Bring a knife

>>683007051
I dont want to go to jail

>>683006940
Outnumber him

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>>683007193
Fight dirty.

* Bring sand to throw.
* Target eyes, throat etc.
* Target painful areas: nose, shin etc.

And there is one, final teqnique I will impart to thee: The solar plexus insertion move.

Punch solar plexus as hard as you can and shove your hand down his throat. It is quite hard to fight with a hand there.

And if all fails? Well, that's why you brought chlorine bomb.

Pic unrelated.

>>683007560
Have no one to fight with just gonna be 1v1 hopefully

Chalk powder on face, punch in jaw as hard u can

Done, you faggot

>>683008111
Also check em

Pick up anything hard. Use as a weapon.

>>683006940
Outgun him. Bring a hockey-stick. Thats how I got rid of my bullies.

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Believe in the tecnique, remember the words of your elders

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>>683007815
pocket sand you say?

>>683006940
Get good at sucking dick. Because if he's got strength and experience you're good as done. Plus if he's remotely tough dirty fighting won't phase him enough to make a difference. It'll only make him mad, which will encourage him to hurt you more. Or use the Penn Gillette method and poor a milkshake on your head, he'll think you're too retarded to hit.

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just ignore him until he goes away

check em

>>683008314
As an ex-bully I would shoved it in your ass Vlad the impaler style. Send a message to the others.

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>>683007815
what the fuck kind of autistic school shooter answer is this

Honestly, from experience: have fun. Laugh in his face. You don't need to swing once just make sure he doesn't connect. And if he does, keep laughing. I've won several fights without throwing a single punch, because the crowd laughed him down. And I still got laid.

eyes throat solar plexus groin shin. any order works. hit them hard, one of those places will always be open

>>683009762
Kinda hard to do that when your on the ground crying for mommy.

Then I broke a table for good measure. I had planned the whole thing just so people would stop fucking with me. The table was the only thing I didn't have planned.

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bring friends

>>683010229
The desperate kind.

YOU WANA BE A BITCH?
sweep his legs from under him

>>683006940
>how do I win a fight
Don't fight
/thread

Silently hand-screw plywood over the windows of his parent(s)'s house and burn that/those fucker(s) down.

His vital points will be exposed once you deal with the adds.

Fight very conservative

Well. Honestly from a guy who used to fight a lot, the trick is to finish it fast. Aim for the chin and stand in there and take one to give one. You don't have to be super strong to knock someone out, just accurate.

>>683011128
>You're a fucking communist, you socialist bastard

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>>683010232
>be on 4chan
>laughing at someone that wants to kick your ass
>won
>a physical
>argument
>by fucking laughing
You're full of shit

Anon is become Little Mac, destroyer of mungos

>>683010472
Yeah, nah. You wouldn't have been the first guy we roughed up. By grade 10 we damn near had a mafia. Extorted students for whatever we wanted, had some teachers blackmailed, got 3 fired, drank in class, ran protection for the rich kids so they'd buy us pizza for lunch, and a whole smuggling ring for booze at parties (remember 16 at that time). We had quite a racket going. Hell by grade 12 we even would bully out the teachers and ran the dances and grad, charged entry and kept the money. Those were the good days.

>>683011470
>>683010232
He probably thought he was retarded and not worth the effort.

>>683011525
You're full of shit

>>683011634
kek

>>683010743
This just reminded me of the dojo scene from Napoleon Dynamite

>>683010995
Bingo

>>683011525
And now you work at MickyD like every other uneducated nigger

Peaking at High School must suck

Punch first, be fast and accurate, quick uppercut to the chin gets them every time.

>>683011525
Hmm. You seem to be of a different caliber than those I have.

I'm usually able to scare them off with words. But I swear they are getting bolder.

>>683011749
Unfortunately no. It's all true. I remember we used the money from the Easter dance to rent a limo loaded with liquor for grad and ended up using to drive a city over and get McDonalds.... That's a long story

>>683011634
Oh, it's complete bullshit. I just wanna see someone get murdered. You can't win.

>>683011907
That happens sometimes if they're getting bolder sometimes avoidance is the best solution. Just try hard to not be a target. Most of the guys we would go after usually gave us some sort of reason to... Like acting odd, or dressing weird, or just being annoying.

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Never show up to a "fair fight."

Shoot the son of a bitch.