>>683055025
Suicide by cop

dont

rest your neck on a train track minutes before it comes, nearly instant and painless.

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FIND SOMETHING BIG AND JUMP OFF OF IT

>>683055160
How
>>683055162
Why.
>>683055266
There's one nearby. I might do that
>>683055293
There's nothing high around here

because u only have one life tard. do some crazy shit or whatnot if you really want to die. I mean dont get yourself killed but check off your bucketlist. But dont hurt anyone else in the process,

>>683055419
Get a cop to shoot you. Not that hard unless you live outside of U.S. if you do, just jump off of something really big.

>>683055756
The only thing on my bucket list is insanely expensive.
>>683055995
Cops around here only carry tasers and I don't live near anything high enough to kill me

well then say what it is

>>683056351
And get shit for it? I'll pass

>>683056243
Take out a fucking loan! You're gonna be dead!

just say it brah

>>683056533
It would also require a bunch of paperwork that could take years.
>>683056569
How about I just say that I'm a trap and want surgery

>>683056243
In that case, the train idea is a good one. Just make sure the conductor doesn't see you in time to stop the train.

>>683056694
Trains here only run at night so I'm ok

>>683056662
If you're so bent on doing it years don't mean shit.

>>683056833
Years means everything if I don't have years

Shoot yourself on a livestream. You'll get internet publicity for months, plus it will be relatively quick and painless.

>>683056971
I don't own a gun.

>>683056923
Nothing means anything if you're trying to die dude.

Take a whole script of benzos or opiates and wash them down with a bottle of vodka. Smoke a bowl and lie in bed and drift off.

>>683057252
Means a lot actually
>>683057378
I have half a bottle of oxy and half a bottle of vicodin

>>683057184
Buy one on credit dumbass, you're killing yourself.

Think I'm just going to drown myself in the bathtub

>>683057553
All I'm saying is you're not gonna do it. It's not even that you won't, it's that you don't want to.

>>683058797
You have no idea

>>683058972
If you're scared a year is going to deter you from doing it, you truly don't.

>>683059081
I'm not scared. I just don't see the point in wasting time

>>683059158
Time is a human construct. In terms of the universe time can go fuck itself.

Don't do it bro, just don't.

>>683059337
This.

>>683055025
How about fucking don't.
Go on Craigslist and look for rooms for rent. Find somewhere cheap.
On two occasions I found housing there within a week, it's entirely doable.
Your destiny is not to end yourself, you are worth so much more than that.

>>683059233
It's a construct working against me
>>683059337
>>683059408
No reason not to. I've lost everything
>>683059542
Right. And who in today's society wants a sociopathic tranny living with them

>>683057597
Not every country in the world is a shithole where crazies and morons can purchase firearms you dumbfuck

>>683059755
Nigga I lived with an insane turkish woman and an insanely overweight woman who probably wasn't right in the head.
People are more accepting than you think, and they might be terrible but it's a hell of a lot better than being homeless.

>>683055025
Hanging. Requires only rope or a strong electrical cord and something to tie it to. If you're feeling violent, try for long fall. If not, short. Makes you pass out pretty quickly and doesn't particularly hurt. Just be sure it's stable or you might wake up retarded instead.

>>683059755
So you're willing to waste your life, but not your time? What are you doing in this very instance of time?

>>683059755
Are you seriously a trap? You're still alive senpai, all those leafs who lost everything on the Canadian fire aren't killing themselves. You are in the land of the gibsmedat, at least roam around as a homeless weed degenerate in SF or something. You can turn it around.

Do you have a car? get those flexible pipe thingys you find behind a drying machine and re-route the fucker from your muffler to your window

>>683060355
Carbon monoxide suffocates you. By the time you know it, you'll be far asleep. Painless

>>683055025
Large bore shotgun to the temple. If done right, it should be instant and painless. Saw of the stock and barrel so it's easier to hold. If I were take myself out, that's what I'd use.

>>683060032
If you can get ahold of a gas cylinder somehow, carbon monoxide poisoning is also not a bad way to go. It does the same thing more or less as cyanide, biochemically speaking. You can also just use hypoxia with nitrogen gas cylinders (or gas from a gas oven; iirc Sylvia Plath did this) but it's harder to do correctly.... Also, don't just use a car exhaust pipe. Doesn't work very well.

