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>>683059345
Don't have STDs but my bro is dating a chick with herpes. He's paranoid about cleaning his dick but I tell him that doesn't matter. He says he'd rather beat off than have sex with his GF. Seems like a shitty way to live if you don't have an STD.

>>683059634

they ought to brake up.

also: positivesingles.com

I got the herp from a whore , it is what it is. I've actually told 3 females about it and all 3 seem willingly just with a condom of course.

>>683059858

stupid bitches.

also, are you a bro by any chance?

>bro?

>>683060046
I guess you could say they're stupid bitches. Wtf is a bro ?

>>683059345
I learned how to use condoms and don't have any since I'm not an uneducated amerifat.

>>683059634
herpes isnt even considered an std. literally just acne on ur balls

>>683059858
Sorry to hear that a whore screwed you over that way dude

>>683060609

You're dumb.

You can get herpes even with a condom on. All it requires is genital contact. Even if your partner has no signs of a viral outbreak, you can still get it because the virus is shedding.

You're still dumb.

>>683059858
where did you have outbreaks?
did you get them even though you used condom?

I have hiv and fuck fags on the reg bareback serves em right

>>683060714
at first I was considering suicide , but it got easier as the years went. Sucks that I can get females , but hate having the conversation about it. So I look like a faggot from time to time dodging females....

>>683060647
>herpes confirmed

I caught the kid twice. Cost me more than any actual desiese plus I can't kill myself because they and their mom depend on me.

I have oral herpes, got it through being born to gypsies, so I had no say in the matter, and when I discovered I had it... I took a bag of ice and applied it to my lip until it was insanely numb, then took some of my mom's xanax, took a butter knife to the stove, superheated it, and then applied it to the infected area. Needless to say, it never grew back there again. Haven't seen it since.

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Oi i have/had it too. But since i moved out with my ex gf i changed my lifestyle a bit. only boiled food (rice, lots of veggies an chicken). Some sports and no processed foods. And my immune system got a nice boost. Aaand my herpies outbreaks completely stopped. The doctor later told me herpes outbreaks can be stopped easily by boosting the immune system.

>>683060761
Hey, you seem to know how it works. I got question.
Is it possible to get herpes on foreskin after sex with escort with condom (bj and sex in condom). I got some changes that doctor said might be herpes outbreak.

I got hsv1 (on lip) for years though. Im worried i got genital herpes on dick

>>683061138

you did good anon.

cheers to you for not being a faggot and figuring it out.

>>683060830
on the shaft , it was a bunch of small zits(5-6 of them) all close to eachother , painless. Then some sores in my mouth. I never got checked tbh , just thought whatever I had would kill me.

>>683061138
>took some of my mom's xanax, took a butter knife to the stove, superheated it, and then applied it to the infected area
is that gypsy folk medicine?

>>683060761
That is not true, as the herpes virus is capsuled in your nerval spine system, as long as it does not break out, it is not infektious. You are kinda right about the part with the infektion signs though: usually the infekted can feel the outbreak about half an hour to an hour before you can see the "classic" coldsores or blisters, the virus can allready be transferred during that time

>>683060957
Trump approves.

>>683059858
>with a condom of course
What do you mean, "of course"? Condoms barely lower the risk of herpes transmission.

You sound like a typical mouth-breathing whore-fucking degenerate.

>>683061332
Can't be a faggot when I'm bisexual. Although I don't receive, I just fuck sissy boys. Mom told me I have it, thought she forced me to eat her pussy or something. When she told me, I was rather young and obviously denser than the musically oblivious eighth grader.

>>683061477
That's hair on your chest medicine. Balls to the wall. Xanax makes me forget and not feel much, so I used it to give me the idea I have balls, and allowed me to burn my flesh with a butter knife.

>>683059345
you can get herpes just from playing sports
It's called herpes gladiatorum

>>683060714
She's a whore. She didn't really screw him over. If you get an STD from a prostitute it's probably your fault.

>>683061275
anyone help?

>>683061717
Google "asymptomatic shedding". The risk is lower when your partner shows no symptoms, but still present.

>>683061275
Oh for sure dude. I don't fuck escorts/hookers for that exact reason. You can still get STD's from them, it's just less likely.

>>683062469
>If you get an STD from a prostitute it's probably your fault
>Implying that's not 100% correct

>>683062668
but how is it possible to get herper breakouts on foreskin if there was a condom there all the time

>>683061241
That's one crazy titty.

