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Mom thread?
Got any pictures or stories
OP, you really should have more than just 1 pic if you're gonna start a thread. I don't want to do your work for you
>>683138571
Nah sorry.
Don't have any nudes. How did you guys get hold of them?!
her name OP ?
Spanish moms
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=86600324
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1684868011
>>683138779
Tell ya what: I'll make a deal w/you. I'll tell you my name on 4ch, and IF you can say my slogan, I'll max out your thread (but not just milfs, I don't have 150 of them).
> My name is Dan, Dan Gleeballs. Now, what do I always say at the end of my threads?
>>683139110
Sorry. You got me
>>683139110
Dangly balls. Haha, classic
>>683139110
> My name is Dan, Dan Gleeballs. Now, what do I always say at the end of my threads?
My name is Dan.
And I have a small dick, man
>Good morning son. Time to rise and shine. I can see that you already have in your underwear...
http://m.xhamster.com/movies/5875166/my_young_friend_fucking_my_mom.html
>>683140066
Cum?
My wife, mom of 3. I'll be trying to knock her up with #4 tomorrow.
>>683141483
Oldfag Britbong here, quite pleased my waifu has aged into MILF akin to this pic, women can improve with age, definitely.
Anyone else think women get hornier in their 30s - 40s?
Midnight snack
>>683144782
Nice. More gifs?
>>683142110
Some ass, please?
>>683142572
Can confirm.
>>683144578
More of that redhead.
>>683145589
Really in shape for a mom of 3. Keep it up.
>>683145378
Let's see more of this trophy wife.
women lose their attractiveness after they've had a kid and this thread proves it
>>683145679
Janet Mason
Loved her old school vids when she had a nice bush
>>683146281
hi mom
>>683138920
This your mum?
Damn, would bang with the intensity of a million suns.
adele stephens
>milf
>bush
>stockings
>tan
Love milfs
910......777.......4504
>>683147101
Didn't we all?
>>683147277
My moms actual number .text or call Ask for Ashley
>>683146005
That's Julia Ann.
>>683147860
This, right here. Someone give this man some money.
>>683148242
Would fuck anyway.
My 42 year old wife. Mother of 3. Amazingly tight pussy too.
>>683147420
Now what...gonna try for some nudes
I love pussy like this
>>683148463
Oh shit please
>>683148463
Good luck anon
>>683146162
I kind of like the way certain women have aged. the fact their body has weathered childbirth and the ravages of time and manage while managing to to not look totally decrepit does something for me.
>>683148463
I like where this is going
>>683147420
Guve me some Intel I can use to convince her I'm local and have seen her in person. A pic would be great.
>>683148410
Nice! Ass shots, for an ass addicted man?
>>683149037
Anon, you're fucking it up
>>683148213
Search milf stockings tumblr then go to the page archive and find lots of good stuff.
Also milf or cougar tumblr in google has lots of good results. Better than seeing the same pics over and over in milf threads on here.
>>683147277
pic of mom?
>>683139000
Nice trips my /b/ro, but what you have is just a saggy old brown trash bag with shitty teeth, doused in a ton of bad clown makeup
>>683149141
Will do, boss.
>>683149037
Don't think I got any ass shots. Do have others though
>>683137916
well i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>683149384
That is nice.
>>683149383
And if you just like stockings and bush there are tons of great threads on the vintage erotica forums.
>>683149586
Woah. That dad dick tho. Holy shit
>>683147982
No she isn't
>>683147799
Anyone want cs vids?
>>683149942
Story behind this?
>>683145459
Would murder for
>>683150140
Yes.
>>683148843
I want to fuck a redhead milf so bad. I had a redhead neighbor that wanted to get with me but I was too shy.
I got turned on because I didn't think she was in to latin guys. Fantasizing about cumming in her thick redhead bush turned me on. That's why I love Janet Mason's early porn.
>>683149819
>Still not asking for it.
