i wanna fuck my gf's 17 year old sister so god damn bad.

I just got fucked by a guy I met online yesterday and my girlfriend has no idea

>>683160566
kek

I want to fuck my gf best friends

I was responsible for the large "bloop" of 1997. Scientists still don't know what causd it. Am I bad person?

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>be me
>love taking cocks in all holes
>???
>faggots

I'm a virgin partially because I am fat and partially because I have a really weird hymen. it looks like a tumor. the opening is tiny, like the size of the tip of a pencil

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listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds gets wild after midnight

>>683160566
Did the same thing 2 weeks ago. No one knows. Well, the dude who pounded my ass knows.

I get paid to stick my dick in glory holes for online porn....and it's not always grills that suck.

>>683160949
how many holes do you have

I used to touch my sister when she sleeps

i wanna kill myself

>>683160991
We need photographic assistance on this one

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I secretly love to fantasize about doing bad things to people also...

>>683161330
no we don't

I'm killing myself on May 21st

>>683161407
Faggot

>>683161445
Why wait. As Nike say......just do it.

I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

I don't have emotions like normal people.

>>683161167
How often do you do this? I usually can go about 6 months before I need a cock. Rest of the time I'm straight as an arrow lol

>>683161445
YAAAAY!

I just want to get my chick pregnant and then die preferably in glorious combat

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I once administered a lethal dose of BBQ sauce into my scrotum.
It wasn't as bad as you might think.

>>683160036
I used to work in a motel and when a hot girl would check in with her husband/bf I'd go into the room next door and jerk off while I listened to them fuck like live porn. Always thought about installing a pinhole camera, but figured I'd gone far enough over the line.

>>683161850
>lethal dose
>It wasn't as bad as you might think.

Make your fucking mind up

>>683161445
Constantine? Elena?

>>683161330
Stop

>>683161239
I used to spy on my older brother/sister when I was 6-8ish. I was young enough to get away with it though, so kek.

>>683161615

I have finals and I don't want my friends and family to think I was a giant pussy and killed myself because of my finals

I would have a habit of grabbing/feeling girl's asses in my classes in high school. I would make it look like an accident when I move past them. Not sure if any noticed or cared

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>>683161644

I stole over 200 pairs of panties while I was in College. Most of them were still dirty.

>>683161768
About 6 months here too. No one in my family or circle of friends would imagine that I can become a total cockslut behind closed doors. But afterwards I go back to the "straight life" and don't even think twice about it.

The guy two weeks ago was a total musclebro and got really conflicted after he'd cum because he said I sucked cock 1000% better than his girlfriend. He let me fuck him too.

>>683162191
So you're just attention seeking then, not even serious. Fucking faggot

>>683161735
Because you are a /b/-2 Edgelord Model 420 rite

Anytime i see a woman i imagine her naked and sucking me off.

>>683162191
Top kek

I pretended to need diapers until I was 11 because I liked them, sorta still do.

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>>683161811
I checked yours now check mine.

>>683162081
You have misunderstood.
The scrotum is able to deal with such high doses.
If this was injected anywhere else I would have died.
The trick is to find the right place, for example, it is impossible to OD on heroin if you inject it into your ear lobe.

I fucked my mom when I was 6 years old and got her pregnant. My sister is really my daughter.

She has a kid now so I'm an uncle grandpa at 32 years old.

>>683160566
Dubs of truth

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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>>683162320

my fiance insisted on no kids, demanded it, raved about it

our wedding night, I took off the condom, looked her right in the eyes and shot a load right in her pussy

she cried while I told her I would kill her if she got an abortion

a year and a half later, we're divorced and I am about to get full custody of our kid

ha ha dumb bitch

>>683161735
NO WAY! Tell me more about how different you are

I think about a character from a TV show every single day for at least an hour. I think about scenarios involving him, I think of original stories with him in it, I think about other stories with him in it...All about him. For no reason. I'm pretty sure I have autism or some shit

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I am a loner that get off my sexual fustration by drawing furry lewds. I really want a girlfriend that will peg me with a 10" dragon dildo so bad...

I made a huge mistake marrying my wife. It's been 8 years now and I'm only dragging it out because I don't want a divorce to effect my son. It has its moments, but we're just not right for each other. I'm in love with someone else and have been for years.

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>>683162710

>>683161232
Really? I must admit the idea of a glory hole turns me on quite a bit... Must be the anonymity of the whole thing

>>683161735
Do you mean:

"Unlike normal people, I do not have emotions."
(Wrong and impossibly for even you to believe unless you're full retard.)

Or:

"I do note emote in the same ways as normal people."
(Meaninglessly vague to the point where there was no reason for you to make the post.)

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reroll for dubs

>>683162839
Write that shit. 50 shades of Grey was a spin-off of Twilight and made millions. Be rich, bitch!

>>683162331
Me too, when I'm with a guy I just become a total submissive slut but back to normal the next day. Its weird how it works lol

>>683161445
Don't

>>683163133
Cory, you a busta.

We my dick the hulk and when he gets mad he grows.

