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>>682833840
Pfft.
>>682833840
Pfftttt
>>682833840
Survey says qt wolves :)
blep
hellu
pffppchhpcht
>>682834249
No Demos allowed.
fine.
Excellent.
>>682834599
freklz how do i run a campaign this is bullshit
Are you going to stop being a shitter to poor anons?
>>682834854
Give me your address so I can touch your penis.
I'll try
>>682835578
Don't be creepy.
more chat noir
>>682835472
make it up as you go
have a general idea of the plot and the things you want to happen to the party and build the specific encounters from there
be prepared to adapt if the party goes in a totally opposite direction than you expect
>>682835943
I dunno, they're all kobolds
I dont think there is anything I cant expect
>>682835824
laugh damn you..
Chat Noir is mine though.
>>682835824
I didn't see the need for it.
>>682836348
Be funny
>>682836353
Sorry, Daddy.
>>682835578
What percentage of people do you think on average have homemade fursuits?
I don't care whose he is, just continue posting pictures of him
>>682836193
that's why you have to just bullshit it
that's not to say don't prepare anything at all, though
but you'll probably have to come up with encounters and plot developments like, mid-session, at most one session before
at least that's how my old gm did it
>>682836638
80%?
>>682836560
aww...
>>682836638
80%
>>682836560
Are you just trying to make me angry tonight?
>>682836721
> 80% of people
>>682836802
It's on the agenda.
>>682836851
From my studies, yes.
>>682836657
I figure i can just keep feeding them gnomes until they are happy
everyone loves killing gnomes, right?
pic related, it's the bears they will be fighting first session
>>682836775
>>682836721
So... I'm the weird one?
>>682836904
You absolute shit.
I feel the sample population you studied isn't representative of wider society.
>>682837203
Yes.
>>682836906
depends what kind of game they are interested in I guess
cute
>>682837203
>going against the majority
Yes.
>>682837259
That's me, |shit|.
What, don't you have a home made fursuit?
>>682837433
I think they dont care too much as long as they can mess around a little
>>682837471
>>682837408
So... can you have a swine suit?
And if so, does a person suit count?
>>682837471
Literally shit.
Because I'm not a furry and I refuse to hide my uggo face.
Get in here! <3
>>682837569
seems pretty easy, then
>>682838141
I know
I just have not run a campaign before. It makes me nervous
>>682838316
you'll do fine
>>682838542
if i don't I am suing you for negligent misstatement.
>>682838737
call the cops, they can't un-embarrass you
>>682838098
So... in a sense we are all furries?
>>682838860
It's okay I will just abandon my girl persona and make a new one somewhere else.
I like being a fakegirl. It's like being a real girl without the menstruation and effort
>>682837931
The cutest shit ever taken.
>not hiding ones uggo face
??????????????????????
alright hipster mcraybands, whatever floats yer boat
>>682839077
yes I agree
so you are going to GM through text?
>>682839192
Yup. My mic is actually broken right now so I'm not even lying.
I might type some descriptions up later for copy-pasting.
>>682839080
A truly polished turd.
I prefer the "warts and all" approach to life.
>>682839336
may be a good idea
>>682839345
How many warts do you have? Have you named them?
>>682839433
I'll name one of the hapless adventurers that invade the kobold lair after you
Probably an elf girl who will get shanked
>>682839679
>Not having a single wart
>considering oneself "uggo"
I revoke you of your uggo card.
>>682839892
I'll let you know if they decide to show any mercy
>>682839827
I can still be uggo despite that.
>>682840059
so are they just gonna be defending their warren against invaders or going out on adventures or what
>>682840090
can we put this matter aside and agree that the picture you just posted is SOOOO adorable.
>>682840207
No. Someone as uggo as me is undeserving of catboys.
>>682840186
Bit of both. I have plans for a gnome merchant caravan to pass by, so being kobolds they'll want to raid that
There's also farms and human villages, which will result in the humans attacking them back.
Got an idea for an attack from the underdark, and the kobolds will need to raid them back to retrieve their stolen eggs/hoard/tribespeople
It's not gonna be a long campaign.
>>682840579
seems really fun actually
>>682840492
Not all of us can handle the tame innocence that is catboys.
>>682833840
Somebody really needs to clone MARU!
>>682840805
I can handle them. I am just not worthy.
Matsus cannot be catboys though. Matsus are abominations.
>>682840677
I'm also fucking them around a bit with the ending
Two plot points are
1: they're building a hoard hoping to attract a dragon patron
2: until a massive skirmish recently, they were a big tribe under this one particularly incredibly warleader
Kobolds are big believers in reincarnation, and one of the eggs is extra large. So I'm gonna layer suuuper obvious hints that this egg is the reincarnation of the warleader
Meanwhile they'll be bitching about what dragon they're gonna get. Black, green or red since they're all evil. They're already arguing it in skype
The big egg is actually a dragons egg. Best of all, it's a fucking bronze dragon.
>>682841179
that's fantastic
>>682841110
First of all how dare you.
Second of all, I know a anime you should watch that you would thoroughly enjoy.
>>682841430
So yeah
Egg hatches. Bronze dragon whelp pops out
THE END
anyway i suppose I should try to get some sleep. Nite
>>682841490
Why are you always shitposting your ava in g/fur threads but never contribute? At least post something sexual of him damn
>>682841490
I can be a daring sort of person.
I have already seen Ghost Stories though.
>>682842245
Were you a part of D.A.R.E?
but osomatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
>>682842418
What is that?
What about it?
