Alpha Thread
havent seen one on here in a while
>>682629971
This. This is how it's done.
obligatory zyzz
I wish I was that alpha. I'd have blown my spaghetti all over her meatballs in a heartbeat.
>>682630272
>>682629971
>types like hes on a forum in a private conversation
>plays shit like Dead Space 3
>alpha
yeah, alright
>>682630194
Kek
>>682633147
>talking shit about Zyzz
First day?
>>682633353
summer's here
>>682633333
holy moly
>>682633333
checked
>>682629971
so much fucking win
>>682632110
lel
>>682632297
omfg i'm dying
>>682633333
Checked
>>682633721
better call pizza hut
>>682630194
His body was literally all he had. Unattractive face and dumb as a brick. Nothing of value was lost.
>>682634094
topkek +1
>>682630194
call her a slut
she still wants to go out with him
wew. i'm happy i'm a man
>>682633966
Which is still an infinite amount more than what you have. Keep being mad nerd.
>>682630194
>Superior genetics
>gets his ass handed to him by a sauna
His genetics werent that superior
>>682633966
nah zyzz was a pretty cool guy
>>682634612
Would destroy the blonde on the right.
>>682634882
Lel, thought the same fucking thing.
>>682633333
checked anon nice
>>682635096
Why in God's name would you pull your pants to your knees to piss?!
>>682630194
Equality at its finest.
> alpha thread
>/b
Pick one
>>682629971
>le greentext
>le fesbuk
>alpha
>lele
>>682631695
unless shes 11 years old
>>682631695
Well he's not wrong.
>>682633333
oh lawdy checked
>>682630272
>It's also not normal that you always made this stupid fart noise whenever you fingered me
wut
>>682635288
To make an ironic picture.
>>682633333
nice
>>682633966
>mad
>zyzz
>>682631695
not a fan of trump but i wish people who criticize him on something relevant
>>682635471
isn't that the guy who hijacked a tedx talk?
and/or the guy who made the infamous "Yee boii" video on youtube?
>>682634882
im pretty sure its because of all the roids he did. That shit does a number on your heart.
>>682633333
nice quints dood
>>682635288
feels good man
>>682633891
fucking poser i bet she never even saw nirvana live
>>682630573
>zyzz
Eve online, neat
>>682629971
Have some OC.
It's me at a house-party a few years ago. Not particularly alpha but I'm always amused by how unhappy the girls are at the dog getting all the attention.
>>682633895
>not pizza nut
>>682636113
shut the fuck up
>>682636113
>>682636113
jesus christ
>>682636176
bro my stepdad taught me how to fuckin kiss i dont think you wanna see me wit the hands bruh
>>682629971
>>682629971
TIL this is /b/'s idealized concept of a man.
>>682635642
>>682634917
>>682634670
why don't you faggots stick your noses deeper up his ass? oh, wait...
>>682636377
>mad
>at zyzz
you're just mad because hes swoler then you'll ever be and fucked bitches you can only dream about.
>>682636113
>Have some OC.
>It's me at a house-party a few years ago.
>Not particularly alpha
you think faggot
>>682634670
Keep thinking that gayboy.
>>682636320
Top Zozzle
>>682632597
Are you really that retard?
>>682633333
Holy checkd
>>682629971
It's not really alpha to turn down a girl who wants to fuck for fucking deadspace 3.
I only saw a fucking neckbeard behind that.
It would be alpha when he would have said "maybe another time". Thats a completely different story... Doesn't even matter if he did her later or not, or just used it as an excuse.
>>682635288
Butters does it why can't I?
>>682632110
you awsome hope you fucked her
>>682636726
are you stupid?
>>682636176
>>682636238
>>682636273
>>682636517
Don't be hating because I live as few dare to dream.
>>682636510
Yeah he's in great shape. Not a bit of fat on him.
>>682635002
You do REALIZE that is a CHILD.
>>682636113
>>682635776
Those are pents you stupid cunt
>>682636944
>tfw it finally sets in that you'll never come close to his achievements
>>682637048
are you blind? she looks 20-24
>>682630423
so alf
>>682629971
alpha my ass, pure autism
>>682637139
Is that real!? Is that kid like 2 meters tall?
>>682637048
What's your point?
You a fag or something?
