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>>682895900
Could you imaging drowning in that shit. Damn shitty way to go.
Monitoring this thread.
>>682895900
Dumb nigger tried to climb the latter.
>>682896091
Drowning from turbulence. Or drowning after you got sucked out to sea 2 miles. Big difference, the ladder would be difficult.
>>682896091
Why would you assume they would drown? If they are totally incompetent swimmers I guess but it's not like they are trapped underwater or out in the middle of the ocean.
>>682896480
Allahu saucebar?
>>682896412
you can escape fate for only so long
>>682896643
A lot of people don't know how to swim, including myself (I'm not the guy you're replying to)
>>682896521
>African Space Program.gif
>>682896833
Guy was a cop killer, he's lucky they didn't just fucking shoot him in the skull
>>682895900
Anyone got the guy on the skateboard getting hit by the car while going down hill?
superlurk here. left the last dead rekt thread. impress me /b/
>>682896920
There's double yellow lines for a reason, dumb fucking kike
>>682896920
Why did I laugh?
>>682896562
>ladder
>>682897156
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
>>682897148
What the actual fuck? Did he get hit in the ass by the train? Why the fuck didn't he just ram the nigger in front of him?
>>682897148
damn!
>>682897263
This is a rekt thread, not a cringe thread
>>682897263
haha, what an idiot.
>>682897263
Bruh :0
>>682897465
yeah my bad, i meant to post a different webm, but my computer doesnt let me preview it
>>682897903
I know that feel
>>682897670
Damn I feel for motorcyclist. Anyone have the full video of this dead man?
>>682898044
10/10
Moar like this?
>>682896971
you means a hero
>>682898044
Was expecting a cock breaking injury there.
>>682898044
that made me kekkle loudly
>>682898044
it was disgusting for a second, but then it was hot
>>682898123
I want to know the story of that guy. How did his head get ripped off?
>>682897416
I think he was trying to when he saw the train coming, but it was too late
>>682898243
Kids in the background. Fucking savages.
>>682898044
I don't feel for this shithead at all. Motorcyclists do this shit all the time. Think it's cool or something. It's a fucking coin toss. Go around a corner WAY faster than the safe speed limit, wrong side of the god damned road then act all surprised when there's a fucking car bumper in hour face. Holy shit that's stupid. Same goes for skaters doing this shit. Morons.
>>682898243
his head doesn't look dead in that, even though it's clearly decapitaded
its so easy throwing your hands up, giving up and sitting on your ass, people like you are victims even online , you're just a bystander, because you're too lazy , too weak to do anything about it, people like you don't change the world, people like you won't ever change the world, you just accept it and people like you make it the miserable place it is, the only security you have is that you're behind a screen, but you know the real truth , everyday when you wake up, with your self pity and self involvement, asking yourself how can I make myself the victim and the rest of the world a shittier place, while I spout hatred and laugh at other peoples misfortunes because I know nobody knows who I am after I get up from this screen but maybe you spout hatred because nobody knows who you are in your reality, because you're so distanced, so delusional and you find yourself so damn interesting and believe other people can't comprehend the complexity of what you will jerk off today, that you hide away, people like you can't make a change, people like you keep things the same, no room for original thought or ideas, no way to change the world, take the easy way out, you always have, haven't you? Obviously that's worked out hasn't it? You miserable bastard, maybe for once you should try the other route, maybe for once you could try to live and stop being a pathetic maggot feeling stuck in a hole that gets deeper because it's easy, nobody has it easy, change isn't easy, success isnt easy, great people never became great because it was easy
>>682898339
I've had a holy fuck moment like that before and let me tell you I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I'm surprised that I didn't shit my pants. The most scared I have ever been in my entire life.
>>682898472
its his nerves reacting
>>682898243
His eyes were still moving.
>>682898243
Made my balls twitch.
