>>683121953
I second this

Poor personal hygiene. Smelling like a shit covered Onion will keep you single for the rest of your life.

>>683121761

>femnons

Lurk MOAR, newfag.

>>683121761
Aside from the obvious stuff like hygiene.
Drugs, religion and wanting children.

>>683124062
Or having children from a previous partner.

Being a femanon

>>683124062
Slut identified.

>>683124265
Oh, and not being white.

>>683121761
How he treats his mama

>>683121761
that pic looks like a meth'd out Daniel tosh

>>683124688
Please explain what's slutty about not doing drugs, being an atheist and not wanting children.

>>683124890
>not doing drugs
What are you? Some kind of normie?

Wearing any kind of hat outside of Winter.
Texting 3+ times with no response in between
Having long hair

>>683124979
If being a normie means not being a druggie loser, then I guess I am a normie.

>>683125163
>implying all druggies are losers
Normies don't belong here.

>>683125163
Doing drugs does not automatically make someone a druggie

>>683125163
Normie
>just do it (the drugs that is)
^what Nike's slogan should have been

>>683124840
severely underrated post

>>683121761
Has to be neat in general. Can't have longer hair than me. Based off my experince

>>683125381
In my opinion it does.

>>683125802
So your definition of a druggie us not a drug addict, it's just anyone that partakes no matter how occasionally?

>>683125802
you're opinion is wrong and you're stupid

>>683125802
You're gonna die old and alone.

>>683121761
Not licking my pussy when i suck your dick.

>>683125802
I take medication because i am skizo. Am i a druggie?

>>683125999
Trips dont lie.

>>683125070
I have semi long hair, like my bangs go to right above my eyebrows and the sides are short. I'm a loser to you?

>>683125891
>>683125941
My opinion is the only one that matters when it comes to me deciding who is worth dating.
>>683125999
Haha, not as alone as you.

>>683125163

I believe in you femanon! In fact I might even know who you are. I liked you just the way you are, too.

>>683126251
I meant recreational drug use. But thank you for reminding me that mental illness is another deal breaker on my list.

>>683126336
Well I'd have to see the hair to know if it's acceptable, i don't consider guys with long hair losers but i dated a guy with long hair for 4 years and I now hate the idea of it. Seems like most guys with long hair don't take proper care of it either.

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>>683125802
> well then you are lost

>>683124840
as if you wouldnt fuck a meth'd out Daniel tosh

>>683126352
I wasn't being sarcastic, i was genuinely curious if you consider someone who drops acid once a year or something like that a druggie.

>>683126560
Damn. You sound like a stuckup bitch. Judging someone because they are ill? I hope you die alone.

>not being dominant sexually
>being insecure
>addicted to drugs or alcohol
>being indecisive
>not intelligent
>unable to control his emotions (particularly anger)
>does no regular exercise

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>>683124062
Is it ok if I drink?

Someone boring/ not funny, lazy and doesn't want to do anything besides watch Netflix. Generally disrespectful to their parents. Once dumped a guy because he would not shut the fuck up about how much anime had changed his life and all the important lessons he learned from naruto. Actually kept saying that he had a "will of fire".

>>683126753
I'm entitled to judge when it comes to picking a partner. As is everyone.

>>683125070
>>683126598
Fuck I am growing my hair out so this disappoints me. I take really good care of it but there are akward points during this journey.

Gonna grow it for about 2 years I think. I am about 9 months in.

>>683126965
Oh yes indeed, but that doenst make you sound less stuck up.

>>683125802
What constitutes who is an addict and who isn't is not a matter of your personal opinion.

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Dealbrakers so far:
>long hair
>doing drugs
>having kids
>wanting to have kids
>more long hair
>poor hygiene

According to this thread the only thing I need to do to get a girlfriend is a haircut.

>>683127023
If it makes you feel better it's a personal thing for me. Some guys can pull it off but I'm just burnt out on it.

>greasy hair
>hair that goes beneath the neck
>poor hygiene
>unintelligent
>not being dominant sexually
>mommas boy-type

>>683127140
I don't care how I sound to you.

