can i get a fortune for Cheyenne?

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heres your bump

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>>683006292
morning rey, hows things

hmmm... roll. this is superlurk

superlurk got double dubs>>683006292
anything for that?

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>>683006674
>>683006793
Got a question for the tarot? I'll give you four card reading in honor of two times two.

>>683006389
>Cheyenne has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "21".

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>open front door
>fucking giant package
>wont fit through door
>open sesame
>my new legionary shit
My day has been grand. How about yours?

>>683007191
time to hide in my cave for another year

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bump

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>>683006593
>>683007329
Doing great! New opportunities just opened up for me today, so I'm pretty hyped. Everything seems to be coming together right now.

I'm extremely early this time, success.

How's everyone doing?

-Sweet Roll

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>>683007458
Sorry about that. As a consolation, how about you ask a question and I draw one card for you? It's enough to get a vague omen, at least!

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>>683008200
Well, its slow today so you might be lucky.

I'm doing great. Got some swords and finished the first half of inFamous 2

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>>683009047
Now here's a guy who knows what's up.

>>683007924
oh, that's awesome! What kind of opportunities O:? goodluck with them

hate to see trump on that guy

saved

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My Legion shit

~Bell

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>>683009285
Always.

>>683009506
Making money off of art opportunities. It seems I might be able to make this NEET lifestyle work after all.

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>>683009952
nice

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>>683009952
Where's the armor you dumbo?

>>682009952

Nice, what do you use it for?

-Sweet Roll

>>683008775
>>683010500

>*sweating nervously*

-Sweet Roll

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>>683010500
So i think we just realised who the illegal alien is..

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>>683010470
>picks up Marisa

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>>683011052
Waah~
>squirms around in Reimu's hold
W-Whats up~?

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>>683011523
>rubs cheeks with Marisa and holds tight
Nothing, just saying hi!

Now, lets not jump to conclusions, I am most certainly a human, a normal human, like any other human

(and to some degree I expected
that I was going to be the Lucky 12th Caller)

-Sweet Roll

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what happen to alice poster here?

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>>683011638
I-I don't mind that... at all~
>blushes slightly
You silly shrines maiden..

>>683011962
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT AN ALIEN WOULD SAY!

>>683012273
Shes not here every single day (or shes on later during the day)

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>>683012273
She should be busy doing her own thread right now. If not, I don't know.

>>683012364
Mm.. I didn't think it was that silly.
>examines Marisa's legs carefully

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Quiet night...

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>>683013031
Not as quiet as the love i got for y-
That doesn't quite work...
>sits back down to rethink her wordplays

>>683012694
Aah.. W-What are you doing..?
>looks around the shrine embarrassed
Oh.. n-nones around..

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>>683013031
yep

>>683012364

>sweating intensifies

Exactly! an alien would say that, so if I do say it like that, they would think I am 'fooling around'

-Sweet Roll

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>>683010470
I havn't ordered it yet. It's pretty expensive, so ill have to wait a while.

>>683011962
>normal
NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>683013336
Damn right.
>smoooooch

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>>683013715
>s-smooch~
A-Ahn.. P-People are coming in Reimu..

>>683013700
By pretending to be the alien you think i'd see you as "Too easy so it couldn't possibly be right" WELL YOUR WRONG.
Aliens are smart enough to disguise themselves as themselves! you fkn xeno! Where is Heresy-chan when you need him!

>>683013708
Money<Passions
Go broke

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>>683014237
Would you cuddle with a 10/10 cute skellington who just wants to feel a human touch again just once?

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>alice posting 3dpd

smh

>>683013708

>sweating maximum

I did not mean to frighten or offend you, if humans are supposed to not be normal, then I am not normal.

-Sweet Roll

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boo thread i say

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>>683014417
Alice isn't here, dummy. You really think someone has the time to be both of us?

>>683014360
Ah... but... but...

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>>683014676
both of what?

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>>683014237
>spooky scary skeletons

>>683014360
I am broke.

>>683014458
Its ok. I'm not frightened!

>>683014509
BOO!
Did I spook you?

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>>683014752
Alice and Reimu. Why'd you call me Alice?

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>>683014842
You're pretty much the third coming, but your threads are slow and disappointing.

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>>683014368
...yes
>>683014509
boo to you too

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>>683014951
Oh, right. Well, I'm not trying to be her. I'll have fun whether a lot of people come or not.

>>683014360

>Sweating overload

Well.. uh.. check out these dubs! as a human would say, dubs will prove that I am human!

-Sweet Roll

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>>683014842
some idiot linked this as an alice thread in a third party board

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Damnit!
MY fault!
I thought Alice2 was here.
Well I'm just going to trawl through every fetid corner till I find her.

Er... let's just say there were multiple Alices, doing the same thing you are, and I'm like one of the many filthy scribes who chart the history and mayhem that is avatarfag circlejerking.