>>682637235
Nah, you'll die too eventually.
>>682635288
Why not you fucking conformist
>>682633966
zyzz cock suckers incoming.
I agree with ur point
>>682630194
Fucking Mirin his alpha side hard
>>682637217
Looks like guy from HATRED
>>682637029
fucking scott hugging the urinal because he doesnt want people to see his lil pecker
>>682635002
Would destroy the blonde on the right
>>682631695
It's true?
>>682637394
Not too worried about it, necrophilia is far from the weirdest thing I've seen on here.
>>682637273
it's a fucking wax model
>>682637253
well videogames > the pussy
>>682630272
lol stupid bitch will come running back
>>682637721
Genie, I wish you free.
>>682636113
"girls"
>>682637721
>Average vape users
>>682635471
who is this guy lmao
>>682635288
I do it really fucks with normies like you
>>682634897
Oh fuck
>>682636113
I'm confused.. Why aren't you paying attention to the other 2 dogs?
>>682637953
Feels good man.
>>682637781
>people actually think this
>>682637139
thats a wax figure
>>682638130
They didn't wag their tails enough.
>>682637312
Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /b/...
Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HER HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!
And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman, I was raped. My virginity was taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, I wanted to fucking kill my fucking self. IS THAT FUCKING FUNNY? FUCK NO YOU FUCKHOLES!
Go back to making Fresh Prince threads, /b/, you fucking aardvarks
>>682632213
IS IT MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME?! aka Sam Hyde?
>>682629971
....this is considered alpha now? What the fuck
>>682635288
>to photo bomb a tumblr thug
side note; I have the same hoodie on. Comfy af
>>682638246
>implying men don't get raped
>implying that the people posting weren't raped/molested
>implying gallows humor isn't a valid way of dealing with your feelings
thanks for being understanding, you shrill feminist shitbox of a person
>>682633333
wow
>>682637842
Cross eyed little nigger
>>682633333
I thought it was a girl before the third panel
>>682638246
im 24 i would also destroy that blond pussy.
Shes old enough for consensual sex.
>>682638246
>>682635739
Does look like him
>>682636944
checked and keked
>>682637048
>>682636606
i think that the fact that she straight up changed the conversation when he confronted her with the fact that he weren't getting anything confirmed he weren't gonna get shit
>>682634327
>>682634464
kek. lost
>>682638246
Get raped
>>682635909
that guy looks like blond fungo
>>682638246
Geez, would someone shove a dick in this bitch's mouth so she would shut up?? WHat's up her ass?
>>682635766
dnp+clen+uppers not vitamin s killed him
>>682638389
No being alpha is letting women walk all over you. You're an idiot.
>>682637842
who has the sheckles version?
>>682634327
what annoys me the most is that he goes at the top of the window to click open when double click exists.. he can't into computers
>>682638246
Rape us a physical agression no difrente for being beaten up .
So is ok to make fun of cp but not young girls being raped? like most woman your are not very logical .
I have dated a woman who also lost its virginity to a rape, she would start to shiver and push me away while we make love. i bet most rape victims are like this.
I was also molested as a child, being a men is difrent from being a woman, non the less it takes away alot of "thing" just the same.
Stop being a victim, is just animal behavior, everything is ok to make fun off, and i would also fuck if consensual that 15 year old pussy .
Sorry about my awful gramar , im not a native English speaker
>>682635002
Ffs shes like 9
>>682639335
age is just a number
>>682639335
she looks like a female version of matty B
>>682637029
daaaayum, is that nigga peeing or moving in?
>>682637842
i would like to eat her asshole
>>682633721
WTF THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE A GUY AT MY WORK!!!
>>682632110
High larious
>>682637842
sister is hot tho
>>682630194
Holy shit. I will never know this level of alpha
>>682639401
and prison is just a room,
and getting raped in the shower is just a surprise alpha
>>682629971
>>682629971
>Plays video games
>Is gay
>Thinks that's alpha
>>682632911
>80 likes
this is how you build a future for yourself
>>682630194
Dude I went to high school with adrijana she was always a mega cunt
>>682640058
what get some id
>>682631695
yet another issue we see eye to eye on
>>682629971
Doesn't really fit the thread but this chat up lines been working for me on tinder.
