>>682996987
Ok who cares, this movie is for 5 year olds

>>682997350
You cared enough to comment

>>682997520
got me there. Im bored. No good tit threads tonight

>>682997713
It does suck tonight

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>>682997713

>Should die

I mean, am not a Marvel fan but if you are gonna make a movie at the very least do it right.

>>682996987
Dies like Superman and Nick Fury?
Too much of a cash cow.

in the comic but not the movie.

i was pretty upset about no one dying actually felt like they really pussied out on that. even rhodes didnt die i was like cmon man.

oh and if anyone was gonna it wouldve been iron man. he got his ass kicked and his reactor 'destroyed'

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>>682997713
This is now a tit thread.

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>>682996987
I wish he did but he doesn't, next time spoil something that's true.

>>683000390
At work and on mobile, that was the last tit like object I had.

>>682999534
Captain America dying would have been the worst way for then to go with his movie.
Everyone loves Chris Evans and his portrayal of Captain America. There's no way in their right mind they'd kill him off. His death in the comic had no purpose other than shock effect, which is all Mark Millar is good for.

>>683000462
LMAO he did die
in the comics

>>682996987
Super hero movies are the gayest fucking thing ever

>>683000390
sauceeeeeeeeeeee

>>682996987
lol cant believe I believed this before yesterday. OP is a faggot

>>683000536
He should have died, Zemo was horrible and the story needed a ton of work. The movie is ok but eveyone is hailing it as amazing, it has huge problems

>>682997350
Incorrect

>>683000668
i believe it is cheese pizza

>>682996987
No he doesn't

Saw it last night

>>683000772
>Zemo was horrible
He did what he wanted to do without praise or retarded ass dialogue. Best villain so far

>>683000772
I didn't like it much either, but Captain America definitely shouldn't have died in this.
Pointless deaths in order to boost sales and interest is one of the most annoying tactics in comics.

seen it just a couple hours ago. not dead. he just gets away from shield and then sends tony a letter about how sorry he is. and he says he'll be there for them when they need. and by the looking of tony we can clearly say he gets emotional and forgives him inside.

>>683001103
Yeah, he dies in the comics

>>682996987
Saw it at release 27th april

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>>683000562
>film poster is pic related

>>682997350
Yeeah and you're a *big boy* aren't you. *Big boy* pants and everything.

>>683000862
le troll xD

>>683001221
No one said that you raging cunt.

>>683001171
The Civil War comic is fucking trash just like everything else Millar writes.
Also, Marcel Studios hasn't given a shit about source material ever. Why does this surprise you?

>>683001036
That's a stupid opinion.

>>682996987
Killed by Jon Snow, yes. Now please lay off the spoilers.

>>683000772
Can anyone tell me what was the point of zemo finding the winter soldiers only to kill them in their sleep? Oh, I'm sorry. Spoiler alert

>>683001359
Cuz all they care is about money
>feelsbadman

>>683001359
>Marcel Studios

DESCRIBE WHAT DOES MARCEL STUDIOS LOOK LIKE

No he doesn't

Nobody dies

Iron patriot becomes a cripple and the mid credit scene is Bucky voluntarily being frozen in black panther's hideout just incase anyone tries using his activation words in the future.

>>683001734
But how did they get to his hideout!?

>>683001572
Movie was already long enough

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Tits

He was fuckin supposed to. Not to mention its called Civil WAR not civil green street hooligans. There's only 6 people on either side

Superman dies.

>>683001843
in a bike powered by the Cap's self righteousness

>>683001394
Fight me then bitch

>>683001843
He brought them

Black panther becomes an outcast avenger at the end

>>683002008
Ok. But don't get mad when I cripple your bigger friend.

>>682996987
No he does not. Rainier land has a copy

>>683001572
His goal was to murder them himself since they were asleep. Plus the footage from Tonys parents murder was there. The plan was perfect because his plan was to end the era of the "enhanced"

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>>683001734
>Iron Patriot

>>683000772
I think you are too much of a cynical bastard and will never enjoy a movie

>>683002161
I said fight me faggot not try to be funny. Fucking nigger

I loved it. I had a very nice time watching it.

>>683002248
War machine, Rhodes

Whatever, you knew who I was talking about

>>683002324
Actually most people I know would call me a marvel fan boy, I loved the winter soldier. But can you honestly tell me it was a good idea for the final confrontation not to be because they have differing viewpoints but because the writers made Iron man stupid so he could get manipulated easily and become completely irrational, not realise it wasn't Bucky's fault and not realise what Zemo was doing just so they could have a fight.

>>683002884
Batman broke down and almost killed his parents killer (some universes he did)

If Batman could do it why would it be out of the question for iron man to do it

Hell, same thing for spider man and uncle Ben

>>683003325
Well was Joe chill mind controlled and was his identity revealed to Batman as a ploy to manipulate him?

>>683003573
I think for most men it would be irrelevant if a person was mind controlled to murder your parents. Sure with thought you are right but if its bang bang like the movie most men would want that head.

>>683003573
Everyone has a motive, why is mind control more forgivable in the mind of primitive vengeance?

