>>683136257
Go to your microwave, smash the face of it open and put a metal can in it and stand in close proximity.

motorway

>>683136257
try hanging yourself.
or if you have the patience, build a quillotine.

Follow the vein while cuting, and cut deeper.
Fag

>>683137249
This

>>683136560
Or cut off your head and put it in said microwave, also works

>>683137026
>carpenter masterrace

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Just go jump in front of a train you pussy.

Do in livestream someone could help

jump off somewhere high ... or in front of a train. thats how people do it who really want to die ...

>get piano wire
>get on chair
>make noose
>put noose around neck
>super glue hands to head
>jump off chair

People finding your body will think you where so angry you ripped off your own head

op please don't. I've been where you are and now that I'm still alive I'm so fucking happy, think about your loved ones homie

>>683137541
I wish. I'm too clumsy and stupid. But if I'd ever try to kill myself, it will be using the guillotine i'll make myslef.

>>683136257
>Cutting in random places
That's not how it works OP

>>683136257
Cut deeper, faggot.

>>683137783
AMAZING

>>683136257
follow protocol OP, if u want us to take this seriously timestamp

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God fuck none of this is working. I'm legit going to just kill myself in my car

>>683136257
>Not working
Cos you intentionally stay clear of the artery.
>pussyfaggotattentionwhore/10

Only pussies kill themselves. You're better than that anon

Hold your breath

Timestamp pls

>>683138170
Cut deeper and in a straight line from wrist to the back of your elbow. You fucking faggot.

>>683138137
kek seriously.

>>683138170
Stop being a faggot, killing yourself is literally the easiest thing to fucking do. If you're somehow managing to fuck it up you just want attention

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>>683138316
Now you have to do it OP. Cause Stone Cold said so!

>>683138170
I keep telling you: build a fucking guillotine and behead yourself.

>>683137881
you dont know him bro, maybe he has no loved ones, maybe he'll grow up to be a psycho killer, let him die.

>>683138170
Are you really trying to kill yourself with a butter knife?, get your shit together dude.

Pussy. Go deep, cut from the ball of your thumb joint and cut so deep you csnt go further then drag down till you can't go any further. Oh and the most important part; stream it

>>683136257
Good advice. Don't do this. There's always someone who'll be affected by this. I went through this before.

thats cause youre being a pussy. fucking end it.

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Cut an artery, hang yourself, drown yourself, find herion or better yet fentanyl + alcohol.

>>683138558
Technically you told him to build a quillotine

fs op just shoot your head then hang yourself just to make sure no quitsies

dont be a pussy
go out in a bang

LIVESTREAM FAGGOT

>>683138896
>op just shoot your head then hang yourself just to make sure no quitsies
Literally the best post in months, lost my shit.

>>683138170
Those are pussy ass cuts dude stfu

>>683138170
CUP DEEPER FUCKING PUSSY

Jump off a bridge
>DO A BACKFLIP!

Op buy the nerf strongarm and should your fucking head off that thing is deadly

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>>683139225
if he does a LIVESTREAM I will laugh my fucking ass off

Try harder you faggot and cut deeper.

>>683138734
is this true?

>>683139342
jesus