>>683003873
Here's their secrets: they're fat losers who are way to into Harry Potter

>>683004689
>Catalog
tut tut, it seems you have much to learn. Lady Nessa and Prince Caroline are here to feel the soul of the earth

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perhaps my mortal form is more akin to your mundane views

or are these mundane humans do not offer the stimulation that thine lady and I supply?

>>683005900
Why are you so fat? Cookie addict?

>>683006870
figures, mundane men ask such foolish questions, I am fluffy and all the more cutes do to this

>>683007126
"Fluff" doesn't consist of fatty acids nor does it jiggle

What the hell is going on here?

>>683003873
conjure up a sensible diet and exercise plan

>>683007510
I am stuffed with fluff and puff and it fills me out in the most sensual way I say

>>683007952
your tattle and prattle bores me

>>683008026
then don't read it homo

>>683008169
homo? * giggles* are thine not? I am genderqueer, sexuality for us witches is a vast ocean

>>683008377
i miss the old /b/

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>>683008561
well meet the new ME

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>>683008698
I don't know why, but i found this funny.

>>683007966

I hope you realize that "fluff and puff" is clogging your cardiovascular system, but since you cant seem to get that through your head, you are effectively and effeciently accelerating your death. You want an excuse to keep being fat so you dont have to face reality. You people are some of the most disgusting things on earth, not due to your obesity, but due to the lack of responsibility and care about your actions. Every day someone like you dies, is the day I crack open a cold one and smile.

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How about you speak to lady Nessa, she is kind and will listen even if your wrong

>>683008698
Alright, are you a trap?

>>683009027
i chortle at your views. false, uneducated and bias. go on now I'm sure there is some other place you can go

>>683003873
Do you call your tits secrets,
if so then yes
yes I do

>>683009268
a trap? why what is that wanderer?

>>683009470
why it will take more then that to see beneath my bodice, I am not a simple creature

I'll bite. Can I learn some magic?

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how many layers of irony are you on

>>683009404
There it is. The refusal of responsibility. If you would read this article,
(https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/health-topics/topics/obe/risks)
You would see that my views are not uneducated, or false. I wish you all the best in your deteriorating shell of fat you call a body.

>>683010060
why yes child, Do you wish to do good? or does something darker call you forth

>>683009584
Greetings fair one, may i gaze under your frock?

>>683010153
* giggles and blushes* if do do stranger how will you reward me?

>>683003873
Do you have a familiar?

>>683009584
Will dubs do?

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>>683003873
get on my level casul

>>683010335
why yes, I Prince caroline have a lion, and lady nessa has a tiger

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>>683010250
I shall reward thee well with poetry and song, free drink, and grand vegan feasts.

>>683010103
answer me you rancid swine

>>683010138
Hard to say. I've always wanted to learn the arts of healing, or perhaps some sort of telekinetic magic.

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>>683010800
* gazes down, blushing* well I am quite moist wanderer, do you enjoy the planes of my body

So like can you show us your ass or something?

>>683011089
lots of hills and valleys there, I must say

>>Put the candles in the shape of a pentacle. Clockwise- blue peach blue blue peach.

As you light each candle chant this three times.

"Calmness that once was lost,
And hidden from me,
Return to my life,
So mote it be."

Repeat this as many times as you feel right.

Douse the flames with the Lavendar extract.