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>>683045945
Pawg

The real kind.

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>>683047284
that girl u uploaded is gross, this 1 is hot

16, high schooler, dancer, and into cars.

Already accomplished this.

>>683047662
>kek

>>683045945
Basically Felicia Day.

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Who doesnt?

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>>683045945
My ex was pretty cool but she ended up cheating on me. She was also my first girl so, as far as these college girls are going, i'm not sure exactly what I want.

>18+
>Decent hair length
>Blue or Brown eyes
>Watches Japanese Cartoons
>Loves unconditionally
>Loyal as hell
literally the perfect gril

>>683047787

The sad thing is most of these fuckers who post this animated garbage are 100% seriously in love with the characters.

>>683045945
Loyal, Vagabond, QT3.14, good genes no real family medical issues. non-smoker. no gauges or facial piercings. and no nip piercings.

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>>683045945
A qt one with an innie pussy and a manageable heroin addiction.

>>683048295
>4chan

>>683048295
>animated garbage
Wrong website, newfag.

>>683048552

I'm in my 6th year. NEVER been into lolicon or anything like that. I don't even like traps or jb threads. I get jb irl. Have no use for pics. Mainly car threads for me. Always.

>>683048832
>animated
>animated
>animated
What part of this aren't you getting, retard?

No one cares how much of an oldfag you consider yourself. The real oldfags are almost all gone anyway.

>>683045945
A hot deaf, blind mute

>>683045945
the kind with a dick

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>>683049220
Here she is

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Ideal looks

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>>683048832
u r a faggot

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>>683048552

>>683045945
A Human. Someone i like. Hopefully healthy shape.

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I've got yellow fever

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A sane one.

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>>683051757
same

Japanese. ^_^

>>683052161
Moar

Half gook and half spook

That kind with a feminine penis

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>>683052516

I get a hard on when girls know an expanse vocabulary. I had no idea why. Currently there is a girl that I am dying a 1000 deaths over because she just knows some words that I'm vaguely familiar with.

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>>683053175

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>>683053175
A good one here.

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>>683053943
...and another.

Blonde, green eyes, shorter, thin, equipped with a nice butt and and medium sized breasts.
This exactly

>>683051623
/Thread /

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>>683052161
Sane one.
>picks the Joker.
Gg anon.

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>>683055782

>>683048007
i hope you are not serius, fuckin loser

>>683055475
Who dat?

>>683045945
slutty and chubby

One that's living, breathing, and not absolutely abhorrent .

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>>683045945
someone honest, loyal and who understands the importance of open communication to build and maintain a healthy, strong relationship. and a gamer.

someone who doesnt lie to me and cheat on me for 3 years behind my back when I never betrayed her, unlike my previous and first girlfriend who I lost my virginity to. that was deeply hurtful.

thick ebony

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>>683058532
hell yeah

>>683055631
fucking fascist dumb bitches

My ex

>>683045945
Just a girlfriend would be nice

>>683045945
Rich, deaf-mute, super hot, submissive, nymphomaniac with minimal communication skills and no uterus

>>683051623
>
>>683051623
She's real.. I'm her

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>>683048438
>and a manageable heroin addiction
i fucking laughed so hard

>>683058696
jesus fucking christ look at that hideous thing... you want her for the money or something...

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One with a thick cock

>>683059608
I'm not a girl but I got a cock that needs a sucking

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Real life edition:
One that can stand my shitty sub-par meme ridden humor, inability to do anything right, and help me when I need it. other than that I guess just like 6 and not fat.

fantasy edition:
Alicia Vikander, I would kill to be with her. Absolutely.

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>>683059785
I want to swallow every drop of cum that comes out of that penis

>>683045945
a real one

>>683059608
/tv/?

>>683059923
source? more?

The kind that my wife will let me have.

>>683060268
I've been shitposting they're all night

>>683060330
Your thread gone man.

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>>683059272
>Photoshop but still flying off the ground
>middle finger looks retarded and bloated
>nails not equally cut
>dont know if she had a kike nose and then got a nose job but christ something looks fishy
>is this bitch on fucking crack because her nose cant get redder
>and anon you said shes a jew right like the one whose father calls you goyim if your not jewish and will force you to convert if you want to marry her, and will forever call you a gentile or goyim... bcs your an infedel.... also the one that cant mix cheese and ham in a sandwich....

you know what your getting into right.
or maybe you should convert her to christianity or go all the way to athiesm

>>683059923
For how much an hour?

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>>683045945

Someone cute, Christian and loyal that is down with Making America Great Again.

>>683060591
Free

>>683060964
what the fuck is up with her teeth

>>683061006
What the fuck are you waiting for then?

>>683061328
Can't find any qt traps

>>683061385
You can always suck some guy off for a couple of bucks

>>683058596
that's not nice anon :(

>>683061673
It has to be a feminine penis

>>683061893
If you can suck someone off just because they have tits you can surely suck someone off and imagine they have tits

>>683061892
bitches still mentally ill thinking her race is the best or shouldn't be fucked with i was happy the commies beat those fucks. not like i like the reds but they fucked each other for good.