>>683059345
Diagnosed HIV positive 3 years ago , on retrovirals to counter the AIDS mutation.

Cope by fucking as many ugly girls as I can without telling them and not using condoms.

Spreading the joy .

irresponsible and evil as fuck I know but I got it from a fat ugly whore named Kirsty Smith in Edinburgh, so I need to return the favor to all those other fat whores

got them through uncondomed oral sex and had breakouts about once a month. My partner had no idea she had it and had no symptoms. We were both tested but the clinic said they odn't bother checking HSV since nearly everyone has it. it was absolutely the worst pain i had been through and took 4 weeks to go away.
i am valtrex suppressants and cut down my intake of sugar, coffee and most breads and I had only one breakout (severe stress)
Its worse for women because they usually get a breakout on their period without fail.

>>683062469
>>683062963
She wasn't a prostitute tho , just a big time slut who fucked a lot of guys for free , me not knowing.

>>683063429
>>683063429
enjoy your life sentence

>>683063429
Do you really do this asshole? Isn't this considered attempted murder ?

>>683059345
I have herpes and i deal with it by not telling anyone and having unprotected sex. Its not bad only showed up once im like four years. Burns like a bitch when it shows up

>>683063726
remove yourself

>>683063429
have fun in jail while we report it to kirsty

>>683062969
Like I said, it's definitely possible. All the disease needs to do is make contact with your genitals and it can manifest on the glans penis. Think about where that escorts genitals have been, then think about how they're on you, with only a little latex in between the major parts. Her pussy juice could even contain certain STD's man.

>>683063955
Check'd but

>Falling for the thinly veiled personal army request
>Shiggy diggy

>>683064375
thought condom is some protection though
well, fuck...

>>683059345
After all the dirty, carefree shit I have gotten myself involved in over the years I am SOME HOW clean still. I'm a lot more careful now that I'm an oldfag.

>>683059345

I had a mental STI before, the whole experience showed me how brutal mental pain can be as opposed to physical. The mind is an incredibly powerful tool

Ha ha, dirty fuckers in this thread! Married 13 years, pure as the driven snow. Your stories of filth and misery are fascinating.

I had sex, used condoms, but had contact with bodily fluids and had unprotected oral sex. I have big risks to have HIV or STD's? Should I check myself?

>>683060988
Well at least it got easier, and you're not one of those dicks that doesn't say anything at least

>>683059858
>seem
Yup, Same here, its fine. Almost everyone has it, and theyre completely fine about it.

>>683064606
Yeah, for your average one night stand it is adequate. For escorts and such, it's generally a good idea to double wrap, even though it's not exactly practical. I just stay away from prostitutes and escorts and get chicks the old fashioned way anon. That's probably your best bet.

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I have a best buddy with the herpa derps and HPV on top of that.
I've had him pass on his herpa derps to 1 of my cunt ex GFs when I figured out she was whoring around. I know for a fact she caught the herps.
It's good having a buddy who's so brotier he'll stop taking his meds and fuck your girl when you feed her a totem pole washed down with a high ball of crown royal.
It was kinda like a reverse cuck.
Our face when she got her first outbreak (3 weeks later) and I kicked her out for being a whore.

I've had chlamydia 4 times. Easily dealt with

>>683064972
If she had something, you probably got it from her. I'd get check'd like dubs if I were you man.

>>683065015
Yeah but I have plenty of friends who have it and still get women like crazy , they don't even bother telling them. Been thinking if I should....

>>683065179
Shit, hope it's not so easy to get HIV.

>>683065423
Heard you had to be gay to get thee AIDS.

spent 5 years as a heroin junkie. never shared a needle ever. got high for as long as desired, no permanent consequences. i win.

>>683063682
in some countries yes it is considerd attempted murder, but the bitch who I got it from wasnt charged with anything , I was told it was my fault for not asking/checking/protecting myself so basically fuck them all .

I might not die for a while , but in the meantime I can even up the score a bit.
I feel like my life is good now

satisfied

>>683065267
It would be a really dick move dude, I wouldn't. It's like how it happened to you,

>>683065100

rich?

>>683065705
You crazy bastard.... How many have you done it to ?

