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Which Slav are you?
>>682937112
>mfw I am boris
Artyom, minus the cologne and fragrance
>>682937112
Vasya as fuck.
most weekend's are spend taking large doses of mdma and petting the dogs till the sun is up
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>>682937112
why do slavs always obsessed with squat pics?
>>682937112
Half Vasya have Artyom, more and more Artyom these days though
Artyom here
>>682938247
Because it's comfortable
>>682937112
Evgeny is the only one close
>>682937112
Vasya
>>682938478
Is that why you also wear track suits, running shoes and newsboy caps?
>>682937112
My father is 100% percent Zakhar.
Zakhar.
>Dima
>Slav
Look at the way he's fucking squatting, that's a disgrace
Evgeny for sure m8
>>682937112
I am none of these slavs. I am the guy who went to uni, got a degree in cs, then went to usa and never looked back. I have risen above the slav
>>682937112
Artyom...This fucking sucks
>>682938853
You got westernized, and that's bad thing
>>682938579
sadly yes , but muslims also do this
>>682937112
Arteyom
>>682938638
Well he is legally retarded
>>682938757
How to slav
>Be from shitty third-world country
>Wear tracksuit
>Squat
>Listen to bad techno
>Eat gross soup
>Die before age 45 from poor lifestyle and poverty
>>682937112
I guess Artyom is the closest to me
Is it weird that as an American I try to Slav squat just to stretch out my legs?
>>682938953
sure man, keep drinking and living in a third world country
protip, I got educated fucker
>>682939299
Motherfucker are you talking shit about Borchst?
>>682939299
This. I had to live all my childhood in a town full of slavs, and they are honestly even worse than gypsies.
>>682938545
I thought the statue was giving a thumbs up to the squatters, kek.
>>682939299
Hey man Borchst is goddamn amazing
>>682939352
No what is weird is how naturally it comes to the slav. Their bodies naturally squat as a part of their shiftless nature and to stretch out their oversized livers.
Why do slavs squat? Fucking standing up is much more comfortable.
>>682939712
You aren't used to squatting.
>>682939299
dubs of truth
>>682939791
maybe slavs are not used to standing tall
>>682939557
Everything west of Germany but east of China is just different breeds of the same species of vermin. How different is the slav from the Turk, the Turk from the Khazak and the Khazak from Uzbek? They are all dirty tracksuited rouges.
