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I like the scent of testosterone
>>683069267
But you are winning big, it's just they won't know ;P
I feel nothing but guilt for wanting to feel the muscles of other men.
i like to squeeze men's pecs
>>683069699
That's lewd and gay.
>>683069671
maybe cause you're afaggot
>>683069860
they're really meaty and fuzzy
being gey sux
The few time I have expressed subtle admiration to other males is when they see it as weakness.
I do not show weakness by being nice anymore.
>>683069925
I wouldn't know. Not like I feel my own chest hair.
>>683070076
it feels super good
The ultimate goal is to be a hermit, that way no one can say you're gay.
Being gay ultimately makes you a faggot, being a faggot is the ultimate shame.
i think being a pedophile might be the ultimate shame
I see the forest, I am happy.
nibi that sounds like a lot of hooplah
Running, RUNNING
lmfao i love you guys, not because i like this fuckek up shit ( because i dont) but because i think you're all so fuvking funny
So is it just anthropomorphic animals with dicks, or is it dicks in general? Maybe hairy dicks?
>>683070850
thanks you too
Only the wind in your ears now
Is there scent? Do you smell it?
>>683069576
>I like the scent of testosterone
>like the scent of testosterone
>scent of testosterone
FUCKING FINALLY!
the stupid Wyrm Prime Carapace I've been farming for has finally dropped.
IT THE BLOODY DROPPED TWICE SAME ROUND!
>>683070208
I wouldn't know
>>683069580
I already have a reputation of having little shame and a tendency of rubbing it in their collective faces for a long time. They see it as, if I lose, it's not a big deal; if I win, they lose big.
Oh! others. do you approach?
>>683071283
So you like to gloat alot huh?
I only smell the strange fragrance of testostrogen put off by emasculated chubby boys
nohhh, nooooooo...
Do not
do not what?
Imma carwheel my way outta here and into bed
later fruitcakes
>>683071486
It's proportional to how much the odds are stacked against me. Small bets, low stake games, I won't gloat. But for play offs, it's 4 of my hockey fanatic friends against me as the lone dissenter. I've been making the same bet with them for the last 7 years.
>>683072333
Checked.
CYA!
>>683072458
So if the odds were outing yourself as a cocksucker, how'd they react?
>>683073558
They'd think I'm just fucking with their heads at first. After the initial shock, 3 wouldn't care; as long as I'm happy their cool with it. The last one might have issues with it.
>>683074253
woah!. i just said suck one cock. not all four. Damn talk about going in head first!
>>683074445
Fortune favors the bold
>>683075358
I should do a sketch
>>683075467
Yes you should. It's this Sunday we start drawing right?
Why did I get granola bars. They always crumble and get in my chest hair.
>>683075716
Yes tomorrow for me.
>>683075856
So league can clean it up for you with his mouth.
You did it deliberate.
>>683076048
I can't help it if I'm messy.
>>683076103
Try have a beard and keep clean. It's a ongoing battle.
>>683076323
But I have one.
>>683076511
How long is this beard?
>>683076787
Its more thick then long.
>>683075856
Because the fiber?
>>683076048
Can't wait to see what you bring
>>683076323
Now that I'm out of the military I wish I could grow facial hair.
>>683077010
No they're messy
>>683076943
What i hate about mine is the dozen or so white hairs on my chin. It sticks out a little too much.
>>683077010
It will be very poo. I don't even have a drawing program installed right now. Trying to find my old copies.
Why can't you grow one? Its easier that not having one.
>>683077267
Pull them?
>>683077393
I did. I had 3 at first, it just multiplies when i pull them.
>>683077128
>>683077267
What little facial hair I grow just doesn't look very good. I'm better off clean shaven.
>>683077541
dye then?
>>683077616
I wonder if my beard will tickle when I eat league out.
>>683077616
Nah. Nearly everyone can look good with what ever facial hair they can get. You just need to keep trying different styles until you get a good one.
>>683077681
I've been thinking about that, but my only concern would be if i don't match it properly and get lazy with re-application I'd get some weird colour line.
Some of these VR games on Steam are looking pretty fucking good and fun.
>>683077681
It just might
>>683077988
My facial hair is somehow worse than Sidney Crosby
>>683078774
Good.
>>683078387
Subnautica
>>683078910
>inb4 fishtank simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkxzoS7N2Q
>>683078774
Somehow worse than a pre-adult perv stash?
