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Waifu claiming thread
>Moar shitposting please edition
>discuss stuff
>shitpost if you really want the thread bumped
>have fun
Anastasia claimed
>>683078849
Rumia claimed, darkly
sachi claim
>>683078849
Shit
I was gonna bake
>>683078374
I see! but whats her catchphrse?
>pushes his luck sometimes
Sounds like somebody who needs to learn lol
>>683078493
Oh hell yeah, Im gonna do that when I get one
>>683078925
You wouldn't just sleep with it? like not cuddle but just have it there?
Also claiming
Going to read some of mai waifu's manga
Akiko claimed
Hey guys, I'm too busy today to stay in the thread but I'll bump in every now and then
https://youtu.be/XF_LTsQqh9U
>>683079067
Gotta go fast
>>683079194
That's an interesting claim
>>683079094
Rumia's catchphrase is "Sou nano ka?", which is just "Is that so?".
It's not the best catchphrase, but if Japan thinking Na no Ka = 7th of the Month = Rumia's Day I won't complain.
>>683079176
Cya later Yotsuba anon
>>683079194
<3 Akiko
Im a rock.
>>683079094
Well yeah sleep with it but not hide it/ stuff in my closet.
>>683079306
That's a cute, soft looking rock
>>683079282
Happy Rumia day
>>683079306
Hiya Homu
I'm just too caught up taking care of my pupper and cats, doing the lawn and cleaning the house but I'll keep my browser open and let you guys know I'm alive
Quick Yuno claim before bed
Sorry I disappeared earlier... had to wank and do some chores
>>683079306
I'm as hard as a rock but I am not a rock itself.
>>683079369
Hey Rumia. I feel more like one of those generic rocks that you wouldn't even notice because there are so many that look the same.
>>683079507
Good night.
>>683079494
Have fun with your chores Akibro.
>>683079552
Aw... right... Hey there Squidgrill.
>>683079494
Thanks!
>>683079507
At least wanking isn't a chore.
Goodnight, Yuno!
>>683079194
Hey peaches! glad to hear your busy
>>683079282
Thats kind of weird though process haha, but then again aren't all anumus a weird though process
>>683079326
I'd only hide it if I was still living where I am now/knew I was gonna have people over
-chen
morning everyone, how are you guys???
>>683079507
Goodnight nigg! Sleep well :)
>>683079552
Oh fuk
>>683079507
At the same time right?
>>683079614
Hey there homura! I do like my shrimp grilled though...
Rory claimed
Ayy
>you know who it is
>>683079922
Every spliff I roll
>I roll it big
>>683079614
You're a unique and pretty gem, Homura anon, don't compare yourself to rocks
>>683079696
True... If anything, don't we love 2D because they are so illogical?
>>683079759
Good morning, Kagamin!
>>683079904
Welcome back, Rory
>>683080020
Rocks are gems in pre-compression. Just like diamonds were once a lump of coal.
Thanks for the welcome, decided to dodge the shitposting.
>>683079614
Generic rocks can stop humanity from reaching the stars though.
>>683079696
Just like I wouldn't be able to do that to a real waifu, I wouldn't be able to do that to a 2d waifu
>>683079759
Doing good. I'm listening to music and posting. Degeso
>>683079775
You bet I will!
>>683079996
You're scarying me.
>>683079904
>
>>683080020
exactly! I love the imagination of it all
https://youtu.be/Tzb0_qQWioQ
>>683079552
Hey squidgrill
>>683079614
Gallant as ever
>>683079696
Hello Koko, yea I'm quite busy today but it's for the sake of Sunday which when I can just sit on my ass all day and post while eating peaches
>>683079904
Heya Rory
>>683080020
hi rumia!! how are you doing today??
>>683080259
sounds fun, what'chu listening too??
Based Erwin is claimed
>>683080369
>keeping the game strong
>>683080384
Heya, doppelganger
>>683079742
Sup Chen
>>683080469
Sup Rommel
>>683080020
I wish I could stop myself from thinking like that.
>>683080232
Thats a nice way of thinking... but having everything blow up wouldn't be too bad.
>>683080384
Oh snap... you should already know im not good with compliments.
>>683080232
I was tempted to do the same.
I made it through by watching this:
http://i.4cdn.org/f/hat.swf
and thinking of Rory
>>683080397
Good, thanks. Weekend hype! Starting to get sleepy, though. 4AM here.
How are you?
>>683080506
>
You know it
>>683080521
Nor do I expect you to. Your attempt has been noted however
>>683080506
Just chillin, wishing I was guiding my StuG to glorious battle with my tankfu.
>>683080397
Good ol metal. This one is calm though.
>>683080384
Hey akiko, what are you doing Sunday? Other than mothers day stuff.
>>683080538
is it friday there for you, or saturday??
sounds like you're gonna have a good weekend, im doing awesome rumia!
Taking a break from the manga
>>683080259
So you'd treat it like a 3D waifu?
>you bet I will!
will....what?
>>683080384
Nice! Heres to sunday then!