>>683126352
no, it doesnt.
If you make up your own definitions for common words because 'it is your opinion', it means you are an idiot and you are wrong.

>>683121761
Short hair is a dealbreaker for me.

>>683126930
That guy knows what's up.

>>683126727
nice pair o'titties on him

>>683127434
I don't date druggies. Just accept that and move on ffs.

>>683127173
Sometimes that's literally it.

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>>683127322
Ok good I actually am just gowing it because I am older and in college and it makes me look younger so I can hit on coeds.

>>683126930
this cant be true

>long hair
>doesn't smell a way I really like
>doesn't make enough money to support us both
>penis under 7.75 inches and 5.7 circumference

>>683127331

Nice to hear so many of you femanons like a Dom man. Course it kind of falls in line with the general % of women as a whole I guess. Somehow I always think of /b/ differently.

>>683121761
smoking.
being poor and doing nothing about it.

>>683125891
Yeah, doing drugs, any amount of them, is pretty pathetic. "Can't handle reality. Gotta alter it with chemicals". Get a real hobby if you want to check out of reality for a bit.

>>683126772
I'm 5 of these 7

>>683127620
>7.75

So specific.

Do you measure that shit wtf?

>>683121761
Those titties. This pic made me hard

>>683121761
being a furry or going to *cons

>>683127592
Read the following message out loud in a sarcastic tone:
Do you think I could find someone who wouldn't mind my long hair?

>>683127675
What if your reality is pain and you're tying to alter the pain away?

Poor hygiene, a religious/extremist nut case, or someone who is a clingy/desperate pussy.

>>683125802
Im a funkie not a junkie

>>683127862

Yes, yes you can.

>>683127675
Not everyone does drugs in an attempt to escape reality. Some people do it because it's a new feeling. Most likely a more enjoyable and fun feeling than you could ever induce in a man.

also being
>lazy

not that you have to be active and run fucking 80km a day but dont lay in bed ordering pizza all day. very extreme examples but you hopefully get the idea

>>683127566
Alright, thanks for making me realize i need to add "people that don't know the difference between a drug user and a druggie" to the red flag list.

>>683127566
I guess every one of my patients are druggies since they are prescribed drugs and take them .

Asking women what they want in a guy is literally the stupidest thing you can do. Women don't have a fucking clue and just rattle off conflicting adjectives until they can't think of any more. "Tall, dark, handsome, funny, cute, strong, hard-working, a rebel, mysterious, a bad boy, rich, caring, a good father, fun, adventurous...." and then they wonder why they end up with a fuckwad that only tells them what they want to hear.

>>683127614
That cut is perfectly acceptable imo. How long do you want to grow it?

Just asked my girlfriend for her dealbreakers and she basically described me... Maybe she was being too vague, but I'm worried now. What do?

> Addicted to drugs/alcohol, etc.
>Poor Hygiene
> Religious
> Wants Kids
> Too dom/Too sub
> Lazy piece of shit

>>683127957
Sure. Druggies also like to lie to themselves and everyone around them so I assume you actually believe this to be true.

>>683127928
Are you being funny or polite?

>>683128115

Long enough to hide his pedo face.

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>>683121761
Religion, not being physically fit and able to eat healthily (not being an impulsive loser), not having any ambition, unempathetic.

This entire thread is cancer

>>683127675
Okay what's your opinion on alcohol then?

>>683128212
I... both? I honestly believe that, but I AM trying to be lighthearted.

>>683128159

Razor/wrist/slash

Good luck, anon.

>>683128204
Sick b8 m8
Surely someone can't be this stupid :]

>>683127868
Spoken like a true druggie. Maybe if my car breaks down I can just roll it into a river and pretend I'm actually at work. Surely that would be a perfect solution to my problem.

>>683128275
I share the same redflags right there, anon/

>>683128333

Fuck your trips man. :( don't wanna an hero over a grill

>>683128317
Drinking to get drunk is just as bad. Nobody does drugs to not get high, though, so let's not pretend there's a parallel there.

