere else*
>>683183259
Dunno. Why does it?
>>683183766
.....idek.
>>683183673
Be the change you want to see...
>>683183965
I googled RC amd it just means Remote Control.
Am I just a total fucking retard and it means fucking Child Porn again.
>>683161769
Fuck off, righty.
>>683163025
You've always been quite poor, I don't wanna fuckin' hear it.
>>683164488 (checked)
Only right before you an hero, Hitler.
>>683164604
Fucking nigger.
>>683165513
>Of all the faggots of the Earth, OP is the most majestic. Nothing can match his grace when giving blowies and taking it up the anus.
>>683168992
Fucking kek
>>683176693
Your boyfriend is already deep, faggot.
bump.
i literally spent two minutes "selecting all the images with a store front" I lost count of how many i clicked until i could finally click verify.
fuck you, reCAPTCHA
Most fucked up fetish
>>683165513
britfag.
>>683184270
OP here, never given a blowjob.
Not against giving one though
I have always wondered what another guys cum tastes like.
>>683184706
good question.
>>683184303
kek, same. Using a fucking laptop with a shitty track pad is just cancer on stick.
Everyone say hi to Marvin,
>>683184465
Morgan Freeman isn't British...
>>683184845
newfag?
>>683184782
You have experience in that regard I suspect
>>683184937
>>683184845
yeah he's more than likely lurking rn.
>>683184927
the anon who postd that is.
he said favourite
Turn comments back on faggot
>>683185092
I was that anon. Could be Canadian
But yeah, I am a Britfag
>>683185156
Sure thing
>>683185150
Think of the children!
No, stop thinking about them!
>>683185283
what would you call a russian fag?
>>683161323
Is that justin bonitz/amnaeon/hungry lights?
>>683185660
A dick head. Why?
>>683185723
AKA this guy.
>>683185723
It is indeed. I love that motherfucker.
>>683185723
>>683185816
This guy
>>683185872
He's streaming right now, on youtube. You watching?
>>683185816
I have more of those on my other computer.
>>683185782
ouch. that stung.
haha jk. *bumps*
>>683185974
Could you post some more, only so many times you can get off to 2 pictures of a guy.
>>683185960
Nah, he's a prick, kek.
No I didn't know he was, thanks for letting me know. I will be shortly
>>683185660
Lynched. Russians don't like the gays very much anon.
>>683186088
I sense a hint of sarcasm
>>683186201
i know that, fellow anon, i'm from Russia