I am from Russia .

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>>683112912
I only speak one language.

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I woke up to the sound of a dying lawn mower at 5 am and had 3 beers for breakfast.

>>683112912
I'm about to go spend $50 to eat at a Brazilian steakhouse

I only speak two languages; American and English.

>>683112912
I legally own two guns.

I'm about to go catch some fish, but just for sport. I'll be releasing them alive.

>>683112912
I have sex with children but it's okay because Jesus still loves me and this is the land of the free.

>>683113275
Texas de Brazil is shit. A fucking 12 pack, nice ribeye and some charcoal is cheaper and more satisfying.

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I follow international news on a daily basis, and know the names of most of the leaders of the G20

>>683112912
I own a multi million dollar fortune 500 company that oursources all my product ro china

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I work at a wawa

I'm just better than you

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Okay

I speak 3 languages and have a Masters degree. I live in Texas

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>>683113503
nothing says freedom like self-censorship of swear words
nowhere else in the world

>>683113709

sup Asianfag

>>683113492
Agree

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>>683113503
Oh, and I endorse my government helping out others in their time of need
> We're staging wildfire relief supplies for our Canadian neighbors to the north- no need to ask, we'll be there ASAP buddies.

I am fat

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>>683112912

>>683113785
Depends on the others.

Canada? Fuck yes.
Pakistan? Fuck them.

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>>683112912
>I am very interested in other languages and cultures
Confirmed not murrican.
Gtfo you poser. Only freedom in here.
>I love people with IQ's of 12 whose only talent is pulling a trigger so they join the army

>>683112912
I'm from "Gebiet des Deutschen Reiches"

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I'm that guy that's hoarding all of the .22

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>>683113884
what kind of grips are those? I still use the old AR-15 A1 triangular stock.

>>683112912
I don't have to OP.

I just am.

>>683113884
/k/omrade

>>683113884
why on earth would you need that

>>683113884
why is everyone into being a faggot with guns around here

>>683114270
to shoot niggers

>>683114030
pics or it didnt happen

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>>683113900
I agree. Technically speaking, they still owe us an explanation for why Bin Laden was living in their country.
> That's okay, boys, we killed him anyway...For God & Country: Geronimo-e KIA

>>683113432
It says american not muslim

>>683114118

The handguard is a Daniel Defense Lite III freefloat rail.

>>683114270
he doesn't
he thinks a nigger is going to break into his mom's basement and rape his non-existent gf

I only eat McDonalds

>>683112912
Im a fat slob insult to the human race who posts racist shit on /pol/ and insults cultures I know nothing about

>>683114373
funny how christians and muslims have so much in common

>>683114270

Because shooting is fun as fuck, and I do carbine rifle competitions at my local shooting range. Also useful if a methhead kicks in my front door.

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>>683114391
Thanks, Patriot. Here's a pic for your trouble

>>683114472
post empty bag/wrappers as proof

I'm dumb. Is it enough?

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Name the team without googling

>>683114472
>>683114551
or it didn't happen!

>>683114513
50s clothing is sexier

>>683114590
I'm an American
fuck sports

You cant stump the trump

>>683114590
argentina

I vote for president based on there character instead of there stances and plans

>>683114502
>a methhead kicks in my front door.
never ever ever ever ever going to happen
thinking you need a gun for that is retarded and puts others at risk with such an open gun culture

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>>683112912
i don't have to prove shit to you it's a free country

I eat shitty food, and workout so I can maintain a shit diet.

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Because Americans know how to FUCK

>>683112912
i walk around with a false sense of superiority over all those who pass by me.. which shows that i am white and an American

>>683114287
why is everybody without them such a faggot about it?
He spent his $$$ on guns, big fucking deal...

>>683114681
he said american not amerishit

>>683114590
Chargers and titans?

>>683114834
selling just one of those guns would solve about a year's worth of financial problems for me

>>683114830
but your a nigger

>>683112912

Guns.

>>683112912

So funny.

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>>683112912
I cant get up from bed without help

>>683114815
that totally makes me lose my appetite actually

>>683112912
>American

I'm Texan first. An American second.

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>>683114802
>>683114287

Cry some more, faggots

I'mn so fgat,. iut makes irt hartd to typoe/.

Hola soy un panchito. Tambien soy americano wey chinga a tu madre pelotudo mamavergas.
I AM ALSO AMERICAN

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1: I don't give a shit about other countries because they don't matter.
2: I love my country because without the U.S., the world would be Muslim now.
3: This is God's country and if you're not part of it, you're part of the problem.
4: Also, we will never pay back any debt we owe as we can kick the asses of any so-called world power.

>>683112912
Failed in one.

>>683115133
>Gun loaded
Retard.

>>683115133
being an American=being a tool to the gun lobby

>>683115155
Hungry You're a poor detected.

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Because we shoot Tornadoes with one hand while waving the flag of the United States of America with the other, pal!

>>683114352
>>683114502

If someone breaks into your house it is a lot easier to defend yourself with a handgun, or a baseball bat.
If you need to run to your basement to load that thing I doubt that you can use self defense as a defense when you are on trial for murder.