>>683003573
He just washed this guy strangle his mother and bash in his father's head

>>683004292
I'm just saying they shouldn't have put him in that situation it should have been a natural progression instead of one minute Iron man is all like "yeah I'm helping these guys get you cus I know you're the mastermind behind all this!" And then after a minute of video "AHHHHHHHHH, I FORGET EVERYTHING, MURDER TIME !!!" .
They could have made it more gradual and fit in with the rest of the film.

>>683004551
Because Bucky didn't wanna kill them and Joe chill did. It wasn't Bucky's fault.

>>683004708
He also knew for a fact that he wasn't in control of his actions. He was just having a tantrum.

>>682996987
Edge fags all over in the ORIGINAL civil war story line his death was faked, even when he was actually killed in the comics it wasn't due to fucking civil war fags and why the fuck does it matter who dies I'm more shitty about the battle over the rights of characters why the fuck make a movie about one of the biggest story lines ever with out including all characters and I haven't seen it either it's bullshit like it or not Hugh jackman was born to do wolverine and thanks to bullshit studios we will never see the avengers or civil war we deserve anytime soon

>>683004708
And that trumps a man five meters away from you who is a known terrorist and caused a rift between your friends and is obviously manipulating you for his own goals by using your dead parents.

>>682999534
yes, because in every single movie someone has to die.

>>683005208
Dead parents trump all

Ffs tony spent millions on a simulation to help him with the moment before his parents died

>>683002185
i didnt get how he smugly said 'did it?' when he was in his cell being asked how it felt to see his plan fail

because seems to me like he pretty much didnt get what he wanted. no one died. only rhodes got really hurt

>>683005729
But he should have how it obviously was set up to manipulate him and how it wasn't Bucky's fault. I mean he could have fallen for it ... if he was an idiot. But he's not so he wouldn't and anyway it's a stupid way to end the film.

>>683002185
>perfect
Zemo was the worst thing about this film, his motivations were generic, he was just a randomer nothing like the comics( not saying it has to be exact or it's automatically bad but he shares nothing with the character besides a name so what's the point of him being Zemo?) Also he can't even kill himself right, he's stupid and detracted from the civil war story.

>>683006596
I think Spider-Man was honestly the worst part.
He was supremely annoying

>>683006113
He is a genius with engineering and science

He has always been shitty with human relationships, he treats the ones he loves like shit even when he realizes what he is doing

It makes perfect sense for him to sperg rage

A sperg might be smart and realize the videogame controller isn't the reason he lost the game, and that it wasn't the controllers fault, but that doesn't keep them from throwing it across the room

>>683006995
Spider man was always annoying

That was the best Spider-Man ive ever seen

>>683007048
Do you not think they could have come up with something better?

>>683007241
Seconded

>>683007241
llol yeah i agree he played high school kid way better than fucking garfield (toby was great but looked too old)

>>683007048
He sperged out because Bucky killed parents and Steve knew but never told him.
Meanwhile in Avengers 2, he never told anyone that he was working on an AI that was meant to police the world and answer only to him.
He should have been able to move past this, but he was even easier to manipulate than the brainwashed soldier.

>>683007486
I couldn't have said it better myself.

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>the only remotely amusing scenes in the movie involved antman and hawkeye
>Wonda is still best girl
>black panther reminded me of a honorbru combato souls fag the whole time
>the kid they picked for spiderman did a better job than the other guys did in all of their movies
>RDJ is clearly tired of being in these movies

>>682996987
Haha, no he doesnt. only person to die in the movie was Peggy, though black iron man is basically crippled.

>>682996987
That fact that it didn't happen actually drags down the overall quality of the movie.

>>683008901
I did think they were gonna off Iron Man for a minute though so RDJ could call it quits.

>>683001639
what?

>>683008427
>RDJ is clearly tired of being in these movies

i wouldnt be so sure about that, last i heard he surprised everyone by saying he would be down for 1 more solo iron man movie

>>682999534
I'm hoping in infinity wars they kill a bunch of them off. That would be a good way to go....like the comic arc

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>>683009109
That's fucking awesome news. I love him as Iron Man but he just seemed kind of out of it in this movie. I figured he was starting to burn out on the role.

What does Zemo look like in the movie? Also, thoughts on Spider-Man?

>>683008609
And Bucky freezes himself again, which was another disappointment.
Still, both those guys can come back whenever they want, and Steve sends Tony a letter that basically says "Ay, fam. We good. Hit me up when Thanos rolls up."

>>683009868
Zemo looks like Eastern European Toby McGuire.
This Spider-Man is unbearably annoying.

>>683007486
If someone ran over your dog, by accident, would you punch the guy in the face and be emotional enough to fight them?

Even if you wouldn't you could understand why some people would

Tony is one of those people

Tony is not the vision

He may be smart but he is very emotional

>>683009868
He's played by a German called Daniel Brühl
he looks exactly like him, obviously

>>683010382
As he should be

>>683010422
Except the guy was forced to do it. He had no control of his actions. The guy who ran over your dog was just negligent, Bucky hadn't been in control of himself for 5 decades at that point.