>>683062181
They did more positive shit than you ever will, nigger

Flat chested nerds are the best.

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>>683048007
>tfw you basically described my gf

>>683062313
hates fascist bitches... immediately yell nigger.
yes because you place all Germans under a the category of fascist and compare a nations accomplishments to one person.

^
the sign of a dumb fucked fascist.

have you even read mein kampf bitch, do you even understand the concept of fascism.

the only people who accept this retarded concept are people who never go outside in the real world.

>mfw you cry on /pol/ all niggers are the same
>mfw you cry on /pol/ all jews are evil
>mfw you have a minimum wage job at IGA
>mfw you should kys

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>>683063238
>nigger and faggot are thrown around on /b/ all the time
>nigger was more appropriate than faggot in this context
>being this fucking butthurt

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>>683059608

get out of here aids loving fuvking homo

>>683063702
what the fuck are you trying to imply or argue anon.
you green text like a faggot who just came from 9fag. kys faggot

>>683063238
troll

>>683064448
kys

>>683045945

An alive one

>>683045945
One that can save me from my madness.

One that will appeal to my swimsuit fetish

>>683064667
No you are a troll I wasn't even arguing with you but you are obviously brain damaged and wearing a tinfoil hat at all times.

> muh fascists
> muh jews
> muh pol

You are being an ass.

Just leave.

>>683045945
Not crazy

>>683045945
A nice submissive homely girl with big tits a big ass and a soft stomach. The type of girl where a surprise date or increased affection makes her happy.
The type of girl when you make her a meal or treat her preciously she has the greatest smile and is appreciative.
The type of girl that happily plans future family vacations and brings you that excitement. Where I come home to a hug and a smile then a kiss as she recounts her day. The girl who gives me a blowjob and let's me fuck her whenever Im horny or iniates when she is. The type of girl who you know for a fact loves you.

I'm sorry Alice I don't know what I've lost after I lost you. Do you know I regret going after that "hot" model past her beauty it was empty. Sure you werent the most beautiful but now that I lost you I know you shined the biggest. Do you know I don't think of the future anymore? I sometimes think of that future dream vacation you had to your grandpa's farm with our 2 sons and daughter going camping, fishing and searching for crawfish. I miss you.

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body like one of these plus 20 pounds
smart
likes my d

>>683066124
I hear you there

>>683066124

lol good luck

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>>683045945
> cat ears
> pet collar
> impressive boob physics

that's about it, I-I guess

>>683066506
It's worse for me because I like redheads , so basically I'm never going to find one that is sain infact I'll probably end up being stabbed in my sleep.

>>683062087
doesn't work that way

>>683051757
This. Far more likely to have a decent academic background, have some understanding of how the world works, and not be lazy.

>>683045945
The breathing kind without a penis....

>>683045945
asian, gamer, shy

>>683045945
a real one

>>683058696
Cute and likely reasonably intelligent, but probably SJW.

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I want a girlfriend who likes what limits she can push her body too, preferably martial arts-wise as well as sexually. I'd strongly prefer she like anal - like, not tolerate - and fisting.

As far as relationship goals go though? Someone I can come home to when I've had a bad day and someone I can be there for that she can wholeheartedly trust.

That's a whole lot to ask in this day and age though, so it doesn't matter.

>>683045945
one that wouldn't ever want sex

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>>683045945
not like this

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sexy one

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>>683057716
>>683059829

Y'all seem cool. Best wishes to y'all finding that person that completes you.

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>>683045945
Some one who I can chill with and watch Disney movies and cartoons with. Some one who likes to cuddle and have fun with sex isn't a big appeal for me. But I want someone who I can hold for hours and be there for someone who can be my partner and someone open minded I mean I don't drink and the only drug I'll ever mess with is weed but only about once a month and I ussual make a day of it and watch movies I like. I just want someone to be there for me and I want to be there for them.

Easy:
Short order cook, well trained maid, calm&quiet, hygienic, healthy, a beautifully lightly toned stomach, doesn't go all "give up" phase bullshit after they've been in the relationship for awhile <.<, a face that's tolerable without makeup to lie behind, and is financially stable on her own.

bonus points for enchanting (natural) eye hue.

>>683045945
Petit Half Asian. Big boobs, not hundred percent westernized, outgoing but faithful. Perfect woman.

>>683060268
tv/ likes little girls u newfag

>>683048007
>Loyal as Hell
>Cheated
Pick one

>>683048007
This Fucken guy
She cheated but was loyal. That me And you only caught her once.

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My ex gfs sister. She's so fucking fine now. Literally my dream girl

>>683069526

if that had a penis i would marry it

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No penis. Just really banging body

>>683045945

Cute, kind, cuddly and intelligent. That's about it.

>>683069526
If she makes you mad , you can always say ,''I fucked your sister'' hahaha.

>>683067100
lol how the world works
this faggot never gonna be a 1 percenter

I think it'd take a war or something to make me want a gf in 2016

>>683045945
One that loves me for who I am

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I'm a sucker for big brown eyes