>>683118959
getting shitty and criticising you over small things, repeating the same story that she's already told, taking ages to answer her phone when she's always got it with her.

Any one of those is a bad sign but all three means she's getting it from someone else so fuck that bitch off

Password on the phone when there never was. Going out more often then not. Working longer hours but some how not making more money, etc. Of course, sometimes salary jobs make that harder to determine.

Posted once before but...
>Got out early from class, walked into apartment, hear my girl moaning
>Walk down hallway, roommate is fucking her, stand and watch until they notice
>Immediately the excuses start, tell them not to worry about it
>Strip naked, get in bed and we fuck every hole she has for the next 30 minutes
>As we are finishing I punch my roommate in the face
>Girl stares at me in shock, I grab her cloths, grab her arm
>Frog march her ass out to the front door, open it, throw her cloths at her feet
>"Fuck off, I don't date sluts." Shut and Lock door, grab two beers
>Open first beer, set other on table and wait for room mate to come out
>"You deserved it. You can chase after her but if you do I expect your shit out of here by the weekend."
>"Or you can take the beer, we stay friends and room mates, but you don't get to date the slut."
>Still friends to this day.

>>683121286
go on

>>683121286
sauce?

>>683121210
based anon

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I love this cuck story

>>683121286
Probably censored anyway

>Dude I played football with in highschool, used to comment on how big my dick was
>I'm pretty thick but average size, but im 5'6 so it just looks bigger
>Anyways, years later, after college I get a job near my home town, run into him again and we become friends
>Anytime we are hanging out and somebody brings up dicks he always has to say how big mine is
>All the fucking time, I just laugh it off, cause why would I deny it?
>One day, facebook message from dude's wife...wants to know if im really big like he says
>Tell her No, im just average, she doesn't believe me
>End up fucking her later that week
>Apparently my average cock was good enough, I get messages from 3 of her friends (1 with a bf, 1 that is engaged)
>All of a sudden im fucking 4 different girls on a regular basis, 1 married, 1 engaged, 1 with a bf
>Totally going to send my buddy an anonymous gift on his birthday for being my secret wingman

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>>683121210
Lol, that didn't happen.

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>>683121832
yes

>>683121967
I could fap exclusively to jav if they didn't still do that. I don't even think there are legal reasons behind it anymore, considering many studios are uncensored but have ugly models.

>>683122301
Yeah, I don't think its on the books anymore legally just considered bad taste, which is weird. Of course Korea has banned porn all together so who knows. Asians can be crazy.

>>683121210
Suuuuuuuuuuuure dude
You are so cool and manly and alpha.
I bet you're super handsome aswell!

Fuck you

>>683121210
I approve of this message

>>683121210
I don't care that it probably didn't happen, still a pretty cool story.

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i would love it if my gf cheated on me. All the gf's I have usually dump me even before they find another guy

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>>683123964
And that doesn't tell you it's time to change?

Tells me that you're so insufferable that those bitches would rather be alone than stuck with you.

Signs of cheating?

Some other dude's cock in their mouth, pussy or ass.

>had suspicions about my wife
>she leaves without her cell phone
> I listen to her messages
> find a message from a guy telling her what a good cocsucker she is and how he lives feeding her his cum everyday
> wife comes home. Admits everything and is pissed I violated her privacy
> dumb bitc

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