>>683059962
I hate people
>>683060123
Yes
>>683060319
Yes. I'm a trap. I'm nowhere near SF

>>683055756
>u only have one life tard

u dont know that, faggot

>>683060319
I don't recommend being homeless in SF. It is pretty horrifying.

I am somewhat confused about how to behave in these threads tbh. On the other hand, I feel obligated to make people get how much their life is worth. On the other hand, if the mouth breather wants to die so badly and is such an ungrateful little shit, then I just want to fucking let him.
And then there's the fact that most of the fucks who want to kill themselves actually have it better than I do, which just lets me think of them as pathetic for giving up.

>>683060697
Do you have a Steam account?

>>683060697
The question was literal, like right now, what are you doing?

>>683060697
Are you somewhat healthy, can you donate your organs? Get SSI you faggot...

>>683060577
Put in in your mouth instead. Just get the angle right. People have survived gunshots to the temple before. It's not pretty. Also: if you are using a shotgun, use a slug, not a normal shotgun shell. Or at least use buckshot. Don't use small diameter birdshot.

>>683060757
I was for a couple days, in the height... It was quite nice tbh, just weed smoking and liberals giving us meals.

>>683060759
I was abused all my life. Made a friend kill himself. I've been raped. I was homeless last year. I've had it hard.
>>683060786
Yes
>>683060863
I'm laying in bed crying.
>>683060946
Most of my organs are shot.

Just don't, you can come live with me. As long as you don't kill yourself in my house.

>>683061192
And how would I know that it's safe

>>683060759
I feel the same. 4chan is just garbage, it literally harms my soul.

>>683055025
Don't kill yourself just go to prison you will,have free food

>>683061286
Not like I'm a serial killer dude,

>>683061178
What is your first name? So some of us can remember

>>683060759
Everyone's innocent until proven guilty. Over this interfaced telepathy, I trust that Anon's are being genuine when making threads like this. Even if not, any lurkers reading can learn and develop into semi decent husks of meat and bones.

All you can do is hope your uplifting someone worth uplifting.

>>683061286
Negro you're trying to take your life and care about safety. I wouldn't do it, it's probably someone trying to torture you. Seek government help bro.

>>683061458
I'd rather not.
>>683061462
I don't know that
>>683061523
Elizabeth

>>683061178
Cool, so you have time. First take a moment to understand with every nerve in your body. How does the bed make you feel?

>>683061165
Depends on who you find I guess. As with anything in life.

>>683055025
Make a PayPal bread. I'd happily help you with a bit of rent. Don't off yourself just yet op, keep stronk.

>>683057553
Dude knock back the oxy and vico
Quick and with that many opiates absolutely painless

How about you do something that would make you proud of yourself, like going back to being straight and finding a job and live in a motel or whatever. You don't realize what kind of opportunity you have. You can do anything you want, whether that be a shit load of drugs or race motor bikes or something. In 5 years you would laugh it off that you thought about ending it all over something so trivial

>>683061630
Well, your choice. If anything I should be thinking of safety I'm not exactly a strong person

I'm never ganna dance again

>>683061698
Mostly white homeless stoners, avoid tenderloin as it's filled with crackheads.

>>683061916
Is it because your feet are guilty and they have no rythm?

>>683061678
Horrible. Because I'm next to her and I still love her.
>>683061708
I don't have a PayPal. I used to use my brothers.
>>683061729
I'm thinking about it
>>683061769
I doubt I'll ever be happy.
>>683061853
I'm not either. As I said before, I'm a trap and ive been on hormones for forever

>>683061286
You want to Kys but are concerned for safety? Which means you don't actually want to Kys. Get some help

>>683061178
Can I have it? I can make good use of it. Or you could just add me and we can talk this shit out lol. I'm a very open-minded person and I don't judge.

>>683062115
Alright, based on this feeling, how far are you willing to go to get away from her? The challenge, without killing yourself.

>>683062115
I'm a girl, I've been on hormones since birth.

>>683062388
Accident during the circumcision?

>>683062177
If I'm offered a chance, I'll be concerned about it. Otherwise I really don't give a shit.
>>683062244
I'm not giving up my steam account. But I'll add you if you want to.
>>683062301
I still love her
>>683062388
Congrats

>>683062495
Do you feel you should? Is there any resentment towards her after what she's done?

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>>683055025
Just get out there and break a leg OP.

If your homeless you don't have any obligations - financial freedom.

