ITT: Awkward Silence.
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ITT: Awkward Silence.
>>682932543
*coughs*
..........
h....hello...............
>>682932693
SHHH
*chair squeak that sounds like a fart, followed by more squeaks that do not match the first one*
Ohh um excuse me...
>>682932611
>>682932633
*whispers*
>..." checked"
..... I wasn't suggesting that because we're related we have sex, merely suggested we could even though we are
>>682932543
... ... ... ...
... ... ... ...
*silently whispers*
i... i am trans girl.........
>>682932997
MODS
>>682932814
Yeah me too
so.....uh.....
w-whats your favourite animal collective song?
hahaha sorry.... uh.... you probably havent heard of them...
alvin row is good.... heh.....
i will shut up now.....
>>682933023
?????????????????
>>682933023
QUITE DOWN
....ahem.. uh..
>>682932997
HOW DO YOU SILENTLY WHISPER YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
>>682932776
*quick glance that suggests I know that you have farted and tried to cover it up.*
...
*Shuffles feet*
*cough cough*
uuhhh... sorry
>>682933266
shhhhh *checked*
>>682933216
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME????
I AM A GIRL DON'T YOU SEE??????????
rar
>>682933339
silnce plese
sorry i cant that well english
>>682933339
YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. I HOPE YOU'RE RAPED BY A CHAINSAW
EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE AND I NEEED EVERYONE TO LISTEN!
I HAVE A GIRL THAT I MARRIED AND I SHARE TRUE LOVE WITH HER AND EVERY NIGHT WE HAVE MISSIONARY SEX HOLDING HANDS WITH EYE CONTACT FOR THE SOUL PURPOSE OF RECREATION AND LOVE AND WE EVEN HOLD HANDS IN OUBLIC WHEN WE GO FOR A WALK AND WE ESPECIALLY GO ON ROMANTIC DATES!
Silence in the theater
>James Holmes enters....
>>682933497
PUBLIC
>>682933497
.................that's sick
>>682932997
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE CUNT!
*whispers*
Desu
THERES A FUCKING SPIDER
ALLAHUU AKBARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jumpman jumpman jumpman jumpman jumpman jumpman jumpman They just spent like two or three weeks out the country
>>682933723
where//?
>>682933723
GET GET GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
If dubs we get snackbar'd
Why are we all in this quite room anyways?
I think we got set up
>>682933768
UNDER THE DESK
*whispers* lets destroy germany
>>682933847
good thing you didnt get trips
>>682933880
there was a spider there...
>>682933925
YOU SHHH
>>682933949
I think it went away. Find it!
>>682933949
I got this, bitch.
>>682934074
Good
>ITT: pure autism
>>682933723
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK
So uhh....
>>682934074
it was a baby buster, now i have thousands of baby spiders everywhere
>>682934197
uhh....
did you... uhh....
fart?
did someone fart??
Black man enters room
*smacks lips*
sheiit
so you be
*smacks lips*
be saying
*dances*
be sayin that
*smacks lips*
*yells*
steals someones purse
sayin that shieet
>>682934392
fuck no
thats not even real
*awkwardly flicks through magazine*
*cough*
>>682934392
FUCK NO
>>682933497
"Vomits uncontrollably"
*has an autistic fit of rage*
>>682934572
*offers you a mint *
>>682934825
*rudely takes mint *
Sorry but I have strep throat