>>682842848
Not only is it a gorillaz song, but
Drug Abuse Resistance Education (DARE) Evidence Rating: No Effects - More than one study. Program Goals. The primary goal of Drug Abuse Resistance Education (DARE) is to teach effective peer resistance and refusal skills so that adolescents can say “no” to drugs and their friends who may want them to use drugs.
>>682842025
>>682842418
Then stop nigga
>>682842848
Also you should watch that.
>>682843359
Have a porn.
>>682843498
Just look though, this thread was fucking sprinting until you two showed up, the last thread, pure g/fur and all its qt wolf glory, then you ava fags show up, and actually cause a thread to sage....notice a pattern? Ps...that's not even porn bro...it's just a blink of ava circle jerk
rather have a dead thread than one being spammed with porn
>>682843348
Yes obviously I know it's a song.
All that other stuff sounds like lame narc shit.
>>682843379
NO.
>>682843943
What exactly do you contribute to the thread?
>>682844055
Holy shit that gave me cancer....it was a fucking porn thread you Retard...it literally started off as fucking gay fur porn....you fucking Retard
>>682844533
there's nothing in the OP that indicates that
>>682844382
G/fur shit you fucking ava circle jerk autist...should you be in >>/Trash
>>682844533
Wrong.
>>682844624
Ok look, what do you think this tread was linked to from? A fucking g/fur....not a trash erp thread
There's nothing wrong with being a nigger
>>682844840
I don't understand how that's relevant
>>682844710
Ah not wrong faggot, why do you think people posted a bunch of gay fur shit then left?
>>682844687
Have you posted any?
You do realise there are numerous websites that you can look at g/fur on, right?
>>682845001
I am the OP. This is not a g/fur thread.
>>682845199
Why the fuck did you even get on the last thread then? What was the point? What was the point of linking a shit thread to the g/fur when it had nothing to fucking do with it?
>>682844382
It's a very good song. A B-side of it called "People" was released.
Yeah it was back in the 80s. I remember it fondly.
YES.
you seem quite upset at certain events that have taken place on the internet, friend
>>682845199
What was the point of ava fagging on the last thread? Don't you think you need to get at least a little of a fucking life and stay in your own circle jerk shit? Reality check mother fucker you need if
>>682846090
It*
>>682846090
>Reality check mother fucker you need if
that wasn't the only typo
>>682845902
What's the point of you being here?
>>682846032
I know all of the songs released by Gorillaz. Have you heard the Junior Sanchez remix of Dare?
You probably barely remember the 90s.
>>682846090
I've already accomplished more in my life than you probably ever will, child.
>>682846206
>>682846268
Yeah like spelling errors make a difference in the structural integrity of my point....kill yourself
your point was also fucking retarded but we are trying to be kind
>>682846484
> "structural integrity of my point"
It wasn't the typo that I was laughing at
>>682846384
>gives one bit of trivia
>>UM I KNOW ALL THE SONGS DUH I BET YOU HAVENT HEARD THIS ONE IDIOT
Yeah, I don't remember much of anything in the 90s that wasn't me in my old house with my sister as toddlers.
>>682846879
Not what I was saying at all. Don't be so defensive.
Mysterious.
>>682847176
Well to answer your question, no I haven't heard that. exCUSE me for not being a gorillaz fanatic
yes yes i am very mystery
>>682847364
Again, stop being defensive. I was just wondering if you heard it. I'm not screaming "reee I bet you haven't even seen them live you scum" or anything like that.
>tfw home for the summer but the clock is ticking
>>682847876
Welcome home! Time to relax for the summer~
>>682847864
Chet your aggression is really harshing my vibe, man.
>>682847876
tfw about to be done with school forever
>>682848149
and then what
>>682848156
>>682848335
hay
>>682848331
doesn't sound very fun
>>682848085
What aggression? That accusation seems hypocritical.
>>682848416
was thinkin about just becoming a neet for a while
gonna go take a shower
>>682848416
hay yourself
how was the move
>>682848447
i'm not being hypocritical you are
>>682848807
everything went better than expected and not a single fuck was given
>>682848807
I'm not being aggressive though.
>>682848887
dude
that's rad
>>682849016
ya
>>682849118
chet honestly man
inside voices please
>>682849235
got any exciting summer plans?
>>682849191
As always.
>>682849490
i'm serious, you're making a scene right now if you don't stop now i'll turn this damn vehicle around.
>>682849451
fun
so what's new with you honeydew
>>682849750
nothing since the last time you asked me that
>>682849654
>>682849892
i ate too fast, help
>>682849750
Cool. Let's go to Boston instead.
>>682850060
HOW DO I FIX THIS
>>682850116
y-you already are
>>682850060
Stand on your head to slow the food's progression down.
>>682850234
Yes. I want a job there.
>>682850313
that would hinder receiving entertainment into my retinas
>>682850384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaiP76-Vmzw
>>682835578
Okay, I'm at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500
>>682850576
Dude, don't give my address out on a public forum!
>>682850390
Boston looks nice.
>>682850475
Put the monitor on the floor. Turn it upside down too if you have to.
>>682850475
what did you eat
>>682850650
What's wrong with where you are right now?
>>682839827
what about stretch marks
MALE stretch marks
he ate DICK
>>682850830
what about em
be nice chaseymatsu
>>682850650
such preparation offends my languorous nature
>>682850762
leftover beans and cauliflower macncheese
>>682850646
Well I WANTED to have my penis touched
>>682850795
I want to live in a different country for at least a while.
i'm booooooooooored
>>682850904
What level uggo card do I get for that