>>683163133
checked

>>683160566
>>683162166
>>683162266
>>683162766

All checked, the 66 is strong with this thread

>>683161735
Can I borrow your Linkin Park CD?

I was kinda a double standard when I was going out with my ex, I would get extremely jealous when she would talk to other guys. But I would talk to a girl that I knew liked me.

>>683162814
Haha got er good

I'm getting pretty fucking close to deciding to kill myself. I've spoken about it to lots of people and their hopeful support re: recovery is just making me more convinced I should do it.

I spent years and years recovering from getting molested and raped by my first boyfriend and three months ago my fiance tied me up and raped me. I don't want to go through recovery again. I want to end my existence.

There are a couple I have that I really am proud of. I'll make a short list for you anons.

1: When I was 19 I paid a crackhead who used to buy weed from me $300 to take his 10yr old daughter's virginity while he went out on a binge.

2: When I was 26 I roofied, fucked raw, and knocked up my 19yr old cousin. She still swears the little fucker is her xbf's kid, and makes HIM pay child support!

3: When I was 18, I worked as an overnight janitor at a long term hospice, and talked a woman who had stage 4 non hodgkin's lymphoma into giving me a blowjob 6weeks before she died.

There are others, but these 3 are probably some of the worst/greatest things I've ever done.

>>683163133
Checked

>>683162485
I do the same damn thing, and half the time I don't even want to

>>683163290

kek'd

Apathy.
I couldn't give a shit about anything.
I have no emotional attachment to family members.
I don't enjoy sex.
My life is so fucking dull, but I couldn't give a shit.
I don't care that I don't care.

I want to kill God

>>683163407
You sure know how to pick men haha!

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>>683160036

my cock is bigger then any one in asia

>>683163525
Ruined by the emofag hair.

>>683160036
My nephew fucked me is the ass

I shot a seal in the face with a 44 mag 20kms off the east australian coast while charter fishing. Motherfucker was stealing all the fish we were reeling in for like an hour. Waited around the body hoping for a shark to come eat it but no luck

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>>683163616

>>683160036
I'm obsessed with a kpop girl

>>683163642
Those are tasty. I miss them.

>>683161768
>>683162331

You never go back to the "straight life" you have willing sucked, and been fucked by a guy, you are a faggot from that moment until the day you die.

There are no bisexual males. Just remember, A man can lay pipe all of his life, it doesn't make him a plumber, suck a dick just once, and you are gay for life.

I'm a nigger.

>>683163711
Seals be stealing your fish like niggers be stealing a bike

When I lost my V-card I couldn't finish, we went for about 2 hours. I masturbated frequently before that, and heard that guys l don't last long their first time. Is there something wrong with me? Or is it that the fact that I masturbated too much

>>683163911
Czech-ed

>>683163911
Are you proud of that post

>>683163823
Oh boy, the oppressive despot is here.

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll

>>683163420
moar about 1.

>>683163636
That's part of why I want to die

First BF is outgoing and confident, raped me by force

Fiance is literally autistic, raped me because I was too miserable and hopeless to fight him and he was too asstard to recognize I wasn't consenting to his sudden rape play

I deserved what happened to me and I don't want to do it to myself again

>>683163823
sure thing kid. Glad you have it all figured out. I just like fucking, and now I've got a much broader playing field than you do.

I felt up a good friend of mine when we were hammered and she passed out. Still kinda surprised that I don't feel super bad about it. Also I really regret marrying my wife. I love her, but I really want more.

>>683162331
Wanna suck me off lets be stright together.

I fucked ur mom last night

>>683163671
I fucked my uncle in the ass

My family was weird as fuck (long story, doubt anyone cares so I won't bother) so I always have to lie to my friends about them. Pretty annoying to deal with all of the lies, but its better than being labeled a freak I suppose.

>>683164156
No because I don't want to hear you whining and questioning your sexuality when I make you cum harder than you ever have in your life.

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I want to pound Arya in every hole

>>683163997
you jerk off too much. I was in the same boat. Jerked off way too often, lasted over an hour my first time and eventually just quit because my abs hurt lol. Just lay off the porn and you'll be fine. Crazy what a little porn break can do.

I deleted all of my porn. I deleted a collection of pictures and videos that I built over the course of months. Holy grails that I scoured the web for, and at one time considered priceless; videos that I never even watched, but rather downloaded as part of a mass porn gathering streak. I deleted files that /r/ delivered, and countless nudes found right here on /b/. I deleted pictures that camwhores uploaded, doing things that I told them to do.

Folders that I took the time to organize were indiscriminately sent to the recycle bin. Untold days worth of searching, downloading and organizing were undone in a matter of minutes, and on the spur of the moment.

It's not something that I contemplated, it was not premeditated or debated in my head. I didn't do it out of fear of discovery, or out of some spark of morality. I'm not actually sure of exactly why I did it. But I must say, after it was all done, I had a brief moment of satisfaction. I'm not going to stop looking at porn; certainly I am not going to stop gratifying myself. But there was something curiously pleasing in destroying my porn collection. I think it's because with all the chaos and uncertainty in my life, this is one thing I had control over. I took control of it, I destroyed my porn collection and I have no regrets.

