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Sup /b/ someone left a backpack outside of my house. Dubs tell
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Sup /b/ someone left a backpack outside of my house.
Dubs tell me what to do


Also I live in a community filled with Middle Easterners, so I'm kinda spooked.
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>>683142662
Just take it inside and open it dumbass

Show pics
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>>683142832
Reroll
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>>683142832
/thread, do this
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>>683142832
Fuck nigga too scared
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>>683142945
Quit being a pussy OP
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>>683142662
Bring it inside, and stick your dick in it
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>>683142662
Muslims can't eat zebra so you should be fine op, get free stuff
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>>683142662
Put a camera on a tri-pod so we can see you blow up when you open the backpack.
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>>683142832
Actually interested
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its a dead drop. probably money or drugs
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>>683142832
reroll
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>>683143266
WINRAR
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Op here, still waiting for dubs and I'll open that shit
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>>683143266
Do it
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>>683142662
Fuck nigga too scared
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>>683143266
Fuck okay
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>>683142832
Clearly must re-roll

give pics


actually I just don't see why you don't do it. Don't force us to re-roll, what's the worst that can happen ?

>kek
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>>683143348
Do it you pussy
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>>683142662
SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING.

COULD BE FILLED WITH PEEPS LEFTOVER FROM EASTER


COULD BE FILLED WITH HOME MADE URANIUM AND DYNAMITE

REPORT REPORT REPORT-BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY. ALSO, COULD BE LULLZY.
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>>683142662
DO IT FAGGOT, QUIT BEING A PUSSY AND RISK YOUR LIFE FOR THE LULZ
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>>683143348
Go on or ill fist your peehole
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If OP does not respond in 10 minutes most likely sacrificed to please Allah.
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>>683142662
take a shit on it, then call the cops. laugh when they detonate it resulting it subsonic shit-rockets
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Leave it at the bus station
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>>683142662
It's an explosive. Your sweet relief is just couple of meters away...
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>>683143509
Take it to the next airport and leave it there
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>>683143266
Its in my backyard began unzipping
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>>683143879
boi he did it
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>>683143879
OU SHIT NIGGA HERE IT COMES
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>>683143879
Timestamp?
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>>683143879
how did the bike fit in this small backpack?
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>>683143879
make webm's we need to record this, especially if it's an explosion

no pun intended
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>>683143788
>the next airport

What's that, like those "free beer tomorrow" signs?
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You should leave it at a bus stop ;)
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>>683143879
It was already yours.

/Thread
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What the fuck guys

Will post time stamp next
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>>683144117
D0n't forget to write "DO NOT OPEN" on it or "FOR THE PRESIDENT, MUHAHAHHJAHAHAHHAHAH"
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>>683144279
Open the jar!!!
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>>683144279
Props filled with methane gas
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poop in it.
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>>683144279
And that was OPs last post.
Goodnight sweet prince
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>>683144279
Kek
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just saw the news some fag blow up.... was it u OP ??
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>>683144279
Looks like a drug drop that someone has already taken, smell the inside of the jar
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>>683144279
>zebra print bag
>giant pepperoncini jar

