Hi?

are unicorns real?

Why and how

Why?

>>682977998
Hi
>>682978062
No

What's with Mark since he moved to Boston?

What was the final straw?

don't?

what made you make up your mind this time

live stream?
>bait

>>682978206
Let them titties go before you start to blow.

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what does cum taste like?

Is this statement false?

>>682977890

Livestream it or stop wasting our time, attention whore

sage

Which are better. Reese's Peanut Butter cups, or Butterfingers. Assuming both candies are at the height of their freshness.

>>682977890
can you please stream it?

>>682977890
What is that picture from?

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How do I quick scope xD in call my dudeys xD? Le plz xD

whats ur final wish?

>>682978292
Catch the episode last night? Season 5 is crazy funny

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>>682978276
>
>>682978317
>>682978370

>>682978173
Tired
>>682978173
>>682978175
Phenobarb

Albert Camus once said, "Suicide is the most important philosophical question... Everything else comes after it." What are your thoughts on this quote?

>>682978482
nah, i don't have time for live TV anymore, with a toddler and a newborn. I just catch reruns, so i've seen all up through season 4, and a handful of season 5.

>>682977890
let us all call him the next 10 mins a faggot

HAAA FAGGOT

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What age old you are?

Why not in 5 minutes?

>>682977890
Where are you streaming?

>>682978608
i only call people fag when i want to
fag

>>682978315
Maybe.

>>682978403
You need to get that big Mole checked out by a doctor. Not to worry, but get it checked.

>>682978609
27
>>682978617
I'm waiting a phone call

>>682977890
Don't.

>>682977890
srsly? why? what's going on that makes you consider this viable?

How much money do you have and can I have it?

>>682977890
Will you stream it?

Wait... waiting for a phone call? Is this from that book?

>>682977890
how? give pro tips

I think it's very vital that everyone contemplates death at some point. It's one of the most creative thoughts you can have... To think of what it's like to fall asleep and never wake up.

>>682977890
Where is the livestream.

Film your suicide and then upload it here.

>>682979088
Additionally, I believe it's an important thought to have to decide whether life is truly worth living or not... Philosophically the answer is almost always no.

>>682977890
Where will you be 20 mins from now?

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Food for thought: given the immense traffic on this site and the nature of anonymity there are likely dozens of underage visitors, and they are likely as young as 8.

>>682977890
Have you have your last fap and what did you fap to?

I took the drug now, it is a matter of time 30 min should be enough but i'm going to fall asleep in the next 5 min or so. good bye

Nicholas, if that's you. Don't do it.

What kind of mop do you use?

>>682977890
What is your favorite Pokemon ?

>>682979467
Tell me what it's like, OP to fall asleep and not wake up... Some day.

>>682977890
What's the point? You're going to die soon enough anyway, might as well see what'll happen

>>682979385
furry shota

>>682979467
Bye bye
Say hi to Prince when you get there.

>>682979467
Good night sweet prince!

>>682979467
What dose?

>>682979467
:(

>>682979467
Later man. Sorry there wasn't a better option. Might be joining you myself eventually.

You said you have a toddler and a newborn, so they at least have someone to take care of them? Unless that wasn't OP

>>682977890
5 seconds to go! Stream it NOW!

>>682979467
May thee thine peace dicovereth

>>682979467
since you'll be dead, can i have my way with your cadaver?
i find the coldness quite liberating

>>682979855
He'll live on through them.

>>682978589
you have 2 kids and you are going to kill yourself and just leave the kids alone without a farther you selfish bastard look after your kids kill yourself when they can look after themselves

don't do it please

>>682979467
Ill pray for u anon

>>682979467
No time to tell your story before you go?

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>>682977890
if dubs, you call an ambulance to revive you

>>682979467
Quick. Put a sharpie in your pooper. Will make a good laugh for the cadaver pick up guys.

>>682977890
Why does my dick keep getting hard when i see a dick

>>682979914
If he took pills we'd be watchign a guy falling asleep, that's no fun nor dramatic

its ok there is no afterlife anyway

>>682980150
let him die

>>682980036
In a way, OP is just making room for others... He'll live on through his offspring.

stream it lol

>>682980036
fuck, anon, calm down. I'm not OP, i was responding to another poster.

kys

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ITT: A bunch of fucking nothing.

>pic unrelated

>>682977890
Rip faggot

>>682979467
so you are a woman tits before you die

>>682977890
Livestream it, faggot.

