Waifu Claiming threadiunnoThe rules are simple:Claim your waifu/husbandoPost fitting,
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu Claiming thread
>iunno
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Get buttmad
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
*it was a hologram*
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, more guro
Well done. We should call him Guro-chan.
Rory claimed
hey guro dude can you post more of this type of stuff
>kirino or something xdxdxd
>>682914197
Fuck that guy, always killed my team and left me to slowly kill him from a distance
>jenny claim
>>682914390
>it's me goku
still here
and
>>682914138
nice
>>682914174
its raining
>>682914325
you did now
>>682914344
what is even going on in this one
>>682914571
You really think I'm in the mood to take requests?
>>682914510
Reroll
>>682914633
I mean you've come this far, some stuff you've posted is actually pretty cool.
Stick around for us, hey?
>>682914633
Cmon guys we hurt his feelings. I think we should be a little nicer to our newest addition.
What's up, guro-chan? We traditionally talk to eachother while posting pics
>>682914510
rip guro
>rattle
sachi claim
>>682914633
Well, yeah, we do, Guro-chan
>>682914691
Cant even see the gore. Plz man.
>>682914689
Goddamn reroll. Ill not make a liar out of /waifu/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXW4zyDhkNA
>>682914612
I'm fuckin invisible!
>Barrock obama
>>682914782
bareback a llama
Claimed
>>682914777
Yup. Oh well.
>Nice trips
>>682914689
Nice try.
Plot twist though, more guro on singles too.
>claiming yume
Sorry I just left you guys before, I fell asleep..
Morning~
>>682914568
Death senpai...
claim
rip 4chin free life 10:30-12:50
>>682914915
Ay Yume
>>682914401
>Claiming Ishtar
>>682914893
>2 hour later rattles
>>682914915
want a coffee?
Death for an hour
>>682914628
Kek
>>682915110
Hello Froggo
>>682915111
>Checked
>>682915244
Hiya peachy <3
>>682915228
They know /waifu/ is a blessed get thread and are trying to get that blessing too.
>>682915244
Hello Europoor Lurkiko.
>>682915352
>wants to stop cancer
>bumps the thread
At least you tried
>>682915345
How's your Friday? or saturday?
>>682915391
Hey Homu
>Europoor
Aww yeah babe rub it in harder
It worked.
Good morning, I guess.
>>682915515
forgot pic
>>682915623
Hey Galko
>It worked.
Did I miss something?
>>682915515
It's Friday, and it jusy started really.
I'll send ya some food bb
>>682915623
What worked.
And yeah, morning.
What is the worst captcha?
>clicking store fronts until there is none left
>>682915515
How about we rub each other, don't forget im a fellow europoor too.
>>682915623
Good morning Galko.
>>682915655
Mugi why.
>>682915711
The "select all the street signs" then shows a tree
>>682915683
>>682915699
Trying to sleep worked. Also Hello.
>>682915655
My friend of similar ethnic background.
>>682915711
Good morning.
>store fronts a shit
>>682915699
>checked
Nah, that's cool
When 4chin was down I made myself some belissimo lasagne
>>682915711
>checked
>How about we rub each other
Well that's one way to stay warm during the cold dark winter nights
>>682915830
Selecting grass is a fucking bitch
>>682915868
Ah yes that can be quite the endeavor doesn't it? Hope you're rested
>>682915830
One time it showed me the inside of a kitchen and told me to click street signs.
>>682915868
>Trying to sleep worked. Also Hello.
Good to know, it worked for me too fixing my bipolarity and mood swing yesterday.
>store fronts a shit
Sometimes I randomly click the squares and verify just to get another captcha.
Heyyy my brothas!
Heading to physical test!
>Can't believe my test start at 8:00am im still tired lol
Just wanted to say Hello everyone and I'll be back later<3
Take care!
>Aqua Claimed
Hey, do you guys pronounce it as lasag-na or lasanjah?
>>682916294
Hey Aqua
>>682916294
Good luck with it.
>>682916004
I heard getting naked is actually a good idea in such a situation.
>>682916339
In Portugal we say 'lasanha'.
>>682916004
I slept pretty well. How are you?
>>682916015
That's good to hear.
>I do the same thing
>I also hate it when it says select the street sign
>but it's just one big street sign
>>682916294
Hello booty.
