>>683097639

Fuck bitches; stop waiting for "the one"

>>683097639

If my younger self new how I am now he'd probably hang himself

>>683097639
i would say kill yourself

>>683097639

warn /b/ of the future faggotry that will befall them unless they take action

>>683098247
/thread

>>683097639
>Your son is kill.
>The driver will be alcohol.
>It's not too late to stop them.

KONY 2012!

>>683098645

Whoa. Sorry to hear that anon.

>>683097639

As much as you hate him now, patch things up and spend more time with your dad before he has a heart attack and dies in a few years.

>>683097639

Dump that bitch before you totally ruins your life. She's cheating on you right now and as much as you feel like you can't live without her, it's not worth the mind games.

>>683097639
I would say
>get your cdl and get out of the homeless shelter, but dont eat that shit tier food on the road.
>excercise and make sure you dont turn into me.
>also, Mary is going to be an excellent wife. Good choice.

>>683097639
Dont do drugs...

>>683097639

In 10 years don't go back in time. Time paradox reinstated; goodbye reality.

DONT DROP OUT OF SCHOOL. PUSSY UP AND DEAL WITH IT.

>>683098645
I think this /b/ro just won the thread.

Sorry about your son anon.

>>683099054
Me.

Don't get into drugs, you're going to destroy your intelligence. Pick up those physics and philosophy books and keep your nose in them. Fuck your parents, they don't give a shit about what you want and they're never going to support your actual interests. They are wounded, wounded people. You'll be a lost puppy dog at 24 without any hope and have a fucked up brain, living back and forth between friends' and sympathetic relatives' houses, in and out of rehabs, and living on the streets.

Stay off this site as well.

>>683097639
10 years? carry on son, move to Taiwan as soon you graduate.

Don't listen like you been doing

Ask that fucking girl out you pussy

learn to love life young

"dont do anything differently"

>>683099183
nice

STOP EATING SO MUCH FATBOY

>>683097639
Move out of the UK asap.

doont b littel beech
also get fucking ripped, the girl you're gonna want to fuck loves that shit

>>683097639
Don't be a faggot, and think commitment is shit. You regret it, you pussy.

"Tell her you love her."

>>683097639
try to be happy by yourself. don't date, don't try to force relationships, don't fall in love. get your depresion shit together, you don't need anyone.

don't let the cat out. it will die.

Put all of your money in a winning title for Leicester City in 2016.

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>>683103797
This

BET ON THE OTHER TEAM FAGGOT

>>683103797
easy way to get rich here

You left your keys on top of the fridge

Stay off 4chan

fuck all the bitches you had a chance with but didn't go for..

also stay the fuck away from your long term ex, she's not worth it.

Don't go to uni, the time spent there and student loan will block your passions for many many years. Buy a cheap drawing tablet asap and focus on drawing furry porn for money until you have big enough fanbase to live off patreon donations for your personal projects.
Do what you really want to do. Everything else will fall into place naturally

Stop relying on other people to fix your problems for you, it'll only make things worse. Trust no one.

And when your best female friend becomes available, fuck being worried about ruining the friendship, make a move; you'll regret it otherwise.

>>683097639

Stop drinking and move out of your fucking state. Also, don't trust anyone on the Internet.

"Don't send yourself this message 10 years in the future"

>if you don't suck my penis right now no-one ever will

Do NOT give up on her because of your own issues. Her next boyfriend will be an abusive fuck she'll never be able to escape from.

buy a car while you still have money

>>683105544

kek

>>683097639

If I could go back 12 years I'd tell the stupid little pisser

>STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM 4CHAN!

But, guess what? I'd still be here now because the stupid little shit would have just told me to go fuck myself and he'd do it, anyway.

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So many feels in this thread

money is all that matters. MONEY. IS. ALL. THAT. MATTERS.
dont fucking do anything for anyone unless it will benefit you or your family

Don't do drugs and keep that one girl that loved me the most and i left her for a better life, I'm a piece of shit

That chick who wanted to have a casual sexual relationship with you, grow some fucking balls and go for it.

Don't rape that girl

Don't eat activated almonds.

>>683097639
I'd tell 17 year old me to fuck my family, niggers have been holding me back my entire life.

Fuck blood being thicker than water.

>>683097639

"The winning lottery numbers are..."

Don't let drinking get it's hands on you. You know that girl you can't stop thinking about? Guess what? You will be marrying her in just a few years. She will bear you a child, you will move in together, and you'll have such a beautiful relationship. But if you let the alcohol use get out of control you will lose her, you will change to the point that you don't care to try to accomplish anything. You will be left alone, a man without a family, tired, still very much in love but never to hold again. I came back to earn you about the road in on now. Keep your shit together young man.

I'd tell myself not to bother dating anybody in high school, to quit putting the pussy on a pedestal, and to fucking focus and do something otherwise we'll wind up working for dad until we're 23.

>>683097639
Take off those cowboy boots, you look like a retard.

Pull your foreskin back. Don't laugh, this is not a joke.

You're an alcoholic. Don't have that first drink.

Ditch the black trench coat. It hasn't been edgy or cool since the 90's.

>>683097639
dick in the mouth

Bend over and spread'em, this is probably going to hurt.

kill urself as soon as you turn 18

WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM UNLESS YOU WANT TO END UP PAYING CHILD SUPPORT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

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>>683097639
She always liked you but your shithawk friend who was dating her decided not to say because you're the reason they broke up so you miss your chance and she gets married.

The moment she dumps him get in there and help her through her eating disorder, shitty home life, family breaking apart and sister dying. Show her what she means to you.

Oh yeah and make sure to bet on Celtic losing to to Porto at euros from penaltys