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>>682610273
lets go bro

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>>682610273
>>682610419
and anotha juan

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Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.

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They croosed the desert and there it was, an oasis in the sand. The lulz ran fresh and quenched their thirst, they could pluck oc right off the branches of trees. Oh, and the memes, memes as far as the eye could see like nothing they had ever seen before.

But then the darkness began to fall. They mistoke the setting sun for a promise of salvation from the baking desert, but it revealed the oasis as a mirage. They were dreaming all along as they lay dying on the desert floor. And now they're frozen bodies, reminders of what could have been.

From their lips they uttered one last phrase.

Desu.

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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
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I am the desu of my board
Desu is my body and shitposts are my blood
I have derailed over a thousand threads
Unknown to snacks, nor known to moot
Have withstood pain to create many desu
Yet, these hands will never hold desu
So as I desu, unlimited desu spam

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Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on

I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on

I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

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The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

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>>682610273

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>>682612728
I'll see your lion, and raise you several watermelons.

>>682612893
why does she have two vaginas?

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>>682612893

>>682610273
OMG LOL BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A PUG.

That fucking sucked, man.

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>>682613171
Because drawings are awesome.
>>682613215
Unf

>>682613171
Urethra and vaginal cavity, dumb cunt.

Desu Spamming and Watermelon spamming.

Abandon Thread

>>682613655
>[triggered]

Good fuck off you poofter.

>>682610571
Got me

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Why I love /b/

>>682613171
its her pee hole mate

>>682614022
You're the reason I hate 4chan

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>>682614274

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>>682614421

>>682614696
It sounds better on paper than in practice.
I'm normally a garbo guts, but I wouldn't eat that even without the frosting.

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>>682615137
i doubt anyone ate it

>>682614274
kek'd and saved

None of this is even remotely funny. You suck.

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>>682616048
so this wasn't you then?

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Just now popped on my fb feed

https://youtu.be/WD9F2oiKho0

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>>682610273

>>682613171
underage and b&
modsmodsmods

>>682614997
fucking hell
lost so hard
saved fo further use

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>>682616666

>>682614997

this made me happier than you could ever know.thank you anon

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>>682617084
np mate this is why i dump

>>682617226
>flood
FTFY
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>>682614421
>dat Diary
>dat Disguise Kit
Holy fucking lel.

>>682614377
You're the reason i'm indifferent to 4chan

>>682614997
lold

>>682617634
>>682617579
If you wondering why their isn't a bunch of kek/tldr reply's and shitty memes, that was desu. the fucker closed pool for like 2 weeks now.

>>682614630
I still want to know what happened in this conversation, and if it's real or not. It would be amazing.

>>682611477
faggot why are you here and not in the fluffy/trap/furfag threads?

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>>682612893

>>682613855
is this loss

>>682610273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeVtGOVdy0I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

>>682618147
Because children play here. Also this is a good recruitment place.
Derailment is up across /b/
Also, seeing as you seem to have a problem against thoes threads, why not save some pasta and images, DIY not your personal army faggot.
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>>682616356
Fuckin lol

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United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.

Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.

>>682618147
Also here's some raw pasta as to what the real cancer is
Read between the lines I'm yet to re write it.
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The porn of cam whores are not a discussion, they belong on /r/ or their appropriate board.
Does no one remember the flame people would get for /r/equests on /b/?
They are often just full of bumping posts and nothing of value.

I for one will desu.


The only people to leave so far are the users that solely come here for ylyl threads. People who have no more interest in discussion than posting kek, or sauce?
The other night after desu calmed the thread ylyl threads were no longer flooded and people were talking and even a successful troll took place, a great sight to behold as that was truly the fist sign of lulz I've seen here in donkeys.

If you only come here to post images whats the point of having a text field? 4chan is a discussion board not an image hosting service.
>change the rules
It was an attitude of [triggered] that lead to the creation of /mlp/
And that was pathetic. Anons should hang their heads in shame.
This is where we post gore and filth, and fucking technicolor ponies got you mad?
>>>/tumblr/

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>>682615765
ok this got me ffs

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Don't do books kids. You don't wanna end up like me, do you?

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>>682619418

>>682610942
Lool mom 'askii art' so fun!

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>>682619504

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>>682619470

>>682618280
fuck...
did this
different tho cause my home wasn't 3 doors down
more like 2 streets

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>>682610273

>>682615412
Classic GumNut

>>682618970
Fuck lost

>>682616666
Nice stan quads

>>682618929
he got it tho

>>682616295
>MUH
>urban outdoorsmen
卍h†卐╠þ

>>682616295
These people deal with the most horrible of wounds and the most disgusting things that grow on and in people. If they want to have a bit of humour to stop it from sucking so fucking much, let them.

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>>682620195
Care to say what your pasta is about?
Or are you just trying to be a sigfag?

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>>682610273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTmjbb4GEuI

>>682617759
you're the reason I think I'm too old for this shit and should be doing something more interesting with my life even in matters of procrastination

>>682614630
>tell her i'm hiv positive
>her
totally fake

>>682618077
I have lost my shit on this one ... rly :D 10/10 m8

>>682619009
tl;dr

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>>682610674
lost

>>682612893
her urethra and her vagina.
youre such a fucking virgin, you dont even know shit about the female anatomy.

