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>>683043530

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would you rape her while she's sleeping?

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>>683043670

>>683043758
yes

>>683043759
More like this?

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>>683043904

>>683043758
someone should tell her she isn't supposed to use a whole cucumber for that.

Why are real looking people so disgusting? Like fucking your sister.

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>>683043894
how would you do it?

>>683044070
duck tape. after that i would just take my time and do what ever i felt like doing

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>>683043530

>>683044396
lol

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>>683044070
rough? choke her? make her bend over and rape her ass? make her son fuck her to degrade her?

>>683044461
gotta love when they are ass drunk

>>683044502
You're messed up

>>683044502
post more

>>683044070
Not him. But I would suck on that pussy for hours, then soak my dick in her for ages refusing to cum. I would want to wake up in her still hard

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Wife

>>683043973
That's so fucking hot. It would be hotter if she wasn't your gf and didn't know it happened.

>>683044787
you kill her?

>>683044803
she isn't lol

>>683044787
Your kitchen sucks. Are you poor?

>>683044871
Had enough of her nagging

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>>683044766
what if she didn't want you in her? would that stop you? i want to hear how she would be violated.. keep going and i keep posting

>>683044969
Did she ever willingly fuck you?

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>>683045052
Does it matter?

>>683045429
Yes, it matters a lot.

>>683045276
fuck off nigger headcase scumbag

>>683044070
With my penis

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>>683045367
na, never fucked her. She is my friends girl. She use comes over to hung and gets rip drunk. i would just move her around and put her back after

>>683045510

fag, show us your kitchen.

>>683045510
It doesn't. Poor or not he got his prize.
Now stop being a faggot.

>>683045222
cheked

>>683045701
Prize pig.

>>683045052
Not poor whatsoever. Had this weird ass house when we lived in Alaska

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>>683045429
N-no i'm just gay for homeless and the closer you are to it turns me on

>>683045052
You think poor people can afford kitchen tile like that?

Are you 14yo?

>>683045818
Sometimes rural houses are pretty strange.

>>683045052
whats wrong with his kitchen faggot?

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>>683045681
This

>>683045276
Fuck no it wouldn't. I would already have her drugged. (Researching for real life.) I would start with her pussy, no I would understand it with my tongue. every wrinkle, the taste, smell. Eventually after a couple of hours I'd get tired.

>>683044070
With a brick

>>683043670
The size of that penis gave me feels bro.

>>683045884
Yeah okay, bub.

>>683045872
That's not tile, its laminate.

>>683046010
lol its ok anon, it wasn't hard in that photo XD

>>683045943
i want to see his kitchen and for the record it looks like a fine kitchen

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>>683045966
Then I'd take a break, hydrate and get the video camera. Obviously I couldn't do it while my face was buried. She probably be dried out by now also, so...

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>>683045966
keep going and i can post her nudes

be rough

>>683046330
You're her, aren't you lol

>>683044630
You're on /b/

>>683046033
Check the grout lines jackass. Definitely not laminate with the tile edges not perfectly aligned/even

>>683046492
this

>>683046150
He prob lives in a shithole and is too embarased or lazy to google search an untraceable pic.

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>>683046150
I really dont feel like going downstairs to take a picture of the kitchen. Here's a pic of my gf instead.

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>>683046130

>We're not your parents, we're not going to fall for your bullshit.

>>683044787
Reminds of that time that guy killed his wife in Florida and posted the pics up on FB

>>683046033
The flooring was definitely tile. Haven't lived there in a while though.

>>683045619
You lucky bastard.

>>683046330
i hate you for some reason you seem so vile

>>683046619

Clean your fucking room!

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>>683046619
That bowl of puke

>>683046680
>bite mark on her ass
Nigga, you got bedbugs

>>683046769
ᵇᵉ ᶜᵃʳᵉᶠᵘᶫ, ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ

>>683046680
thought this all started with a pic of your wife pass tf out in kitchen

>>683046769

So sad.

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>>683046680
This is all the kitchen you need to see.

>>683046317
>Fuck her n00ds, this is me and what I would do.