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>>683127737
Not right off the bat especially if I can tell he isn't anywhere near without a measuring device. After a little while I'll whip one of these out and measure. I let them go a few days later if they don't meet minimum requirements but I don't tell them that's the reason. I don't want to make any guys self concius about having a dick that's not very big.

>>683127331
That's interesting.
I dislike submissive women in bed

>>683128371
That wouldn't solve anything actually. 8D

>>683124011
This

>>683128330
no need to be lighthearted with me, /b/rother. I appreciate honesty more.

>>683127868
If your reality is pain why would another human being want to share that reality with you?

>>683128204
Your willful ignorance astounds me.

>>683128569
But on drugs it would.

>>683127343
Don't care about these twats, although I doubt you do. You are entitled to be as picky as you please. These people are just miserable pathetic basement dwellers who are bitter towards any women that don't accept them with all their flaws.
I completely understand not wanting to mate with the mentally ill, it's natural selection at it's finest.

You guys are taking advice from "women" of /b/. AKA guys pretending to be girls or social outcasts of females.

>>683128566

Sorry anon, we're not made for each other then

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>>683125163
Run home, little normie. /b/ is for those who have nowhere else to go. Also Michael Phelps smokes weed so take your opinion and shove it up yer arse

>>683128699
No, I've just known too many people that do drugs. Both people that abuse hard drugs to the point of destroying their lives and those that only occasionally use soft drugs recreationally.

>>683121761
27
F
Seattle
8/10 here :)

Problem is I cant find anyone who agrees with me

>>683128418
I use my ex boyfriends as inspiration, hah. First one was a stoner slob, couldn't hold down a job at KFC, fat, lazy, manipulative and childish.
Second one was mean, unempathetic, hardworking and rich, but a total extremist nut politically, and a football hooligan (Glasgow Rangers).
I think I've finally found the right one, I didn't think there would be almost perfect men out there. People, don't settle if you're worth more.

>>683128204

8/bait

>>683126004
And yet when you tell a bitch this they flip the fuck out.

>>683121761
Be an polite and kind average Joe with a job, no shitbag tats, no criminal record, some self-respect, some discernment, and able to speak, read, and write competently. That dries me up with the quickness.

>>683128518
Not very big, or not very big to you? I'm not no seven inches, and super self conscious about it, but my girlfriend says I'm more than fine. Do you think you need something bigger because you're a burned out whore? Or what? And does technique factor? What if he's small and rocks your world?

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>>683128173
What's up with the hygene bs, broads?
A man isn't supposed to wash

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>>683128204
1/10 for making me reply

>>683128510
So your saying there is levels of alcohol intoxication that are acceptable (being buzzed but not drunk i guess) but no level of any other intoxicant is acceptable. Why drink alcohol if you never want to feel it? Because you do want to feel it and you're lying to yourself about it. "I can drink and look classy so I'm better than you". Fuck off you stupid cunt.

>>683128842
I neither know nor care who Michael Phelps is.

>>683128842
>Also Michael Phelps smokes weed

While I live in Maryland and Phelps is a God here, and I appreciate what he can do in a pool, the dude is dumb as a brick. I can appreciate what he does well without endorsing him as a person. What you said doesn't even make sense, fuckstain.

>>683127620
>>doesn't make enough money to support us both

What about muh eekwalletee!?

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>>683128920
>able to speak, read, and write competently
>an polite
oops...

>>683128204
It is true. What I said applies to normies. I never implied it applies to myself. Stop projecting so hard.

>>683126598
Gotcha. I mean, my hair isn't really that long. I just hate buzzcuts/any short hairstyles.

>>683128819
Going to sound like a feminazi now:))))99):):)))) but if we hypothetically said that >>>all<<< females on 4chan are social outcasts what the fucks the difference from that and the guys on here????+ ++???? +???? just as much of social outcasts as females on here are then

>>683129170

[spoiler]We don't want equality, we want an easy life[/spoiler]

>>683129214
Yep. Typo. Shut it all down.

