ITT: Characters that are essentially you.
>pic related: a dark and mysterious character who isn't afraid to stand up to authority
>>683105979
Who the fuck describes themselves as dark and mysterious?
>>683105979
This gives me cancer
An underaged faggot
>>683106121
>>683106204
Welcome to /b/, faggots.
>>683106121
Someone thinking he is "trolling"
>>683105979
Edgelord
>>683105979
>wears some kind of fedora
Indeed it must be accurate
A sedimentarian rock born from a sheep
>>683105979
yep just got cancer.... thanks faggot
>>683106121
Basement-dwelling neck-bearder American-obese fedora-tipper
A dark and mysterious character who is always hiding from those who need to find him
>>683105979
C R I N G E
A suicidal retard whovonly cares about memes
A joyless piece of aluminiun in a cage
>>683105979
eat shit and die
>>683105979
Lol edgelord detected, please motherfucker, get cancer and die. It would be doing the world a favor.
>>683107300
/thread
the joker is essentially me. smart, funny, cunning and not to be messed with
Summer is fucking here.
>>683105979
so in short you live in mommy's basement
>>683107968
You are the definition of cringe.
>>683107968
Even more C R I N G E
Powerful, handsome, and in charge.
>>683108041
Says the weeb. I feel sorry for your parents. I bet your father stays up at night and thinks 'Jesus Christ. What did I do wrong to make my son become a pathetic fedora who faps to furries and hentai?' then comtemplates suicide for another hour before he finally takes 4 sleeping pills to work another day.
All while you fap to typical weeaboo shit with your fleshlight. Pathetic faggot.
i really dont care.
>>683105979
good bait
>>683108317
You're both lifeless fucking faggots.
Kill yourselves you cuntbuckets of shit.
>>683108374
>>683107968
>>683105979
So much cringe.
>>683108460
angsty 14 year old detected
did daddy beat you too much?
>>683108317
>implying /b/ hasn't been a weeabo haven since 03
Lurk moar faggot
this fucking guy
>not social
>eats sweets all day
>rarely leaves his room
>kind of smart
>obsessed with justice
>intense dark circles
>pale
>anime garbage
>>683108317
Welcome to 4chan the American image board made for discussing anime
>>683105979
How the fuck did you guys actually take this bait
>>683108317
You're literally only mad because you fell for the pretend cringe, and are a newfag.
>inb4 heheh it was actually real cringe even though they were faking hehh
ITT: bait posts that are clearly satire
>>683108836
>using 'inb4' to cover your own response, which in itself was clear evidence of falling for the bait.
Nice try, faggot. How's 9th grade going?
>>683108826
This
>>683108061
>>683108092
>>683108510
faggot bait bois kek
This girl
>socially retarded
>plays games nonstop
>constantly freaking out about something
>wants to get better but doesn't know how
>watches anime
>most likely depressed
>has like one friend
Except I'm a guy
i dont see myself as him, but my whole 20something years ive tried to be as goku as i can.
and i dont just mean in terms of drive and strength
basically me.
Fast, super cool, loved by all my friends.
>>683107147
>>683107147
Kek'd
>>683108752
but you're fat right?
>>683109702
*A wild autist appears! *
>>683105979
You mean a delusional egomaniac?
>>683105979
fucking reddit shit right there
>>683110121
The autism was here from the start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs&app=desktop
>mentally ill
>daddy issues
>tries to be edgy but is actually sensitive
>dead inside
>>683105979
You sure are fucking edgy, you autist. Dark and mysterious my ass, you'll never accomplish anything useful. Kys
>>683106121
An underage edgelord animu dipshit.
Also, people that wear fedoras.
>>683109001
>haha I didn't fall for the bait it was actually you
how
Fat faggot who has a good life on paper but can't enjoy it.
>>683112009
Feel free to suggest a character
>>683105979
High Quality bait.
>>683111401
Takes one to know one.
>>683105979
tl;dr
a nigger
>>683105979
>>683112223
Who asked for your opinion?
autism
>>683105979
This is a joke right?
>>683109268
doesn't matter, tits or gtfo
too drunk
young but feeling old
horrible with people
still a kind person and some wat honorable guy
too many wrong decisions
I'm like the male version of this rood chain smoking drinking crazy bitch.
I am Simon
>Used to be super shy and sorta weird
>Realizing my potential
>Got the girl
>Becoming more confident than I thought I ever could be
>>683105979
*Cringe*
this frog
>popular for the longest time
>so much fun
>new frog shows up
>i am nothing
>>683108251
And gay
Not really sure which character would be like me. I seem to have traits of different personality disorders but they are not very strong. And I think Schizotypal is the dominant one of them all. OR it might be the only one but it looks like many from my perspective.
I often think of myself as person with broken mind who is soon to become insane or something along those lines.
Most of the time I'm introvert but sometimes I get some random ideas which I spontaneously make reality. My few friends sometimes say that I'm not normal. I just hope I don't lose them because I fear that I might becoem so lonely that I no longer wish to interact with outside world.
>Beta gemini
>Went full retard to save friends from mass destruction
>Can barely form a cohesive sentence when speaking
>Annoying as hell to half of the people I meet, cute to the other half
>FUCK1NG R4D1C4L
>>683116526
Go see a shrink seriously , get help.
