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Why are Americans so fat?


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Why are Americans so fat?
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naughty stepmom

http://www.xvideos.com/video14280671/stepdaughters_first_date_kenna_james_eva_karera
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cuz iowa and corn
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>>682937928
Because it is quite a bit cheaper to only eat fast food than cook yourself.

Also the "bigger is better" mentality very much affects portion sizes.
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>>682937928
You consider them fat?
OK, buddy...whatever.
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3440 https://www.dropbox.com/s/ls05et7h6mfbfk2/130.zip?dl=1
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>>682937928
I'd still vigorously fuck her
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Because it's sexy
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fast food dumbass
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>>682938382
If that were a guy, we'd call him pudgy. Bitches get to call themselves 'curvy' and shit. She ain't fat fat, but she ain't thin
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Ease of access to terrible foods and no natural predators to eat them.
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>>682937928
slavery
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>>682938564
>thick bitches ain't fat dey bootiful
found the black guy
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Sugar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM
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Shes not fat shes thick
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>>682937928
I bet she doesn't know shot about star wars
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>>682938090
this.

cheap corn. corn syrup cheaper than sugar. corn fed cows and corn syrup used in everything.

there was some kind of fun fact that no one born after 1980-something has ever eaten grass-fed beef.
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>>682937928
Undesired populations are being eradicated through disease.
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>>682938973
to imply thats a fuck is bullshit its no longer human its another classification.

im fat.

this is unhuman
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ayyy lmaooo
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>>682939210
>thinking you won't end up like that

pic related, your foot in a few years
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Because in America, unless you deliberately seek out particular foods, what you're eating is probably full of all kinds of unnatural shit that's going to wreck havoc on your health over time.
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>>682939331
I thought it was a hand...
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that webm of the landwhale on the scooter trying to get through the grocery store door

and how her hips are too wide and alien looking
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>>682939377
>"99c"
>"traditional"...
>"..fried.."
>"..pork skins.."

sounds about right
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>>682939600
His balls?
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>>682937928
Not long now...
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>>682939331
>360 noscope
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The South and Midwest
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>>682939381
>genetic superiority
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>>682939600
>>682939381
same dude? same gut kek
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>>682937928
we eat too much unhealthy food and we don't get enough exercise. DUH!
what are you, retarded?
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>>682937928
Because America subsizes the creation and sales of foods designed for military applications. Tightly packed foods high in fat, protein, sugars, and carbs, with lots of preservatives. These foods are perfect for high energy military routines, involving a great deal of travel. Because the military contracts for their design, and purchases them by the truckload, they are cheap for individual home consumers, who live sedentary lifestyles, involving lots of simple taskwork for low pay, and little exercise or travel.
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>>682939377
>dat booty doe
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Eating
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>>682938603
>Ease of access to terrible foods

This.
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genetics

lol j/k, they all overeat and never take any exercise
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>>682939782
What's that toilet rated at?
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>>682939069
>tfw your facefat mushes your eyes closed

I don't have the appropriate tfw reaction image. Maybe a kind anon could draw something appropriate.
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>>682939782
That's awesome. You'd never have to wear clothes
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>>682939183
The problem is that they're not being eradicated. I know 70 year old women that are morbidly obese and have been that way for 30 years. Doctors are keeping them alive.
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>>682937928
The same reason why Brits, Aussies, Mexicans and niggers are fat.
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>>682937928
I hate the fatties and I'm not really into girls who ride the line between chubby and fat or I guess what they call "curvy" but I'd still prolly let that bitch suck my dick
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Fuck your country usa would destroy the entire EU if it came to it. look up the force comparison. Also moon
trump2016
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>>682937928
cheap food and cheap gas.
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Cause we like Beer and fast food !
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>>682937928
Fuck, that bitch is delicious.
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Your country is pretty much fucked. Your all to fucking lazy to even cook your own food....LOLZ
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>>682937928
I hate people that get bothered by other peoples poor choices. If it doesn't affect you directly stop being such a bitch and let people live their lives. Fucking meddling faggots,
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>>682937928
Because like all the kings before us, we are rich!
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>>682939600
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>>682939950
I'm sure that counts as child abuse!!...
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>>682937928
Shit food, shit culture, shit brains.
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>>682940322
What happen here ?
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y'all need to calm down and read this, it makes a lot of sense
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>>682937928
She is so fucking hot
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In one picture...
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>>682937928
Because the tears of Europeans are high in calories
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>>682940152
Four years? I can't imagine how much they would have to eat to gain that much weight that quickly.
It bottles the mind.
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>>682940393
>>682940322

https://youtu.be/IJGIMd3_LfY
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I don't know man, it bums me out. We deserve to be made fun of. It takes serious effort to get that fat. Between work and school I barely went to the gym this semester and still didn't get fat because I don't eat a whole pizza a day like my coworkers. Shit's gross.
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>>682938414
stop posting this everywhere
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>>682939600
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>>682939600
look at his tiny wittle arms XD
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Americans don't know how to food.

Younger people are waking up to the idea that you should cook things from scratch because it's popular to eat healthy now, but the older generation is too lazy and set in it's ways.

Mostly people 35+ just want to reheat something tasty instead of putting in the time to cook or plan your route to pick up decent food.

And then there's the subcategory of people who think the "i don't give a fuck" attitude is teh coolest. They're plagued by Mountain Dew, Taco Bell and Dorito's, cheap tasty food that will give you an unhealthy pale look and fuck up your skin.

American's have no cultural attachment to food so there's no pride in it unless you're in an Organic Health Food Store.
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>>682940579
well done anon, you sure told that shillbot
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>>682940443
Try again

>>682940169
>>682940408
Here's some European fatties in these articles. And the bitch in the image is from New Zealand.
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>>682937928
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>>682938188
>quite a bit cheaper to only eat fast food than cook yourself

Bullshit bullshit bullshit
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>>682938090
>>682938188
>>682939006

We don't need to defend our size, we aren't fucking mexico. We're the U.S of god damn A and we aren't the fattest anymore so hop off.

>>682939499
We got this hurdle to cross and then we'll be fit as fuck
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>>682940310
>If it doesn't affect you directly

But it does. My health insurance rates are through the roof in order to help pay for fatties needing hundred of thousands of dollars of medical treatments every year.
Just like how my car insurance rates are through the roof because of all the shitty drivers out there, but I've never had an accident or gotten a ticket.
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I legit can't see how people can eat enough to become this fat. Like seriously, if I eat more than two full meals a day I physically feel sick and I'm perfectly healthy. All you muricans need to chill with the food.
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>>682939458
Such poor use of the English language.
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fat acceptance UK style
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>>682940736
Do what now???? Where the fuck are you from?? You do know that a pound of shitty beef (before cooking) is about 8$ and that's 1 fucking ingredient, while I can get full on fast food all day for 8$
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>>682940877
Das bad man, how about you eat tiny and varied portions all day and get a fit ass metabolism?
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>>682941007
something about Solo, and the wookie.
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>>682940736
Dude, burgers at McDonald's are a dollar
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And Australia
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>>682940393

Well OBVIOUSLY the brocoli tried to rape her
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This thread has gone further than I thought it would, surely it must be snack time by now....
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As an American who's a little overweight but not much, fat people can suck. But fat people can also be pretty cool. But fat people exist everywhere, so it's not an isolated phenomenon. But too many people took this b8, so OP wins anyway.
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>>682940986
Where are you from?
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>>682938603
sauce?
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>>682941163
Ban air conditioning this summer niggggaaaaaa. it'll get you a few sizes down
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