I think that guns should be allowed since they are a tool but noone needs semi-automatic rifles to shoot deer.

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>>683112912
i had 3 meat pizza and some soder for brreakfast. after that i promptly went to bed

>>683113754
Not asian

>>683115194
>This is God's country
christfag

>>683112912
I'm french

>>683113492
Not even close

>>683115242
[patriotism intensifies]

>>>r/eddit

I hate niggers

>>683115243
I know I'm just rustling jimmies
>noone needs semi-automatic rifles to shoot deer.
agreed

>>683114975
i am not, i own a bike which i payed cash for

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End of thread
> Drops the Mic, walks out.

I think that Mexico is out to steal my job!

>>683115271
I do that too
and when my ass gets btfo a few hours later it's like an alarm clock

>>683115446
>getting ripped off

>>683115241
Buttsore Amerifatfuck detected.

>>683112912
I constantly check the McRib locator so I can load up on them when they come back around.

>>683115585
this
all Americans have the McRib gene

>>683115552
>Buttsore
From what? All our rapist refugees? Swing and a miss, eurocuck.

And fuck yeah I'm Murrican. Stay jelly you inbred sheep shagger.

>>683114472
European imposter confirmed

>Get some fresh material

>>683115726
>triggered

>>683115242
>we shoot Tornadoes™

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We all have Masters Degrees in The Art of Partying

>>683115726
Even buttsorer.

>>683115777
>™
HEY HOWD YOU DO THAT

>>683115453
kek

>>683115777
I posted the pic, and I FUCKING LOVE THIS

>>683115742
no fuck you I had two Royales last week for lunch

>>683112912
>I'm not a passive faggot
>I own several firearms
>I shit on the quran

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Bad news EuroSocialismoFags: Reagan's back, and this time HE'S PISSED

>>683112912
I'm over weight

>>683116022
kek

I can, but am not voting for Trump. The sign of a true American.

>>683115798
>>683115770
>being THIS jealous of the US.

Wew lad, settle down.

It's not all great, sometimes there is a line at the unemployment office and welfare ain't what it used to be.

And we are neighbors with Mexico. They are basically the same shit you got. Buy ours are more like house ants while your infestation is wasps.

Have fun. Allahu akbar.

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Why? Because Fuck You, that's why.

>>683116222
>triggered hard

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>>683115243
>noone needs semi-automatic rifles to shoot deer.

Correct, my 2 semiautomatic rifles are for shooting people and the 2nd Amendment protects firearm rights for individual self defense per Heller v DC, 2008.

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Stonewall Jackson reporting in, and you BETTER NOT FUCK UP MY TWENTY DOLLAR BILL, either.

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>>683112912
VIVA AMERICA!

>>683116293
yeah but you can't just go around bragging you can shoot people
put those fucking things away

>>683115963
I thought it was pretty awesome (I'm not American)

>>683116371
What is self defense?
>being this cucked

>>683112912

My parents are still married.

I have cancer. for real.

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Stephen Colbert reporting in

>>683116463
actually you should have to prove you live where self-defense is actually necessary
a lot of gun nuts use that excuse to stock up on weapons

>>683116281
>not even funposting anymore
>mind broken into using only one buzzword

Hopefully the Islamic culture will add some imagination into your dreary lives. Fucking hell. Someone get me an Australian.

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>>683116567
Stay cucked faggot

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I say again: END of Thread

QED
Quo es Demonstratum
> What was to be proved

>>683115177
>panchito
Eres mas español que El Torete, cabrón xD

>>683112912
Trump for president 2016

I have to deal meth to pay my chemotherapy.

>>683116581
>Islamophobia
>god-tier triggered

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My favorite USA Gif

>>683116371
He's allowed to say whatever he wants because he is American. I have to watch what I say here in Canada for fear that I might say something illegal.

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>>683116293
>implying you will ever shoot someone with those
>implying a simple handgun isn't enough self defence
>implying you aren't a pussy using them as a penis extender

But hey I'm sure when you eventually get into a firefight with multiple armed assailants you will be glad you had them right?

over 200 pounds and under 5'9''

>>683116656
you're also going to have to take a mental health examination to prove you wouldn't shoot up a school or try to overthrow the government
which is illegal

>>683112912
my rights shall not be infringed upon. i believe in free speech. capitalism is the only flawless governmental system, as it's the only one to recognize its flaws.

>>683116371

I'm not bragging, it's just a fact. I have rifles for self defense. That means...that I have the ability to shoot you if you enter my home without permission and in my state it's perfectly legal for me to shoot you.

Don't be a criminal, and you won't get shot. Simple really.

>>683116789
>I might say something illegal.
like what?
and then what happens?

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>>683116688

>>683116854
>Don't be a criminal, and you won't get shot. Simple really.
actually the Nazis used to say shit like that
js

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Kids, our Father is back, and he's driving a Hemi
> If you thought Reagan was pissed, better hit the floor for this one

>>683116371
>not understanding guns are for protecting yourself from terrorists, both foreign and domestic

>>683116919
>who hasn't
keks had

>>683116935

>Comparing home invasion self defense to being a nazi

you people are literally retarded

>>683117043
they did faggot
look it up

>>683116222
Adult illiteracy is a serious problem. Nice trips.

