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alright you fuckbois. the powerball is climbing up again and
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alright you fuckbois. the powerball is climbing up again and it's at $415 million.

what would you do if you were the only one that won the jackpot for tomorrow's drawing?

what's your plan to make money work for you instead of working for money.
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Spend $15 mil getting your shit together (house, car, college, etc.) then the rest in savings.
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Hire financial advisor, pay off house, fix car, pay for college, put the rest and saving and have financial advisor invest money in mutual funds and stocks
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>>682951271
Buy 4chan. Turn it into a feminist website.
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>>682952078
pretty cool but i think 415m isnt enough to buy and maintain this yacht
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I would pay a midget to wear this care bear costume and I woudl fuck her whiek she wears it and scream out OH YES FUCK ME CHEER BEAR
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>>682953896
you dont need to be gazillionaire to do that
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>>682951271
i would buy freedom and happiness.
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>>682952579
Buy 4chan back and turn it into cia 2 headquarters where the illest of humans are dispatched to be worlds newest assassins.Traps turn out to be best agents and when we dont follow thru on promise of reassinment surgery they kill themselves.Very tidy.
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>>682951271
I'm not your fuckboi, guy.
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>>682951271
buy a decent house (maybe $1.5 million), invest $20 million in income properties and conservative investments. live off the income from the investments. give the rest of the money to family and friends so they don't have to work anymore.
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>>682954458
I'm not your guy, pal.
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>>682951271
Not sure
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>>682954809
I'm not your pal, guy.
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>>682951271
Gunna clone me some woolly mammoths, and start selling MAMMOTH BURGERS for $20 a piece.
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>>682954918
aaaaaaand you ruined it. gg m80
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I'd savor every experience that I've ever wanted. Every sex act, every drug, every food, drink.

I'd go full retard with cars. I'd own another FD, but 3 rotored. I'd do a rotated turbo JDM sti engine in my wrx. I'd have a lifted Forester to take my girl and I all over the American Southwest to camp, explore, sightsee. We'd do this as the Eco friendly house I've always wanted is built in the PNW. I'd have single mothers do degrading shit to themselves so I can help them pay their bills.
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>>682955294
I'm not your mate, buddy.
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Cover mine/my family's debts.

Buy a completely absurd gaming rig, like tell my builder friend to go absolutely ham with a blank check.

Pay my girls debts, then tell her to fuck off and upgrade.

Go into real estate and gentrify the fuck out of an area. Take every precaution to have a nigger-free area.

Buy up all the projects I can and evict everyone, then demo the sites. Build the whitest shops ever (Starbucks, Orange Leaf, etc.) just to spite previous nigger residents.

Flip places for infinite cash, I like seeing shitty things made nice again.
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Order a Pizza, I am mad hungry.

Seriously though, I have been thinking about playing the lottery on a maybe weekly basis, I know its more propable that it is a waste of money (100€ a month?) but it is not like I need to hit the jackpot to get some returns, especially if I keep using the same numbers. Right?
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>>682951271
1. Pay off my parents' mortgage and make sure they never have to work again.
2. Invest in real estate, buy several apartment buildings and commercial complexes.
3. Invest, invest, invest.
4. Start my own porn studio, because fuck you, that's why.
5. Marry my fiance, reproduce, live comfortably

Would still keep my day job since I really like what I'm doing, plus 401K, insurance, you don't throw that stuff away.
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>>682955431
cont.

I would assfuck hot young women, middle aged bored housewives, old ladies. Fat chicks. I'd try to get my potsticker into the asses of every ethnicity. Poop-schtoop daddy's money lesbians and tumblr feminists. I'd be all about the rippin and the tearin.

I'd dive into my smoking fetish.

I'd try that feminine penis you fucks keep blathering about.

I would make the mortgage payment for married couples who are in danger of their house in order to fuck them both and try to ruin their marriages.

I would be set loose upon this world.
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Claim money in a blind trust to retain anonymity. Slowly rearrange my life to move to Florida where there is no state tax and live in a gated community where it's safer and I won't stand out much. Quietly live the good life of travel and luxury. The cash value is more than enough for me so I'll be happy just maintaining that and not obsess about turning it into a billion or whatever through stocks and shit. Literally do whatever I want for the rest of my life.
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Donate it, and make some sandniggers happy.
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>>682957059

I would arrange for a (legal) daughter, her mother, and her grand mother to have two of them suck me off while the third eats my ass. I'd make them switch at my fancy.

intergenerational spit on my dong is best bro
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>>682957848
Why not make the husbands/sons watch all the while?
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>>682957073
Dude Florida sucks and no amount of money there is gonna make you happy fucking douche bag central
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>>682951271

>Pay a group of black people and hispanics to follow Hillary everywhere she goes 24/7 chanting a list of her crimes
>Have an self-sufficient underground house built in the mountains
>Put away enough to live off of it for the rest of my life
>Give whatever I make from interest to people who need it anonymously
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>>682958033
because women are shady as fuck and I want them to all suffer silently with the shame and the taste of a combined 100 years of matriarch spit.

the betrayal will hurt the men worse than watching, because they will have to imagine the eagerness with which they seek my load.

and they will imagine it.
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>>682958207
I actually really enjoy Florida. I'd be traveling mostly anyhow but the key is to have a residence in a state with no state tax and lots of people far richer and flashier.
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Get everything I need and put it in savings. After that I'd continue working and then travel the world.
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>>682959289
*travel the world when I retire
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