My dick gets bigger when I pull it! Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin! Will you help me to not rip the skin by using your mouth?

What the Muk did you just Mukin’ say about me, you little pidgey? I’ll have you know my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas, and I’ve been involved in numerous gym battles with Brock, and I have over 300 confirmed Rattata catches. I am trained in Normal-type warfare and I’m the top youngster in the entirety of Pewter City. You are nothing to me but just another trainer. I will wipe you the Muk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Route 3, mark my Muking words. You think you can get away with walking past me on your way to Mt. Moon? Think again, Muker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of youngsters across Kanto and your Pokedex is being traced right now so you better prepare for PokeBattle, Magikarp. The PokeBattle that wipes out the pathetic little Pokemon you call your Bulbasaur. You’re muking fainted, Kakuna. I can stand right here, and only right here, and my Rattata can make you black out in over 700 ways, and that's just with tackle. Not only am I extensively trained in Rattata combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my comfy cargo shorts and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Abra off the face of the region, you little Spearow. If only you could have known what a PokeBattle your little walk past me was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed in Viridian Forest. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you pants wearing idiot. I will tail whip fury all over you and you will faint in it. You’re Muking blacked out, Red.

>>682775439
thanks for that; needed a good laugh and the normal shit just isn't doing it for me.

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>>682774832
ey bby I miss it when you would stick your pens up my poo-hole.

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Now what?

You should stop replying to me now

>>682774832

I really love you so much we should het together

>>682775760
*get

>My gf want to put her dick in your deep in your ass what about a threesome ?

SCore nudes fam

'Why haven't we fucked again?'

>>682775984
this

I love you u fucking slut <3333

I really love you so much we should get together

I had a dream. But I was you and my body was sitting there. So I fucked myself as you.

>>682776308
Roll

>>682776291
Jk, I would rather die Lol

You know, I was really thinking hard about it. We should get together again. I love you.

Would you let me have a child with you. Just need your body.

>>682776454
rollin

DON'T FIGHT LIKE TED NUGENT!

>>682776499
Dubs get

>dubs decides
>no dubs yet

the fuck?

>>682776291
This i why i need to check my spelling before posting fml

Desudesudesudesu

>>682775676
>i miss you
Fucking bitches man, this happend to me 2 weeks ago and i fell for it.

fuck off and die

Talk dirty to me

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What are ex dubs?

You ducked up bro. Coulda got the nudez.

Do this
> sorry anon got my phone. I miss you too. How have you been? I wish I could see your tits right now. Show them to me.

Without fail will work.

these arent dubs.

op is samefagging wanting to say these things to this girl and then he's going to use the thread as his excuse.

well played but I see you.

>>682776913
>these arent dubs

>>682776291
Shoulda gone for the nudez
Do this
> sorry anon got my phone. Dont worry. Its just me now. I miss you too. I jack it all the time thinking about you. Send me tits for the spank bank.

Baby, I miss your sloppy blowjobs.

>>682777156
Rol

>>682774832
I miss your tits babe...

>>682777156
Roll

>>682777156
mods? Maybe?

>>682777156
Roll ttrain

>>682777156
Roll it

>>682777156
Fag. Go to a cp board with that shit

>>682777156
Ro

>>682777156
R

>>682777156
mods come back

>>682777156

FUCK YOU

>>682777156
Roll and
>these lil bitces put up better than your old ass

>>682777156
This

Filthy pedo

How about you let me see them tits again

>>682777222
Trips checked

>>682777156
MODS WHAT THE FUCK

Rolling
>send me some nudes baby...I need to jerk

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>>682777156
FUUUUUUUCK

also testing

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>>682777545

Is op kill?

Faggot op abandoned his bread.

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Now the wait

Give me 7s

>>682777156

DO IT AGAIN PUSSY

>>682775179
i'd be right happy to!

>>682777667
Nice double trips nigger

>>682777666

Just do it

thanks

>>682777777

Bumb

op will probbly deliver

>>682776658
Bitches are bitches nigguh don't go back move forward and get another one

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>>682775439
Roll

>>682776628
>Dear diary OP was a faggot today

Cmooon bitchhhh

>>682778431
Faggot

>>682777667
Deliver OP

if dubs OP has to send a dick pic to his ex

>>682779100
Winrar do it OP

>>682779100
Op must delivar

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>>682779100
Checked, op better deliver

>>682779100
Winrar!!!!
Send the d faggot

>>682779100
Check those digits

>>682779500
Hot damn

>>682779277
>>682779100
Shit been doubles checked Op..... you gotta.