Depending on how well I had planned this out. I'd already have the tasted lube. Not sure what flavor. Lube her pussy inside excessively. Probably get another taste after I put pure water in. (Water to me is more natural, absorbs better into the surrounding pussy walls)

>>683046769
would have made me kek a bit if it wasn't for posting a thumbnail

>>683046642
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>>683045052
Only on /b/ will a passed out chicks thread turn into a kitchen argument. Fuck retards the lot of you.

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>>683045943
>>683046642
>>683046680

fuck me, girl in my room now passed out and im too high to get hard,,,,,,,,

>>683047028

You know how I know your kitchen sucks?

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>>683046780

>>683046796
Her eyes are wide open and she took the picture herself... I think you misunderstand what this thread is about.

>>683047121
timestamp pics

>>683047246
Where was her man? Passed out too?
Any more with your cum on her?

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>>683047028
*tips fedora*

>>683047028
SHUT UP AND POST YOUR KITCHEN FAGGOT

>>683047246
aww

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>>683047379
sorry for the shit image

>>683047023
Multiple flavours, would remove each flavor orally until I found my favorite. My favorite would be the most scented. After I tire of her scent I would want to change it,

>>683047524
its 05/07/16 not 06/06/16

>>683047379
sorry forgot it was the 5th month

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>>683047396
he man was at work. no more cum shots sadly. I think after the cum shot she started to wise up to it. i prob didnt clean all of it lol

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>>683047194
my kitchen's pretty sweet tyvm. It's 2am best pic you'll get.

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>>683047524
This picture is from the future!

>>683047524
where is the passed out girl in the photo?

>>683047688
nigga, he wrote 91/90/90. he's from the distant future, show some respect

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>>683047014

>>683047862
in my room

>>683047764
>primitive microwave

>>683047764
i came

>>683047978
put her in the photo ffs anon, is this your first time?

>>683048011
Get a gas stove, for fucks sake!

>>683048011
It heats food just fine.

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>>683047764
You have like no counter space

>>683048011
his microwave was made from bamboo and rocks rubbing together to make heat.

>>683047667
Carefull to prevent myself from cumming, I'd take a break. Maybe freshen up, my on smell is important as well. I want to smell straight pussy. No sweat, I can't describe it, best I can is , it tastes like meaty like chicken, then the more she is aroused the more.taste floods in

>>683046769
TOO SOON ANON

>>683045276
Got nudes?

>>683047764
>not putting strainer in one section of sink
organize that shit faggot

>>683048391
This, there is some kind of hot milf thing going on here

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>>683048391
if he did, the faggot would have posted by now

>>683048461
strainer? what country are you in? that is a drying rack.

still, I agree with you.

>>683048178
There's more than you think. Tomorrow after I push the coffee pot back and clean up the dishes from dinner it'll look much better. I'd have more if the fucking land lord would soften the water like he said he would so I didn't have to hand wash my dishes with my water filter.

Fucking turning all my dishes white.

>>683048240
Continue?

>>683048704
Can we agree on a time that you will post that picture so we can all come back and see it?

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>>683048391
yeah, two of her.

her and my aunt

how would you rape and degrade her? would you make her family watch or join in?

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Kitchens niggers, I need more pictures of kitchens FFS

>>683048648
>strainer?
>drying rack?
That's a slippery dish trolley. Also known as an angle drip dropper

>>683047764
Dont you mean,
'My parents kitchen'

>>683048844
Uh... 11am est? I give you roody poos my word that I'll be back.

>>683048991
Kid I'm 26 and live with my wife and kid. Try again.

>>683048073
yea and im high as shit too, shes pretty drunk but still wakes up when i try to take off the sheets

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>>683049113

>>683046848
>>Clean your fucking room!
wow gud investagayte ing!!!11 fuck you cant even see past nkd ginge
PS1 on floor
avg 90s mattress, carpet, chair and blankets
possible VHS in top right corner

>>683048930
what the fuck did I just google?

