>>683088264
How'd you do it?

>>683088264
Why is the sky blue?

>>683088264
You have to eat one fast food restaurant for the rest of your life... What are you eating?

Who touched you?

>>683088264
Is there any evidence that you're not talking bullshit?

>>683088264
How long is your dick?

>>683088264
Why are 2/5 posts with dubs in this thread when theoretically only 1 out of every 10 posts, on average, should be dubs?

>>683088264
Hello, Who'd you kill?

>>683088264
Why did you post a really bad bait?

What do you think the Yankees chances are this year?

>>683088264
Do you regret it?

What is the difference between an elephant?

>>683088264
Who did you kill?

When did you kill?

Where did you kill?

Why did you kill?

How did you kill?

Timestamp.

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>>683088264
how the fuck do magnets work?

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What is your name?
>implying this is not b8
> pic unrelated

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>>683089288

OP is a fag that says "ask me anything" and then runs away.

Faggotty faggy faggot.

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>>683088264
How can I be a murderer too?

>>683088264
Is Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 the best movie ever made?

>>683088499
Choked her with a TV cable.

>>683088603
Not gonna post any evidence. Sorry.

>>683090214
Do you bang bad bitches?

>>683088620
19 centimeters.

>>683088674
A random teenager girl who needed a ride.

>>683088774
I don't. I actually got some sort of satisfaction from doing it.

>>683088879
Killed a random girl who needed a ride.
about 5-6 months ago.
By an abandoned factory.
I don't know why, I just felt like it in that moment.
Choked her with a TV cable.

>>683089691
Been a bit busy, sorry.

>>683090585
Do you have any pics?

>>683090326
I actually find the wild, bad kind of females more attractive.

>>683090693
I don't. I really don't plan on having any form of evidence.

>>683088264

describe more detailed op, so this b8 can at least look a little realistic

>>683090784
Any thing to prove this? It's smart not to have anything but this seems like b8

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So you're just a "kills-for-fun" sorta guy?
At least kill somebody who's an asshole, OP, not random people.

>>683090051
Not op just walk out side at night and just stab some rando

>>683090912
Why does it have to be bait? Can't you just take the thread at face value? Geez, newfags now adays think every thread is bait.
Go on, OP
I believe you.

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>>683091212
How do I make sure they're dead?

>>683091412
stab a lot

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>>683091412
Bash their head into the ground until it comes off.
Or pic related.

>>683090912
Alright.

I was driving to the gas station which is like a bit farther away from the town I live in.
I saw this girl with a backpack by the side of the road, signaling me that she needs a ride.
Pulled the car over. She said she ran away from home because of her abusive parents. I asked her if anyone knew about her runaway, and she said no. She didn't have a phone or anything on her, just some clothes, money and a notebook.
I asked her where does she want me to take her and she said anywhere.
We went to the gas station, and afterwards I asked her if she wants to smoke weed with me.
She liked the idea, so I drove by an abandoned factory. I had a HDMI Cable along with a PS3 in the trunk of my car so I took it while she wasn't looking and stuffed it in my shirt. We got inside the factory, I had her roll the joint and then I snuck behind her and choked her to death with it.

>>683088264
pictures or GTFO you faggot

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>>683091467
I want to stab into the ear hole and wiggle the knife around in the head. Will that work too?
>>683091532
I wish I could punch that hard.

How was your childhood?

>>683091729
It would probably just be better to stab them in the side of the head multiple times.
Either they die from brain damage or from losing too much blood.
But you shouldn't kill people who don't deserve it.

>>683091740
Really sad.
Father was always away.
Parents broke up at 5.
Mother was abusive, beating me, yelling at me and never letting me do anything I want.
I wouldn't be allowed to go out past 6.

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>>683091563
The grill didn't do anything wrong, she was in need of help. There are so many people in the world who actually deserve to be killed, and you go for the grill who needed help.

Damn anon, you are why we can't have nice things. If this is true then fuck you, you fucking fuck!

You need to die. Turn yourself in; not for being a murdering parasite. But for being an autistic faggot. Beg for the death penalty.

did you fuck her dead body after

>>683091729
stop being edgy and you probably wont be able to get all the way through the skull so maybe you should us a hammer

>>683091810
>But you shouldn't kill people who don't deserve it.
This. Take note of that OP, hope you won't kill another innocent being.

Do you only kill people who deserve it?

>>683091952
Nope. I'm not into that.

>>683088264
What is that picture even supposed to show? Murdered garbage?

>>683092005
I will from now on.
This murder was my first experience, but thinking about it, I can use my lust for it in a more productive way.

>>683091889

If this shit is real, that's fucking infuriating.

OP was abused, found abused runaway girl and kills her for kicks.

No sympathy for OP's sad childhood. Kys already.

>>683092099
It's a screenshot I took a while ago from a CCTV camera.

>>683090214
Was she with Verizon?

>>683092103
you should bomb a #blacklivesmatter rally then

>>683092158
Idk why but this post made me kek so fucking hard. Love you anon.