>>682896448
>>682896480
some uncommonly posted stuff, at least I haven't seen these in a while
>>682898472
Well what do you expect? It's not like there's an off switch in the neck. Not like in movies where snapping a neck means instant death. The brain persists for a little while, though blood pressure drop makes that period pretty damn short.
>>682897263
how much is that thing worth?
>>682898522
You must be new here
>>682898243
>taking multiple swings to behead someone
Looks like we know who's next!
>>682895900
reminds me of a story i heard at work. my company does work at a classified navy facility that has a large dry dock for nuclear submarines, one of the biggest in the world. sometimes we have to go down into the dry dock to do inspections and the older inspector told me that they accidentally opened the dock when people were in it years back. it's 50 feet of ocean coming straight at you. not only did they all drown, but they most likely were crushed into the concrete walls multiple times and then tossed around so violently that they wouldn't have had a chance to swim out of the situation anyway. makes me super paranoid every time we go there, other than a bunch of kids with machine guns running around.
>>682898762
around $800USD
>>682896235
For what
>>682897902
Lost
>>682896594
Thats a scary drop
>>682899239
Stupid bitch get off the track
>>682899132
that retard who first goes over to check on his buddy has a fucking sandal around his wrist.
are these things even people?
>>682899345
Corner cop looks like he wanted to start smashing the cripple's head in the door
>>682899132
'Oh no he might be injured, quick, pick him up and ensure permanent neck/spine injury!'
>>682896310
>dumb
>latter
>>682899557
i hate people who walk around with their faces glued to their phones.
they deserve this
>>682899345
dafuq ficking pigs.
>>682899686
Fucking this
>>682899557
the driver didnt even try to brake wtf
>>682899933
Anyone else seriously turned on by this?
>>682899132
that was satisfying
>>682899933
I love how the lady drawing the blood just looks at her like "wtf".
>>682899925
whyd it blow up?? was it that guys fault looked pretty guilty
>>682900138
MY SIDES!
>>682896480
actually havent seen this yet
>>682899933
>>682899933
this shit happened to me. had my legs twisted around the legs of the chair and almost broke both legs when i slipped off the chair.
couldnt walk for a good 2 weeks man.
>>682899345
keke that cop is 'roid raging hardcore
>>682900375
made me cum
>>682899933
why? cause you wanna show her your needle dick and hope she faints so can rape her without her laughing at it?
>this is like a fucking movie
>I will confront the cops and get them to drop their guns
>tell my people to also relinquish their weapons
>peace on both sides
>I will now be considered a hero by my community
>NOOOOPE, JUST GOT MACED IN THE FACE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH NOW I CRY
>>682896920
where does his head go?
>>682900299
Faulty O ring on booster rocket. Failed and leaked fuel.
>>682900745
to die
Don't see this one often, at least I don't
More YLYL
>>682900671
Stop reposting ancient shit faggot
>>682900375
THE FACE OF SUCCESS
>>682897148
Yeah. If im ever in this situation i am fucking up whatever is in front of me.
>>682900896
I can't I laugh every time I see this webm.
>>682899345
*Whellie dangerous felon
>>682900835
Some say he's still rolling to this day.
>>682900835
dude. how did this end??
>>682896343
Ohhh he juked that car man. Robbed him of the triple kill
>>682900835
fucking kek
>>682900835
guess i lose thensdeeeee
>>682896920
those windshield wipers xD
>>682899557
darwin award
>>682900138
I wonder if there's any cop anywhere on the planet who'd actually think that's funny.
>Why I could never be a cop.
>>682901237
Never found the body
>>682901169
waste of pusy
i
>>682901169
Jeez at least get a sharp fucking knife
>>682901237
the guy who owned the bouncy ball had to get on the internet and order a new one
>>682896091
its more likely they were crushed by the water pressure, or slammed against the wall and got knocked out then drowned.
>>682899056
what the fuck? story?
>>682901246
o.O
>>682901169
Wasting that rack.
