Will I ever stop? Not till ME-tan's reading is over, at least.
Don't mind me, Anonymous, just on my way to page 11. Don't try and stop me, either!
gee reimu FOUR threads?
Will Reimu sleep?
>>682749842
Sleep is for the weak.
>>682749637
You don't have to create a thread just for ME!
Repostin to be sure
>>682748789
I can get a general rough reading with a single card, as if you were drawing in a card game. Shuffle the deck after every draw though, unless you need more insight on the first card. Then draw right away without shuffling. It can get as detailed as you need like that without overloading yourself right off the bat.
>>682748984
I won't lie, never heard of lightworkers before. Seems like a very interesting concept, and I guess I fit 7 of these 8 traits of theirs. I don't think EVERY problem can be solved spiritually. Like, I can draw as many cards as I want, it won't fix a blown tire or a sprung leak, ya know? But it terms of emotional healing, I'm sure it can help solve more than people give it credit for. I suppose I'm not enlisted, so I don't watch over any region. I just figure don't be a dick and try to help others that i come across in my daily life.
>>682749159
You sure?
>>682749389
It'll take a bit. But here's a thing you can try. Upright them all. Split the deck, rotate half. Shuffle, and do this for a good solid 5 minutes. Eventually, it'll feel like the cards are properly shuffled.
But don't let people be offset by ominous readings. And above all, DO NOT lie about the readings. If they got a spooky reading, just tell them. Giving them a false reading because you don't want to upset them is a terrible thing to do and can often cause a bad situation to become worse.
>>682750049
in other words it leads to BAD JUJU
>>682749953
How will you know you're special if I don't?
Your first card!
>1) Knight of Swords
Upright - A clever, skillful and active person, courageous and strong, always at his best in a difficult situation. He may have a tendency to dominate and depending upon surrounding cards, his movement may be either in or out of the querent's life for either better or worse. He is the archetypal warrior.
I'll be your Knight of Swords, baby.
>>682750381
Aaaaahh~
>>682750381
>2) The Hermit
>Upright - Caution. Discretion. Need for prudence. Counsel sought and taken. Inner calm. A need to reach into one's inner resources. Assimilation. Planning. A wise guide or spiritual mentor.
Getting news like you did just recently would make anyone sit back and reflect. I know I did when I was diagnosed with something brain-related. Were any of my decisions actually my decisions or was my whole personality just part of a disorder? I don't envy you right now, but I'm here if you need me.
bump
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>>682750746
I don't have a diagnosis, that was just a guess.
Though it is kind of likely...
>>682750794
Are you under me or is that mine?
>>682750746
>3) Knight of Wands - REVERSED
>Ill Dignified or Reversed - The card reversed, lends itself to someone who is impetuous, sly and deceitful, fierce in action with little staying power. A starter but not a finisher of things. Quarrels may be indicated, but this depends upon surrounding cards. Application of great force and energy becomes 'simple-minded indulgence'.
I didn't shuffle, so this is intrinsically related to The Hermit and the first knight somehow. I can't quite make sense of it, so I'm going to try and go further.
Well the year was 1778
HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
A letter of marque come from the king,
To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen~
>>682751184
>Are you under me or is that mine?
sorry anon i don't understand
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>>682751754
I don't understand the point, but alright.
>>682751184
If your reading feels like it's getting too off point, ask for more info if they're comfortable with it, or try shuffling the deck again. Sometimes that's all it takes to make sense of it.
>>682751184
>Upright - Gradual change, movement or travel away form difficulty or imminent danger. The solution of current problems. Long journeys and passage from pain. Obstacles that are overcome.
I still can't understand how the Wands play into it, but I'm guessing your natural element is air. That's the element that the suit of Swords is aligned with.
I get the feeling that you will be okay. You'll feel a lot better when it's all over, but it's going to feel like a slow crawl until that day. The key word there being "feel" because of your element. I think you would have gotten Pentacles if it was referring to objective reality.
>>682752092
Whoops. This was
>Six of Swords
Sorry about that.
>>682752236
Ah. Thank you again.
I'll keep this in mind...
>>682751927
What's going on?
Now for breakfast. You should sleep, Reimu.
>>682751441
God damn them all, I WAS TOLD
We'd cruise the seas for American gold~
Fire no guns, shed no teeeears~
>>682752382
For a bonus, I shuffled and spiritually cleansed the deck for one more. You get half of a Celtic Cross since you didn't get trips~
>5) The Last Judgment - REVERSED
Ill Dignified or Reversed - Stagnation. Delay in concluding a series of actions. Fear of change and sometimes fear of death. Lack of progress due to lack of important decision making. Loss and separation, not necessarily permanent.