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You came to the WRONG neighborhood, Motherfucker

>>683116822
>capitalism
>flawless
>governmental system
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyGFz-zIjHE

>>683114502
>shooting is fun as fuck
yep

I spent my night doing blow while good Ol' Ben Franklin watched me through the rolled up $100 bill. I also drank whiskey and smoked cigarettes. Finally when the night was over I furiously jacked off to lesbians inserting jaw breakers into each other's assholes. While I slept I dreamt of beating niggers and Mexicans while trump stood approvingly over me. I am America bitch

>>683117140
Americans don't want to be literate. It's gay. And faggy.

>>683117218
why are the questions on that video upside down

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>>683113584

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America woooooooooo!

>>683117271

>>683117376

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I'm not

>>683116022
>Fox News
>pro Trump
Goddamn liberals are stupid

>>683116316

Seriously that is bullshit.

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>>683112912
Because i live with/hate a lot of Anericans...

θ===D

>>683117473
>missing the point
>being this butthurt

>>683117462
>my eagle is superior
Wait until Ahmed changes it to a camel lmao

We won the cold war and Communism is the root of all evil.

>>683117615
>a camel
you know you'd fuck one

>>683116715
Don't try and pretend Islam isn't a burden. It brings Muslims and Muslims don't mix well with anyone.

>>683117140
Lil bit. But you gabbers git mah gist.

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Here's one to put in your pipe and smoke for awhile: Everyone with weapons can be mustered as a volunteer member of the militia, per our 2nd amendment.
Think a land war in Asia is suicide? Attack us, I fucking dare you. If our Nukes don't turn your country to a smooth glass surface, EVERY fucking American will buttfuck any soldier stupid enough to set foot on our soil.

Just ask our (now) friends, the British.

>>683116284

kek

>>683117687
do you always troll on autopilot?

>>683116858
Public incitement of hatred

319 (1) Every one who, by communicating statements in any public place, incites hatred against any identifiable group where such incitement is likely to lead to a breach of the peace is guilty of

(a) an indictable offence and is liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years; or

(b) an offence punishable on summary conviction.

Marginal note:Wilful promotion of hatred

(2) Every one who, by communicating statements, other than in private conversation, wilfully promotes hatred against any identifiable group is guilty of

(a) an indictable offence and is liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years; or

(b) an offence punishable on summary conviction.

>>683117615
What do you call a three humped camel?

>>683117760
Where do you think we are right now?

>>683117794
you wouldn't have that law if there hadn't been a Canadian or two to come along and ruin everything for the rest of you

>>683117827
Don't know, but I can tell you that a 3 L Llama is
ONE HELL of a FIRE!
HAHAHAHAHA

>>683117891
I'm in an anti-American thread disguised as a pro-Trump thread. Where are you?

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I'm voting for trump.

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Germans have eagles now? Where did they steal them from?

>>683117827
A movie that is only watchable when intoxicated.
Only got through half of it.

l am extremely fat and l think the solution to all my problems is to build a wall

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ISS? Yeah, great. How'd you get it up there, anyway?

I was born in the most patriotic city in the nation.

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>>683112912
>I am very interested in other languages and cultures
1. I own land
2. I rock at sports like golf and baseball
3. I have a outrageously hot wife.
4. I fly the American flag
5. Islam sucks
6. Donald J. Trump rocks
7. I don't give a fuck about you
8. I have a truck
9. My house was built by mexicans.
3.

>>683118332
FUCK YEAH JACKSON MI

>>683118070
EU vs US

A 5 star shitposting thread.

Contenders from all over the US and The EU gather to clash like the keyboard warrior they are.

To the victor: Nothing
To the defeated: Muslims

>>683118260
>>683118059
Her name, you infidels.

>>683112912
Republican fucktards hold back our economic, scientific, and social development.

>>683112912
I am a practicing Protestant

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Well boys, this has been fun. But the Cardinals are just about to play the Pirates, so I gotta get going.
It's a game where we use clubs, you wouldn't know anything about it.

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>>683114356

im fat and stupid and i like hamburgers very much

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>>683118710
Liberal dumb-asses hold back everyone.

>>683118710
libtards hold back basic family values, promote degeneracy, and against the ideas of culture

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>>683118945
>im fat and stupid and i like hamburgers very much
Sounds like you're a mexican.

>>683112912
>Prove you aren't

>>683113432
Muslims fuck goats, christians fuck children.

I weigh 500 pounds and I blame the mexicans for my incapability to get a job.

>>683119085
no im american i said im fat and stupid and i like hamburgers

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>>683119378
Too lazy to punctuate and capitalize letters. You're probably from Mexico or Africa.

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>itt

>>683115133
My ninja. Love those glockenspiels what caliber?

>>683119033
Liberals and conservatives agree on 95% of all issues.

speaking 4 languages represent