>>682779500
Checked

>>682779500
>>682779277
>>682779100
TRIPPLE CHECKED!!!!

OP is not going to deliver

Op iz faggot

>>682779742
Op is sped

Op you dick

>>682779820
Call me a faggot but whats sped?

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>>682779100

>>682779917
Oh my days

>>682779905
Special education student.
Retard

>>682780010
Haha you got me there

OP must have a small dick

No wonder his ex gf left him to go bang Chad

>>682780232
apperently Chad had a smaller dick since she is back.

>>682780329
In that case, she'll probably be calling up Jamal and Tyrone pretty soon.

OP...you are dead to me

>>682780699
Dubs declares...op dead to /b/

hoi

OP has to cut his dick off if dubs

>>682780948
OP is kill

Op...come back to me
Where is Devin?

>>682781837
Roll

>>682781837
Send it

>>682781837
This

>>682781837
Rollin

>>682781837
Send

>>682781837
Yummy Yummy cp in my tummy

>>682781837
Send this

>>682781837
This op

>>682781837
Send it OP!

>>682781837
Dubs

I wanna tear your eye out and cum in your eye socket while i shove a hamster up your ass

>>682782177
Winner

>>682782220
Roll

I wanna wear you as a hand puppet

>>682781837
roll

also its nudism so its legal

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>682782361
Rolling for this

>>682782177
Send the pic op

OP has gone abandone the thread

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>>682782975

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>>682783042

>>682782975
Why WOULDN'T you be a fat, time travelling skeleton with a crown? What an easy choice.

>>682782908
Kek

>>682777377
dubs checked

>>682783898
if dubs i take over the challenge

>>682782808
How is this still alive?

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Op here sorry about the delay

>>682785761
OP is alive! and a faggot

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>>682786086

>>682785761
We ain't got all day

>>682785761
vay' quv muSHa'ghach quv SoH neH not qabna'Daj suffering naHnagh vIneH.

>>682786308
Could care less if it happens it happens

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>while OP is busy being a fag here is some entertainment...

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>>682786509

>>682786447
reroll

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>>682786549

JUST
LIKE
UNIBLAAAB

>>682786447
rolling

>>682785761
She's not feeling well. Comfort her and tell her how special she is. The iron is hot, hammer it!

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>>682786589

>>682786783
>hehe

What a fag

How is this thread still alive? If you get tits OP you owe me and better deliver

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>>682786783

>>682786830
he knows how to score the pussy. what do you have dipshit?

>>682786783

it her bfs fault. she is just a strong woman trying to satisfy her desires. her bf should be proud of her progression

>>682786589
Bless

>>682786876
continue this pls

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>>682787028

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>>682787137

>>682782908
I wish this would be true

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>>682787297

>>682776837
He's saying that's his ex. "This my ex texting me. Dubs decide what I text back."

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>>682787530
>last one

>>682787576

haha.....guess who got a black eye

>>682786589
I'M ON MY WA-AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HUH
DJ KHALED

>>682787576
Hahaha. Good one anon. You saved the thread.

>>682787530
Wtf is that supposed to be a pic of? A crinkled nipple or a finger in a fat puss? Wtf, not at all atractive

>>682787576
Anticlimactic

Op...wtf?

>>682787576
rofl that conversation is so cringe. that person wanted to cuck that guy so bad it should have been considered rape. jesus christ.

also sluts that ez aren't worth shit. but I guess gg for that guy.

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>>682787794
I'll make it up to you. Here.

>>682787576
God I remember this thread absolute gold

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>>682787715
here

dropbox com/sh/ycw8stzlul9nx1p/AACA729MC3hxKD0Z0waJoF0_a?dl=0

For all my /b/ro's that are waiting

Thread has gone on for too long with out the op.
Oh
My
Jesus
Pull up ya socks m8

>>682777779
Holy fucking shit, so close to teh sextss

>>682788012
I'd eat it

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>>682787576

Looks like another floosy got rustled.

>>682788214
With the cum there...fucking faggot
You're obviously drunk, need me to call a mental asylum, I mean taxi for you?

