gayest thing that you have done as a straight manplus point for no regret.
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gayest thing that you have done as a straight man
plus point for no regret.
>>683087464
gave a bum some money.
Jerked of to trap porn because the guy who was posing as a girl was actually really hot with makeup
>>683087464
I once wore a salmon pink shirt.
when i was 16 me and my friend got some ectasy pills, ended up sucking each other cocks
>>683087464
started browsing 4chan.
>>683087464
Had gay sex.
I've gotten blown by a 16 year old kid and a guy in his twenties. Met both of them online when I was horny and really needed to bust a load.
>>683087464
played hide the penis with the boys I babysit
started licking the tucked away penis, turned into full on ass licking
>>683087464
>slime girl monstergirl porn
>it´s weastern style
i puked.
Either jerking off to pictures of guys, jerking off while wearing womens clothes, or fingering my butthole while jerking off. Dunno which is gayest
>>683088949
Jerking off to pictures of guys obviously
Met an older chubby bear on craigslist. Used to come over, smoke a couple bowls and then I'd deep throat him and suck his balls. Said it was the best head he ever got. Tfw a straight guy sucks dick better than faggots do
>>683088949
Womens clothes
Fingering while jerking off is not technically gay because its a form of self pleasure.
And gay porn is just gay porn
Once jacked off to bailey jay, i was filled with regret as soon as i realized what i was doing
>>683087464
as a straight man, nothing really
as a kid I let another kid touch my dick once
browsed /b/
>>683087464
>gay thing: clocked in at my daily job.
>no regrets: clocked out.
>>683088257
oh wait, you beat me to it...
you're all faggots, you know that right?
>Tfw a straight guy sucks dick better than faggots do
That makes you a faggot bitch, or at least faggot tendancies, come out of the closet already
Took this picture of myself.
I was a skinny little shit back then. Now I am swole AF.
>>683090016
>Now I am swole AF.
What a shame...
Jerked off into my own mouth last night, which isn't easy to do when you're fat
This is probably the gayest thing I've ever heard
>>683089308
>Straight guy
Honey I got news for you...
>>683090016
>swole AF
what do you bench, nerd?
>>683090245
Your mom.
Yes, that much.
>>683090443
My mom is only 103 pounds though.
>>683089752
...yes.
>>683090443
that's OK, we all start out at the bottom
you'll be benching 135 pounds soon enough
>>683090443
>2013 +3
>using your mom jokes
>>683090679
>doing this
>ever
>>683090641
Check out this butthurt cunt over here.
OP, your thread sucks.
>>683087464
Fingered my own ass while I fapped. First time experiencing prostate stimulation was rather pleasant because I had oil handy.
>>683087464
Sucked dick and swallowed cum. No regrets
>>683087956
protip chicks are weird looking with super short hair, usually... I suspect the two are linked
> holes a hole is a hole
Sucked off a black dude I met on craigslist
>>683090245
dicks
>>683087464
trick question homo schizophrenic fag
Fucked my ass with these
Sucked my dick and fingered my ass
It didn't really feel all that good.
I thought the idea behind it was hot but it was meh in the end.
>>683091728
I once sucked my own dick. Felt alright but wasn't worth the back pain.