OP are you a girl or a boy?
Please don't kill yourself :(
- dat boi

>>682979467
stop injecting marijuanas

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>>682977890

>>682980365
why would you want to watch someone fall asleep?

>>682980507
o shit waddup

>>682980530
That's real talk

>>682980618
I have a sleep fetish

>>682980618
I'm more interested in what happens when someone finds the body.

>>682980530
Except that life is not like a movie

>>682980743
Necrophilia

>>682977890
What is one thing I can say to you to stop you from killing yourself?

>>682980781
it's more like a shity webm

>>682979467
be at peace anon

>>682980618
well i could watch you rot

RIP

>>682977890

Why are you on here trying to get attention when you could just do it now? No one cares, which is probably part of the reason you are going to kill yourself, if you arent too much of a pussy to go through with it. Just try not to make too much of a mess so that you aren't even more of a burden on the people who have to find your selfish ass

>>682977890
I want to kill myself too but believe in God and am Christian. How do you not fear what happens next?

We shouldn't be shaming OP's death in the last minutes of their life, we should be congratulating them. Congrats, OP! You're a hero, you're making room for others and you'll live on through your children. So thank you, you are truly an hero,

>>682977890
Rest in Spaghetti
Nevar Forghetti

>>682977890
Shh my child
No tears
Only dreams now

>>682981126
calm your man boobs m8, OP is already killing himself

>>682979467

Safe travels to the >3 dimensions, OP.

> The 3rd planet is sure that they're being watched
> By an eye in the sky that can't be stopped.
> When you get to the promise land
> Your gonna shake that eyes hand.

>>682979467

The 3rd planet is sure that they're being watched
By an eye in the sky that can't be stopped.
When you get to the promise land
Your gonna shake that eyes hand.

> Safe travels, OP.

>>682977890
RIP based anon
you are an hero

>>682981228
There is no god you idiot, grow up and do it

be internet famous live stream it we want to watch
why morbid curiosity mostly

>>682981396
The universe is shaped exactly like the earth.

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We need to make a funeral thread for OP

>>682977890

>The 3rd planet is sure that they're being watched
By an eye in the sky that can't be stopped.
>When you get to the promise land
Your gonna shake that eyes hand.

>>682977890
Good luck on the other side, Anon.

>>682979467
By his post, he is sleep now
No tears
Only dreams now

>>682977890
If you really were considering suicide you wouldnt be spreading it on a public site. Fucking attention whore

>>682981551
If you go straight Lon enough you'll end up where you were.

>>682981035
If i ever kill myself then you can do just that. Mad patience though

>>682981476
Proof?

>>682979228
Never go full retard

>>682981679
My heart it felt good...

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>>682977890
Are you dead now?>>682977890

>>682977890
are you dead now?

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>>682977890
kys attention whoring faggot

you deserved that suicide.

miserable cunt

>>682981704
just keep it open in another tab and look at it every few hours get some cats make it interesting

>>682980879
Puke now.

>>682977890

Why are you wasting 15 minutes? Get on with it!

>>682981817
Use your brain

>>682981900
Yes I am

>>682982176
So no then.

>>682979467
Hi anon. I am a nurse. If this is serious I would really very much like to talk to you. Please call the emergency services now.

>>682982308
its been half an hour op is probably dead

>>682977890
wath i never understud on killing ourself why not having a little fun befor take heroin kill somone rape a child or somthing else i mean you going to die anyway

>>682977890
U ded yet

>>682982293
I can't prove something doesn't exist you fucktard. You are just a brain washed kid who will never grow up

>>682982064
>Puke now.
Puke now.

done, don't do it. o7

Or do, and go boldy into the night.

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>>682977890
If it's attention you seek, this is a piss poor way to do it. No one will be able to confirm whether or not you went through with it. No one will remember your name, your face, etc. Just another anon who feigned suicide for what? Nothing, No one gives a shit about you.

>>682982515
Overdosing is a very inefficient way of killing yourself. He is probably still alive. Is there no way we can track him down?

>>682982524
Not everyone enjoys raping little kids Mohammed

>>682982884
so what method you would suggest?

>>682981228
Agree with other anon, no god

>>682982816
Oh shut up. Have a little empathy.

>>682982983
Car on, in a closed garage.

>>682982983
I'm not going to advertise suicide. If you get to that stage, so and see somebody. Life can always get better. Honestly, if OP changes his mind I will talk to him all night if thats what it takes.

>>682983055
if car is not owned?