>>682916339
Heyyy!! Hope you're doing great!
>And I pronounce it lasag-na hahaha<3
>>682916420
THANKS HOMU!!
>>682916473
Hello my tittie friend:)
I really gtg but i'll be back later! BIG LOVE
>>682916473
Like this? At least you just click everything and it works.
>>682916510
I will have to warn you that my luck isn't so good, maybe I shouldn't wish it for you.
>>682914628
>>682915812
>>682916138
>>682916420
Not sure about the naked part but it's a good way to stay warm
In dutch we pronounce it lasanjeh
>>682916473
I'm fine if not a bit tired. Don't feel like doing anything today but I'll probably do some more coding later on. I also gotta pack my stuff and move to my dad's place for the weekend
>>682916510
I'm doing alright, thanks
>>682916710
kek
>>682916510
See you later.
>>682916635
I'm too lazy to click everything...
>and it doesn't work every time anyway
>>682916918
I fucking forgot pic again
I shouldn't play vidya and post atst
kagami claimed, mornin everyone!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz6og331a2o
>>682917070
What are you playing?
>>682917093
GOOD MORNING!!!
>>682916936
What I hate the most is when it says its correct and after posting it says it was wrong.
>>682917192
whoa!! morning homu?? or are you still madoka? lol
>>682917162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8egtsFtbhDQ
>>682917281
2 hours of pointless Madoka posting left.
I have to go to work now.
Bye everyone.
>>682916918
That sucks.
>>682917192
That's the worst, honestly.
>>682917369
See ya later Galko.
>>682917093
Hey Kagami
>>682917192
Depth
trying to get my skills back
I used to be in the top 50 sharks on the leaderboards back in the alphas but I haven't played since then and it's gotten huge.
>>682917347
2 hours??? oh well lol, then you can go back to being homu!!
>>682917424
hi akiko, how goes it???
>>682917369
Bye Galko
>>682917485
Having a lazy day. We're making the bridge since yesterday was Heaven's canal so no work for me. Still I'll probably work on my game later today but for now I'm just playing vidya
claimed
>>682917424
Thats great, are those leaderboards like world wide or some kind of region?
>>682917466
HomuMad pics are actually pretty good but I can't even post that mirror pic like this.
>>682917569
a bridge???? what game are you playing?
>>682915111
>>682915150
>>682915191
hey what up little fellows?
Yes sachi thank you 1 coffee and legs for my entertaiment
>>682917628
Win
>>682917696
Back then it was worldwide since the playerbase only contained about 1200 people, now I'm not sure
>>682917714
Heh, I guess our sayings don't translate very well. Heaven's canal or Heaven's ditch is a holiday. It's the day where the souls of the dead come from the grave and wander the mortal plane before ascending to the next world. We stay indoors to prevent the souls of the dead from overtaking the living. Making the bridge means making a connection between days that are isolated by such holidays. For example if tuesday is a holiday we will get the Monday off as well. So thursday was the hoilday and today we're making the bridge
claimed :P
>>682914401
H.A.N.A.K.O unit, ready for deployment.
>>682917772
Don't have any coffee but here have these legs
>>682918101
Hello bacon girl
>>682917696
i do like some of them, a lot of them seem like fan art...
>kyubey icecream....
>>682918041
oh!!! i totally missed that lol, wow we don't have a holiday like that except for.....halloween i guess
>>682917628
Cutie
>>682918101
hey crispy one how are you doing?
>>682918153
such fine legs mhmhm
>>682918041
Still impressive, even if back then there weren't any try hards playing.
>>682918101
>spots Emi
Is Hanako from katawa too?
>>682918157
Its hard to find fan art of MM that actually follows the original art style, I kinda hate that but eh. What does Kyuubey taste like?
claimed
>>682918153
>>682918371
Currently engaged in the battle of the century with my personal guards.
>>682918390
That is correct.
>>682918390
im not sure....i guess we can find out lol
>that pic....all those homus!!!!
>>682918551
Bane?