>>683063955
you wont find that slut online
she is in a hospice now, AIDS got her and she is dying a little more every day

this was not a personal army request in any way , I am my own one man army and my infectious gun is loaded with deadly bullets.

>>683059345
Have had the clap once which was easy to deal with. Had a false positive for HIV which freaked me the fuck out for a month

>>683065627
I have some questions, if I may.

What was your first hit like?
Expensive?
Ever gone through day to day life on a come down?
Did your body deteriorate?
Mental damage?
Ever OD'd? If so, did it happen easily?
Relationships broken up because of it?
Ever lost a mate/relative to smack?
How did you first get into it?
Addicted after the first hit?

That's all, thank you in advance if you answer, means a lot.

>>683064972
yes ,before you wreck yourself , fool

>>683065705
Look at it this way. U can take retrovirus and fuck whoever u want without a condom because u already got aids! It must be liberating in a sense lol.

>>683065423
Bodily fluids aka if you ate her out, you probably have it. If she sucked you off, her saliva would do the trick as well. I don't mean to worry you but I think you might have HIV. Go get dubs so you can go get check'd

>>683065984
Lol I can sense the anger , faggot.

>>683066158
Saliva doesn't carry aids u retard. Chances of getting hiv from oral sex or kissing is near 0.

>>683065816
probably about 6 or 7 in the past 2 years.
Some girls insist on condoms, but i have purposely burst a condom before to allow my poison to get inside her.

>>683066384
>you can't
>near 0

Try again, sounds to me like you're just uneducated with a big ego

>>683065097
ur alot worse bro, thats all your saying here.

>>683066384

> Near 0

>>683066150
I am a bitter person.
Full of hate and loating for myself and that fucking slut who infected me in the first place .
I do find some relief in knowing that I am living on borrowed time and can pretty much do what I want.
If I do develop AIDS then rest assured shit will get real.indiscriminate contamination will be the way .

>>683066493
Saliva doesn't carry the virus. But if u have cuts in the mouth or on the genitals it is possible to be spread through that type of contact, extremely rare. Basically both the carrier and the victim need to both have nasty hygiene.

>>683066384
You are absolutely fucking retarded aren't you... Go to school bud

>>683066490
>fuck_this_gay_earth.gif

>>683066125
>the 1st time i threw up and spent the next 12 hours trying to sleep itching like crazy.
>only after a few years when i built a tolerance. 1 hit would cost $10
>many times, and its hell. i avoided it like one would avoid the grim reaper.
>no, no deterioration. i noticed that happened rather happened to meth addicts.
>im not any dumber, just slower. got all the answers on an online iq test right, was just slow too answer them.
>never od'd, if you know your tolerance then that will never happen.
>heroin was my gf
>had a few friends an hero
>very slowly
>no

>>683060957
Is it true that bareback means you swallow bear cum?

>>683066849
I didn't ask for an explanation man

You still don't get it.

You can't, meaning impossible, and near 0, meaning very unlikely are two very different things, and contradicting yourself in the same post shows you're likely uneducated, and just have a big ego.

I hate this thread, and all of you. Will never have sex again. Enjoy your AIDS.

>>683066830
I've read that if u take care of yourself with a doctor, regular blood work, and correct medication regimen then u can live an essentially normal life for decades.

I can understand your bitterness, I've often thought what I would do if I got aids. And it ain't pretty.

Any idea if any of the girls I've fucked since u got hiv ever got the virus?

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>>683065050
Never double up on thecondom. It makes it more likelyto break both of them.

I have herpes. Its dumb and uncomfortable, but not the end oftheworld. Alwayswear a condumb, kids.

>>683066966
Thank you a lot for your response.
Sorry if any questions were hard to answer.

One last one, I'm sure you'd be fine to answer this.

Anon to Anon, should I try it?
Maybe when I'm like 50 and life is pretty boring?

I'm really curious, and want to get into opiates like Lean/Sizzurp or Codeine, but can't because I need to have a life, and to have that life I need to be sober.

>>683059345
I made the mistake of banging this chick I knew from highschool bareback at the reunion and I caught a nasty case of children. It's rough, but I just take it one day at a time knowing it'll go away after 18 years.

>>683067037
In my original post I said saliva doesn't carry hiv which is true.

I also said getting hiv from oral is near 0.

Both are true statements. Seems like you need to go back 2nd grade and get reading comprehension.

