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Does anybody get off to their mom? I jerk off to mine on almost
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Does anybody get off to their mom? I jerk off to mine on almost a daily basis. Once we were buzzed she let me massage her pretty much everywhere. After another glass of wine she let me kiss her stomach and even move down a little more. Not a bullshit story...but she won't do anything else with me now...any suggestions on how to get her turned on by me again? pic related from her phone
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You could kill yourself?
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>>682977040
Shut up mom lol
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>>682976410
you have issues. get help
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>>682976410
post more pics anon. your mom looks hot
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my mom is a horrible beast from hell. however the idea of having a hot mom to fool around with is very appealing. just don't knock her up
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Use sleeping pills on her. Then fuck her in her sleep.
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>>682977219
I know I do..she is not super hot but not super ugly...I got to play with her stomach a little and she even took it a little far as well..
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>>682978541
Anon i think you missed your chance why didnt you fuck her then
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>>682978644
ended up falling asleep togather....we were both pretty buzzed on wine that night and then ran out so went to liquor...put my hand down her pajama pants during the massage and felt her blonde pubic hair
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>>682978541
>>682978884
holy fuck nobody cares go write it on your personal blog
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>>682979068
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>>682979068
and yet.. here you are
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>>682979316
Moar
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>>682979316
op here..her breasts while asleep...
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OP here again..Also I am 34 she is 53...this was about two months ago.. I am married but stopped at her house on my way home..she told me her back hurt and I offered to rub it...she let me unhook her bra as well.
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>>682976410
no i dont jerk off thinking of mom because im not a faggot.

the dudes i know who have this fantasy real bad are usually homo and think they own and control their mothers
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>>682979573
is that before or after you sucked on them
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>>682979979- after
>>682979832- no control over her whatsoever...she lives her life, I live mine..we see each other maybe once every week and a half...i do send flirty texts to her every once in a while to get a reaction
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She will never, ever do anything with you. Don't try or you'll ruin your relationship with her forever. You need to stop thinking about it. Do you understand how fucking gross and creepy it is that you took photos of her while she was sleeping and are now posting it on the internet?
Listen, whenever I've become obsessive with people or ideas or whatever, I get burned out on them eventually. Don't act on it. It'll fuck a lot of things up for you.
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>>682980191
Had a thing with this older woman in her 50s, rubbed her back and would have her bra unsnapped, her 16 year old was super jealous, totally wants to fuck her and thought until recently that he could control her and tell her what to do, boy did she prove him wrong, he hasn't spoken with her since.

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>>682976410
wtf is that? man-pussy?
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My mom
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>>682981015
my dear virginfag,

that is what a pussy looks like irl
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>>682981177
moare???
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>>682981523
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ERROR 404: Vagina not found
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>>682981177
>>682981807
are you two alone in the house? she doesn't look a bit comfortable, its like shes asking for it
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>>682977219
>>682977040
/b/ confirmed dead
I probably should just stop coming to 4chan for a while
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>>682979316
pancakes...
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>>682981236
na, it's not. nice bait though
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>>682979316
does she jerk you off ?
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>>682981946
My step mom I think she likes to tease me
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rape her.
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again...we were both buzzed it was consensual totally....i ended up jerking off next to her and she was okay with that...>>682981015
yes that it was a vagina looks like fag by the way....some vaginas do have hair on them
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>>682982712
Do you have the pics in hi-res? lol
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>>682982712

that's a hot ass cougar.
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>>682982712
>>682983389
>>682983543
its also fake af
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>>682983613
I know... but that milf is hot
probably the pics are in google images
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>>682982712
op here....stop taking away from my post kek
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>>682983613
no shit sherlock you don't have to be a buzzkill
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Jesus Christ.

White people are a degenerative species.

>Attracted to mom
>Decides to tell anonymous trap loving furry fuckers instead of a psychiatrist
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>>682983613

yeah it's fake but I can never find hot milf porn.
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>>682983875
I have talked to my doctor about this(psych), quite a bit...even told her all the details of what happened that night
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>>682977207
underrated comment
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>>682983904
Found?
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>>682984233
more
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>>682984106
What did your doc say?
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my 16 year old step son jerked off in front of our bedroom when his mother and i were have somewhat quiet sex. She lets out small moans from time to time.

We finish up and i grab some water...open the door up and fucking slipped...thinking the damn dog pissed...I look down and say to myself WTF. Yep thats cum...look around the corner and his door is closed with the light on.