I want to die, /waifu/.
test
>>682918607
your a big guy
>>682918157
Isn't halloween originally something about celebrating the coming of the spring? Seems hardly connected to souls
>>682918371
You can have these as well
>>682918390
I don't know about tryhards, I just played and ended up there. I remember being matched with the #7 shark once, guy was a goddamn legend
There were only 3 sharks in the game back then, now there are 7, one of which is stupidly broken if played right. Sharks still feel very underpowered though, especially towards the end since you can buy a bangstick harpoon as a diver that can oneshot even the Great White
>>682918463
Suu best girl
>>682918551
Well shit, good luck commander
>>682918607
>all those homus
>>682918761
bane?
>>682918574
>>682918609
Yes, what is it?
>>682918710
Then do it with efficiency
>>682918869
-ERROR-
Multiple H.O.M.U.R.A units detected.
>>682918869
he's not a big guy
>>682918744
for you etc
>>682918761
hmmmm, i think the origins are similar to the heaven's ditch where the spirits roam the mortal plane
>>682918869
i wanna jump in there like a ball pit!!!! i wonder what would happen lol
>so..many...homus!!!!!
>>682918914
are you a big guy
>>682919018
what is your next step of your master plan?
>>682919144
I am not.
>>682919144
you're scaring me with those dubs....um,i dunno, i don't really have one lol, take over the world??
>>682918869
>>682919018
also, 69 last post number :^) lol
>>682918869
We need more homus
>>682919018
I once saw a documentary that said it came from Celtic religions and it would indeed be something similar. I think the pumpkin was meant as a vessel where the soul would go in instead of your own body
>>682918761
Getting one shot is never fun, but are they really underpowered? Are there statistics somewhere that prove it?
Being against that guy must have been fun, even if you got raped its always a honor to play vs someone of that skill.
>>682918914
W-what does that mean? Will the units crash?
>>682919018
All homus would praise the qt godess.
>>682919314
Hell no, one Homu is enough to give me the feels.
>>682919288
I don't see the point in your shitposting.
>Not a L E G S thread
>>682919372
that sounds awesome!!!! i wanna ball pit of homus now!!!
>>682919372
-ERROR-
System malfunction
Multiple H.O.M.U.R.A units found
Logic error: There is only one H.O.M.U.R.A unit
Illogical
ILLOGICAL
>>682919495
J.U.R.I unit detected.
Greetings.
>>682919372
Can't find statistics but we are to believe sharks are actually stronger than divers, because divers have a near infinite skill cap
Check out this interesting post from the Dev that says sharks win about 55%-60% of games
http://steamcommunity.com/app/274940/discussions/0/594820656444145064/#c594820656444455140
I was actually playing with him
It's a 2v4 with 2 sharks vs 4 divers
Dude was pretty cool, added me and we played some more games. I don't see him online anymore
>>682919495
>legs
>>682919699
Hello Mei
>>682919623
Ahoy there, fellow acronym sharing diagnostics unit. How is this solar cycle treating you?
>>682919699
This is a good start.
>>682919904
Ooh, those are nice as well, I love it.
O shit whaddup
Rory claimed.
How is the thread still alive?
On the same one as when I finished work.
>>682920146
waifu magic
>>682920146
I should be saying
Rory still here. But oh well. Been one of those nights.
>>682920146
Death senpai /)v(\
>>682920137
The H.A.N.A.K.O unit is worse for wear, but still going strong.
>>682920146
Because of our abundant numbers.
>>682919598
>you will never have a ball pit of Homuras/Kagamis
Why live?
>>682919904
Aha thats interesting, but maybe sharks do win more at lower and mid rating while at high rating divers are better... or something like that.
Thats awesome, I love it when im playing some game at high level and end up in someone stream.
>>682920146
4chin was kill for 2 hours, after which the thread just continued. Combine that with downtime and you have your same thread 3 hours later
>>682920315
This
>>682917772
certainly
>>682920315
Waifu magic is an acceptable answer.
>>682920330
Hi there froggo. I still see you!
So what happened with Guro-chan? Did he go back to his hook- I mean girlfriend?
B***a****n***e?
>>682920547
>>682920489
>>682920451
>>682920690
>>682920565
>>682920489
sigh....i wish i could answer that....im gonna make it my life goal to get a ball pit of homus and kagamis lol
>>682920565
Ah! Death senpai <3
How are you today you beautiful waifu?