>>683066902
Both are true statements moron. You don't need an education to type in a few words in Google to get an answer.

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>>683059345
>tfw kissless virgin with herpes

>>683063583
You sound like youre a prostitute

>>683067577
Congenital?

>>683067451
You'll never listen will you

>>683059634
Cleaning it does make a difference. Used to go out with a chick with the herp, sneak off to 'piss' immediately after sex every time to wash the twig and berries.. didn't catch anything.. having said that, it doesn't make a huge difference, but still worth reducing the risk even if its not by much.. fuck catching that shit bro.

i got hpv from some bitch in college, but i can't be sure which one.

its nice knowing that now when i fuck bitches and given them HPV it might later develop into cervical cancer and kill them when they are 50 and have kids and a family

>>683066280
I'd be angry if I was him too, queer. It's not like he wanted to get something that'll never go away. I hope some dirty whore gives you every alphabet disease there is.

>>683067695
No, caught it when I was 13 or so. HSV-1 is easy as fuck to contract, still don't know how exactly I got it

>>683067577
But how?

>>683067311
its no problem, its part of my rehab talking about it.

if you have pain, and at that age im sure anyone would. i wouldnt argue against it. i would actually recommend it to certain types of people. the life experience gained made me quite a confident person. when youre being scammed everyday and having knives and guns held to you, you sack up or get rolled over.
but too answer your concern, i loved h, the only reason i quit was its drain on me finacially. if you can support your habit. go for it, heroin highs arent that impairing.

>>683067794

fits with evolutionary theory.

life is "optimized" only for reproduction.

anything beyond that and you're just lucky to be alive.

I got AIDS.. but the feline variety... that's why you should never fuck a woman over 40.. those cougars are rife with it

>>683067875
Damn, sorry bro.

>>683066698
Moralfag

>>683067577
How you get herpes?

>>683067875
i have it, is it easy to live with ?

Rollerino

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>>683066150
Getting baited this hard
>so hard
>so stupid

>>683068050

my dad fucked my ass.

>>683068249
You shoulda told him to wear a jimmy.

>>683067949
follow up: if you can get a script you wont have to deal with any of that shit. or just deal with the mex mob. theyre pretty professional tbh. theyre all business til someone tries to fuck with them

>>683059345
genital herpes
don't have sex anymore

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Hpv here.

Doesn't hurt but don't know where I got it From.

Got three small bumps on my shaft like my krazy life. Lol

Rule 1, 2 and 3
Nightstands Never tell
Always blame other
If you fall in love tell before you fuck

>>683068084
All that happens is you get incredibly self-conscious when you have an outbreak. Apply Abreva whenever you feel a cold sore coming on to keep it in check. Most people won't call you out on it, but everybody has that one asshole friend or genuinely clueless tard who has to ask "hey, what's that on your lip?"

>>683068050
>>683067933
Don't know. Probably some mundane shit like sharing a drink

Well it started a long time ago.
See.
>I was 5 years old
>Eating ice cream outside
>Suddenly bees
>wake up in the hospital
>Did I mention I'm allergic to bees?
>The doctor is there.
>He's naked.
>For some reason so am I.
>He fucks me in the ass for awhile.
>I eventually adjust and begin to enjoy it.
>Get aids
>Am happy with it.
Life is preety great honestly

>>683068412
Hm. Thank you for your time :)
Have a good day, and good luck with recovery

>>683067794
Do you have any bumps?
Where are they located

>>683061138
It lives in your facial nerves anon. I just take a prescription of Valacyclovir whenever I feel my lip tingle.

>>683065423
HIV is actually hard to catch if you have a good immune system, you have a chance out of ten when fucking a positive whore

My mom had cold sores since she was a kid. Same happened to me. Stupid fucking bitch should have been more careful.

Had chlamydia a bunch of times, easily fixed. Got gonorrhea once which was different, apparently its rare in the straight community. Fixed with a antibiotic injection. HPV when I was younger, stopped getting outbreaks however. The vast majority of girls have been immunized against HPV in my country though so it's not a huge worry. Don't have herpes, don't have HIV and never got a girl pregnant.

Go to your doctor more.