>>683116986
I don't wanna. I'm afraid I'll be labeled as psycho and put under care for rest of my life. I can control myself most of the time and act normal even if it means to look really shy to others. Only thing which I can't or don't want to control is those random ideas which make my friends think that I'm not normal.
>>683105979
This is the most melodramatic and cringey thing I've ever read.
>>683117377
>I get some random ideas which I spontaneously make reality
What ideas ? And are you saying you act upon these ideas ?
>>683105979
Wear sunglasses and have a big nose. My dad told me I would be cool if I stopped eating junk food like Cheetos. I showed him.
Obsessed with hebe girls and willing to marry an ugly woman to be with her daughter.
I took one of those online tests just for the sake of it because I had nothing important to do right now.
Not sure how much you can trust onlien tests but I'm not surprised either but little but concerned because I didn't expect to have high/very high on most of them.
>>683117833
Yes, I act upon random ideas. Mostly they are related to making myself bleed during class. Once I broke pencil lead and it was stuck in my flesh because I decided to stab myself. My friend told me "the fuck are you doing?" when I broke my pencil sharpener to get something to cut out the pencil lead.
>>683118268
forgot pic like the retard I am
Fedora wearing evil madcunt
>>683118399
Also pic
"Fapfolder"
>>683105979
me in a nutshell, bony, old, spooky, and iced the fuck out
>>683109383
does that mean you leave your wife and children for dragon balls
>>683118268
Umm ok look you're not gonna get locked away if you see a shrink but seriously they can help you , trust me they can actually help and you won't get locked up in loony bin they'l probably figure out the problem and maby give you some meds , it may just be a chemical imbalance.
>always zozzling
>faces of /b/ is favourite thread
>attractive
This guy because I will fuck pretty much anything and I like a good punch up. I too also suffer from splitting headaches from time to time.
>>683105979
I sexually identify as a mad magic jester who poisons people
>>683108510
i like rock and roll, sex and pizza in that order.
>>683118738
the mountain is the one who gets headaches you stupid fuck
>Faggot
>Fucks up every time
It's me
>>683118701
I'll probably be fine for next few months since I got some of this burden off myself.
And I think others are safe around me since I avoid doing anything that would have negative effects for the rest of my life and it includes any criminal activities. I call it "upper override" because it kicks in even when I'm drunk and I get a feeling of being sober for few seconds.
This is now a cringe thread
GO
>>683105979
this is epic bait or you are a goddamn gigantic lord of edge and need to get off of forty chongs
Cringe thread?
>>683118961
Missed the joke you fucking mong didn't you?
>>683119372
lost
furry and minions crossover
>Ice cold, like my hands and my soul
>>683108061
>simple, falls for bait, trolled easily
Basically this guy here
>>683119116
I'm not a shrink but I can tell you that you've got nothing to fear seeking help and just think how good it would be to fix your problems and be able to get on with your life. Don't wait till things get worse Anon.Nobody's going to think any less of you either if you get help.
>>683108317
>>683105979
>Immature idiot and natural born loser, such am I.
>>683119673
There's social stigma in my country related to those things. If anyoen finds out I woudl be done for.
>>683119657
>posts edgy cancer cringe
>calls it bait when reality hits in
>muh trolling lel xDDD
ever considered suicide, 17 yo boi?
>>683109268
This is what's wrong with /b/. Imagine if that was an animedude, and the post had ended with "except that im a girl". The amount of "tits or gtfo" and "stupid atenttion whoring slut nobody cares about your gender". And now nobody says a thing to this guy!
>>683120365
>>683105979
I always win
>>683120365
I dont want to see his dick though
I do wish to see some oc tits
If you wish to see anons dick, just ask
Faggot
>Prefers to wear my horse mask over my actual face
>Has too much time on my hands
>>683110023
no, hes prolly a skinny fucking pale fag
>>683120365
>>683116049
Hi Simon. Thats Ramsay though
>>683120223
>17 yo boi
>4chan
Seriously, kill yourself, the world will be better off without you. Your dead, decomposing body would be more helpful from the nutrition it gives to the soil in the ground.
What's a character that's just getting by? He has to be
>Careless, doesn't really care about anything
>Alcoholic
>Skinny
>Doesn't really feel emotional attachment to anything
>He's just there, no one notices him, a bit anti-social and likes it that way
Any characters like that?
>>683120806
wat? whos ramsay?
>>683120815
You're**
Here anon, this will make all your sadness go away
>>683121029
>>683120663
Can i see yours?
>>683120820
Close enough
>>683120705
Bög
>>683121206
kek, not samefag, but still funny as fuck.
>>683120806
The guy in your photo is Gordon Ramsay
>>683105979
My Mom always tells me how I "look like Anonymous."
>Chill as fuck
>Fucks people over, no shits given
>Decent hair
>Blind in one eye
>Lying shithead
Whelp found my match, minus Swole
Probably wall•E
He's just doing his job, cleaning up everyone else's mess while making his own happiness in life.
<- This
>>683105979
>broke
>family is fucked
>own a restaurant
>my landlord is a weirdo
>>683122576
what you're saying is kind of beautyfull
This is me