>>683150153
Why do you need a story in order to jack off? I really don't get why people ask for stories.
>>683150346
Moar pls.
>>683148144
>don't talk to me or my daughter or my daughter's daughter ever again
>>683150489
Step up, hombrito.
>>683149037
Dude. You need to text her again and say that this was a stupid joke because if any normal person got that text the very next thing they'd do is call the cops and have them track the number. That's some serial killer type of shit. She is probably pretty scared right now.
>>683150532
>true story
>i can only fap to web porn if the video has some kind of good plot
and i don`t mean
>dropped my phone , fuck me in all 4
>>683150681
She moved away but definitely my goal this year. Especially southern milfs turn me on idk what it is with the accent.
>>683149702
Perfect
>>683151238
Nice ass
>>683151091
Sauce?
For as long as i can remember I've always been into older women. It's only been recently that I've acted on that impulse though. I had a chance to mess around with several older women when I was younger, but I always chickened out because I thought my friends would make fun of me for it. Of course now I don't give a shit, and my friends still give me shit about it but I don't care.
>>683150635
underrated post
>>683151091
sauc
>>683150564
>>683150625
>>683150686
>>683150728
>>683150763
She will forever remain a godess
>>683147420
Really doubt this is your mom
>>683151545
Indeed.
>>683151736
its called personal army request, newfag
>>683148463
inform me
>>683143990
moar?
> sexy business woman having glass a wine ask her what her digits are and if we can chill says shes going through a rough divorce invites me over her house to go in pool and put on photo shoot.more? Post pics of Milf?
>>683151091
best!
>>683152133
Are hundreds of pages of pics enough?
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t2929-danni-ashe.html
>Pic she sent a couple days before the shoot and pool. Beautiful on the inside and out.
>>683138920
I love ritz biscuits
>>683151091
Mother of God I need sauce now.
maritza mendez iirc
>>683147496
Turn 360º and run away.
> any questions?
You guys would really cuck your own father and ruin your family relationships just for sex?
>>683149037
kinda creepy but keep us updated fam
>>683151471
>>683153079
I got you /b/ro
Its short though, be warned.
http://www.xvideos.com/video12459055/premature_ejaculation_surprise
>>683153433
No, better have sex with friends mother
>>683153433
Kek...cuck
>>683153339
What's that laptop you have there?
>>683153122
Moar so cute
>>683152686
though tit might've been danni ashe. couldn't find her hardcore vids on torrent. only FF stuff
>>683153639
This
anyone spy cam their own mother?
>>683153801
>pretty sure she had compaq persario this was a couple years ago and a long story
>>683153433
Doesn't know what cuck means.
>>683153901
She doesn't do any hc unfortunately
>>683150841
Id eat all that
Somebody have a set of similar photos of this one?
>>683153215
Not how it works, you faggot
this is a terrible thread.
i don't see my mom anywhere.
lying fucking op.
>>683149037
Please continue i want to know how this is gonna end
>>683137916
damn man i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>683148146
More?
>>683154676
Sorry mate
>>683138920
>fake tits, no eyebrows
3/10
>>683150820
MOAR
>>683147101
These are like the 4 cardinal qualities of a milf
>>683155010
I'm so sorry you don't find my mom attractive lol.
For the record, she does have eyebrows, I'm not sure whats up with that photo. And her tits are real as far as I'm aware.
>>683155512
I can't find this scene but it was one of my favorites. I think she's some therapist or psychiatrist. She is a big chick too always made me jizz. She had a nice golden bush.
The milf with the white stockings is hot wife rio.
>>683155750
Prove it's your mom
>>683140066
bump
>>683141804
bump
>>683143990
bump
>>683156332
>>683156419
>>683156521
Dude fuck off
>>683154143
Tell us, then.
>>683147141
bump
>>683151483
Are you me?
>>683151238
bump
>>683151483
bump
Rip thread
>>683145736
Are you the one that posted before, lives in Southh GA?
