>>683023941
I don't really feel bad since it is my bday

>>683023941
anyone even makes a roll i will take off some sheets

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listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds gets wild after midnight

>>683023941
Was my birthday the first have a good one man kiss her pussy

>>683025581
shes still not really sleeping, i went to remove the sheets and she woke up a little, soo bored just doing rips

>>683025198
I will try putting this music on in the background, i doubt it will have any effect but I do love the movie

>>683025018
will do my best!

>>683025783
take off her clothes anyways you pussy

>>683025997
shes naked under the sheets, she was drunk enough to convince to sleep nekid

>>683025783
I have a stash of hash I'm about to puff on. Keep ripping

>>683026185
I got a lot of decent bud but I cannot really smoke while doing rips, kinda going out of my mind here

>>683026134
take the sheets off anyways you pussy

>>683026625
operation lift sheets underway

Rape her

Stick it in her butt

How bout wake her up and go bang, or do something together instead of sitting here trying to do this preteen "i've never seen boobs before so I gotta wait til she's asleep to see them" shit.

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>>683023941
a little confidence booster first

>>683025942
Thanks anon

>>683027856
i can, but thats too easy

Lagunitas IPA op

>>683028218
Yet taking a blanket off is difficult? gtfo

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>>683028376
your right, not too hard

>>683029404
Now get some op

>>683029404
im pretty high on the coke right now, Ill take some celias but this is more of a rush right now

>>683029404
Cock in mouth.

Pull down her jaw and stuff a stiffy in there. Don't gag, just feel the rush of it.

>>683030377
Dubs demand a sacrifice!

>>683030377
yea just took a pill, going to do a few more rips before rudely waking her up, im just so high right now

>>683030753
I guess i got to do, what i got to do

>>683030759
Sweet one dude, I'm chilling on speed myself and can totally get behind ya on this

>>683031076
I prefer speed, its clean like coke but without the urge of doing rips every 10 minuets, Im trying to get hard but all I care about it another rip

>>683031308
come on I took two cialis too

post the pics b'day bro

>>683029404
Different pillow than the original image lol

>>683031308
Coke is a bitch, I'd recommend donkin a shot of coke in warm water. Speed is a more mellow high, but shrinkage is a prob.
Make sure you get your dick wet in her mouth or spit beforeyou get in that pussy, friction is a bitch and dead giveaway for next morning.

Eat that pussy man!!! then stick it in! hard!

>>683031796
need a time stamp?

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mfw the two pics have different pillows and in the second pic the girl doesn't have the earnings from the first

piss in jar, and pour it on her crotch. Make her think she peed if she wakes up.

>>683031802
I think shes expecting it? I told her to get naked before going to bed, but yea I am struggling right now and I am almost out of rips

Speedbro here again, try powdering up your knob before sticking it in. Will make you go nuts!

>>683028100
5191 2801 7831 1987?

245

anyone got the exp or name from the imprint?

>>683032725
Fucking lol

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>>683032087
not so good with close ups

>>683032725
im kinda broke anyways, but your kinda being a buzz kill here

>>683033110
don't be a dumb nigger then. i don't give a fuck about you lolz.

>>683033188
yea true, I guess this is enough drunk posting for me for the night

>>683033335
kill yourself.

>>683033591
too bad i lack a webcam for streaming

ass spread

>>683033741
the fact that you think anyone would even want to see you kill yourself is indicator enough as to how desperate you are.

last legs etc. kill yourself. no display, no ritual, just march out to the woods and open yourself to nature. nigger faggot.

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Awwwh, damn bro, too bad your buzz went away :( You have a nice bday present over there, so try and enjoy it if you can. The thought of actually having a chance at something like that is really enticing on itself, but you basically have a choice for yourself and yourself only: do you want to use your power?

Anyway, its alright if ya don't feel like posting the BJ, but I'm happy for ya. I don't know anything about you, only that I can empathise because up north we have a good time.

Enjoy yourself some sleeping pussycat, and happy birthday bro, wherever you are.

>>683034660
stop talking to yourself.

>>683034660
> samefagging this hard

>>683034607
Lol I don't. Great life, and a good day. Why so angry /bro I can always lie to you if it will make you feel better

>>683034660
>>683035084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

>>683034660
lol thanks /bro, its appreciated

>>683035308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

>>683035144
Mash theme? you must be an old fag

>>683035404
nigger faggot.

>>683035461
Lol dude, I am far as nigger as you could get. I grew up without culture

>>683035308
Also as a last little tip: TAKE HIGH QUALITY video with a mobile so you can experience it vividly later. Anything at all you can record is all good.

I'mma take a hit, a snort and a hallelujah right now and get on!

>>683035856
thanks and will do, I dont think she would notice a camera set up, just got to sober up a little first....whiskey/coke dick

>>683032725
No.

5121 5301 1839 1967
CVC - 245
Name - (from experience) it doesn't matter
Exp. date - ???

>>683036353
I can take another pic as a hint

>>683036353
and yea, i think your right. name doesnt matter

>>683036662

Do it.
What's the credit limit on it? Pic with proof please.

>>683037011
15k I think, since you got dubs I guess I will have too