>>682982983
Or seppuku, that's how I would want to go.

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>>682977890
R.i.p. anon

>>682983174
neighbours garage

>>682983174
Steal one. You're gonna die anyways.

>>682982757
Or maybe you are the one who is brainwashed.

And once again so no you can't? Not even going to try n prove God ain't real because I sure want to fucking kill myself.

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>>682982990

>>682983254
jumpstarting a car is not that easy

>>682983373
Learn to do it, you're gonna die anyways.

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>>682977890
https://youtu.be/wm3gd-Wf_XE

>>682983308
Agreed, may he find peace as he returns to the atomic realm, nothing is lost, nothing is created...

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>>682983373
It isn't? What are you? And idiot?

>>682977890
Why are you posting on 4chan instead of killing your self?
Put up a christan website and then kill your self

>>682983523
o shit wadup

>>682982884
unless op posts something that enables us to no

>>682977890
http://www.bvog.com/?post=IDh03mW5CbtsNv418
Don't do that if you kill yourself you kill something inside me pls don't do that my dad kill himself to i don't want to lose you either

>>682982983
rip your own head off

>>682983912
Anybody know how to scrape an IP?

>>682981228
If god was real you would not want to kill your self. There is no magic cure for anything. Even pain. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Even if you kill yourself, there are people that are bound to care about you even if you think you are alone.

>>682984056
But those people end up dying too. Does it really matter? It's just a continuous cycle of death until one day everything is gone.

>>682984042
pretty sure you would have to have something sent directly to you to track an ip like that you would have to hack the 4 chan servers to do get it now as far as i know

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>>682984193

>>682982983
cover self in kerosene. Get fireworks. Inhale gas from acetylene torch. Get the lighter. exhale the acetylene and jump into the fireworks.

>>682984056
Even the emotional attachments we have to others are simply something fabricated by evolution. Human consciousness has lead us to believe there has to be a purpose to our existence, but in actuality there's no purpose to anything passed what we design for ourselves to believe in.

>>682984193
What I believe is that everyone's conscious lives in parallel universes, and when one dies, that particular one is moved to one where you don't technically die, and one lives on. I don't know, I will think about it more when I get closer to dying. I'd say I got about 70-80 more years left in me. Looking to live to over 100

>>682984056
Suicide is a permanent solution to all your problems.

>>682979852
Don't say that anon. Is there anything I can do to help you?

>>682984609
Godspeed, buddy.

>>682982990
Proof? Evidence even?

He dead yet?

>>682984582
I often wonder if we are actually conscious, but then I realize I am thinking about if I am real, and I come to the conclusion that I am real.
>"I think, therefore I am.
We are basically a computer. All our thoughts are transmitted by electrical and chemical signals. Life just happens, there is no rhyme or reason. What happens to all those electrical signals? I don't know...

>>682977890
Video please

>>682984855
So it's a Puerto Rican address any more info you can get. If OP really did overdose, it's been awhile but... There's still hope.

>>682984855
>Puerto Rico
Good luck anon. Times are tough there.

>>682984849
but what if i believe in a flying spaghetti monster

>>682977890
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU...THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU..

>>682984412
Can any Mods help us?
"whoever saves a life, it is considered as if he saved an entire world."

>>682984979
It's all we're given... These few electrical signals, so we might as well milk them for all they've got, right?

Don't do it dude, you're canceling out anything good that may happen. Also there isn't an afterlife, nothingness shouldn't be appealing

>>682979472
Its gary

OP here. I haven't fallen asleep yet but am realy drwosy. Will wait and see what happens.

>>682985202
There should seriously be a division of mods who respond specifically to these types of posts, gain their address, and call the authorities.

>>682985202
he doesnt want to be saved plus this is probably b8

>>682985108
Proof?

>>682985479
Address now.

>>682985440
Get outta here gary!

>>682985479
still not to late to livestream

>>682977890
STREAM!

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>>682985096
>>682984855
Is it possible to get more information?

>>682985603
Garry is ok he is sleeping

>>682985479
Might as well repent your sins. Before you go, you know just encase . Including the suicide thing . Hope you find happiness in the after life.

>Why not 5 faggot?

Don't.

>>682985489
that would fuck up the anonimity of this site

>>682985479
OP, I am trained to help suicidal patients. Please can you talk to me? We would like to help you.
What is your address?

