how'd you do it? How didn't you get caught?
i stick things up my butt
>>682943251
Do you really think anybody gives a fuck about what you do?
Did you drink its blood to gain its powers
>>682943251
How will you go about killing yourself you fucking sub-human
>>682943455
put some broken glass into a piece of chicken, threw it in his yard
nothing easier than killing a yapping mutt, fucker has no clue it was me
>>682943704
do you feel statisfied now?
>>682943251
are you an ATF agent?
>>682943251
what's your address?
>>682943251
fuck you
>>682943923
well, I can have my dinner without hearing a stupid dog going WOOF ... WOOF ... WOOF ... WOOF ... WOOF for fucking hours on end
so yeah, I reckon that was a good day's work. I fucking hate dogs, unless you're blind or you live on a farm then there's no fucking need to own one.
how do you not cut yourself on all those edges?
>>682944157
well I was real careful when I put the glass in the chicken
>>682944280
you could of used chocolate instead I think that makes it less painful poor doggy even if it was a barker
Did you lick its ass?
>>682944143
what man complains about noise? You fuckin lady
>>682943251
How would you like to die, faggot? You'll never know when I'm coming for you. Think about that when you try to sleep tonight. Every noise, every creak you hear could be me. When you look up in the corner of your ceiling, it could be me staring back at you in the darkness. I will find you, and I will kill you. Slowly. POS.
>>682943704
oh he knows for sure, he just pretends not to so you won't see it coming
>>682944143
Why didnt you beat the shit out of the owner for not training the dog?
Too coward?
i have to kill mine. i can't lose any more sleep, its been 4 fucking years.
Fag
>>682946486
Welcome to 4chan faggot.
>>682944707
>you could of used chocolate
>could of used chocolate
>could of used
>could of
>of
>>682946486
haha
faggot
>>682944143
I fucking applaud you. My neighbors have dogs that bark all fucking day. I've complained to him constantly, but he's an inconsiderate ass that doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself.
>>682943704
Yea, well when that autopsy results come out, and your neighbor sees them... Well, I'd be careful If I were you :^)
>>682948129
>broken glass
>chicken pieces
>problem solved
I didn't even use good chicken, just some old frozen processed shit that needed throwing out, cost me nothing and now I've got a nice quiet neighborhood again
>>682948300
>autopsy
>on a dog
yeah, actually no
>>682945176
Calling bullshit, you faggot dog fucker. If your neighbor wailed on a guitar all fucking day, you'd whine like a bitch and call the cops. But since you're always fucking dogs, you're used to hearing them howl all day.
>>682948363
came here to say this
>>682947391
If your neighbor doesn't give a shit that their dogs are annoying their neighbors, explaining to them that dogs are loud won't change anything. They know dogs are loud, they know they bark all day, they know you have to listen to it, they don't fucking care.
>>682948363
You better believe it faggot :^)
>>682943251
How's the eighth grade going for you you fuck
>>682943251
So how long does it take to fuck a dog to death?
>>682948688
"you you"
>>682948300
> autopsy on dog
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>682949284
you can pay to have an autopsy done but the police still won't do shit about it
>>682943704
monster
>>682948321
>old frozen processed
>cost me nothing
But you bought that nasty shit you fat neckbeard degenerate
>>682949284
>being a kid
Actually doing an autopsy on a pet animal is a common thing, if the owner wants to ofcourse.
And you best believe it you little cunt that the owner WILL want an autopsy when his dog died of 'suspicious' causes. He probably even knows you don't like his dog. It's not that hard putting 2 and 2 together.
I wonder if he will fuck you up good and put you in hospital or if he'll just report you to the police.
>>682949908
no need for police.
the owner will deal with the little bitch who killed his dog :^)
>>682950066
>>682950233
dubs confirm truth
rip op
>>682949935
am i the only one who cant stop watching this ?
>>682944707
>>>682944280
>you could of used chocolate instead I think that makes it less painful poor doggy even if it was a barker
>>682944707
>>>682944280
>you could of used chocolate instead I think that makes it less painful poor doggy even if it was a barker
Source?