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>>683049204

>>683042907
i wish i had a pic but here is a story

>girl i used to date calls me
>she's wasted drunk and the bar won't let her leave without escort or sobering up
>for some reason (that i never found out) she didn't/couldn't call her fiance
>walk to bar and pick her up
>have to halfway carry her back to my apartment
>the second she lays down on my bed she is unconscious
>strip off her clothes
>pull down her underwear
>goddammit, she's got a pad on
>fuck it, i'm horny
>fuck her
>she barely moves
>finish up and put as much of her clothes back on her as i can
>her phone starts ringing
>switch off the ringer
>it's still vibrating like crazy
>cannot sleep because of it
>try to bury the phone under the pillow
>accidentally answer the call
>it's her fiance, i guess
>he's screaming into the phone
>"where are you?!! what the fuck are you doing?" etc.
>he finally hangs up
>battery dies
>in the morning, make her coffee and put her in a taxi
>she gave me a hug thanked me for letting her crash at my place before she got in the cab

we are still friends

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>>683049001
fucking shit, I have to go to a kid's bar mitzvah tomorrow. how about Sunday then?

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http://www.voyeurperversion.com/151-House-toilet-hidden-cam.html

>>683049339
not that I believe this horshit story, not sure you would even lie about this on the internet but i'll bite, exactly how small is your dick for her to not notice that you fucked her?

>>683047764
u a toddler?

>>683049496
If it seriously means that much to you I will post a picture of my kitchen on Sunday at 11am est... Ya weirdo.

>>683046769
I thought we agreed to forget about that?

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>>683049203
what the fuck does this have to do with kitchens...? i think you're in the wrong thread...

>>683049784
I will set an alarm. Hopefully there arent a lot of other kitchen posts on Sunday at 11am ET.

>>683049880
dat bread box 10/10

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>>683049759
how do you know she didn't notice? maybe she was just too hungover to care.

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>>683049880
8/10 would make lasagne in, also best pic of kitchen i have on me currently, sadly its all i have

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>>683049113

26 year old calling someone a kid, that shit is golden!

>>683047246
wtf is this a snake vagina?

>>683047764
18-year-old spotted.

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>>683044787

>>683050060
We had one when I was a kid and there was always fresh bread in there when you opened it.

So when I was an adult, I got one and the first time I went to use it and opened it up, the entire loaf was mold. Like just a bread bag with a loaf of mold. I nearly yorked.

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>>683050175

>>683049880
my bedroom is next to the kitchen

>>683047971
Your nyan is very kawaii

>>683050164
too hungover to care that she was raped? y would you even tell this bullshit story on the internet to make yourself look cool anonomously to strangers? for your sake if you are over the age of 12 you are really a pathetic cunt

>>683050510
I have no idea what that means, but I think its a compliment, so thank you.

>>683050510
kill yourself

>>683050282
i want to boil a bunch of sweet corn in that big pot

>>683050282
What a cookie cutter design of a kitchen.

>>683050687
Why so tsundere, Anon-kun?

>>683050224
I call everyone kid, even when they're older then me. Prepping for my 70s. I've already got my old person catchphrase picked out and have been an angry cane waving practitioner since I was 3.

-started working at firestone
-met hot girl
-beta ass flirting
-must fuck
-what do?
-other than not be a nigger kitchen faggot???

>>683050836
Cool. Great job on having a designer kitchen

>>683050550
No one cares if she was. If she was, she'd just be digging for attention.

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>>683046330
I am still getting used to this, I reply to my own post so its easy to follow

>>683050908
>then

>>683050282
Are you trailer trash? No offense, just curious.

>>683051037
shut up, faggot

>lel beta what do nigger meme dashes look at how /bee/ I am kekek

negative

>>683051142
Yes, that's why someone else pointed out that it was a cookie-cutter kitchen.

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>>683051109
Yfw

I would give anything to see Gary Mitchell's kitchen.

>>683051068
>digging for attention

nigger she was raped

>>683051142
Trailer?

No, ma'm.

>>683050550
>bullshit story
i'm glad you think it's a bullshit story.

it makes it less likely that anyone would believe her if she told anyone.

>>683051142
Are you a retarded nigger? No offense, just curious

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>>683051109
Well played, I missed thay typo. Have a gold star.

>>683051293
No way, really? If so, they're starting to be able to emulate real house interiors fairly well.

>>683051142
since you said no offense none taken

>>683043419
you raped her.
thanks for the EVIDENCE!