This could be either a warning not to let yourself stagnate and give up, or just a general intuition of how you're feeling right now. You'd know if it was the latter better than I do.
Anyway, I hope it helped you, ME-tan. If you have any questions, let me know!
>>682751532
Th-the dick, Anonymous... weren't you the one who stuck it there?!
>>682752612
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
THE LAST OF BARRETT'S PRIVAAAATEEEEEEERS~
Well, since Anonymous has respected my journey to page 11, I guess that's goodnight everybody!
>>682753748
NOT SO FAST! ITS PAGE 8
>>682753801
True... well, got any requests while we go down with the ship?
>>682754018
i dunno i got nothin
Whaaaa! You guys are really still awake!? W-why? Geeez.
>>682754135
Alright... well...
Ahem.
>drags out a piano from the closet
"When Britain fii~iiiirst at Heaven's command-"
Wait a minute did you just fucking bump?
>>682754268
i gotta be up in a few hours so theres no reason for me to go to sleep now
>>682754335
>siggggggh
Aroooo~ooose from out the aaaa~aaazure main...
>>682754583
>looks around
This was the char~ter... the char~ter of the land~
>>682753066
This one sounds accurate. Thanks again!
Also you can just abandon the thread and go sleep!
>>682754268
I'm at work, I have no choice but to be up still!
>>682754758
And guardyaaaaaaaa~n aaaa~aaangels sang this strain...
>>682753418
>weren't you the one who stuck it there?!
correct anon
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>>682754883
(No... no... it was almost over... I almost won...)
>>682754938
RUUUULE BRITANNIA!
Britannia rule the waves!
Briiitoooons never never never shall be slaves~...
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>>682755129
RUUUULE BRITANNIA!
>hic
Britannia rule the waves!
>strained and slightly disturbing
Briiitoooons never never never shall be slaves...
>breaks down into sobs
>>682755129
Just give up!
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>>682754358
Why'd you stay up, then!?
>>682754922
Well that makes sense, at leas- what are you doing posting from work!?
>>682756151
because i wasnt tired
>>682756151
She's a night guard.
>>682756151
>crawls over to Reisen and face plants in her lap
>>682756333
AND ONCE AGAIN WITH THE TRIPS
>>682756441
My face plant was extremely lucky and well placed.
>>682756151
See
>>682756301
I work security in a building downtown. It's a dead of the night "nothing happens" job, so I just bring my laptop and chill with you all till about 4-5 then I have to do some stuff unless it's the weekend. Then I go home and sleep.
>>682756714
I still want your job, it sounds nice.
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>>682756151
autism detected
>>682756285
Are you now?
>>682756714
Wow!
>>682756850
I agree. Sounds nice.
>>682756530
W-wha? How forward, Reimu...
>>682756860
I dunno, Anonymous. I'd expect someone with autism to do something like go and reply to every post in the thread... not to do whatever it is we're doing.
>>682756860
Well...
Nah never mind
>>682756969
slightly but not enough to pass out
>>682756969
>6969
>>682756969
I-it's the trips! They have power here!
>>682756850
>>682756969
It's minimum wage, which is only acceptable because I don't do fuck all for the whole night.
Looking at going back to college to get some mechanical courses in. I'd much rather bust my ass in a shop working with cars and stuff all day for a bit more, than do nothing for minimum wage.
>>682756860
This is /b/, everything's autistic you autist.
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>>682757014
Ikr?
>>682757089
I see~
>>682757117
>>682757209
Check em.
>>682757239
minimum wage is... what where you live?
Tarot anon here. I will do one reading tonight as I don't have a lot of time. First to get dubs I guess?
>>682757391
$10/hour
>>682757416
Good luck TA, it's pretty tame tonight.
>>682757285
Sorry, but your double 69s just sealed it...
>>682756860
come on dawg
thats funny >>682756860
>>682757506
That's a dollar more than I make! Tch.
>>682757524
Wuaa! Wuaaaaa! N-not there! Not with your toooongue..!
>>682757416
Wait, the original tarot anon?
Haven't seen you in a while!
Or am I mistaken?
>>682757528
correct link >>682756003
>>682757597
Ya, but I also live in THE most expensive state to live in.
>>682757597
Ooh, Reisen-chaaan~ Should've thought of that before you made me hungry for rabbit.
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>>682757645
> not having a script to detect autism
Please.
>>682757611
OG tarot-anon yeah, I have heard that I may have inspired others around here which is pretty cool I guess. I only wish I wasn't so busy so i could show up more often. Any way looks like you win. So what kind of reading would you like?
