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NO, FUCK OFF
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
oh god get the fuck out fat fruit fuck you have made me an hero
>>683079218
>CS:GO
>>683079559
>>683079570
>>683079608
>Three shitposts
Are you niggers a family or something? Its been like 6 months.
>>683080104
>6 months
For us it's a reunion after 8 years now?
That feel when its 330 in the morning, you want to have a good laugh, go to be, find ylyl, and get only desu's, pepe's, and fruit. Like, i miss old /b/
https://soundcloud.com/officialyungmas/panda-remix
>TOP KEK
>>683080475
>>683080441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXyplMT2dWI&index
what the fuck where are my bananas fuck this sally shit when did it start
http://www.redbubble.com/people/spartanise/works/21761834-sally-sumo-meme?p=sticker
http://www.redbubble.com/people/spartanise/works/21761834-sally-sumo-meme?p=iphone-case
>>683080662
I suggest you go see a physiognomy for a potassium deficiency
LEAKED RULE 34!
WHAT THE FUCK, IS THIS WHAT /B/ HAS COME TO? SPAMMING FUCKING AN ORANGE FAT BITCH PEAR EVERYWHERE? FUCK OFF
>>683081000
What's /B/?
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>>683079218
Why the fuck would you create a fucking audience for these autistic kids who consistently post sally memes, bananas, desus and rabbits. Fucking kill yourself OP.
>>683081781
We concurrr des.
>>683079559
I've been away from /b/ for years. Is this the new meme? Every ylyl thread now has this pear guy posted in an effort to disrupt the thread?
>>683082343
Yes friend, OC appreciated =^) (template_
>>683080872
hahaha
>>683082173
u unimaginable bastard
>>683080265
I think this meme is good my friend :^]
>>683082756
im sorry i didnt mean to hurt u
im rly sorry okay?
>>683082954
Careful who you meme on kid
Link related
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>>683079218
Americans are fucking retards.
>>683083235
top jej my friend
>>683083361
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>>683081000
How many layers of irony are you on now, my man?