>>683164210
>South Park song que:

>>683164125
You fucking feminist cunt, I just hope you die before spawning your offspring! Everything is rape to you, right? I hope Satan really rapes you. When you land in hell, just land on Satan's dick!

>>683160856
Story?

>>683163897
Kys

Married a man and convinced him that I didn’t want kids.

On our wedding night he looked me t right in the eyes after taking off the condom and shit his load into me.

I turned on the tears as he tried to tell me he would kill me if I got an abortion.

At my bachelorette party I had sex with one of the black male strippers and paid him $1000 to fun inside me.

A year and a half later we’re divorced and my white ex-husband pays me $300 a month in child support and will for the next 17 years.

Stupid mother fucker.

>>683164277
Good call, nobody cared. Thanks for sparing us the details.

>>683161935
I've been jerking off while watching porn at motels for a long time while leaving my curtains half way open. At least once or twice every time I go some girl looks in my window and talks about what I am doing to their boyfriend. Last week this black chick was hysterical after walking by my room and she came back and was tapping on my window while laughing her ass off. I yanked on it for about 30 seconds while she stared at my cock but got nervous the boyfriend was going to walk back as well so I got up and closed the blind. Many times people get the room next to me and I listen to them fuck their brains out. I see the girl go in as I watch through the side of my open curtain so I see what she looks like then listen to her fuck and moan...man I hate myself.

>>683162870

Did you draw that?

>>683164347
wow, are you me? Just did that a few months ago. Same feeling.

>>683164125
I dont even know you but if i did i would rape you, and beat the cunt out of you. Would you like that?

>>683164336
Not so much a secret. Everyone wants to do that

I fucked my ex gf mum.

I wanna screw a nigger

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I want to stab the slenderman stabbers


...with my penis

>>683164340
Another thing is that I rarely could get off when she gave me head or jerked me off. Is it the same situation of watching too much porn?

>>683164326
Oh shit im not a virgin ive let other men suck me off i just identify as straight. God your mouth sounds amazing.

>>683164406
Nice edge, what's your secret?

>>683164426
kek. I think it's just voyeurism/exhibitionism. No need to get suicidal over it if you're having fun.

>>683160036
I like to watch gay porn, don't know why.

>>683164384
your bachelorette party was after your wedding?

>>683164541
Yup, that's it. If you're serious, google your brain on porn. Everything you're saying is on there. I went through the same shit. Layed off porn for like 4 months, and i'm good to go with her, and can still look at it moderately now. You just need a break

also, stop gripping your dick so hard when you jerk it

>>683164711
Because you are a faggot maybe?

My wife doesn't know im gay i love her and we been together for a long time.

>>683164711
Because you're a faggot

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>>683164428
Yes, I had a bad time with myself knowing all my cousins were out that Halloween partying and getting puss.

I also made this on a shitty tablet last year. Didn't bother to finish because I found out what he'll I was making routine.


I also made Spyro x subway. Look that shit up.

My sister took my mother to a comedy club downtown today for Mother's Day and tomorrow I am buying her a bike. Man I feel like shit. You fucks have anything planned for tomorrow?

>>683164125
Just because you made mistakes doesn't mean you deserve to die. You learned from them didn't you? It's not worth it, man. Don't do it.

>>683163407
Tits or GTFO!

>>683164738
And the half black kid wasn't a give away not to pay child support?

>>683164711
It's cool dude, I watch sissy hypno porn a lot now for no reason.

>>683164612
If you REALLY want to know my secret.... It's not delivery, it's Digiorno...

I literally think women serve no purpose except to suck cock.

My girlfriend slept with her roomie's boyfriend. Roomie has no clue, and is still friends.

I think monamory is dumb and polyamory is only logical, and anybody who takes the thought of 'cucks' seriously is retarded.

I once saved a man's life by letting him suck my dick tho. That was weird.

>>683164895
>>683164943
I don't know, it just seems kinda sweet compared to m/f porn

>>683164637
Agreed, no it definitely is that but I also get coked up as that is the only way I have the balls to sit naked in a room where the window is literally 3 feet from the bed and I can basically see tons of people walk by while I sit there beating off and pretending not to be looking out the side of my eye to the window. I leave the lights almost all the way off but the tv light makes the room easily bright enough to see the bed and me laying naked on it. Anyway I spend way to much time and money getting high doing that when I could just get a damn hooker and be done with sex in like 20 minutes and go on to something else that night. But I like doing this too much unfortunately. I get off on girls catching me beating off while watching porn.

There is a plot to take cash away from people and everyone, especially young people, is letting this happen. Everyone think that cashless is cool and comfortable, but it's part of a plan to control everyone.

>>683165101
More details on that last sentence pls?

I've had sex with three different girls in my parents house. They have no idea.

>>683164336
You and me both

i started cheating heavily in school to a point where i never had to study for courses. I only did this in my last years because if i failed one more course i was gonna get kicked out of university so i was desperate and i feel like shit for doing it...