>>682901588
Guy got fired from a pizza shop so he kills his boss
>>682901588
a murderer happened by the cafeteria and killed that dude
>>682900835
omfg i can't stop laughing
>>682901609
i wonder what the hell that guy was thinking.
he just left like it was an everday thing.
>>682896310
i personally would've tried to climb the former
>>682896448
I've been seeing this gif for years now. Does anyone have the backstory?
>>682901884
Probably something along the lines of:
Ching chong bing bong ding dong
>>682901609
no reason to actually strap the helmets on i guess...
>>682901884
The thing people always say about china, is that if you help someone, you become responsible for their well-being. That means hospital bills.
Better to kill someone than to go bankrupt trying to help them
>>682901554
You're prob right, these are russians.
>>682901893
FUCKING KEKD
>>682901237
badly
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259094/The-horrific-moment-father-young-girls-dies-inflatable-ball-zorbing-spins-control-falls-cliff-Russian-ski-resort.html
>>682896864
Only stupid niggers can't swim
>>682901237
There were 2 men... 1 died and the other had serious injuries I think....
>>682901242
extreme_planking.webm
>>682898044
This looks like Glendora Mountain Road in So Cal. If it's the the video I'm thinking of the dude survived.
>>682897670
Fuckin goof "when in doubt, throttle out". Front brake fucked him hard.
>>682901609
Guy who drove away was thinking.
"You think im gonna help/did you just see that"
then "idiots"
Hell be guilty later tho. Ive been in the exact same spot once.
>>682902222
quads, witnessed
>>682900835
backstory?
>>682896971
**Alleged** cop killer. Innocent unless and until proven guilty, anyone? All of those cops deserve a cap in the head. The very epitome of corrupt, illogical, illegal, douchbaggery.
>>682901884
I'd probably do the same. Busy shit, those people aren't my problem.
not trying to be edgy, just practical.
>>682901932
He jumped and hit his dick on a tree
>>682902854
Read the thread.
>>682898044
http://ktla.com/2015/06/24/gopro-camera-captures-head-on-collision-between-motorcycle-and-fire-truck/
>>682896920
>windshield wipers
Fucking kek
>>682902722
Guilty of what? What can he do? Legally he has no burden to do anything other than report what he saw and he can do that after work lel
>>682900835
>>682902330
It's hard to feel sorry for him. What a dumbass.
>>682902330
The one dude was def just bouncing off the other guy, prob felt his body crush the dudes spine against a rock.
>>682899557
hopefully he died
>>682902909
Oh shit thanks a million!
>>682899345
STOP RESISTING!
>>682903144
2 dudes in the ball
Like right at the start you can see it
>>682903321
Top kek
>>682896448
did he died?
>>682900027
He was checking a text. Kek.
>>682899132
Sand niggers...
Possible spinal injury, let's pick him up and contort him into a fucking pretzel
Do me a favour?... If i ever get hit by a car around sand niggers, just let me die
>>682901932
second
>>682901377
In Canada.
>>682899239
chimp-out
>>682896480
Was this a standard Islamic service, or was there another cause?
>>682898472
You remain alive for a short amount of time after decapitation
>>682903144
fuck you, it was an accident, his children lost their father. have you ever done something fun but could've gone wrong? fucking hypocrite, you should feel bad for him.
>>682900138
anybody with the full video??
>>682903657
i should but i dont
>>682900877
brutal, did she die?
>>682900354
Pitiful, chin wide open. Fuckin nigger probly felt good
>>682901246
/b/tard
>>682903657
Dude, I have done a lot of things like that but this is beyond stupid. I feel bad for the children, but this guy... No.
>>682900835
MY SIDESSSSS
>>682903749
mods?
>>682903840
Yeah that was fucking pathetic.