>>683078910
Did they make that VR?
I dodn't think Unknown Worlds would've done that.
>>683079645
they did, as if it wasn't unsettling enough
>>683079645
They did
>>683079717
>>683079728
But it's still a Minecraft clone right? just underwater?
>>683079717
why would it be unsetling?
Also rip natural selection 2
>>683079645
With a shit goatee thrown in for good measure. Crosby and I are doomed to awful facial hair for all of our existence
>>683079951
It's survival yes, but its hardly minecraft. For starters it isn't using blocks and the ground can be freely molded once you have the right tool.
>>683079951
I wouldn't call it a minecraft clone
>>683079964
because the deep ocean is nope
what's happened to NS2?
>>683080195
ah...well i doubt they will make it that scary
400 people avarage online playing it ... pretty dead
>>683079964
>>683080195
Yeah RIP NS2.
They handed it to the community which was already too small and too specific to grow.
Was a great game too.
>>683079966
Well i guess all you have left if your luscious locks on top.
>>683080094
Do you need to mine, farm, harvest etc to progress?
I'm getting sick of games that are just a time sink to get to the next bit.
>>683080262
It's a imposter!
>>683080458
You crash land on a planet with nothing
What do you think?
Once you get the right stuff though, you don't have to worry about food or water though.
>>683080360
depends how you feel about the ocean, personally I think it's terrifying, and the game already has some big stuff in it
Wow, nearly as dead as Evolve
>>683080458
why did they do that?
>>683080458
Mmnmph
>>683080598
>>683080458
Yea tho the ones that are sticking around to regularly play it have lots of fun, gathers and turnaments are dope, feels like LAN party
>>683080583
I'm going to have to pass on that one then.
>>683080598
They knew the game was dying. the barrier for new players was way to high. Skill wise you need to be good and you had to work as a team to win. Get a shitty team and it's impossible to win.
>>683080720
Are you alright Lines?
>>683080779
Not enough of my mates have NS2.
>>683080895
Your loss
>>683080895
Ha doesn't stop me. 0 people from my country play this
>>683080895
I'm fine
>>683080779
are you going to be one of those that sticks around?
>>683080895
do they have something else they want to work on?
>>683080458
I suppose. At least I'm not balding yet. Males on my dad's side of the family start balding by 20 but I'm 24 no signs of balding
>>683081025
Can't be a loss when i know i won't enjoy it :)
I prefer action FPS.
>>683081241
Great to hear. You join in on our sketch comp tomorrow?
>>683081353
Subnautica wasn't it?
>>683081377
That's something to look forward too.
>>683081497
I did not realise they were made by the same people
>>683081497
I have decided to do so
>>683079717
Thalassophobia?
>>683081497
I don't want to bald though
>>683081810
yeah, lets not
>>683081616
Yeah it was a vastly different game from NS2. I hope it was profitable for them.
>>683081671
cool. just don't laugh at my really crappy one.
>>683081353
Yup, I love the gameplay + when i'm in gather teams competative-like play is sooo freaking good
>>683081497
I've grown up and out of those pretty much.
>>683081940
How bad is it?
>>683081946
wasn't NS2 f2p?
>>683081952
shame it died then
>>683081946
No promises
>>683082169
somewhere in the worse half I guess, I can look at the pictures but they make me pretty uncomfortable
>>683082219
nope not f2p
Untill there are at least 100 people playing competative - im a happy man
Lots of people in NS2 competative are going to play overwatch tho - this might be the final nail in the cofin
>>683082440
maybe you'll get lucky and they'll work on an NS3 at some point?
>>683081917
You may have no choice in the end.
>>683081963
Well i build shit for my job, i really don't want to come home and build shit for pleasure. I rather kills things and blow them up.
>>683082219
Nope.
You know when a game is dead when the only ones playing it are the aces. when noobs come along the aces are so toxic they leave, thus killing the game.
>>683082534
heh i'd like that, but it would never be as good as NS2. They would dumb it down to draw a bigger audience. it may work. maybe.
>>683082538
yep I know what that's like, that was Tribes Ascend for a while
>>683082538
When the time comes to bald, I'll just shave it all off. It looks unflattering when men try to deny they're balding
>>683082689
you never know
>>683082394
My friend and I both have the same phobia so we keep sending those kinds of pics at each other.