>>682996987
Killed by Spiderman

Fucking Ant Man. Worst goddamn superhero implementation ever.

He changes size but preserves his mass. Premise is interesting enough. Also controls ants for some reason. Fine, whatever.

But he doesn't actually preserve his mass. Sometimes he gets small and still punches like a 200 lbs dude. Sometimes he gets small and weighs pretty much nothing. Got big in this movie, and they could have done something interesting with a 30 ft tall guy who is still the same weight as a regular guy, maybe show him getting dizzy or getting blown away or something, but nah. Now he's somehow heavy enough to smash through airplanes.

Fuck Ant Man. The rest was good though.

>>683009868
Spider man is barely more than a bit part in this movie

Though the character is perfect for Spider-Man

Nerdy annoying teenager

>>683009868
Sadly no sock stuck on head, just an average dude, don't listen to this fag >>683010382 spider-man is great.

>>683010836
Plus they actually have a reasonable explanation for how he got his suit.

>>683010616
There's a difference between funny annoying and what this little shit is.
His banter isn't clever, his references suck, and he's a kid.
Spider-Man works better as an adult in his mid-20's

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>>683010535
So he never dons the costume?

>>683010929
No he doesn't

I bet you like Garfield

>>683011033
No, I think his is supposed to be some shit like his beginning for transforming into the character he's supposed to be.
You know, the excuse for all shitty villains.

>>683011033
No, but last we see of him is in a prison cell so he may return

>>683010740
Ant-man was awesome you're just retarded and didn't understand the movie
>inb4 you sound retarded, I heard it as I was writing it doesn't make you any less of an idiot who thinks a science fiction film should be science fact.

>>683011117
Nope. I just prefer Toby.
Also, Spider-Man has been an adult for like 40 years.
There's a reason everyone prefers 616 Peter over Ultimate Peter

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>>683010929
>being this retarded

>>683001188
The Japanese really are great at detail oriented porn. I don't really watch the stuff but if I'm in the mood for tits and tits only, it's the only way to get that.

>>683011336
No fuck you their powers should at least be mildly consistent within the universe.

>>682996987
He's such a shit hero. The only reason he get leading roles is because of hes nationality. Boring character.

>>683011336
Antman was singularly the best part of the movie.
>"Who are you?"
>"Come on, really?"

>>683010740

>Hello, I'm a fucking retard and I don't know how leverage or torque work!

You in a nutshell.

>>683011396
No. You prefer 616

>>683011288
Sadly, they kill off almost every villain except the worst and most poorly thought one.

>>683011626
No go fuck yourself in the Ant Man movie if he were still the same weight he would have destroyed that toy train table he was on.

>>683011625
How could you possibly think that is what I said

>>683011520
They are mildly consistent, you were nitpicking.

>>683002161
kek

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>>683011897
I'm too lazy to read the other posts and just read "Ant-man was awesome."

>>682996987
he doesn't. NO ONE DIES.

>>683011625

No, Stark going through the complete emotional spectrum believably and with natural progression without a trace of overacting/exaggering was the best part.

Robert Downey Jr. absolutely hit it out of the park with his superb performance.

>Cap gets a little preachy/rusty
>Johanssen still can't act her way out of a paper bag.
>Renner comes off as a whiny preteen bitch, very undignified and out of character.
>Cheedle acted OK but REALLY doesn't look the part (miscast)
>Vision was great
>Spiderman was great

>>683011551
>the only reason he get leading roles
>hes nationality
How can you be this retarded?

>>683012014
Mildly is far too generous.

>>683011699
Which villains have actually died in a way they couldn't come back?

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>>683012140
Peggy did

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>>683012253
Yeah, okay, I'll give you that. You got me on that one.
>when his core got busted I was genuinely worried

>>683001639
kek.

>>683012371
>Ironmonger
>whiplash
>red skull(yes it's not clear, but come on he's never coming back)
>ronan
>aldrich killian
>Darren Cross
>Ultron(they made it clear he wasn't gonna come back, yes in the comics he always comes back but that's gonna not happen in the films)
>maliketh? Not bothered to look up actual spelling.
>the Purple man

>>683012795
They removed the shrapnel end of iron man 3

>>683002884
I felt the same way... Tony has been depicted acting rather rash in the films tho. Jumping out of a jet to chase after a god, poking Banner... giving away his home address....Tonys not the most rational

>>683012606
And Crossbones.

>>683013039
Yeah but in this situation he was close to killing Steve which takes it way too far.

>>683013019
They did? I'll have to go rewatch that one.

>>683013087
>>683013008
Oh yeah and Crossbones

>>683005923
He broke up the Avengers...

>>682996987
don't worry, the jews will resurrect him for another sequel.

Thanks I wasn't going to see it anyway

>>683013008
With the exception of purple man and red skull

Do we really need to see any of them again?

We have maybe 15-20 movies we can still milk out of marvel, do you really want one of those to be a "guess who's back" sort of thing

There are plenty of amazing villains that still can show up

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>>683011514
I think their creativity comes from bits getting censored. whats the saying? necessity is the mother of invention. If they made porn like the west it would be boring as fuck with the pixels AND terrible acting filmography and ugly women.