Yes.

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>>683010419
only in the fall, and if they squeezed it

>>683010419
Only if you're a huge sissy

>>683010806
So if I go to the bar and order apple cider, do I look like a fag?

>>683011568
100%

>>683011652
elaborate, faggot

>>683011568
i think so
protip: they only have cider on the menu for profiling purposes, the same reason they have an elton john record in the jukebox

>>683010419
why wouldn't it be?

Scrumpy.
Straight from the flagon.

>>683011799
But I've never seen chicks drink that shit. Who drinks it anyway?

>>683010419
Only Dicken's Cider.

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>>683012144
faggots, obviously

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Bitch please, I'm drinking cider right now!

>>683011799
elton john is amazing

>>683012578
would you drink it in public?

>>683012725
Cider is a posh man's drink, so yes!

>>683010419
Anyone who cares about that is not really a man though.

>>683013001
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>>683012875
>Cider is a gay man's drink
ftfy

>>683010419
Jesus Christ is that Danzig?

I drink apple cider on new years. Shit is good mane

>>683010419
cider is poison...do not drink

only if you're like 60.

>>683013001
I know nothing about it, tasted it for the first time tonight. I liked it but it does taste like a chick's drink.

>>683013173
yeah, ikr

>>683013592
>I liked it but it does taste like a chick's drink.
You like it but it tastes like a chicks' drink? Does that mean you can't drink it? Not very manly of you.

Men do whatever the fuck they want. The rest are sissies and women.

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In the form of a black velvet, yes.

>>683013846
Some men want to suck cock and they suck cock. Is that manly of them?

Woodchucks ftw

>>683014044
Checkmate.

No but really, the point is that anyone who decides not to do something because of the opinions of others is a pussy. Drinking cider is often seen as a non-manly thing to do and those drinking it are ridiculed which is.. ridiculous in itself, but letting them decide your actions by conforming to the norm just because it is the norm, is simply pathetic.

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>POSTING IN EPIC THREAD

>>683010419
Cider hard as diamonds

>>683010419
It's ok for men to drink whatever the fuck we want, because we're men.

>>683014346
That's not cider, it's water, alcohol, and flavoring. Like mike's hard lemonade or those shitty smirnoff drinks.

>>683015072
Then order horse cum next time you go out, faggot. See how that turns out.

Enough with the "men can't be criticized" argument, it's just not true.

Didnt know that drinks were gender specific

>>683012578
washing down the cum?

>>683015816
That would be a valid argument if cider tasted like horse cum. The taste is rarely the reason why men don't drink cider.

>>683015822
Of course they are. What are you, a fuckin feminist?

>>683010419
If they want to inevitably vomit once they're drunk because of all the sugar.

>>683016140
Yes.

>>683010419
a man wouldn't ask if it was okay.

>caring what other people think about you

Stay beta, faggots. I'll be busy not giving a fuck.

>>683016262
this, a man would already know cider is for faggots

>>683016010
What's the reason then?

>>683016568
Peer pressure.

>>683016688
and where does it originate from?

>>683017010
/b/ros trying to keep their friends from becoming fagots

>>683017114
You're not answering. What makes cider faggoty if it's not the taste?

>>683015816
Men can be criticized, but real men don't give a fuck about criticism.

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Who the fuck cares? If you're a grown ass man, drink whatever the fuck you want.

>>683017010
Probably from something ridiculous like women liking cider, so it can't be a real mans drink. Who knows? Can you say why men shouldn't drink cider, other than "it's a faggots drink"?

>>683010419
I do, but I have a good reason, apart from deliciousness.

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Men drink whatever the fuck they wanna drink and don't give a fuck about other people.

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>>683016192
This.

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>>683017763
Ok, faggot

>>683017707
>a good reason
you have a vagina? or a feminine penis?

>>683016248
Time stamp with fist in pooper.

>>683018493
Gluten will literally kill me m80, Autoimmune badness.

>>683010419
Cider used to be THE american drink until prohibition. Fun fact: people didn't used to eat apples that much, but once prohibition happened, the first places they targeted were apples farms since most apples were grown for cider. that's why they started growing edible apples and trying to say apples were good for you. "apple a day" After prohibition ended, it just never became popular again.

>>683019120
so feminine penis?
just taking the piss m8,

>>683019120
Yea, humans should be living to 300 years old but we've been eating all this poisonous bread and milk for centuries.

>>683019465
I don't think that's true.

>>683019122
Upstate New Yorker here

Apples are good. You like apples and will buy apples. You should eat more than an apple a day. Especially New York apples
Apples and maple.

>>683019120
infect yourself with hookworms, i hear it cures that shit.

>>683019120
I bet you're happy about the gluten free fad then?
People actually give a shit now.

>>683019880
Sorry, Minnesota here. We made a far superior apple, the Honeycrisp.

In the same way that its ok for men to suck cock.

>>683020022
It doesn't, pretty sure AIDS would cure it, but then I'd have AIDS.

>>683019880
Ayy "Upstate" New Yorker here
>Rockland is considered upstate by cityfags
Apples are great

>>683020119
Nah, the fad is pissing me off, everyone who made gluten free food before has hiked the price up because trendy hipster wankers think it'll benefeit them if they don't have Coeliac/celiac or an allergy.

Is it ok for men to MAKE cider? I made a premium beer, rasberry and lime cider and old style ginger beer (alcoholic of course.)

60L of fun in my keg fridge.

>>683020194
Glens falls here. Our claim to fame is the meme with that kid wearing the lake George shirt. And apples.

>>683020346
My mum is coeliac so i know what you mean, but surely the fad has greatly increased demand, and as such supply of GF foods. Wouldn't it make it easier for you now? Now every restarunt has GF listed on the menu.

>>683020489
see
>>683010806

>>683010806
Well, it's autumn here in the southern hemisphere. And I squeezed the ingredients out of the packet so I'll take that as a yes.

>>683020346
But more people make gluten free food.

Peanut allergy here. People seem more aware now. I always assumed it would be more convenient these days if I couldn't have gluten, but that people would assume I was one of the fad people.

>>683010419
only if you're a pathetic manlet that enjoys getting knocked out on the weekends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw

>>683020701
There's more choice, but a lot of places really put prices up for things once they're labelled GF, even if they didn't have gluten in them to begin with.

Pretty much the only people who aren't dicks about it are asian food places.

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thank you for making this thread

>>683020899
Oh, Celiac is way more convenient than peanut allergy, it's not like I need to carry around an epi-pen and fear for my life every time I bite into a new food.

I just can't drink beer. First world problems.

>>683021224
It's not that big of a deal really. I've had a peanut allergy since my mom was pregnant, I haven't had a reaction since then. I'm 23. I don't know what I'm missing.

>>683011568
stop being a faggot and order dry mead instead

>>683021224
In Australia we have several gluten free beers. But my mum who is coeliac seems to be fine on ciders and wine which are about the only joy from life she gets now her eyes are fucked from her years of non diagnosis and meds.