>>683128890
> implying actually woman without showing boobs
> confidently stating that shes 8/10 and not showing photos to prove it

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>>683128835
Life will be hard without you :)

>>683128371
Your metaphor game is weak. Learn a bit about addiction and try again.

>>683128663

Okay, honestly. I have hair long as fuck, always thought I would be alone and was cool with it. The girl I'm with now had to throw herself at me to make me realize her feelings, and it came outta nowhere. Still got long hair whooop. A relationship could always be around the corner. You just gotta keep your head up to see it.

>>683129105
Being buzzed = drunk. Having one or two with dinner or something isn't worth getting bent out of shape over. Drinking to get drunk is.

>>683129329
Quite fucking true, dude. Any girl who frequents /b/ is just as pathetic as the rest of us.

>>683129430
Gonna miss you :)

>>683124798
I need more details.

>>683126772
Honest question, for you or any femanon who likes sexually dominant men: how do you feel about men who have both a strong dominant and a strong submissive side that freely alternate?

>>683129329

I would submit the men of chin are still far more outcast than the femanons. This is after being here for literally years.

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>Implying any of the women in this thread are the kind you want to get your dick near.

>>683121761
i havent read the thread yet, but..

>if he's mean to my cat.
>doesnt let me sleep around
>asks me to pay exactly 50% rent instead of proportional income
>doesn't take 'no' for an answer in mundane situations like "cmon, PLEASE watch Home Alone with me! I know you hate it but its my FAVORITE MOVIE"
>has never touched drugs
>has a moral objection to escorting
>wants to fuck around at home but doesn't want to go out on dates
>his friends dont make an effort to include me
>clingy
>being in-your-face with his fetish
>uses more than one spray of cologne/perfume
>wants a cut or percent of my escort money
>mean to his mom

.....major bonus points if he likes marvel movies though.

>>683124979
>normie

Not being a trap is a no deal for me sorry ladies only feminine dicks allowed here strictly no pussy.

>>683127023
>>683127023
Know what, I have long ass hair and women love it bro. Keep it up. After 2-3 years you'll see what I mean. Get past those shoulders and take good care of it. Brush it daily and condition it every other day.

>>683129499
good, then we've come to an agreement, grrl

>>683129563
AKA, you're just submissive.

>>683129440
It's a pretty good metaphor. Your avoidance of reality must be pretty strong if you have to convince yourself it's not.

>>683128905
I dated a guy similar to the second one. He was Unempathic, rude, though he was smart but said he 'helped' people but really he loved manipulating them when they're in the shitter and a total child with no concept of what consequences are. Overall just terrible.

>>683128878
There is no such thing as a hard or soft drug sweetie

Fat , or chubby that doesn't want to change
hygiene
drama queen (cutting, always fights)
autism
dumb

if he ever says "my ex was a crazy bitch".

i like guys who like their ex's.

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>>683129659

Alison?

>pic related

>>683125802
>>683125163

I hope this doesn't include weed

>>683129443
Yeah, my long hair was one of the top features my ex gf liked about me. When I implied that having a long hair is a disadvantage, I was being sarcastic.
I'm single since 2011 and it sure as hell isn't because I've got long hair.

>>683129563
Not the person you asked but i would be cool with that. I like to be dominated but my current bf is very vanilla in bed. I would prefer him to be totally sub than vanilla though, anything to break up the monotony would be nice.

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>>683129476
>drinking to get drunk is worth getting bent ouf of shape over

there's a reason stores only stock 1 non-alcoholic beer and endless types of alcoholic beer. if you've honestly convinced yourself that you're drinking an alcoholic beverage for any other reason than to catch a buzz, you're full of more shit than an indian university.

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>>683129659
>Being an escort isn't an immediate deal breaker for any self-respecting man.

Have fun never being in a lasting relationship.

What are some of what the femanons really like is now what I'm wondering.

>>683129710
Yeah, no. I think the concept may be beyond you, though, so don't feel bad.

>>683129659
>marvel movies
Gtfo with your shit taste

>>683129700
Ok any other tips anon? I shampoo and condition it about every other or third day. I do take a couple showers a day because of working out and I live in a hot climate.