>>683092103
Well then go kill her abusive parents to at least sorta make up for it OP.

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>>683091810
Killing innocent people is the most fun
>>683091956
I always wanted to kill someone with one of those 20lb sledgehammers. I want to turn someone's head into a big pile of red slush

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>>683091871
>Mother was abusive, beating me, yelling at me and never letting me do anything I want.
And yet you were killing a grill who ran away from a situation like yours.

>>683091871
>I wouldn't be allowed to go out past 6.
Lots of kids don't. I grew up in foster homes, where you never can do what you want or go out on your own at all. I was beaten up all the time by the christian scumbags who ran that place, it was awful. But do you see me going out killing helpless grills?

God anon you deeply disgust me, and I'm not easy to disgust at all. Hope you get what you deserve, seriously

Are you a nigger?

>>683092171
You went to a gas station with her in the car. Cameras everywhere. You fucked up.

>>683092256
Nice

>>683092103
at least if you don't get caught

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>>683092260

Always here for ya, man

>>683092256
Not into that really. I like it more when I have a single victim, and when I'm 100% in the control of the situation. I like to see them as they struggle for their lives. Seeing someone fear for their life is my thing, really.

>>683092298
Well if you think that, then you're an edgy fucker and I hope you get shot to death.

>>683092337
No, I am hispanic.

Where is the body?

>>683092399
Hopefully someone will kill your sorry ass

>>683092520
Burned it and spread the remains into that factory.

>>683092511

Gotta live up to them stereotypes, well done.

>>683092511
>No, I am hispanic.

The Wall just got 10 ft. higher.

>>683092560
Oh, you're the guy from the secrets thread.

>>683092560
Did you burn it at the factory? Getting fire hot enough to turn someone to ash isn't very easy

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listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds gets wild after midnight

>>683088657
Because the dubs God are smiling at me.
>>683088762
0%, the blue jay's are gonna kill them.

what do you think of the movie american psycho?

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>>683092607

>>683092656
This nigger again

>>683091563
fuckyou piece of shit !!! killyourself

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>>683092402
I want to kill a pregnant mom on her way home to her family, they'll never know what happened to her or her unborn child

was the pussy smooth?

where did you dump the body?

>>683092679
Never watched it.

>>683088264
>Ask a murderer anything.
>anything

where do you live?

what's your name?

>>683092560

Bitch, please. You'd need to reach pretty high temps in order to burn a body. Can't do that unnoticed for too long.

Unless you own a crematorium and can sneak in extra bodies, I don't believe you.

>>683088785
Why in the fuck didn't anyone answer this?

>>683092732
ok go do it make sure to post pics

>>683092779
You're so clever and original

>>683091412
check for no pulse

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What's with all these edgy fags lately?Is everyone into buttsex now?

>>683092855
uh yeah let's all hype a murderer, edgelord.

Could probably get some good cash out of this from the police.

>>683092779
Nevada.
As for name, I won't share it. Sorry.

>>683088264
What is your name, place of work and current location?

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>>683088785
Yes.

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>>683092848
I'll take lots and lots of pictures but I won't post them here lol
>>683092884
Maybe I should slit their wrists and drain all the blood

>>683088264

Have anyone even been so far as decided to even go look more

>>683088264
Initials of the person you have killed, when and why?

What do you feel after killing? How did you kill the person?

>>683091563
Thanks anon. Tracking you now.
-FBI-

>>683093027
oh dont be coy post them here make your self a legend

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>>683092948
>implying I'm rooting for OP and not just calling you a dipshit

>>683088516
Sweet home Alabama

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>>683091563

>>683093027
Not subtle enough, faggot. You're trying way too hard. Besides you wanna hang the body upside down in a tub and slit their throat from ear to ear. That's the most effective way to drain a body.

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How magnets work?

>>683093069
I don't know her initials. All I know is her name was Jane.
I feel just the same way I felt before.
All the other questions are answered above.

>>683091563
You choked her with the joint? You monster frizbee!!

>>683093195
Jane Doe? How orig

>>683091563
If this is true then u gotta be a fat weaboo for sure

>>683093195
Favorite ps3 game?

>>683093310
GTA V.

>>683091563
What a faggot, he probably left out the part where she refused to fuck,and then he got mad cause then he'll never lose his virginity

OP is a clearly a little kid

>>683091563
You filthy animal. I love how you had her roll the joint, then instead of smoking it with her, you choked her with it. That was my favorite part.

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>>683093129
Maybe when I retire from murdering people after 40 years
>>683093170
Oh that sounds like a lot of fun. Got anymore advice?

Is this the first ever death by marijuana?

>>683093436
Well I had to do it. To be honest, I did it mainly because I am 100% against drugs. And as she accepted wholeheartedly to take drugs, I decided that we don't need her in this world anymore, so I killed her with her own weapon.

>>683093382
Have you seen a missing persons report?

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Fucking captchas

>>683093586
Nope, the game isn't that realistic yet.