>>682641134
Kill yourself faggot
>>682640619
Back when mods used to be gods.
>>682634327
>getting turnt with handfaggot
>>682637048
Fuck off normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>682638249
yeah
>>682641642
you should listen to this guy you fucking faggot
>>682636575
Unfortunately for you; to be an alpha you also have to have a basic understanding of the English language.
>>682641134
You think they don't know what's up?
They think you're a faggot.
You can't sincerely hold a conversation.
You're not man enough to just ask to fuck.
You're totally worthless and you fuck fat chicks and old men.
>>682630901
kek
>>682638246
> IS THAT FUCKING FUNNY?
I would need more details to know for sure. But I've raped a few bitches and I still laugh when I remember.
>>682630857
Dan Bilzerian is Alpha as shit
>>682643111
That´s because it´s hilarious, for fucks sake
>>682643111
Edge Lord reporting in
>>682636113
bragging about two fat bitches? Fuckin beta pleb
>>682634768
bob dylan quote on /b/
noooiiiccce
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>>682643442
The first girl - her personality did a 180 overnight. It was hilarious to see how shy she got.
Another girl was blackout. She apologized profusely in the morning for being so drunk.
>>682632213
Sam Hyde is our lord and savior, one of the very few good channels on youtube is MDE
>>682632110
something about the breast cancer wristband makes this a hundred times funnier
>>682633451
AMBULANCE! AMBULANCE!
>>682635758
underrated
retribution/10
>>682643571
not really, tbqh. Maybe this would be edgy on facebook or whatever, but being honest is the baseline here. And rape can be crazy funny, pretending otherwise is cucked
>>682630901
I read this as they named the child "hey baby" and sat for a minute imagining them treating it like a dog just saying "hey baby!" In a high pitch voice until it thinks that's its name
>>682635758
isn't that the guy who uploaded a video of himself inside of a car complaining about being a virgin and unkissed?
>>682638246
K tumblr
>>682638246
is this you?
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â–² â–²
>>682638246
men take rape seriously too, you know
>>682644933
welcome newfag
>>682645489
just asking to be sure
thank you for confirming it anyway
>>682638121
lmao what the fuck is the context
>>682635988
She actually jokes about that
>alpha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9VPzutDGZ0
>>682638246
Well you could've said no :^)
>>682639439
>Wincest+under8
>>682638246
lol rape can be funny. picture porky pig raping elmer fud. just because you're completely self centered and think everything in the universe has something to do with you and your tiny insignificant existence and someone you never met should be effected by something that happened to you that they had no part in. maybe you were raped for being a dumb self-centered cunt, or maybe cause being a cum dumpster is all you're good for.
>>682645794
nah you're new
>>682646030
What are they talking about
man I am a MASSIVE faggot NEET that can't get LAID so I go to /b/ like a PATHETIC SACK OF SHIT and be CREEPY towards women and girls. I AM SUB HUMAN FILTH that should DIE by eating nothing but literally DOG SHIT until my heart gives out and my fat, pestilent body twitches on the floor with CUM dripping from every orifice because I'm just so GAY and STUPID. What an intelligent PERSON I am to be spending all my time ONLINE talking to OTHER LOSERS and posting SHITTY LOL MEMES like a twisted fucked up mental REJECT. My life is AWESOME my parents must be SO PROUD.
>alpha cop
>>682633111
>Not editing it to @POTUS
Didn't even try.
>>682645145
the one, true fupa-lord...
>>682638255
His mom is fucking folding laundry in the background
>>682646320
Newfag claiming someone is a newfag. Keep in mind /b/ isn't the only board
>>682638246
rare or new pasta?
>>682633333
>quints
>filename
this is such a win
>>682631695
It's not wrong, life's not fair. I'll never be 10/10 because I'm not 6'2". Deal with it.
Fucking femenists
>>682647186
ok newfag
>>682646641
I'm glad you know and accept who you are, self-realization is very important.
>>682642505
Fucked 4 girls already using this. I'm in Asia though probably Coz I'm white. How do you start a conversation?
>>682633333
Daaaaayum, son.
>>682647767
You don't need to "use" anything in asia
>>682630272
Next message:
Alpha: What u doing tonight
Woman: U OBVIOUSLY GET THAT DICK IN MY ASS