>>683080469
HEIL FUHRER
>>683080521
I don't know what circumstances cause you to feel like a rock, Homura...
But here? On /waifu/ with us? You're beautiful, babe!
Shiki claimed
>>683080506
Smug game stronk
>>683080743
i like that album title, kinda reminds me of another album....
>>683080846
Both? I suppose even I can't deny it's Saturday now.
I'm glad to hear you're doing well! I'll osmose some of that good energy and do my best to enjoy the weekend. :3
>>683080384
Akiko!
in a certain perspective, waifus are a selfish thing but then again ..
https://youtu.be/etHVz3ybuTc
>>683080743
I'll probably be lying on my ass coding and posting away. I'm at my dad's place atm and I'll see my mom next week so no real mother's day stuff for me. Kinda gets me down but I'll give her a call of course
>>683080903
Hey Yotsuba
>>683080992
Yeah, kinda sad I won't see my mother but I'll give her a call and give her something nice when I see her again
>tfw only have 30 bucks to buy food for 2 weeks so can't buy something for her right now
>>683081166
Mako
you got unb&, great
Ever figure out what was wrong?
>>683081399
>QuickMemo filenames
Are you Liu?
>>683080992
I will >>683079775. Not sleep of course. Although I should.
>>683081122
Reroute to remain?
Its a very good album in my opinion but maybe not a genre for all.
>>683080639
Cheers.
>>683081004
Thanks. Not even here I am beautiful for everyone but thats too much to ask.
>>683081360
Lain dat you? I don't think its selfish at all... you're dedicating yourself for a fictional character for some hope.
>>683081360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tffVlvSQOjA
>>683081540
i like that too, but i was saying more of the fourteen songs of the concious mad
>>683081399
Yotsuba!
>>683081362
No, not really my ip is dynamic so...
>>683081362
Oh no! Is it her birthday or something? and im sure she'll understand :)
>>683081540
You'll oh fuk? sounds like the opposite of sleep
https://youtu.be/wtJcLWeY114
>>683081613
>>683081561
I'm no regular poster in waifu threads
>>683081469
No just same mobile i guess
>>683081785
You could be a regular poster - imagine the benefits!
>>683081825
Ah sorry, my mistake.
>>683081399
Holy shit
I just now noticed that,>>683081469
>>683081934
There can be only one
>>683081362
That's ok. Father's days are like that for me so I get you degeso.
>>683081652
Ah yeah, I mean I know albums aren't perfect so there's usually like 2 or 3 songs I dislike. But god! This album doesn't have one song I dislike.
>>683081774
I took a long nap since I was exhausted from work. I'm not too tired by I can sleep.
>>683080506
Hi Rory, how are you?
>>683081561
>Hoping I will one day meet the emissary of the sea.
Fuck me.
>>683081764
How does one manually change ip?
claimed
>>683082360
>How does one manually change ip?
If your router has dynamic IP its as simple as shutting it down for 5 minutes. Don't forget to delete your browser cache because the "ban" will be there too.
>>683082360
You could be a sailor. Lots of those in /waifu/
>>683082424
Welcome Ichigo!
>>683082360
What you don't... Wha? That's bull
>>683081966
>>683081933
benefits...
>>683082607
We don't want to shitpost in your thread, Judy anon? That'd be mean
>>683082515
Mine is dynamic. However one time I shut it down for a solid 2 hours before rebooting it and jack shit happened
>>683082570
I do have sea legs... I only need a sea waifu now.
>>683082676
rip sleep and skittles
Claiming Maki
>>683082673
Kek
>Seryu claimed
>>683082642
N-non lewd benefits...
>>683082743
That sucks. Some routers allow you to reset IP or manually attribute one to each MAC through their interface.
>>683082119
long naps are awesome, if your tired why don't you sleep?
>>683082424
Cute
>>683082607
What?
>>683082676
>trying to drown out your parents sex noises.gif
>>683082743
Ika is a fine sea waifu - or do you want a shipgirl waifu?
>>683082676
>when you wanna jam but the floor is lava
>>683082865
oh god!!! that's a good filename, lol
im back
>>683082975
Welcome back, Tomoko!
>>683082975
Twigs is that you?
>>683082975
hello tomocauliflower, how's it going???
>>683082747
oshit
you do remember
>>683082865
lost
and
>>683082960
lost
>>683083059
yo
>>683083110
probably not
>>683075548
it goes
>>683083210
Youtried.png
>>683083299
Brutal
>>683083278
woops sorry>>683083148
>>683083278
So your not twigswonderland?
>>683082676
Holy shit! Kek'd so hard from that file name. After I inserted mine, of course degeso
>>683082849
I've tried 5 different times and all failed. I have since given up on changing it. I also can't change it through the IP browser thing that all ips have.
>>683082865
Long naps are great. But apparently it was long enough for my body to consider it sleep so I'm not too tired.
>>683082960
Of course she is! But will never happen...
>>683082975
Yo
>>683083148
Sippception
>>683083210
1 off, kys
>>683083370
Not as brutal as this