>>682985479
Time stamp the post or you are not OP

>>682980150
if dubs then op does not kill himself and instead orders pizza

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>>682985997
>OP made this thread an hour ago
>typical 'emergency response' speed

>>682986108
well i tried

>>682985969
Sometimes it is necessary for the protection of others. If information can be traced to prosecute criminals, why can't it be traced to save lives?

>>682985997
look, we both know that you only want the address to send the police over there.

>>682986108
rolling for this

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This nigga at a hookah lounge.

>>682977890
Please don't. :(

>>682986120
I have been in this thread for a while. He just hasn't responded.

>>682985997
I'm suicidal. What you going to do. Tell me i'm a good boy?

>>682986120
KEK

Hasnt it been more than 15 minutes now?

>>682986334
you're a good boi

>>682986199
Not the police. Somebody that can help him.

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if dubs get, op hangs himself with sister's (or mom's) pantyhose, timestamp on buttcheeks with a sharpy in pooper

>>682986194
suicide is a crime

>>682986395
Oh shit whaddup?!

>>682986411
chekd rekd shrekd

>>682986411
winrar

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>>682986486
Dat boii!

>>682979255
Agreed, the only thing keeping me from killing myself is my natural fear of death.

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>>682986334

>>682986402
I go to school in california under psychology, it's a 5150, the police come and restrain you and bring you to a mental health facility for roughly 72 hours.

Is this not what you mean? And if not then who are these people?

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>#FreedomForBobaloba

RIP OP
Faggot
2003 - 2016

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>>682986411
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT!!!!! The Dubs command you,fag

>>682986751
#Freedomforbobaloba

>>682986334
I had a patient once, when I first started nursing. He was a 21 year old man who attempted suicide. He told me it was because he was tired and had no love for anything any more. I was so focused on making sure I was doing everything ok, and looking after everybody that I never had the opportunity to sit and just talk to him.. He killed himself successfully a few weeks after being discharged. Sometimes I wonder whether things would have been different if I had made the time for him.
Do you understand?

This is now a porn webm thread

>>682986395
Thanx

when ever i feel like killing myself i jack off and feel much better

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>>682986744
we are trying to help somebody. If I tell him the police are going to come over and restrain him, how is he going to open up?
Think.

>>682986751
>#FreedomForBobaloba

>>682984056
>Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

This is such a stupid platitude people use. Even the slightest philosophical scrutiny reveals how retarded it is.

>>682987093
Yeah I understand. But, do you? Do you know how painful existence is for some ppl? It's not your fault you sound like you have a big heart you can only help one person at a time.

>>682985489
There are so many of these threads and the majority are probably fake. That would be a waste of time.

>>682987848
Life is a waste of time. That's why there are these threads.

>>682986194
You sound like one of those fools who wants to sacrifice freedom for safety. Shut the fuck up pussy. If someone wants to kill themselves, thats up to them. Its their life, its their body. They can do what they want with it. You shouldnt get to force them to remain in a life they wont want to be in.

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>>682987093
he was probably happier not alive i am considering trying again since i have now officially become a drain on society by claiming disability benefits

I believe in God so am not about to kill myself. But really i get it i want to kill myself what is there to live for . have kids so they can have kids and so on for no real purpose fuck this shit i hate the world eat shit everyone.

>>682987545
Yeah, see, I don't think that lying to someone is how you help them.

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>>682987545
I think forcing someone to not kill themselves is self centered and stupid. He doesn't want to do it anymore, let em go. Check>your ego, you manipulative fuck. For some suicide is salvation. A lifetime in a loony bin isnt going to get him sorted. Fucking assholes like you "helping" people

>>682978315
It isn't even a statement.

>>682988473
Good point.

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>>682988753
True or false.... Do you like orange juice?

>>682985652
Livestream himself falling asleep? Lol.

>>682987848
It's someone's life we're talking about here. Who cares if the post is fake or not.

>>682988986
i want to fap to a corpse

>>682989053
Someone who apparently doesn't want his life anymore. Leave him be if that's what he actually wants.

>>682989053
Because then there would be no point in wasting the mods time and taxpayer dollars trying to save people who arent really killing themselves, you fucking idiot. I think its pretty obvious.

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>>682989128
I'd only fap to lady corpses but ilike how you think

>>682979255
I would strongly disagree. worth living for implies that live itself is something bad and strictly unpleasant thats only worth it for a higher goal. I would argue that live itself is worth living it, be it simply because the alternative is boring.

>>682989645
Obese sack of shit. No doubt a complication from her uncontrolled Type II Diabetes.

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