ITT: Bump
>>683153697
who is she?
>>683156045
What do you mean prove it's my mom lol? If I was going to lie about my mom, I'd at least use a picture like pic related!
>>683145378
>>683146005
>>683147982
>>683149949
It's Lexeigh
>>683158304
Damn, you've got a hot mom, and she let you take that pic in the backyard???
>>683158304
Having a bimbo milf for a mother must a living hell
Don't let this thread die
>>683159357
Post a MILF then...are you even trying?
my mom
>>683159357
Too late mate. 404 inc
>>683159758
Look in mirror kek
>>683159875
Newfag detected
>>683159758
classic bait
>>683159875
>must be new if you dont know this pic
>>683145459
Name?
>>683143305
lol, that printer in the background
>>683160397
Im not new but i see this frist time lol
>>683150532
Because that's her husband and their son. What the fuck
>>683154553
spotted the newfag
i just love milf big butts
>>683151483
I'm the exact same way. I think though, as a milfag, maybe my friends just enjoy a good trainwreck of a story, or don't judge cause they've bagged a sloppy older broad or three, as well.
This is my kind of thread. Sad that I got here a little late, really.
>>683161364
Momma booty is the best.
Got a few nudes of a butterface cougar here; found out recently me and a buddy of mine are eskimo bros, 'cause of her.
>>683161785
specially if a fat and soft
>>683162080
Hell yeah, those are perfect. Here's a trailer park bitch I have on the side. The so-so ass and great tits really do it for me.
>>683161553
I have an unexplainable need to fuck a mild and no outlet. I honestly think people are stupid for acting like it's somehow bad or something.
>>683162791
White trash woman have incredible butts, also moar pictures?
>>683142932
Story pls
>>683163263
i support this somebody write a story about this
>>683163255
Must be something in their diet, kek. But yeah I got a handful of this broad. I'll honor those dubs.
>>683162979
Yeah, fuck the haters, seriously. They have no idea what they're missing. My local area is full of aging sluts who want some young guy to make them feel sexy again.
Mommy breasts > Mommy butts
>>683151483
You're not alone there, I've always liked older women since I can remember.
>>683163737
>>683163882
Here's some of the tits.
>>683163737
White trash girl usually have soft and big butts, but they become whales when they get old, some exceptions they keep their bodies and have massive ass
>>683163737
I'm jealous. I wouldn't know where to start with finding them but I feel like getting a milf can't be that hard considering I'm only in my early 20's. Where are you that there's a surplus of Cougars?
>>683164186
Yeah, they've definitely got a limited shelf life, unless they're just naturally super skinny.
>>683164187
Bars actually work pretty well, cause they're (obviously) a little more old school about courting, and much bolder as they've aged. I live in east North Carolina, lots of people retire there, and lots of staff & officer ex-wives wanting to catch up, with all the bases around here.
>>683164650
Forgot to bump with a pic, sorry /b/ros. This broad though, she's from northern Kentucky. Kinda getting me all nostalgic, really.
>>683150532
People actually jack off to these? I just observe for enjoyment. i go to actual porn sites for that.
>>683164650
You know I feel stupid for not thinking of bar-hopping for milfs before. That makes so much sense.
I'll have to try that.
>>683165247
Hey I'm here to help, anon. Good hunting!
Meanwhile, I'll just bump with more OC. People still lurking for my shit?
>>683164186
Oh how I wish I'd have pounded that beefy ass. I did get to dick this McDonald's slut, though.
God, I don't miss Ohio one bit.
So, we gonna make a new thread? I got plenty of OC left un-fired, and personal info for a bunch of 'em.
>>683165761
You know the girl in >>683164186 ?
>>683166243
Wish I did. Holy shit I wish. But no, I just made that "I'm Lovin' It" picture one night for kek's sake. It's made its rounds here, if I'm not mistaken.
>>683166208
new and leave a link here
>>683160403
Naughty Alysha
