>>682916115
fucking neat
Then she bitches at you and says she doesn't need to do anything in the house anymore, leaving all the household chores to you.

>>682916115
Did you ever put ketchup on an hotdog?

feels like shit if she leaves you 3 months later because you're an insecure fuck and you make her feel horrible and she doesn't tell you that you're making her feel that way and then one day she has enough of your shit and breaks up with you.

otherwise pretty good. I liked cumming in her mouth more though.

>>682916115
fucking nice.
but people tend to make it overexagerated.
just like these insecure faggets with height: lel im taller than u u pussyass manlet. Lel he is taller than me, fucking freak
same with sex:
lel im having way more sex than u anon, u pussy. lel he is having way more sex than me, fucking manwhore no respect insecure fagget

Feels good at first. Then you have to sit there and watch her fart cum out her ass hoping some doesn't come out brown.

>>682916279

Well cumming in the vagina feels better, but cumming in mouth is more like a domination thing, i really like the moment when she searches for a tissue or something to put it in.

one of the best feelings in the world. edge over point of no return, pushing in as far as you can, touching on that cervix, so damn snug, ah ah, and BLAM, you nut and it feels like a million rainbows shooting from your peepee

pretty hot
then you cum and your dick is covered in your own cum as well as being inside a wet vagina
kinda gross after you cum so you pull out and it makes weird sounds

Kinda horrible tbh. You're suddenly very self aware and exposed. If doggy style you get a horrible wiff of gaping vag when you pull out. If she's on top all your cum drops on you when she climbs off. You have a sticky smelly cock. Your fingers stink. You know you weren't very good and you know she's judging you.
Just wank anon. You aren't missing much.

Never creampied a girl before, they've fallen under "would fuck but wouldn't even dare thinking about getting pregnant"

I was with someone for almost 2 years and I always wore a condom, she was on the pill, and a few times I made her buy the plan B pill when i nutted in her with the condom on just in case

>>682916401
no point in cumming in her mouth if she doesn't swallow

>>682916301
I'm 6'1 and have an 8 inch dick (idk girth but pretty decent) and ive had my gf for over a year (she's only been on pill for 6-8 months) it does gets old after awhile.

>>682916466

also i much prefer she swallow

>>682916115
meh
Sex really isn't that great.
I guess the person makes it what it is.I only ever fucked the worst of human scum so I would not know.

>>682916512

That's what i thought first, but the tissue quest is just so exciting.

it can actually be addicting. Once you get used to cumming inside a girl, its very tough to go back to a condom or nutting on her stomach. If I have to pull out and jerk off at the last second, it can absolutely ruin the orgasm for me.

I've never busted in a girl without a condom but i assume it feels pretty liberating. However I've had the pleasure of splooging in a few different chicks mouths. Its nice when they keep suckin the cum out your dick too.

>>682916557
guess what buddy
i'm 6'5 and have 10inch dick. i have two girlfriends for over 3 years now + side bitches every day

>>682916573
>I only ever fucked the worst of human scum so I would not know.

How bad did he she hurt you anon. She can't hurt you anymore.

>>682916115
Like victory

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My friend, I know all about that.

>>682916630
That's a bit excessive. I don't think that's true I just think you're one upping me.

>>682916115
it like killing yourself fag op

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>>682916573

it's okay now buddy
we are here

>>682916630
You sound like a stand up citizen. Even though you lie this hard on the internet.

>>682916684
no way man, true story. trust me pal

>>682916740
>I have two gfs
>you've never met them before
>they go to different schools
>they don't have social media bro
>trust me they're super models

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>>682916462
Sounds to me like you're banging some disgusting people

>>682916115
it transcends any experience I've ever had in my life. it isn't a physical sensation. it's like suddenly feeling your connection to your race history. you just sort of briefly have a primal experience of being of the earth. it's chthonic.

If it's just some random slut you hooked up with it's generally 3-showers-afterwards-dirty unless you actually love her (then it's amazing)

>>682916806
Just my wife

>>682916601
Spitters are quitters. If she spits out my spunk she better be damn good at hiding it

Terrifying. Do you know how much paternity and college costs?