>>682950954
Chocolate is bad for dogs you dumb-fuck. Also google it
>>682944143
such an ed3gy faggot
>>682951261
Source of that hard fuckin .gif T.I.A
>>682952623
>>682949935
i just came here to test out my new webms
enjoy fags le epic reaction webms
haha, I hate dogs too
>>682946486
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
This thread is full of crybaby dog fuckers. I love dogs, just not when they're annoying pieces of shit. I'm looking at you chihuahuas
>>682953100
>>682953966
made that just for you
>>682953100
>>682953966
which one should I believe
>>682943251
Do you know C++?
>>682954080
that split second eye scanning at the end was really had to get in frame , but i managed to get it done
>>682943704
Passive aggressive betafag
>>682954011
The world doesn't rearrange itself for your convenience. Is that something mommy and daddy told you would happen?
>>682943251
You can't prove you killed any dog.
I however can prove that I shot my nextdoor neighbor's cat in 2014.
I billed them for the .22lr round, and threatened to sue them if any of their other cats came onto my property.
pic related. sadly I've had to shoot about 300 stray and feral dogs/cats since 2014.
>>682954011
oh god I've done awful things to Chihuahuas :x
fucking faggots
>>682954497
I can rearrange the little things though. Makes life so much better. You should try it
>>682954521
Modern humans create so many problems through negligence and then just employ a scorched earth policy to fix them, learning nothing
>>682954521
What was the fall out?
>>682949166
You should actually kill yourself
>>682954521
lmao that cat is asleep, 2/10 b8 m8
>>682954816
If that's what you need. I'm adaptive you coddled little faggot
>>682955093
you're just a complacent retard, the truth hurts sometimes
>>682943537
Faggot trap you will forever have a penis. Even if it's inverted
>>682954892
they apologized - and cried. I've had to shoot a lot of my neighbor's pets. other neighbors have had to shoot our neighbor's pets, too.
stray and feral cats/dogs are a huge problem. people don't/won't spay or neuter their animals. and they end up breeding over and over. i'm not going to let rabid animals near my cats, dogs and kids.
an animal comes on my property? it's done. and I hate doing it, but there's no other way to deal with them.
>>682955405
Good on you.
>>682955179
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>>682943251
My old foreman had to kill his neighbors shitty yap dogs.
He told his neighbor to stop leaving them lose to crap in his yard but his neighbor said it is a free country and his dogs can shit where ever tehy like.
So my foreman duct taped one of the chihuahuas to the dude's drive way and the guy ran over his own dog when he got home. He yelled at my foreman who knew nothing about how a shitty yap dog would get duct taped to a drive way.
Neighbor let the other dog keep roaming the neighbor hood shitting every where.
So my foreman took one of those darin cleaners you attach to a hose and stuffed it in the dog's ass. blew the dog up in the neighbor's driveway.
Neighbor yelled at him but he didn't know about anyone stuffing a hose in a dog's ass and blowing it up.
After that, no more shitty yap dogs.
>>682955480
You speak the truth brotha. I've seen the error in my ways
>>682955444
thanks m8, just protecting my family, and trying to make a tiny difference in the invasive animal population
>>682954497
He can rearrange it himself. Just like OP
>>682955534
Don't blame the dog, blame the owner.
Unless, that is, you are one of those fags who agree that guns alone are the cause for gun violence and we should just destroy all guns to fix the problem.
>>682943704
You're the hero /b/ deserves
>>682955480
>allow me to play doubles advocate
>doubles advocate
>doubles
>dubs, check em
Why?
>>682956485
Because he's a faggot who prefers to address symptoms rather than the cure
Good job, I dont mind dogs as long as they fucking quite.
>>682944143
Good. People need to learn if you don't shut the fucking little mutts up we will do it for them. Luckily I haven't had to do it yet. But I would.
>>682955480
"intensive purposes" lololol
retard
>>682956835
Hi OP
>>682943251
>ask a kid that made up some edgy shit for attention
ftfy
>>682948300
>autopsy
>>682943251
What took you so long? Prick pet owners are the worst, more so than niggers.