>>682757856
Fuck you want faggot
>>682757953
I'd like an another look into the future, if possible.
Makoto and Reimu are both doing tarot thanks to you.
I'll be a little busy for a while now...
>>682757766
Ouch. NY, I'd guess?
>>682757800
R-reimu-san..! You're really gonna...?
>>682758304
>snuggles Reisen
Ihihihi... well, I know you wouldn't want any of that.
>>682758304
California. The driest coast in the.... okay, it's not Australia at least, but still.
>>682749637
-yawns- goodmorning reimu ^~^
>>682758735
Good morning. What are you doing up so early?
>>682758109
>Ten of Cups - reversed
>emotional lack, family problems, separation, selfishness
Looks like there could be some distress with your family life up ahead, or maybe you are more worried about your own goals without caring about how it could affect those whom you care for. Since the topic was the future I would recommend that you just be mindful of your actions and attitude and try to be diplomatic with your problem solving.
>>682758843
I have school lol I haven't gone in the past 2 weeks
>>682758496
B-baka... Messing with me like that..
*kiss!*
>>682759004
gotta get that morning run in, eh?
>>682759004
Been killing dogs in the 2 weeks you didn't go i assume
Something came up IRL the last time I popped over here and I couldn't do any of the requests. I feel like I owe you guys who asked what I promised you. So before I hit the hay, I will be doing make up requests for those whom I so rudely had to bail on. Now my memory isn't perfect so do try and be honest.
>>682759004
Oh, I see. I forgot that was still going on. Feels like summer to me.
Can't you all wait for summer to get here? I know I can't.
>>682759075
>kiss and giggles
If we keep trying to one up each other like that you are gonna end up in my bed, though. Sorry if I took it too far~
>>682759075
Mhm but that's in a half hour so I'm doing my warm up exercises
-hugs you tight- i've missed you
>>682759212
Okay that's not funny
>>682759270
I hate summer
I like spring and i never want it to end -hug-
>>682759295
Wouldn't happen if you'd take your meds for once
>>682759401
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
>>682759347
>confused hug
Spring? Why spring?
>>682759212
>>682759401
totally not the same guy
>>682759270
N-no, you didn't.
>>682759295
Right, I see...
I'm tired... I'm gonna head back home ot the moon, guys.. Have a good night!
Will it ever end?
>>682759608
Okay good.
>licks Reisen's neck
>>682759550
Hey man i don't have blood on my hands, shame you can't say the same
>>682759633
Hey, I tried to sing us down to Davy Jones, but noooope. At this rate the thread might as well get stickied just to make me suffer.
>>682759566
the cool weather and beautiful lively trees and most of all the flowers!!!
>>682759608
-steals a kiss from your lips before you go- sweet dreams!!
>>682759720
stop
It's hot in here wazzup reimu-chan ! :D
Where the cute girls at
>>682759846
Does it even get hot up there? It seems like your summer would be more like my spring.
>Spoiler: It's hot already
>>682760108
master?
>>682759711
>>682759846
M-molestation!
Zzz...
>>682760006
Marisa..?
Hey there.
>>682760108
Look toward the shrine maiden, bunny and possible witch. Stay away from the dog killer though, nothing cute about that
>>682760006
I know right, 23°C
Trees don't have leaves yet but it's summer temperatures!
-4.90.3000
>>682760147
Spring for us is mid 60's... summer is low 80's
Heatwaves are like 110 i just fucking die
>>682760204
I miss you already...
>>682760204
damn it not again
>>682760233
Dog killer?
>>682759220
Alright guys its 15 minutes in. Last call. Im headed to bed in 5
>>682760418
This poster >>682760344
>>682760344
>giggles
Your heat waves are my July afternoons.
>>682760185
What do you want
>>682760204
Hot
>>682760233
No
>>682759788
It's still entirely your fault.
>>682760522
Die
>>682760547
I really don't want to live in the south now. I just came from NC and it was hot af
>>682760562
Are you my master?
Gardening sucks
>select all grass
>I'm planting grass here
Always use qr and legacy captcha
>>682760579
You can't stop the bumping once it starts.
>>682760261
In our country the temperature rises to 40 degrees celsiu were burning in here.
>>682760745
-puts my finger in your mouth-
>>682760782
Someone needs to save us.
>>682760677
It's terrible for your hair too.
>>682760745
I just started the plot for my summer garden the other day, but I still have to pull all the grass out and till it again.
I wonder what I should grow...
>>682760579
I didndu nuffin...
>>682761044
is it okay to wear a cap is such heat?