>>682920553
I want Sachi to drink my cum
>>682920952
Ill drink your cum <3
>>682920489
>that pic
>2cute4me
Like the dev says, it's balanced towards high skill players. 60% shark winrate at low level and 50% at high levels. Seems balanced enough to me. When you're 2v4 and they can oneshot you you should be somewhat stronger. Remember the sharks immobilise themselves when they bite a diver, making you a sitting duck for the other 3 divers who can still oneshot you
>>682920451
Perhaps you might need some.. maintenance? Some tender love and care? I'm quite adept at female unit maintenance, I'll have you know.
>>682920552
>Not sure if this means post ASS
>>682920905
>>682920942
>>682920952
>>682921009
>>682921035
Bane?
jesus, is this thread still alive? Must be a slow day/night.
Anyway, jenny claim.
>>682921035
Everything is too cute for you, faggot.
>>682921073
do you have telegram
>>682920552
>>682921073
It does now
>>682921139
>waifu magic
>>682921144
I am easily impressed
>>682921364
>>682921260
>>682921199
naay?
>>682921073
M-maintenance?! Oh my.
Uh... no, thank you. I'm quite al-
-ERROR-
-SYSTEM MALFUNCTION-
-NEURAL DRIVES OVERLOADED-
-EJECTING EXCESS RED OIL THROUGH NASAL AREA-
-right
>>682921199
>Asking for Telegram and didn't even post a waifu
>Yo bby lemme get them digits kek
>>682921260
It's about fucking time!
>>682921297
You got it, Nice Name.
>>682921364
Damn girl you T.H.I.C.C
>>682920547
That explains that.
>>682920942
I am good, not tired yet.
>>682921710
You do require maintenance. Do you need assistance, Juri?
>>682921260
Akiko is the cutest waifu
She has shining black hair as dark as the night
Perfect legs and breasts
Her brilliant eyes act as a beacon in the vast cuteness of akiko
>Mi Liu
>>682921710
Are. You. Suure?
>All that red fluid is a sure sign of a faulty nervous system
Just sit down and relax, I know what I'm doing.
>You can trust me
>>682921849
I require immediate assistance this VERY INSTANT R.O.R.Y
>Juri
claimed
Bow down fuckers
>4chan claimed
>Yotsuba claim
>>682921849
They were the 2 most productive hours of my week
>>682921882
This guy gets it
>>682922113
Happy to assist, J.U.R.I.
>Ready to help
>>682922168
I'd just finished at work too. At least it came back up just as I got home. Playing MWO now. Need to get some masteries done.
>>682921759
Well shit Im sorry I wanted to surprise you with lewd frog legs ya shit
>>682922035
>>682921849
Uh... b-but...
-ERROR-
-VOCAL CHORDS FAILING-
-CORE PROCESSOR OVERHEATING-
-TEMPERATURE RISING TO DANGEROUS LEVELS-
ABORT!
ABORT!
So whats up mien naegers
>>682921759
Oops~
>>682922393
Froggu is sexy af
>>682922556
<3
Last claim for me until after classes
See ya guys!
>>682922736
see you anon!!! have fun!!
>always here
>>682922343
>>682922395
I need pliers, a wrench, new wires, some WD-40, and a.. flathead screwdriver. Maybe a new processing unit as well, this one looks in bad shape.. huhuhu~
>R.O.R.Y, let's give this unit a FULL BODY tuneup, stat
>>682922393
Well jeez you sexy fucking hot froggo, why didn't you just say so?
>For future reference my Telegram is the name of my waifu so just search for that
>>682922457
Not much, just playing vidya on my day off
You post here regularly? I remember seeing you before but I don't know how long ago
>>682922472
>
>>682922736
See you later
>>682922873
aren't we all? lol
>>682922873
And I always love you.
>>682922958
<3
>>682922959
I guess.
>>682923059
<3
>>682922472
>>682923151
This is lewd.
>>682922873
I feel watched
>>682922472
>>682923151
I gotta say the speed at which the internet pumps out rule 34 never ceases to amaze me
>>682922472
>>682923151
Wonderful melons, I greatly approve.
>>682923225
>>682923296
>>682923458
<3
>>682923296
You are.
>>682923517
>
>>682922919
>brings back a handful of chips, a small rodent and a large preserved brain
I'm not used to this world, I don't know what any of that stuff is!
I do know what a full body tune up means though...
>>682922873
>always watching
>>682923517
Aight, I'm off to wank. I'll be back in an hour or so