There is you, there was Alice 2, Haikus... the fortune/advice thing sorta gets handed amongst generations.

Now tell me my fortune!

>>683015172
Well, is not my fault I'm dumb, is the alcohol.

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>>683015172
I can probably think of a couple of idiots it could be. This has nothing to do with that other than that she shows up every now and then.

Leave Alice^2 alone- she isn't the root of all evil.

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>>683015258
>Daft Punk ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "30".
It seems the gods liked my nickname for you. Congratulations!

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>>683015268
Sorry to bother, won't happen again. @_@

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>>683015258
it's cool bro

maybe we can take these over if they don't get banned too hard

good recon

>>683015268
>she

no wai you know that asshat?

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>>683014676
L-Look at all the people..!!
You're going to have to take care of all of them~

>>683015082
>glares menacingly

>>683014769
There is something less than broke though

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>>683006292
Oh hello there

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>>683015543
I do. She's a friend, but I like to stay out of her past since it's all hearsay and conjecture.

>>683015608
You're kidding, right? The only people here are looking for Alice. Screw that.

>takes Marisa to hidden futon
I'll decide who it's time to take care of.

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>>683015995
like how he lied about being a girl

and being burned in a house fire?

those things?

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I've visited a few planets outside of this Solar System, and none of them had any inhabitants.
Why do you think this is?
I had a rather vivid thought, not a dream, but I actually thought it was happening, and had happened, for a little bit.
This is what occured in my thought.
I went to one nice planet, it was chiller than Earth, and had very few craters. I was planning on making some bacteria or something. Adrian was there. I mentioned that he shouldn't be able to survive on the planet, seeing as the atmosphere did not have enough Oxygen, and he said "Well, maybe I'm just not a cocksucking blueberry like you."
...
I told him that his haircut looked like a stupid fucking mound of peanut butter, and he got mad. Right as I was about to try and create some microorganisms, Veidt shot me with an odd gun he had made (something like the S.Q.U.I.D tech), removing my Intrinsic Field. (It didn't work the first time, and didn't work when he tried it on Earth.)
Then, I was in some sort of void, and Bubastus was there. She could talk, I don't know why, and she told me that creating another being like myself would be a good idea.
...
I reformed myself, told Adrian that he was a little fucker, and tried to make another one of me. I ended up bringing back the people that Adrian had poisoned and disposed of with his I.F Subtractor, but they weren't human, just screaming mounds of flesh. I blew them up because they looked like they were really suffering.
Then Adrian got scared and literally pissed his pants.
...
I don't know what it all meant.

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>>683016214
Lemme ask you this. How would I, the Shrine Maiden of Paradise, ever know if any of that was true or not?

It's not like I can confirm it, so who cares.

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time to get the popcorn

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>>683016214
Wrong thread for that, mate.

>>683016420
>Shrine Maiden of Paradise
That's possibly worse than me calling myself #The Legend

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>>683015442
Written it down on a sticky note so I won't forget.

Came here because I also felt absolutely horrible. Normally I would be posting blind drunk. 2sad2drink, 2sad4bed, just nice enough to post in fortune bread.

>>683015416
No, but she is the captain of a meglodeath space station that hosts many, many pods of mechaneko murdermachines.

That is pretty evil tho.

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>>683015995
Ah.. okay.. lead the way~!

>>683016214
I agree with Reimu on this one, Lies or not it doesn't matter

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>>683016557
I didn't make up the title. Go smack ZUN-kun.

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>>683016420
>the Shrine Maiden of Paradise

is that your steam name?

sorry i don't have namesink loaded

do you have a really obnoxious name rn?

>>683016557
why?

there is never a wrong thread

FOR THAT

>>683016666
pretty confirmed hear say tbh

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>>683016716
Point him out, and it shall be done. I love bopping silly field mice on the head.

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>>683016652
Perfect mood to be here. I won't hold it against you since you say it was a mistake.

>>683016666
>6 + 666
Marisa, you win! Ask a question for the tarot!

>mumbles
Was gonna make out with ya but fortune telling awaits!

>>683007191
Oh my God... Your socks are incredible...

>>683015608

>sweating beyond measure

well, it seems there is no convincing anyone

-Sweet Roll

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I wanna kiss Remis feets

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>>683016898
see >>683016716

My name is Reimu.

>>683016911
>1) Go to Japan.
>2) Find the most drunkest Japanese man in his 30's... or has he hit the big 4 yet?
>3) smack away
>4) Tell him to stop adding newhous because Reimu has a hard time keeping up with all of their names.

>>683016214
You think someone would just do that- Just go on the internet and lie?

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>>683015608
Like Bankrupt?
I got that in Monopoly

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>>683017044
Tbh, if it was Alice2, I would've posted absolute nonsense, yelling 'TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE. FROM THE DIRT WE CAME, DIRT WE WILL RETURN' and try to summon old eldritch horrors of breads before time.

