Hey babe - whats up?

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>>683147287
get them out

>>683147287
Wuss up mami

Sup you big tittied bitch

hi slut

>>683147287
>it's a fag ugly girl who doesn't get laid posts pics on /b/ since it's the only place she'll ever get compliments cause it's full of permavirgins who cum their pants at the sight of a nipple

Its a female! /b/ squad, harras!

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>>683147287
Im listening

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>>683147287
Would def squeeze and suck..

>>683147287
Show us your pussy

>>683148809
fucking retards like you make girls not come on 4chan

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>>683147287
listen up close OP. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.

>>683147287
Show more, than state your bussiness.

Call or text meh
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Are you retards fuckin blind or just dumb the date is 5/7/16

>>683147287
is that her weight in tons?

Need proof, can you write "hi nanolp"?

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>>683149347
The names Ashley

>>683148809
>full of permavirgins

kek

>>683149138
Fucking white Knights like you make this place a shithole

>>683149462
Call me or text me

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>>683149138
Kek no need to be upset faggot. Try not being a loser whose only interaction with the opposite sex is worshipping a fatty on /b/

>>683149352
Not in Australia mate

>>683149529
Who said I'm white

Hi

>>683149772
Call me?

>>683149722
Then your a niggerknight. That's even worse

>>683149138
as if the gore, loli, waifu claiming, trap, and feminist hate threads had nothing to do with it.

>>683149352
Found the negro American

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sup slut from the future

>>683150137
Huh?

>>683149937
Who said I'm a nigger. I'm just a Milf who wants some good loving. Text me Bae
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>>683149973
>not wanting too see Mohammed get burned alive while running man plays in the background
Fagot

>>683147287
YOU GOT THE DATE WRONG.

>>683150350
No. The fuck would I call that shit.

>>683150350
So you're telling us your pussy is destroyed?

Felica?

>>683150326

Future slut you dumb fuck. Shes from the future. Those are some time travelling titties.

>>683147287
O shit, waddup

>>683150687
she's from the uk retard

>>683150887
It's still may 7th in the UK dickhead

Sorry to ruin your thread, OP, but
http://ylilauta.org/satunnainen/51265842

Other timezones exist outside your mom's basement anon.

>>683150887
Im thinking possibly australian

>>683147287
Write "I love you JD" on your other breast.

>>683151120
Is that correct OP

>>683151085
Oh shit

>>683147287
Hey baby writes my name in your breasts

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>>683150887
Im from the UK you dickhead.

>>683151058
Oh shit

>>683151120
Anything past the +2 timezone I think

>>683147287
Nice bra. You going to get them titties out now?

>>683151339
GMT faggot, centre of the universe and time. We clearly invented time!

>>683150137

This, so fucking this!

>I kek'd

>>683150137
You sir are an idiot it say 8/May/2016

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>>683152339
nigger

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Hey I just saw you on the front page of 4chan and I know a lot of guys are going to pounce on me for this but you really shouldn't come to this site and if you do especially not /b/. I only read some of the comments and it looks like you are taking it well but sometimes people post really bad stuff on here and I don't think you are ready for it. They are probably going to try to make you show your breasts (write stuff like Tits or GTFO) or something like that or post violent pics. Some people on here even joke about incest. I don't want to come off as lecturing you but I just don't know why you came here. Did some white guy you are dating tell you to come to this site? He probably thought it would be funny to see your reaction when people start posting things that you can't handle. I hope you take my advice, I don't really know what else to say except you might want to try /int/ that is usually where people go to talk to people from other countries. I'm not just doing this because you are so pretty or something like that, I realize you are thousands of miles away and there isn't much of a chance that we could ever meet each other. I just want you to know that you deserve better than this site and whatever creepy white guy sent you here, you should be with someone that respects you and doesn't put you in an awkward position like this. I like 4chan and I like /b/ but I just don't want to see you get hurt here.

>>683152692

Dafuq?

Fuck off normie moralfag!