you from jersey?
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>>683144666
SATAN
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>>683144245
I swear to fucking god it's not
Just go back from a small job and this shit was outside my house
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>>683144729
TOP KYUK
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>>683144851
Take the jar out, what else is in there?
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>>683144851
well then, open it, and if you dont die open the other compartments
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>>683142662
>filled with middle Easterner's
Last place on American soil they'll attack.
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>>683144966
this
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I don't think those are peanuts
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>>683144851
That's it? What's in the small flaps
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>>683145264
>inb4 they're peanuts
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>>683145264
This is good OP, I hope you've got your big boy pants on.
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>>683145264
>>683145380
I'm opening it wish me luck
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>>683145264
THIS THREAD IS NUTS
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>>683145264
I thought for sure it would've been filled with kebab. Snap!
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>>683145264
It's drugs disguised as peanuts
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do this shit quick OP, i wanna sleep
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Gimme OP
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OP is kill
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OP is an hero
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>>683146036
Yup
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lol hes ded
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>>683143879
LOL @ YOUR GAY FUCKING LOADMASTER KIDDIE BIKE
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Chill! He'll be backpack any minute.
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I think it was a bomb
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inb4 OP got stabbed by a nigger who wants his drugs back
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>>683146519
This
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>>683146140
>>683146378
>>683146419
Who cares, I for sure hope the dumb faggot got caught, would serve him right
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>>683146519
NUTTIN BUT A G THING
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>>683146488
Dubs confirm op's dead.
RIP, peanuts.
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hello ? op ? rip
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>>683146141
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That bag is rubbish, they were trying to throw it away.
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>>683142662
If you care so much about it, go check what's inside.
How is posting it on 4chan your first logical response?
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Op is ripe
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>>683144654
you were early
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>>683142662
Call cops
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goodnight sweet prince
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>>683143602
The times we live in, when picking up a backpack on the street equals risking your life.
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>>683146783
THEY WERE SKINNED ALIVE!
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>>683146783
>.
stfu 4chan is the answer
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Write "Good night sweet prince" to pay respect.
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>>683142662
>so i'm limfa spooked
What i'ď expect from a pussy ass faggot
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>>683146783
its the ultimate response
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OP is embarrassed they were just peanuts
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>>683145264
Goodnight sweet prince
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Goodnight sweet prince.
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RIP OP. GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE.
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good night sweet prince <3
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goodnight sweet prince
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GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
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>>683145264
Op is kill, good night sweet prince
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goodnight sweet prince
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MFW OP received all of his virgins
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>>683147181
If you ask me, the whole thing was nuts to begin with!
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Op is kill
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Goodprince sweet night
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Now we wait for the headlines
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>>683147390
>mfw you have no face
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>>683147478
this. make sure you all take screenshots and keep a look out!
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>>683147484
I- i don't have a face??
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REST IN PEANUTS

F
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>>683147390
Op gone allahu ackbar
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>>683147578
get out newfag
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Rip OP
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>>683147578
Too soon, it's going to be closed casket.
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OP is a lying fag
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Press F to pay respects
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relax, guys. OP is probably fapping to whatever gay shit he found inside the jar.
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>>683147578
lurk more newfag
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op found drugs, is getting fucked up
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>>683147942
Op is more than likely partly in the jar, several plantpots and windowsills.
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OP is kill
rip OP
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>>683148369
>no
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The Game.
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>>683148498
>>683148498

he stopped posting out of shame for being such a fageux
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>>683148277
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>>683147404
>>683147441
>>683147586
>>683147942

Well... they were just...
Peanuts.
Threw em in the trash √(•_•√)
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>>683149028
It was someone's trash
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>>683149028
HAHAWDHFI BRG
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>>683149028
YOU IDIOT YOU SHOULD'VE ATE THEM
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>>683149028
Fffffffuck you OP
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>>683149028
FUCK You wasted perfectly good food smh
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>>683149028
did you open the other compartments?
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>>683149028
someone probably put that rucksack there to come by and grab it later. why dont you put it back there so they can have it
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>>683149028
FREE PEANUTS, DISCARDED!? YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD! You are nuts.
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>>683144666
Satan laughs, gg ez
RIP in peace OP
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>>683142662
yo i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
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>>683142662
Go check it out. Terrorists wouldn't waste time trying to blow up your faggot ass OP
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>>683149028
eat them you whore
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>>683149626
Put the nuts in your mouth. Johammed says this is so.
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>>683149028
What a loser
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>>683149386
Yea, there was nothing in them just a couple of nuts, no joke. I'll take a pic of the ones that fell out.
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Today marks the day OP delivered.
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>>683150058
eat one, its probably laced with something
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>>683150058
>>683150058
This whole thing fizzled like a foreskin in oil.

OP, maybe you should stop smoking that much chronic, you just rifled through trash fearing it was a bomb. Regular trash.
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