You're dying so you don't need to fear anything - spiritual freedom

No girlfriend - free to meet your true soulmate

You feel guilty for the sins you've committed - your heart can be free from evil

Man up and do something awesome before your natural life runs out and stop bitch posting on /b/itch boards

>>683055025
Removing the head or destroying the brain. -Shaun of the Dead

>>683062642
No. I hold no resentment

>>683062466
Eh not really I meant it as in I'm a natural girl, born with a vagina

>>683062495
http://steamcommunity.com/id/goldvisa/

Do a shit ton of drugs

>>683061630
Very nice name. Well Elizabeth if you are concern about safety, then don't do it you can turn this around. Seek help from the government, make use of what's available, you never know what could happen, I'm sorry i can't help out more i would if i could

You know what, nevermind. Op your problems are nothing compared to what others suffer through. I hope when you kill yourself you laugh in the faces of soldiers who jump on grenades and live to tell the stories and are constantly haunted by their own existence yet still find a way to get up in the morning

>>683062740
How do you see this playing out when you wake up? Try to keep dead off the mind.

>>683062831
I doubt I could get help from the government
>>683062926
More crying. And more trying to find better methods to kill myself.

>>683062717
If you don't listen to this advice then you're a fucking idiot

>>683060697
I also hate people, just fucking do it. Live your damn life, be an adult and put up with people who will almost certainly hate

>>683055025
It gets better man my girl and I got drunk last night and she punched me in the jaw so I tried to pistol whip her in the face but ended up slamming holes in the door 6 times I have no money no car and barely have a job but I'm fuckin chuggin along man.

>>683063098
Also, take this from a person who thinks about killing themselves on a daily basis but doesn't because I have shit to take care of.
Don't be a weak pussy, get your life together and pull through the shut and despair.

>>683063033
You don't know if unless you try

>>683063033
Well, let's try this, what memory of happiness can you remember the most? Think back as best you can, and dig thoroughly.

>>683062855
its all relative buddy

>>683055025
You've came this far already anon. Might as well finish the race. When you get knocked down you can always get back up. luv u<3

>>683063240
"because i dont actually want to kill myself." such strong

>>683062717
Truth

Shotgun up the butt

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If dubs, OP an hero on camera.

>>683063240
Don't get me wrong, I don't give a shit about me. If there were nobody else involved in my life I would kill myself without hesitation, but I don't ever want to hurt anybody around me.
As long as there are people that might even remotely need me I will stick around regardless of how shitty I feel.
My feelings don't matter, theirs do.

>>683055025
Probably don't have a car hey? carbon monoxide seems like an easy way to go. Heroin OD would only cost you like $20. Not sure what you mean by easy though, less suffering or easily accessible?

>>683063706
if their feelings matter, if anything matters, you obviously don't want to die, thus you are a fag for posting this.

OP isnt going to do it lol

>>683064200
>>683063683
Lol

>>683062495
http://steamcommunity.com/id/varuharakon/ add me please

>>683064079
Idk if you think I'm OP or something but I'm not.
I don't care about me, I care about them.
If it weren't for them I wouldn't be here, the fear of hurting the people I love is all that holds me back.

Lost everyone and everything in me life too, including my house..

5 years later:
IM married and have a kid and a second on its way..

Just hang in there /b/ro

>>683063706
if everyone has this attitude then whos feelings really matter?

>>683064419
No ones.

>>683055025
helium escape bag.

>>683064543
ayy see, if you care about them let them know you cant take it anymore and go do it
they try to stop you then they,re being selfish sadistic bastards
unless they literally need you to survive then you might wanna get them situated before kicking off

>>683056694
>>683056788
Are you two seriously this fucking stupid?

>>683064822
But that's the thing, does their welfare become more important than yours?
I've never thought I was important, but the people around me are more precious than anything.

>>683065230
ehh, if being self-righteous is what makes you feel fulfilled, then so be it. one only claims to care about others more than themselves because it makes you feel good. if it didn't make you feel good you would not do it. whose feelings are really central here?

Just don't kill yourself, you never know who might call back, problem are all coming at once, but they disapear the same way.

>>683065851
Putting others above myself gives me a sense of purpose, so I suppose you're right.
It doesn't nessecarily make me feel good, but it makes me feel like I'm worth something if I can help others.

>>683066008
Indeed, and that's fine. its not like it takes away from what you're doing--nobody is seen as selfish for helping people. but when one says they live for someone/something else... it just seems a bit deluded.

>>683066536
>deluded
I don't know what that word means