I have just let it grow. Not cutting it at all is that the best way? Online it says to go to the barber to have it trimmed once in a while.

I've come across too many weird chicks who abuse medication for "anxiety", lately. They'll pound some klonopin or xanax, and go crazy on you. These meds slaughter their short term memory too, so it could seem a little rapey if you make the sex with them.

If anybody tells me they have "anxiety", I do a 360° and walk away.

>>683129700
I have long ass hair and women ignore me, I take awesome care of it too, I even use this yeast treatment that I invented based on something else someone else uses.

Yeast
Organic honey
Unsweetened yogurt

I brush it, and keep it trimmed and healthy.

Women hate my hair, they get so jealous of it, I hear more often "I wish my hair was that long"
And then I try to be smooth and shit
"Why don't you give me your number and call me when it is"

They're like
"Naw"

God I hate being a rapist.

>>683126560
Sounds like you might need some treatment for your NPD.

>>683129659
Moral objection to escorting? Holy shit, the things women say to make themselves feel better about themselves and the things they do. Maybe he doesn't want to date a girl who gets railed by multiple dudes. Unless you're an escort who solely spends time with your clients. But, how could you trust someone to that extent? Can't blame a guy for not trusting/being okay with a fucking escort.

>>683129988
I don't drink alcohol at all. I simply said there's nothing wrong with a person having one or two without getting drunk. Nice try, though.

>>683130089

I started avoiding women on anti psycho-meds years ago. Fucking crazy man, just crazy!

>>683129809
I have plenty of reasons to reeeeally dislike my ex, but I've never described her as a "crazy bitch". I don't like her overall, but I can appreciate aspects of her, I understand why things fell apart, and I get nothing from hating on her.

>>683129819
no not her.

she has 'the look'.
that really sexy look that means she's either bipolar or borderline.
right?

>>683130089
360 wtf bro

>>683130111
Dude. Long hair is great on a man when they take care of it. Gives you something to play with or hold onto.

>>683129329
Most guys are here for nude threads and will occasionally lurk other threads. It's pretty natural for guys to find some good fap material. There isn't the same appeal here to females.

>>683126772
I am intelligent and I'm not addicted to drugs, though I smoke weed often. I'm everything else on the list though. You know what's fucked up? Guys like me are usually insecure and all that because we've been bullied and ostracized our entire lives, so we don't like contact with people because it always hurts more than being alone. So we use drugs to ease the pain of loneliness. It's a vicious cycle.
Meanwhile most girls chase the typical Chad stereotype, because they're afraid of being associated with us, for which they would be shunned by all the chads and stacys. So we all grow up apart and by the time guys like me get over all that and get our lives together, it's too late and the chads have married everyone.
I say if you love someone, you'll be with them no matter what and at least try to help then through it instead of dismissing them because of bad hygiene or their insecurity. I guess that's why I'm alone though, I still believe in love.

>>683130089
>360°
lel

>>683130010
Argumentum ad hominem. Good one, big guy. Turning to that kind of attack of one's character validates what I said before. Sorry that you are in denial.

>>683130350
i had an ex who said more or less "never talk to nikki she's a crazy bitch and she only lies you cant trust her."

when i finally met nikki, she was the sweetest single mom raising the kids he fathered, that he abandoned because "i hate babies i'll come back when they're older"

it kind of makes me anxious when guys say it now

>>683130381

It's Alison Rapp. She's WAY over that border. Bitch lost her job at Nintendo because she was a hooker on the side. She also cuck'd and turned out her husband into a faggot. The whole thing is WAY out there, you can't even make this shit up.

>>683127675
>Can't handle reality. Gotta alter it with chemicals
Lmao, theres more to reality than being sober. (certain) Drugs can help you see the world from another perspective and make you see it in a different way. I'd like to see you say this bullshit after trying mushrooms or lsd. Stop being so fucking closeminded.

>>683130198
Why? Why are you okay with that? Why would someone bother with 1 or 2 drinks if they didn't want at least a light buzz? God anyone would need at least a few drinks to deal with being around you.