Err... got any advice on how not to feel like shit?

>>683017531
Man the fuck up- and fake a smile for the camera

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>>683017531
The first step is analyzing why you feel like shit to begin with. Why do you think that might be?

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HERP THE UNHERPABLE
DERP THE UNDERPBABLE
HERP
DERP HURDAHURRDURRR

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>>683017044
Okay, my question is "Should i change"

I'll eagerly await your response~

>>683017179
You can convince me by removing that guard helmet of yours and show your true face you scum!

>>683016898
You're sitting on an anonymous board expecting somene to take you seriously and tell you only truth, I don't know man but i can tell you this. I once slayed a dragon.

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>>683017531
I feel less like shit now that I'm on some damn fine medication. Also, faking being a very confident, outgoing, not insane person works too. Try that, do it long enough, and you'll start to be the person you're pretending to be after a bit. For the most part.

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>>683017224
Remilia's?

I mean, if there's anyone who'd be into that, it's her.

>>683017095
Are you the same guy who always says that?

>>683017976
Oh, go get kidnapped you fuck

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>>683017803
I got kicked out of the local community radio show because I was literally 'too auts for an 80s themed radio show that only pulled in 12 people as audience'. However, they didn't tell me straight as the kind anon above you, but rather waited for a week and got a word from the manager of the youth club saying 'Yeah, he wants to restructure the show how it was, you shouldn't come this day'.

Plus cats pissed on my backpack.
It reeks.

...fucking loved my backpack.
Tried to clean it but you know, nothing removes cat piss. Thought I'd blast it with fabric cleaner before taking my docs into the office, nope, stunk the place out. Great shame, wanted to commit sudoku.


Oh yeah, and didn't come up with my own radio show in time, dude thought I had the idea by Friday. Oh well.

Have Hex lewds

>>683018324
Nah, can't, my problems aren't that huge to say that I have to fake being normal. I'm just fucking awkward. I just need a slap over the head, really.

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>>683006292
Is this you?

>>683018447
Yes. I can't help it. You astound me.

>>683018324
This, and that idea for the most part is pretty Nito. Otherwise try and find what makes you specifically happy in your spare time, music, creativity, drugs or fucking bitches but just don't overthink what time you may not have.

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>>683018555
Check'd

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>>683017095
Her socks are barely visible in that picture. I don't hate you for that, it just seems illogical that socks could be considered 'incredible' when hardly even seen. That is why it if fetishposting. I don't consider it shitposting, just illogicalposting.
>>683018447
Make this Anon donate a million dollars if he wants your socks.
>>683018555
Checked.

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>>683018555
ALOLOLO HE MAD WHOA LOOKOUT WE GOT A BADASS HERE MISTER ANON LEGUN BEHIND HIS 7 PROXYS O SHI...FAGET

>>683018846
Errytime Isabella ;)

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Where is the Alice thread?

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>>683019012
>Assuming caps lock is cruise control for cool

>>683019149
Ask alice

>>683018947
Well I've seen much better shots before. I am literally obsessed with her socks.

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>>683019149
should have been up 2 hours ago

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>>683018706
If that's it, then get some friends that'll help you with your problems.

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>>683019231
>>683019231
well.. it is

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>>683018309
>Question: Should Marisa change?
>Method: Reimu's Mini Celtic Cross

>The Moon
>Ruler of Flux and Reflux
Upright - Imagination. Dreams and psychic impressions. Sometimes psychic work. Illusions. Inability to see things clearly sometimes resulting in personal depression. Sometimes signifies fiction writing or acting, particularly work in the entertainment industry. Losing control of one's daily life. The unconscious mind.

This is you, right now.

>King of Wands
>Prince of the Chariot of Fire
Upright - A charming, responsible, loyal, entertaining, witty, honest, conscientious and generous person. A lover of the home and family life. A very passionate and virile man who is good at moral support and encouragement. When pushed or provoked he acts without hesitation, but can sometimes find this hard as he can often see both sides of an argument.

This too.

>Princess of Pentacles
>Princess of the Echoing Hills
>Ill Dignified

Ill Dignified or Reversed - A person with no sense of humour and full of his own importance. A person who enjoys the power he wields over those below him. Depending upon the surrounding cards there may be some unwelcome news concerning monetary matters.

And that's what you would become if you changed! Doesn't sound good, does it? Never change, Marisa~

>>683019404
Even with cruise control you still have to steer. Take you shitposting elsewhere- in fact: keep it here. I ain't got shit to do anyway.

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>>683019149
I've been looking for that shit for like 3 hours, man. Pretty sure I'm gonna walk away disappointed, and you probably will too.

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>>683019520
>>683019392
HOLD SHIFT
POST SHIT

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>>683019285
Where is she?

>>683019385
What happened?

>>683019527
You too huh? Well we can be disappointed together.