>>682916573
This hits home for me

We got about 5 months into a semi serious relationship, start adjusting my life to suit having a girlfriend, would make spare time on weekends to go out with her etc

About midway through 5 months I find out she's been cheating on me with at least 7 different dudes the whole time.

That was two years ago.
Now my weekends are empty, so is my heart and no matter how much alcohol and gym I try to fix it, nothing will.

She wasn't even that great, 7/10 at most.

>>682916763
Well this is /b/ legally I have to agree and believe what you said.

Atleast you haven't banged my whore mother yet.

>>682916805
this is not me.
>>682916740
my point is there always will be faggots why lie. dont trust them 4chan. full of insecure faggets. will write anything to make u feel worse
IM TALLER THAN U I HAVE BIGGER DIK I FUK MORE BITCHES
that's it..

>>682916115
entering a cunt is the best bit, once you're in its nice to make a few strokes and get settled in. cumming is not a big deal

>>682916669
Jesus fucking christ man. I can't breathe >>682916669

>>682916279
Literally described my last relationship right there. Word for fucking word. Even the timespan is correct. Kek

>>682916115
Literally the best thing I've ever done... so... kill yourself.

>Sex really isn't that great.
>I guess the person makes it what it is

Definitely this, you plebes think it is your life goal, but it's really overrated unless you actually really like the person your doing it with.
Sex outside of a relationship is pretty meaningless

>>682916669
With that smug ass look on his face

It's like cumming in a bag of sand

If you care about her it's great, if not, it's mediocre.

It's unimportant if you ask me, there are a ton of more important things such as improving yourself both mentally and physically.

>>682917182
no fucking way. was she your first girlfriend/fuck?

>>682916372
Because you're a cuck?

>>682916115
ask your dad faggot.

Interesting so many of you do it. My girlfriend is on the pill, but I don't cum in her in case preggers.

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>>682917594
>Because you're a cuck?

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>>682917594
>mfw

>>682916115
its like
UHHH
UHHH
*heavy breathing*
FEWWW

good luck OP chase the dream

>>682916225
accurate

>>682916115
Go on CL, meet random prostitute that says she does bareback and wants to be filled with cum. Do so.
Go to doctor and get meds for infections too.

>>682916115
Had sex over 100 times but never once come inside the pussy

>>682919888
can't you just buy brewer's yeast tablets and then make beer in your balls or something to cure any infection you may get? nice trips tho but bad advice

>>682916115

Its like a drug.

>>682916115
Like bags of sand

>>682916630
Bitch I'm 7' 10" with a 42in dick

>>682916115
expensive.

>>682916115
It feels exactly the same as sliding your dick in between two warm cheesey all beef patties of a double cheeseburger. McDonald's patties even have the same texture as real vagina, so stop being a lonely hungry guy and join the evolution of man.

>>682916401
We talking wife or girlfriend?

>>682920725
10' 5" master race. Dick is over three feet long, 34" girth.

>>682920052
Well done anon. That's admirable. And I'm sure when you're an old man you can look back on your life and say, whew I'm sure glad I didn't cum in any pussys.

overrated
the chasing and roleplay is better than the actual sex

>>682923157
He's gay.

>>682916279
The mouth is pretty important for me to leave a mark on myself

>>682916225
Way too accurate.

>>682916423
/thread

>>682918189
Cap'n Cuck

It's the greatest feeling in the world. Especially if you're doing em doggy style and instead of pumping hard you just grab em and hold em still while you unload.

>>682916401
I always go for the mouth for reasons like this. Plus it's more intimate sometimes than the vagina

>>682917320
Meaningless, yes.
Feels fucking great though.

Don't get me wrong, fucking my fiance every morning and dropping a big fat load in her is better cause emotions and Shit, but hey. A nut is a nut.

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Best bit is to cum then keep fucking for a second creampie. Shit is cash

>>682916115
Im pretty young i lost my virginity at 13, she had birth control shots so i busted in her 99% of the times we fucked. Its great OP i like doing it doggy style and then holding her still while i unload inside of her

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>>682916115
I don't know dude... I don't know.

