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>>683102515
Fucking white people just can't stand being average.
But I love being average i don't want to be noticed
>>683103459
Kek
>>683103656
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>>683104034
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>683103877
>Dojobah
Lost
>>683103683
this is why manatees don't like water slides.
>>683103095
Nigger
>>683104195
copypasta dedected
>>683103877
>skills in bright karate swords combat
Checked and lost
>>683104195
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>683104732
Damn I lost!
It's a draw
>>683104688
Top kek well worth the effort
>>683104688
>BENEATH THE SURFACE WITH YOU YOUR IDENTITY AWAITS YOU
Ooookay. Nice dubs.
>>683103607
See this a lot anyone remember what this clip was from?
>>683105064
HAAAAAAAAAAA
Why this is with of bananases??
>>683104584
Nice counter-copypasta
>>683105351
wrong fucking arm.
>>683104584
did you just fucking navy seals copy pasta me, you little bitch?i'll let you know that I came first class in my meming skills and have been involved in numerous raids with the infamous hacker 4 chan against every sort of shit organization that stands in my fucking way, and have over 9000 confirmed rare pepes. i have been trained in the technique of North Korean DDOSing, and have beaten John Cena in a fight of dank fucking memes. I have the entire arsenal of anonymous at my disposal, and i shall disperse it within my web of contacts including Shia, Bernie Sanders and Donald Fucking Trump to obliterate you you think you can get away with navy seal copypasta-ing me? You think your 7 proxies is enough to defend against me? I have breached over 500 proxies at the same time while being hacked by tumblr and shot at by the NSA. You think your shitty copy-pasted crap is going to protect you against my fury? well it can't, it won't, and now it's arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon, you little shit
listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds gets wild after midnight
>>683103459
End halal section. Problem solved.
Is banana for a funnies and laughting?
>>683103459
A true British hero
* wipes tear from his eye *
>>683106074
Haha kid's gonna love sudden propulsions, is the idea to get less ground friction from baby's barf on the front?
>>683105064
Someone needs to leave this guy unattended in an airport somewhere for a few hours.
> Hilarity ensues
>>683103607
Hot shots part deux
>>683104585
>long dick style
>>683104394
Wtf do you think the point of a copypasta is retard ? You can even spell 'detected' correctly so who am i kidding
>>683104688
Any cunt that knows morse code and is bored care to translate this shit for us plebs?
>>683107060
What is this from? I've seen it before!
>>683106372
Noice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_tMD5bTbLM
>>683102515
well she didn't kill herself because someone said she's ugly
she was ashamed of what she did and people were threatening her
>>683103877
>Paul saltines
Almost faggot
>>683106722
I don't get it
>>683106896
Comes with free helium exit bag?
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>>683103459
It seems like the first time in years I've laughed in a YLYL thread.
>>683105351
Chinks are not human
>>683103877
>Wise puppet, master of bright karate, killer of paul saltines
His mug should be a meme.
>>683103877
>Paul Saltines
I'M DONE
>>683107683
>Sweden
>YES
>>683102515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLqmh61IfTI
>>683107204
You called?
>>683107948
same
>>683107273
This is a fucken dad joke
>>683105064
>Sir roller
No legs, no arms, no swords. He kills by the sheer force of his anger alone (and some nasty bites). He is our finnest champion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=118iT8SPHb0
skip to 4:21
>>683107900
summit is an idiot, can't believe he has that many fans
>>683102515
don't cut yourself on that edge, kid. actually, go ahead and cut yourself on it.
>>683106492
this is a good one i laughed out loud
>>683107860
Got it now - thanks anon
>>683103607
Fucking love that movie
>>683104195
6/5 if true
>>683108087
Long schlong brudder
>>683103807
Anne Frank was never gassed or put in a oven, she died of infection and disease while in a camp and her body was put into a mass grave.
Memes are cancer, and their even worse when their wrong.
>>683103095
So I guess blacks are use to being Lower life forms ?
>>683108418
Hits too close to home to be funny.
>>683105223
>read the filename
Nigger you fucked this up so bad
>>683103327
classic, I like this one.
>>683103327
Filename
>Internetexplorer
Wtf is wrong with you
>>683108569
waaahh my memes are historically innacurate :CCCCCCC
dude its a fucking joke kill yourself
>>683105223
shitpost retard check your filename before you post
Fucking idiot
>>683103877
Lost several times, Dojobah really got me.
>>683103459
Halel
If someone secretly removes that would they be able to tell it was there?
>>683107931
kekd
>>683108569
Jew spotted
>>683108808
>being this retarded
the joke is that anne fnank got gassed
but the issue is that she NEVER DID
the joke doesn't work you fucking idiot, get your 9gag teir memes out of here
that's like saying " haha, osama bin laden died in 9/11 " when he wasn't one of the attackers
>>683108879
newfag
>>683108585
Roasted
>>683108628
oman... you're bald?
Is my OC dank enough?
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>>683108879
pls explain to a newfag
>>683109191
rekt n kekt
>>683109191
Dude watch it, 9/11 jokes are not funny. They are just plane wrong.
>>683108172
fucking kek
>>683109191
>anne fnank
>>683109390
Lost.
>>683109375
He fucks the two on the right low-key and they don't know what's happening so he gets away with it
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>>683109335
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
Post anything related to your name being Judy Hopps to this Pepsi Twitter hashtag
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
Preferably, funny, clever, sexual, violent, offensive.
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>>683109519
I would too
>>683109347
filename is supposed to say " the game " but a newfag once posted it without checking the file name, so now it's a meme to post the picture without the proper file name to spot out newfags
>>683109568
I hate these gifs
>>683103656
I missed you!
>>683109642
Time for buzzfeed to cash in on this
>>683109669
thats a shame, because they think you're lovely
>>683109772
>We allow these near our children
>>683108469
:^]
>>683109214
newfag
>>683109191
my point still stands as in no one cares
>>683105269
seems legit
>>683109679
Why a bananas is funnies?
>>683110004
just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!1
WHAT'RE YOU, 12???
>>683109375
I laughed way too hard at this. Who ever made this is going to hell.
>>683106722
I suppose the german is mildly kek worthy considering.
http://youtu.be/a-dB46rqpzs
>>683109772
lulz
>>683107392
That chick dancing is from Boardwalk Empire.
>>683107416
am i the only one who always laughs at that shit all the time?
This is at the very least worth a light chuckle
>>683109772
Niggers gonna nig
>>683106722
the sad part is that this is true
>>683109263
Thread abortion commencing
>>683109448
Made it through till you pointed out
>frank
Lost
>>683109772
fucking lost
is this real life?
>>683110523
Butthurt furfag detected
>>683110577
check 'em
>>683107392
Boardwalk empire
ITT: a script kiddie
>>683104584
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>>683104584
>First off, you're not a Navy SEAL, as I can tell from your statement you are utilizing many hyperbolas.
>Second, why would anyone believe you?
Everything here is a work of fiction, you would be stupid to believe it, so why are you even trying?
>Third, I highly doubt anyone in the military would even spout this much information at a website such as this, you cannot be this retarded.
>Fourth, you can't even kill OP, since you tracked his IP you would know he lives in a state with strict gun laws, which are getting stricter by the day.
Fifth and finally, you're just a fail. I can't believe you want us to believe you're some Navy Seal when you really aren't. Stolen Valor much asshole?
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>>683110836
while i appreciate you being upset, you should know that doing this can result in a ban if not done properly. if you want to do this right and not get a ban, post bananas
>>683110852
>implying I'm not dedicated enough to do this manually