Damn it clover is thrash
>>682760870
*fucking bites*
>>682761225
.//////. -bleeds into your mouth-
>>682749904
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IKTtUpDfj4Q
>>682761117
It wouldn't be comfortable, and by the time you took it off your head would be soaked in sweat.
But some people do.
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>>682761343
Uh oh...
You know, there's a saying in Gensokyo... Never pet the Flan, you'll give it ideas... well, I'm pretty sure drawing blood is the same here...
>>682761486
Read my fortune, please. Birthdate is October 31.
>>682761486
Gross... w-well i don't really sweat >_<
Anyway it's time for my jog, bbl -kisses your cheek-
>>682761654
i love blood too much...
>>682760992
It's fine, we're already too deep into the sin to be saved.
>>682761720
Yeah that dog blood sure helps you get off doesn't it
>>682761875
he left.
>>682761720
Try not kill any dogs while you're gone.
Alright I'm out a here. See y'all later!
-tarot-anon
>>682761672
No shit...? Mine too.
Here, I'll do a single tarot for now.
>1) The Wheel of Fortune
>Upright - Effortless success. Good fortune that is unexpected. Coincidences. Luck. The beginning of a new cycle. Advancement. Positive upheaval. Change. A card of good fortune, the appearance of destiny and Karmic change.
This is as close as I've gotten in tarot to seeing a "you'll just have good luck, okay?"
>>682761949
Ika is female.
>>682762023
Oohhhhhhhhh demn son
>>682762023
I thought you left
>>682762008
Wit till you get The Sun - Upright. Always a pleasure drawing that one for someone.
What's all this talk about dog's blood?
>>682762175
It's because Ika was here
>>682762141
Nah man that's not me.
>>682762239
Is it a thread meme or something?
Please tell it's only a thread meme.
>>682762416
It's not, ika kills dogs to get sexual gratification
Is this how it ends? Am I going to be associated with dog blood now?
As if.
>puff
There weren't. Enough.
>puff
Weird. Fetishes. Here.
>>682762008
Sweet! Thanks, Reimu. Have some dango.
>>682762473
That's sick.
>>682761654
Ehh...
Well, she's going to be seriously disappointed then.
>>682762656
>>682762656
It's still never pleasant to watch... you're lucky she didn't er...
I'll just stop talking now.
>>682762953
my will is being tested now...
ITS GONNA HIT IMAGE LIMIT BEFORE IT DIES
Is it... is it finally dying..?
>>682763575
IT WILL DIE ONCE IT HITS THE LIMIT
>>682763575
Did you just post that without saving?
>>682763644
>>682763713
No, no.. I saged. I saged...
Trust me...
Farewell, S.S. Reimu. What a long, strange trip it's been.
>>682761044
You did everything.
>>682761757
I didn't sin, it's all Yasen's fault.
>>682763575
Probably not.
>>682764953
...you... you bitch... why would you...
Why.. just...
It was on page-...
>>682765134
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>682765134
I can't just let you go free.
Pure evil.
>>682765263
Super Gensokyo here I come...
>>682762473
I would never do that
>>682766274
There is no super gensyoko. Just gaps.
>>682767047
>>682767047
>Question: Will Alice re-animate me as a doll to watch over this cursed thread forever?
>Method Used: Single Draw
>Queen of Cups
Upright - A happy card which indicates balance and harmony, also symbolizes high achievements made possible by the use of imagination. A woman who is highly imaginative and artistically gifted, affectionate and romantic in outlook, and creates an other worldly atmosphere around herself. A woman who lacks common sense, but is highly intuitive and sometimes psychic and dreamy. Atmospheres, other people and events can easily influence her.
I don't know what that means, but probably yes...
>>682767543
The answer is definitely yes.
Look at all this moss
That's like four loads
Fuck gardening
>>682768081
Nice moss.
I really hate that bitch Alice
Don't die.
Oh wow, it is still up.
-Makoto
>>682770943
Never gonna die.
>>682770828
Sadness covers me like a blanket. . .
Tuck me in. . .
. . .Let me die.
>>682771056
I want to ate your pussy, Reimu.
>>682771056
No no no, not yet! It's not image cap yet!
>>682771240
When it's at the cap we'll just bully Reimu into making another one.
>>682771155
. . . Do it. I won't protest. . .
Useless. . . It's all useless.
>>682771632
Now I just feel a little unclean.
>>682771782
Does that mean you won't do it? Alas, there are no more pictures.
>>682772076
It wasn't me that asked, I just feel unclean watching.
Reimu, make another one. Otherwise all I've got left is the KanColle event and sadness.
>>682771632
*eats it all up*
>>682772280
Now the wording on that was just nasty.
>>682772391
:3c