>>682786876
Nigga post something new i have seen this like 15 times in the last week or so

>>682788348
Nah man...sweet nectar spilling out of that black cherry...I'd spend all day down there

>>682788555
Trips and welcome back OP

>>682788555
She cut chat ?

>>682788743
*What

>>682788555
Nice trips
Now do this
>baby...why? To be honest that's pretty hot though. I'm getting kinda hard. Help me with this? Send me a pic.

I used to for a while after we broke up but then I her

>>682788943
Who cares. We need tits

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>>682788943
HAHAAHAHA WHAT

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>>682788928

>>682788943
Listen sweetheart I sit here with my dick in my hand. I don't want to see your rabbits, I want to see those meatmelons you got.

>>682788555
Ask her if she has any scars from cutting?
Tell her you jack off to make yourself feel better.

>>682788943
if dubs ask what the rabbits names are.

>>682777777

>>682788943
bitch is crazy

>>682788555
>I cut

ABORT

let me tie you up and slap you up with my AIDS stick

>>682788943
That bitch is borderline dumb

>>682787903
>aren't worth shit
the bjs are worth shit
did it look like he was trying to marry her lol

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The fuck?

>>682789507
which one is she?

>>682782908
holy shit i kek'd

>>682789224
Do this
>I'll calm down once I get the poison out. I just keep thinking about us and how Good it was. Show me them tits

>>682789507
She's lesbian
ABORT

Daddy hides money in the walls cause he doesn't trust banks

>>682789507
I bet you guys wouldn't have minded having a threesome with Deadpool :D

>>682789601
Right

>>682789507
Which one is she? If I've been sitting here trying to get you tits from some 2/10 I'm gonna hate you forever

>>682789507
You want to clean my cum off your glasses?

>>682789507
Tits please

>>682789507
If i dress up as deadpool will the two of you lick my nipples?

>>682789005
reroll

>>682789507
We need TITS

>>682790233
Prolly a 5 or 6!

>>682774832
So I've been thinking, it's been a while since we've seen each other how about we film a porno with your youngest cousin?

>>682790233
Need to see the tits!

>>682790233
4, I just noticed your butt is a little too fat.

>>682789224
Her FB is a pic of cinnamon rolls? She must be some kinda whale I've never seen before.

I really wanna see dat ass doe

>>682790233
Would bang/10

Dat ass doe girl, lemme see it

>>682790233
IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAND!

>>682790233
Please show the goods

>>682790233
I'm not looking to get back together. I want to use your body in every imaginable way ;)

>>682790233
>still a 10...babe I am legit so hard. I'm ready to explode. Pull out those tits now or I'm gonna need to talk to "femanon"

>>682790233
Tits tits tits tits tits tits tits

>>682782908
Funny as hell.

>>682789474
is she gonna suck his dick through the internet?

and besides, he was just seeking attention to his wiener just how woman seek attention for their body, etc.

I feel like he would marry her just because she liked his penis.

>>682790233
Need to see more of that body to decide, preferably tits

>>682790946
kinda assumed they were close and had the chance to hook up. if not then yeah fucking retarded

>>682791126
Yes, we should. I don't want to get back together, though enjoying each others bodies is always fun

Only if you show tits

>>682791394
>>682791126
roll

>>682791126
Only if I can rock out with my cock out while you jam out with your clam out, if you catch my drift nigger

>>682791126
Show me what I've been missing out on (tits)

>>682791543
kek roll

>>682791126
So you like fisting?

>>682791572
Roll

>>682791126
Do this
>babe...go To a bathroom stall. Show me tits or vag or something to help me Bust this load. When you knew me I was a boy. I'm a man and won't be denied. Later this week we will go out and have some fun.

Don't ask bro. Tell.

>>682791543
top kek roll

>>682791126
You should send some nudes first

>>682791126
get cancer slut

>>682791777
WINNER, TRIPS

>>682791126
But first show me those beautiful breasts again

>>682791777
WINRAR

>>682791777
Nice trips
Not exactly the path we are trying to go here though

>>682788012
sauce

>>682791846
Nah bitch. But the ass is phat and needs this dick.

>>682791846
Only if you show me those tits, slut

>>682791846
op see
>>682791777
and deliver

>>682791846
I will only date you if you kill your father first. That fucking prick is always giving me some weird look when we're at the dinner table.

>>682791952
Roll