>>682901187
Topkek
>>682904010
How is that even remotely mods? Fucking newfag
>>682903657
>fuck you, it was an accident
They're on top of a fucking mountain in a ball with no walls to contain them, wtf that's not an accident that's bound to happen wtf
>>682902771
fuark thats brutal
>>682903627
Fucking hell carl
>>682904010
leave and never come back
>>682899925
My grade 8 English teacher wheeled a TV on a cart into the class so we could watch the launch. This is what we saw.
>>682903627
Silly Antipodeans.
>>682896412
Cue Benny Hill music.
>>682903003
Ghostbusters: Nigger Edition?
>>682898764
You must be new here
>>682904206
Nice.
>>682904317
Reminds me of watching 9/11 in 5th grade. Thanks for the nostalgia.
>>682904317
How did you feel?
>>682904487
Here, you must new be
>>682897670
owned!!!!! i drive a bike and don't do shit like that jesus...
>>682904515
It was pretty hard to take in that we were watching people die. Not many were desensitized to these types of horrors in the 80s.
>>682899686
And I hope the driver killed themselves when they got home
>>682896971
I remember reading about a cop being interviewed and being asked "Did you feel it necessary to shoot and kill that suspect?"
He said "The suspect killed a cop. If my gun held 200 bullets, I would have shot him 200 times."
lol cops don't fuck around when people hurt their own
>>682897465
The card got pretty rekt, man.
>>682904713
>Flips sun visor up
Maybe I can claim sun was in my eyes
>>682897902
>filename
>>682901377
Well since weed is less harmful than many legal substances, I wouldnt care. I can't be a cop though because I couldn't accept a paycheck for ruining people's lives over a harmless plant.
Its easier to overdose on water than cannabis.
>>682901237
actually there are 2 guys in the ball. one guy died.
>>682900138
fake, rigged.
>>682899132
Hey! he totally jumped before impact.
If its anything that gta taught me, he lost like 30%
>>682905107
http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/09/world/asia/russia-zorb-death/
>>682898522
didn't read lol
>>682898764
The irony
>>682900877
well done kitty! stupid bitches...
>>682904923
is that a rat?
>>682901893
simply amazing
>>682905094
You don't HAVE to charge them with pot. Just ignore it.
>>682899345
Anyone is allowed to be a cop these day as long as you have certain height and just work for a bit.
>>682902880
this
>>682899933
She s cute. Anything moar of her?
>>682900375
Most satisfying thing I've ever seen.
>>682905244
Not sure but I would have killed it if it did that to me. No, probably torture it first... Cut off it's dick. Yes...
>>682901609
In most SEA countries it pays to mind your own business, people have learned to take this to the extreme.
>>682903394
it's "did he die?" you fucking nigger
>>682903749
would use those ears for leverage
>>682899132
I love me some justice rekt. It's good for the bones.
>>682905477
>being this new
go back to tumblr you fucking candy ass
>>682905244
capybara. Pretty much a giant jungle rat
>>682905596
>being this baited
>>682904923
lol got scared.. omg someone wants to rape me!!!!
>>682902222
quads of straight up truth
Time to break out the old gif collection
>>682904713
Ankle turnt straight dust
>>682905175
story?
>>682905798
Oh yeah, pull out those big thick gifs, bitch.
>>682905477
You're the fucking nigger, faggot.
>>682905244
average day mexican
>>682905945
u got it bb
>>682905714
Going this deep >
>>682905798
PLEASE someone give me an update on this. I beg of you. PLEASE!!!
>>682905617
Looks small to be a capybara.
>>682905641
Perfect.
>>682897670
>>682897670
Looks like Angeles Crest Highway
>>682905175
I've watched this 5 times and still can't figure it out. Did that guy try to steal a car full of napalm or something?
>>682900354
I respect our datk skinned combatant here, namely because he doesn't stomp Glass Jaw the moment he gets knocked down.
>>682903034
Guilty on the inside
>>682906125
Kek. Haven't seen that in ages
>>682906202
kek filename, also kek that cop will never walk again
>>682906202
Hahaha, idiot.
>>682900354
God this is just embarrassing.