>>683093585
>I decided that we don't need her in this world anymore
The only one of you two not needed in this world are you, not her.

>>683093780
Fuck off and just give me a reward for choking someone with a joint.

>>683092699
>>683093162
Nice other tabs

>>683093766
Good work. You ruined your thread by being a dipshit

Hi I'm OP and I'm answering questions about my murder fan fiction because I'm an edgy memelord. Please acknowledge me so my crippling depression doesn't overtake me.

>>683093846
dis boi new!

>>683093869
Get baited y'all hahah lmfao
See how easy it is to decieve people?
Anyways I'm working on writing some creepypastas and I tried out my skills here. Glad they worked.

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>>683092001
No one is innocent.

>>683094023
Maybe, but some deserve it way more than others. Like OP, he really deserves to be killed.

>>683091889
Poor grill

>>683093964
Come on, this is 4chan. No one believes in shit unless it's timestamped.

Fucking summerfags its fake af

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>>683093709
Captcha was selecting rivers until no more rivers.
No gay tabs because mobile, but now you guys have the mobile layout of this for pasta purposes.

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>>683094085

Killing is morally wrong, no matter the situation. To take pleasure in any removal of life shows a fractured psyche. There are justifications that we use, claiming that people deserve it. At the end of the day, it's true that certain elements need to be removed from society permanently for continued function and progress, but the fact that it needs to happen still should not be joyous. It takes callous mindless to revel in murder, but hate does nothing. Maybe OP needs to be removed from society, but that's not an opinion I'd hold with pride; I pity him.

>>683094636
Not very useful for pasta with the date and time in it tho.

You tried.

>>683095129
Crop it like it's hot

>>683094966
Nicely put anon

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I enjoy murder as well. I don't think of it as killing or murder though. I feel more that I'm releasing someone from this world onto better things, something they would want, but are to frightened too do themselves. So some may view me as a killer but I like to think I'm actually helping souls move on to a better place.

The easiest targets are homeless, and I feel they need the help. If you live near large urban cities this is very easy to do.

I've tried a few methods, guns, a baseball bat, and a bottle. I want to experiment some more, it would be great to get a random hitchhiker home like op so I could go farther than just quick kills then leaving.

>>683088264
You like jarule? Murder inc.?

>>683095339
Thread closed.
It's just an experiment mate.
I'm training myself for creepypasta writing.

>>683095288
>So some may view me as a killer
Because that's what you are.

>but I like to think I'm actually helping souls move on to a better place.
Nope, still a killer. Homeless can be happy, I was homeless myself and I didn't want to get killed in the slightest.

That's just an excuse you have for yourself.

>>683093585

This post seals it: this is bait and OP is a lying attention whore.

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>>683094023
I'm innocent...

>>683091563
Has to be:
White male
in his 30s
has a job
6 feet tall
knows how to talk and manipulate

>>683095418
I like pasta too. Tomato sauce and parma cheese... You have the receipe for creepypasta?

>>683095418
>I'm training myself for creepypasta writing.
If you're OP you'll actually need writing skills for creepypasta. You showed none in this thread.

>>683095639
Well, you all believed me, didn't you?

>>683095639

I concur. The writing is pretty terrible for a pasta.

>>683092103
join the jews at ISIS

Hey guys. ask the president of the USA anything.
not gonna post proof.

/thread

POLICIA JUDICIAL HIJOS DE LA CHINGADA!!!!
jajajajaja
just joking

>>683095628
Nailed it.
Congrats anon.

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>>683095732
Which doesn't change anything regarding creepypasta. They have to be written like a good story to be, well, good.

What you did here >>683091563 was just blandly stating some "facts". Nothing to do with a story, every greentext would've been a better creepypasta.

I believed you because this is /b/ and we have seen similar and real stuff here already and there was an off chance this was real too so I just posted what I had to say just in case. That's not gonna work for a creepypasta in the slightest.

>>683088264
How does it feel to be edgy?

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>>683096291
Really great.

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Plot twist this is actually real and OP got scared so tries to get away with that creepypasta bullshit.

OP can't write for shit (and it doesn't look like he's trying either) so that may well be possible.

What did you do with the body? Is it possible someone found her? Or is she still lying in there?

The only reason it may have worked is because it was so boring.
Ooooooh a hitchiker!!!!!
Put a few Japanese schoolgirls in it and I'll pay attention

>>683092103
Directionless Dexter wannabe

>>683096677
He said he burned it (which is real hard) and scattered the ashes throughout the factory.

>>683092103
When are you going to turn yourself in

Has her disappearance been noticed yet? any news articles etc?

Actually... I don't like what you did... You could rape her first...

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>>683093162
>how to unrape sister

>>683088264
Picture of your man tits with timestamp. Make this website gender equal.

>>683096677

One of those Revival Preachers came by and told her to "get up and be healed in the name of Jesus" and she did so ... yeah, she's fine now.

>>683095339
Nigger detected.

>>683092103
Why didn't you raped her?

>>683088264
Did it feel good?
Always felt good but was really annoyed with the clean up