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>>683051383

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>>683045210

This is moar appropriate
NICE BAIT MATE

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>>683051363
which goes back to my original point, you got a tiny cock, so small she did not even notice that it was inside of her

>>683051363
if alcohol was involved, it wasn't rape. when a drunk driver runs over a kid, they don't call it first degree murder right? this guy gets it

>>683051333
And your point is?

It doesn't matter at all. It would have been exactly the same as if she consented to sex. It's not a big deal. She would just use it as a leveraging tool to dig for attention afterwards.

>>683051616
don't care. still got laid

>>683046769
Whats the story of that picture ?

where are you wendi?!

>>683051751
Too soob faggot

>>683051540
wholly fucking shit nigga. you just made this my best day on 4chan for that. thanks anon. you're good people

>>683051333
BRAND NEW PLAYER ALERT

>>683051715
you didnt get laid, you laid. you fucked an almost lifeless body that did no work.

dont get me wrong, I'd do it too and have and currently do to my gf when I can, nothing wrong with it.

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>>683051142
Here's the trailer

>>683051616
this is right up there with a 'your mom' joke.
really? you're on this website and you can't come up with better?
iamdisappoint.jpg

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So much rage over fucking kitchens.

>>683051987
Nice, a double-wide.

>>683051855
KEK

Im making a official bait one atm

Thank you anon

>>683051904
>nothing wrong with it

you fuck your passed out gf, he fucked someones passed out fiance

>>683052110
just like my girlfriend

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I like this one a lot !

>>683052419
YOU ARE IN THE WRONG THREAD ASSHOLE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT KITCHENS FUCK OFF

>>683052419
a photo for ants?

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Is this a kitchen thread now?

>>683051987
That looks like something from Utah

>>683052106
>doesn't post kitchen
>obviously poor white trash

why don't you cook some ramen in your toaster oven faggot?

>>683052663
good size, maybe could modernize the look a little bit. What country do you live in?

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>>683051804
Of all the furry pictures to spam this one isn't even lewd.

>>683052373
she called him. obviously was asking for it

>>683052858
I already posted mine dipshit.

>>683052989
Louisiana. House is ~100 years old.

>>683053189
Cool. My house is old, built in the late 20s. Decent size, but the kitchen is small as shit. sucks.

>>683053408
good man. I'm sure he's got a great kitchen at his home.

>>683053408
>russians

kek

>>683052663
are those cabinets mahogany??? no way.

>>683053408
jesus christ

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>>683053354
I live in the nice part of town, just took this picture sitting on my front porch.

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>>683053114
Do you know the history of that image? It's just a meme

>>683053408
watched to the end and no kitchen whatsoever.

a minute of my life that i'm never getting back...

>>683053768
I was just in New Orleans a couple weeks ago for a bachelor party. shit was great

>>683053768
I can see the humidity

>>683053189
300+ masterrace here

>>683054189
Sounds too old. Post picture of kitchen.

>>683054350
kitchen or gtfo

>>683053994
Word. Fun city to visit. Has its issues, that's for sure, but it's fun.

>>683054350
Probably an iron stove

>>683054350
Dont have a pic with me, in Class right now. Also, it isn't in America, it's in sweden

>>683054572
Well no shit it isnt in America, otherwise it would be a fucking tee-pee or a mud hut.

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>>683052663

What in the actual fuck /b/? I finally found a passed out/sleeping thread and i see this kitchen shit. Can you do anything right? Kill yourselfs

>>683053696
>>683053696
что такого смешного, еблан

>>683051540
HOLY KEK

>>683054754
Use google translate or leave

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>>683054703
the door is right over there nigger, kitchen or GTFO

>>683054942
>>683054942
translation: what's so funny, dickhead

>>683054754
>что такого смешного, еблан
それはとても面白いです、eblan

>>683054754
Смешно же. Русня как всегда, хуже животных

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>>683055238
type this shit in english. this isn't a international site, it's from america goddamnit. your not cool because you know a lesser language

>>683055158
dude, i fucked her few months back

>>683055571
uckfay uoyay

Wake the FUCK up thread!!!!! Moar!!!!!!!!!!

>>683055854
Shut the fuck up. You from cali??

>>683055571
ooga booga