>>683068494
Soak em in apple cider vinegar for around 30 minutesa day for a week. It might sting a bit after 2-3 days but it'll burn em right out.
Or you can just rip the top of a qtip off and dip it in ACV. Then you just stick it on there until the wart absorbs it and puffs up. It'll take a little lobger but eventually they'll scab up and fall right off. If they're big they'll take longer.
You'll still be positive but it'll get rid of the warts for a while.
I've read up on it being "treatable"

>>683063429

What the fuck dude?

>>683069768

Tea tree oil is really effective for mine. I just applied it once a day for about a month and I haven't had any for years now.

This is kind of an odd question but has anybody ever had pain/soreness in the outer joints of their hips from an std?

>>683069658
How did you find out you had Chlamydia? Was Gonorrhea worse?

>>683067716
What he means is that u cant get HIV from oral in normal circumstances.
U need to have open cut in yo dick and she has to have open cut or bleeding sores in her mouth and the blood will go thro those sores/cuts

If i had open cut or sore on my dick,i wouldnt stick it in anywhere

>>683070224

Discharge. With chlamydia it was white and uncomfortable. Gonorrhea was a greenish and less of a gross feeling. Both were very similar. Its not painful, but its an uncomfortable feeling having the inflammation. Ibuprofen helps but its best just getting to the doctor.

>>683070473
How did you catch them?

>>683063429
kudos bro you are doing gods works

>>683061084
yeah me too. Its rough.

>>683069775
yep
sucks but that is the bitter creature I have become due to being infected by that slut

anyway. I know for a fact that I am not alone and thst other HIV pos guys do the same , it stops us from going insane .

>>683070621

Sleeping around when I was younger. I used to pick up a lot of girls in bars and get too drunk to remember a condom.

fucked a filthy slut from 4chan once.

got dubs.

>>683070087
I Think it's the clap Iv had that 2.
It's gone tho.
I drink I'm a mad man tho.
Iv been cleaning up.
Drinkin a shyt load of alkaline water. With apv lemon a cayanne peppa.
And
Eatting from my garden

>>683063955
>>683063652
>>683063682
goo back to lereddit u fags

>>683065705
Hiv is something a eurofag can easily live with, keep going anon. Be a little crazy in life.

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>>683059345
I feel bad for /b/ros with STDs.

While I'm lucky not to have one, I got an ingrown hair a few months ago. I didn't realise what it was since I've never had an ingrown hair that wasn't a small red razor bump before, and thought it was an STD because it ended up turning into a hard lump under the skin, and because of the awkward position I kept popping it prematurely by accidentally putting too much pressure on it with my trousers whenever I sat down.

It has been three months since it popped, and has seemingly left a scar. It is 1cm and red, looks like any aggrevated spot that you would get on your face after picking at it (that being said, I have not picked at it).

What the hell do I do to get rid off it, or at the very least make it fade? It looks fucking embarrassing. I'm scared incase someone thinks that I have herpes or something.

>>683071244
Tattoo

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>>683071539
>tattoo
>on the genitals

Don't talk like that, anon, you are scaring me.

>>683071637

get a tattoo of some balls on ur balls
dont be a coward

>>683071712
kek

Caught hiv after being analy raped. I deal with it by fucking as many faggots as I can so I can give it to them. I'm not gay but feel it's my duty to do it

yeaa fag u got aids

Is there any STD that can give me a sore throat for months? Doc gave me some antibiotics (in case gonorrhea) but I still have it.

Started the morning after eating out a dodgy girl.

>>683071994

thats a sign of HIV infection.

>look it up.

>>683063429
Veiled personal army request

>>683071994
>in case gonorrhea

Don't they take tests before they give out antibiotics to be sure of what you have?

I had to go through two different sets of antibiotics before it got rid of my UTI. Maybe your antibiotics aren't the right ones for you.

Just some hope. Hopefully it's nothing.

>>683071994
No STD presents symptoms in 24 hours. Not a single one.

>>683071994

sore throat for months is more likely allergies

>>683072355
Third world shithole. She also considered allergies. Throat looks good, no sign of heavy infection.

>>683072380
That's what I thought. Maybe something mental triggered by the shame.

>>683072380
how many timr

>>683065100
Had it once. Getting swabbed was the most uncomfortable thing I've ever experienced

>>683071994

This >>683072380

No STD would present symptoms overnight.

>>683072628
Shit man, it's lucky you've got internet then. But self-diagnosis is tricky; Google will eventually tell you that you have cancer.

Hopefully it's nothing serious.

>>683063726
Enjoy jail.