>>683082538
That's unfortunate
%triforce
>>683082768
I have an uncomfortable amount of these pictures saved as well, probably not the smartest idea
>>683082534
-defenetly this would happen >>683082689
...dont think i would play it then
>>683082981
dope as fuck :D
>>683082981
They're cool though.
We also once dumped GTA V's Franklin into the middle of the sea and proceeded to giggle nervously while making him swim as far out as possible.
>>683083193
no thanks, the ocean can stay far away from me
>>683083287
doesn't GTAV have some monsters or something hiding in the ocean?
>>683082693
Yeah but that was FSP and P2W. it killed itself. then the servers died. then came back then something else fucking happened.
>>683082833
That i can't enjoy building or i like to blow stuff up?
>>683083532
That you build and can't enjoy it in games.
>>683083443
+1 on that thought, pretty much anything down there is able to kill a man faster than things in australia are able 2
>>683083532
the tl;dr for T:As story is that the devs are terrible people
>>683083617
the ocean is a horrifying place where things that should not exist live
>>683083443
We kept joking about there being something down there we didn't know about. There were sharks which spooked us but I think a sea monster would have made us lose our shit.
That's cool if there are though.
>>683083723
wrong one lol
>>683083900
seems like a pretty obvious place to hide easter eggs, I've never had a chance to go explore the ocean in the game yet
>>683083933
sort of
>>683084022
yes, very much like that
>>683082981
amazing image, is it from a documentary, and if so, would you mind giving me the title?
>>683084212
I have no idea
>twf gfur becomes thalassophobia thread and I'm OK with this
>>683084349
it can be whatever you want it to be
>>683083599
It feels like work. but no on can see it.
>>683083624
Yep.
>>683084401
yeah but dump some gfur as well innit tbqh fam
>>683084475
at least you can say you had good times with NS2, it's more than the people who bought evolve can say
>>683084539
Do I have to?
>>683084034
I will probably have to go back at some point now and search for them.
To think I wanted to be a marine biologist as a kid...
>>683084600
I wonder what made you change your mind
>>683084597
alright fine just dump more oceanic shit yo
>>683084597
i tired that on the free weekends. it was so easy compared to NS2. as the best you just spam abilities. as the humans yo just jet pack all over.
i had about 90% win rate on that.
>>683084726
can do
>>683084764
it was so lame, you could play one match and you've experienced all the game has to offer
>>683084843
Most games are like that.
>>683084940
you have a point, but the difference is evolve gave you no reason to play it again, it wasn't fun
>>683084698
I actually don't know. I used to love sharks, went swimming a lot as a kid, and even swam in the middle of the sea off the coast of Greece once.
At some point I started getting freaked out by deep water.
>>683085198
maybe because you realised just how big it is?
>>683085076
No it was not that fun.
>>683085198
>>683085343
What about space then? Freaked out about how big the observable universe is?
>>683085343
Not even that. Had a lot of natural science books as a kid so I saw diagrams like that often
It's just at some point, the sensation of floating and looking down and seeing blackness (or the paranoia of something coming out of that and straight at me) started to get to me.
>>683085826
what is that picture?
Wonder what could have caused that change in attitude towards the ocean, did you have any bad experience around water?
>>683069470
Why do I like this...
>>683086394
I got news for you
>>683086394
Welcum to the club
>>683086097
No idea. A drawing or painting but you probably gathered that much already.
No. Could be evolutionary and only kicks in properly once your brain reaches a certain maturity.
There are a lot of videos that show infants around snakes (or other animals that people tend to be scared of) and not showing any kind of fear/anxiety and people then put forward the idea that fear must always be learned. I doubt this. I want to see a study where they do this to a range of ages. Not that I've looked very hard for one.
>>683086706
perhaps, either way, the ocean is not our habitat and it's perfectly rational to not be comfortable there
>>683086937
I do know the huge limitation it puts on my ability to move and/or fight back is a huge part of the reason.
Probably the only thing that scares me any more. Other than failure and ISIS.
>>683087227
exactly, any creature encountered in the ocean has a distinct advantage over us
Hi there!
>>683087411
Bring harpoon guns.
>>683087877
HI, how are you?
who ever is sharing theyese underwater images i fucking love you, its so peaceful to look at.
Thank You!
>>683087926
Hey there!
Pretty pissed off (Crows lost the footy after getting reamed by the umpires). And still a little flat from hangover, but other than that, all good.