I grab my water and tell her about my discovery...Fucker...now we can only have sex when it's our non kid days..
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>>682984480
LOL you slipped in cum
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>>682984472
god that was a long conversation with her...basically that we probably went to far with her watching me cum...she asked how much of her I ended up touching which was a lot...she gave me more anxiety medicine after lol...she asked a lot of questions though
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>>682976410
Fucking topkekarino
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>>682985055
Have you ever considered the fact that you'll never inherit the Kingdom of Heaven acting like that?
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I've fucked someone else's mom, does that count?
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>>682985404
it was worth it to feel her...
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>>682976410
i do, to shower vids...not even really attracted to her..
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>>682985750

what she doing right now op
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>>682976410
Wait is she a Barbie doll?? The hole doesn't exist??
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>>682976410
mmmmm fuck her, fuck her goooood^^
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>>682985254

More again or sauce
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>>682985750
Gross, bruh.
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>>682976410
you shouldn't go inside the vagina you came out of
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>>682983875

Most incest and child rape occurs in Africa.

Also, want to see kids swinging babies around by the ankles and smashing their heads open on trees?

>Africa again

Rwanda, Zaire / Congo, Zimbabwe... atrocities everywhere.
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>>682978884
what does your dad have to say about all of this
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My mom
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More pics of your mom OP?
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>>682986557
That's Africa, nigga. I'm an American, fuckboy.

I'd expect this degenerative fuckshit to happen there but in a society where that shit is unacceptable and on a website where the white master race is held so highly, you roodypoos sure do shill out a lot of degenerative fagshit.

>comparing countries where separate tribes govern themselves to a first world country
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>>682987024
childishbutstillgottakek/10
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>>682986286
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>>682987534

OK, then.

In North America, niggers can't stop raping and killing everyone.

Detroit it full of serial killers.
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>>682987534

>separate tribes govern themselves

Well, somebody has no idea what they are talking about.
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>>682988390
>>682988390
>Serial Killers

Literally most serial killers in America are white
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>>682988514
I've been to Africa, dicknose.
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Where is Pepsi mom from earlier today? Hot as fuck.
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>>682986306
Op here...she told me she had not been that wet in years
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>>682988182

Would bang, does she fuck anons?
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anybody have real sexual txt convos between mom and son?
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>>682989030
Yes loves doggy and giving head
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i have a mega crush for my mom, but in my case i can say that she is attractive , i´ll start a thread about her today around midnight
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>>682980402
True that. OP Take his advice. You're married, and also a scumbag.
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>>682989025
Am I supposed to be impressed that you and your trash mom got it on?

Might as well get my money's worth outta you

Did she tell you this that night or after?
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>>682989246
Fag for having a crush on your mom but god damn she is hot
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>>682989246

Got pussy or ass pics?
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>>682989030
She deleted pic thinks her ass is too big
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>>682989385
During...so that night if you will
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>>682989501

I mean do you have pics like OPs mom?
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>>682989673
Is shit awkward between you now?
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>>682989673

If she liked you jacking off infront her then you should just pull it out and start jacking it like a fucking madman in front of her. Also, did you take those pics that night?
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>>682989755
No
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>>682981807
Go on man
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>>682990117

where are they from, give the sauce OP
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>>682990695
Mine OC
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>>682989781
Not at all....which is weird I know....she never wears a bra when I stop over though now....i have flirted with her s lot via text and she flirts back
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>>682990057
The second pic yes...first one was off her phone this one was from that night
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>>682991680
more
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>>682979068
Well, you're a newfag aren't you...
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>>682991680
Looking...not all that many.....i told her I had a nipple fetish when I jerk off snd she played with mine until I came... came twice that night
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So for Mother’s Day, are any of you guys going to give your mom something special?
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In all seriousness OP, do you think she's game for actual full on sex? Is it something you really want?
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>>682991680
Try again. If you got your cock that close AND took pics, she wants it.
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>>682992465
>>682992620
I think she wanted it that night..just not sure still...that was right before I rubbed it on her clit
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>>682993322

What makes you think she doesnt want it? She let you rub her clit for christs sake
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Op here...my hand on her leg!
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>>682976410
Most of our moms aren't attractive.
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http://r.advantech.com/9a
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More mom pics! This is getting me randy
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My mom is gross as fuck. My neighbor though. Man I fucked her so many times. She had a kid super early so she was in her late 30s. Her son was 16 and I know he could hear us. I would have her screaming in ecstasy when I fucked her. Nice big ass tits, nice firm ass. Man I miss her.
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>>682993794
Have you ever cum on her?
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>>682993794

Ass or asshole pics?
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>>682993794
OP. If it went as far as your hand and cock inches from her pussy, and you masturbating in front of her, sex probably could've happened that night. I'm sure the alcohol had a bit to do with it. That said, it's probably for the best that it didn't happen, you know, considering she's your mom and all. I'm actually shocked she let you take pics of the whole thing.
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>>682982712
Fake and gay
She is quite a silver fox though
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>>682976410
My mom: no... she's like a girl version of me, and I'm not particularly attractive.

My ex girlfriend's mom's... absofuckinglutely! One was open about being into me, and one would always be very, very close to me when she drank. I should have gone for both of them.
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