>>682924535
nails... gross

>>682916853
or else what you gonna do , "alpha"? beat her up and end up in jail, I bet yo ass you won't

>>682916401

SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS

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>>682916372
kek

It's kinda like a time bomb which takes 9 months to blow and 18 years to recover from the blast wounds.

>>682916115

Extremely satisfying on mental and physical level.

Then four weeks later she tells you she is 'late' and that she thinks she might be pregnant. You ask her 'I thought you said you were on birth control?', then she says 'no I had to stop taking it because blah blah blah...', then you say 'WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU STOPPED?!" then shes says, "I thought you loved me anon! We should have a baby!", then you smack the shit out of her and force abortion pills up her cunt until she farts bloody baby bits out of her bitch box. Fucking women.

>>682916242
Kek. We got our buddy to ask our auto instructor when he lost his redwings today

>>682925680
this thread is so sad. I like having sex. Whats wrong with you fags?

>>682916573
Must suck to not have a foreskin

>>682916115
Married, been with somewhere around 50 women... hate to say it but i can jerk myself off and cum harder and better than fucking and cumming inside ANY pussy has ever felt.

>>682916115

It feels not as exciting as you'd think it does. More like cumming into a tight cup made out of meat, that feels like it has hot condensation in it (seriously).

>>682925880

Are you literally retarded? He is talking about the consequences of unprotected sex, not the act of sex itself.

You fucking mongoloid.

>>682925924

hahaha ur life sucks mahahah

>>682925843
>words of regret

>>682916115
Uh I just go raw and do the pull out method which means I should have like 50 kids but lucky me I guess. But yeah I don't cum inside so I have no idea.

>>682926065
If you only knew.

>'The German philosopher Schopenhauer called the post-orgasm moment of clarity 'devil’s laughter' because that is when you realize you are actually just a slave to a biological imperative uncaring of your happiness.'

>>682916115
it's like cumming in a fleshlight except smells better, feels warmer, takes a lot more effort and also all your money...and it cries too

Depends on the chick. I've had some pussy that was horrible. The I've had some so tight it was hard not to insta nut.

>>682926558

If tightness makes you instanut, you're a total fucking newb when it comes to sex.

I mean i don't but it it could if I wanted to. I have jedi mind control over my nut busting.

Except I have two kids... Fuck

>>682916812
this.

>>682916812

Holy shit are you ever full of shit.

im 30 have been fucking since I was 17....the last 10 years or so I cum super quick what the fuck is up with that....when I first starte having sex regularly I expected to cum quick but it was the opposite, now like 2 or 3 pumps im done....blow job only last like a minute...feels bad man

feels good man. like you're fulfilling your biological role as a man

Man, these guys aren't even trying. So like, you jerk off all of the time, I'm guessing. So probably you've figured out that if you squeeze you're dick muscle as long as you can while you're cumming and hold your breath at the same time it feels way better, way longer.

Now, I always preferred when I was the one on top, because I could control how I thrust as I was orgasming. So imagine one of those better orgasms described above, but you're a little exhausted, out of breath, and your dick is being gripped by something warm/hot, wet, and incredibly soft as you thrust to the hilt against a living person (imagine a naked hug where your dick is going into aforementioned vagina) and it grips you a little harder, and with every spasm of that muscle you shoot way more than usual cum, with many more contractions, and your dick is just surrounded in pleasure, not just your head, but the whole thing feels hot, and pleasured, and is still rock hard instead of that kinda insta soft that usually happens with a good jerk. and then you slip it out and that feels awesome, too. They feel way better than they look in porn. Try it out, anon. Get out there, hit on a total botched, chubby, uggers. She still has a vag, and it's still better than anything I've bought at a store, because it's never cold...unless you want her to try that, too. eels okay.

>>682916115
Felt great to cum in a girls ass, only mildy freaked out when I saw her creampie, and I had to rush to grab a towl

It's the place your dick was designed to cum in through millions of years of evolution and natural selection. It feels so right and is probably the most primal experience.

Like when you cum in your hand except your hand can't feel it.

0/10 wouldn't recommend.