How are you??
>>683087900
gonna need more than that
>>683088059
you're welcome mate
>>683088066
how was town last night?
I'm alright, little bored but ok
>>683088192
Town was ok. Nothing too much to write home about. Was pretty dead around though.
What did you end up drinking??
>>683088059
Well I'll just wait until someone invents a high capacity, fully automatic harpoon gun.
>>683088059
> "it's so peaceful to look at"
I know what you're doing. Very funny.
>>683088398
>>683088088
Fucked up links.
>>683088364
bourbon, how did you end up getting home?
>>683088398
fuck that, just fuck that
>>683087900
>>683088498
Must be the same place.
Hey. It's probably just a harmless whale....... Probably.
>>683088672
I wouldn't want to stick around to find out
>>683088498
Got mum to pick me up. I am sort of able to get one of my parents to pick me up 1 or 2 times a year. I would rather not waste money on a taxi unless its like past 3am.
>>683088192
>>683088398
Here are some rare pepes in advance, they might appear in the interNet some day
>>683088734
Too bad. If you're in the sea you're not getting anywhere fast.
>>683088814
I do not value your or anyone's Pepes.
>>683088754
good call, the taxi probably would have been super expensive anyway
>>683088814
thank you I guess
>>683088910
if I never go in there I have nothing to worry about
>>68308891
>anyone's Pepes.
There are only printed 3 of each.
The original file is protected on a encrypted harddrive.
And so they are very limited edition.
>>683088916
your welcome ;)
>>683089054
Having said all this, nothing is nicer than hanging out in clear, shallow water at the coast or being on a boat.
>>683089506
Despite this, *I* do not value them.
>>683089647
personally I'd prefer to keep both my feet on solid ground
>>683089647
>nothing is nicer than hanging out in clear, shallow water at the coast
That's where you are most likely to be attacked by a shark. Often you can't see them anyway as they hang around the grassline giving anyone very little time to notice one.
>>683090699
Not in the UK.
>>683090699
isn't the water here generally too cold for them?
>>683090876
>>683090994
Yeah, hypothermia with kill you before any animal could in the UK.
>>683091123
>here
I'm not in the uk tho
>>683089929
What about being by the sea and/or just going for a lie down where the water meets the sand?
>>683090699
Also I'm talking about going into clear water that is barely up to your knees and just having a relax.
>>683091123
UK is not cold.
>>683091296
I'd be ok with that if I didn't have to go into the water
helllooo
>>683091508
hey stranger
>>683091296
Don't make me list more sea-creatures that could kill you.
>>683091508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM4044bh4FU
>>683091546
Heya bud!
>>683091862
how are you?
>>683091888
Just been busy busy busy. Got another bike! needs some work but I like it
>>683091842
... what did you call me?
>>683092042
what needs to be done?
>>683091430
Well, you'd be in a few inches of water.
>>683091842
Go on. I will likely never be in the same country as them.
>>683092190
I'd prefer to not
>>683092127
Need to build some wheels mostly. Everything else is all of the little nickel and dimey stuff that adds up real quick
>>683092299
do you think it'll take long to work on?
>>683092273
It's that bad?
>>683092468
different reasons
>>683092626
Ah. Scared of sand up the crack.
>>683092437
Had I the spare cash I could knock it out in an afternoon, but it unfortunately has to kinda sit on the back burner for a bit.
How have you been?
>>683092838
ha, if only
>>683092869
shame, but not a whole lot can be done about that
just had a very busy week for uni, thankfully it's all easy for the next week
>>683093068
nice nice
>>683093068
What is it then?
>>683093117
then it goes to shit again because semester is coming to an end
>>683093236
I'd rather not talk about it
>>683093448
Well I guess just enjoy the easy week while you can I suppose.
The only thing to be scared of in the ocean is King Crab, really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbVb4IKkKFg
>>683093448
That seems bizarre.
I'm probably going to head off, gnight everyone
>>683093576
if I can, I will
>>683093598
I'm ok with that
>>683093726
DO IT
good morning turds
Demos arrives and this awful day is fully ruined. Great.
cold
No the weather's not why I'm in a bad mood.
>>683093797
Morning!
hey...
did you stub your toe when you got out of bed?
>>683094290
hi
No. My work is boring me and I have a headache.
its awfully early for these shenanigans