>>682617902
What the fuck?
Speak English you retarded faggot

>>682613996
Old but gold good sir.

>>682614274
Spooky

>>682620195
Top 卍h†卐╠þ

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>>682620312
>He wasn't there

Fuck you joe

>>682618344
>Swedish sauna
>hot
Nice try homo

>>682613215

>mfw no giant clit-cock

>not anatomically correct/10

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>>682618077
That faggot was a faker.

>>682616919
lost

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>>682620683

>>682612860
that was actually funny

>>682621213
Fair enough, I personally want to push kekekeke, just because it pisses off the children that hate anime because their cool friends says it sucks.

Also wasn't that tryed many years ago?

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>>682616295
>terminal deceleration syndrome
>pharmaceutically gifted
EMT here, fuck me I laughed

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im sorry but this doesnt compare to all your shitty ylyl photos.

this is king of ylyl

>>682622568
its original content unlike your overused anime and 9/11 memes.

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>>682617759
You forgot your picture

Reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ

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>>682616267
this one had me in tears. lost at any time he'd reference one of the cats "violent ends"

Best ylyl in a long time, minus the shitposting wars.

>>682623247
I actually remember this thread being posted. Fuck me, that's too much cringe

>>682621964
doing a screencaps of the threads that spawned this right now.

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Can we stop posting past threads and instead some top-quality memes

>>682615952
Link with the song, please.

>>682616191
Classic.

>>682623721
>white heading
>top quality
Pick one

>>682610767
lel wy dis bitch so ugly?

>>682611219
Desu sure is a weird way to spell faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SQz4TB5-0c

>>682618970
When it zooms into the rats face, fucking lost

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>>682616666

>>682618970
Fucking lost.

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With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000

Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply

At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high

The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins

Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back

Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...

>>682616356
i didn't think people still did this anymore

>>682618970
HAHAHAHHHAHAHA

>>682625394
It happened to me a couple of weeks ago
>finished some stupid project at work
>fucking finally
>go out
>i kinda h8 those plebs
>get pissed
>the project manager has the idea to do this fucking shit
>everybody goes out I order another beer
>literally drag me out beer still in hand cig in mouth
>I don't jump, as I would spill my beer, have to cut me out of the pic

They hung that shit over the entrance, in fucking Guernica scale. Pisses me the fuck off

>>682625961
>Guernica scale
Kekekeke

>>682625961
Fun at parties

>>682620891
Wonder why it hasnt happened again

>>682626488
No they aren't which is why I got drunk. Picture the kind of folks who get excited for "let's jump like morons" pics.

>>682617880
I miss far cry 2.

>>682614598
god i love those

>>682626756
On our side theirs alot of sjw lurkers that neigh say everything with le-edgy

On theirs they have privet communication.

We're getting raided as we speak.

>>682615765
fukken saved

>>682623816
Nigger

>>682614022
I love a dirty pastry

>>682610674
Are you an edgy fag with a meme account on insta?

>>682627710
Calm the fuck down.

>>682619308
>hottest wife
>successful career
>still strong as shit compared to any human

Better get some books

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>>682627325
>>682626756
Flame all moralfags and anti raid comments when you see them. That's part of the chemo /b/ needs.

>>682625317
lost

>>682615412
>hides shiny objects in my dog's ass
People just can't resist ruining their jokes with dumb shit

>>682628155
>>682628155
>>682628155
Lost so much

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>>682622568
when the chicken tendies become to the chicken thighs

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>>682616356
Not sure which is funnier.
The fat girl's lack of jump, or the girl on the left with no shadow.

>>682627905
Sharing memes on insta is the way to go

>>682616666
Checked

mad trips

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>>682629741
KEK

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chug chug

>>682629888
checked

>>682614497
Whatever I pick beforehand, Werner Herzog is a staple in any of my builds.

>>682629812
if you're 14 maybe

>>682616395
thats a cute pug

>>682614274
>>682614421
>>682614497
this is golden, kek'd and saved

>>682615765
>you cant appeal
lmfao

>>682615230
>lick
>super effective against diglett

>>682616295
Fucking lost

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>>682631342
>>682631797

try it I dare you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gknI9w0PRXc

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>>682631895

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>>682614630

　Ｌ　Ｏ　Ｓ　Ｔ

>>682630211
Checked.

>>682620824

Not that guy, but most of your chavs and club going folk are not aware of the placement and function of a female urethra, and they get laid all the time. Ignorance in this instance is not related to virginity

>>682611294
Fuck off faggot don't go spreading your bullshit heretical crap to 40k bitch

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>>682631895

>>682616356

I don't understand laws of physics

why the whale is already landing ?

>>682629859
Fucking lost

>>682618344

everyone knows that swedish sauna is at least -40 degrees.

dat ain't a stove, bro. it's a freezer.

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>>682632544
because it never flew. Whales can't fly.

>>682623013

This guy won life

>>682632544
chubby woman dont do no leg trainings
chubby woman do not be able jumping very high
chubby woman land early

>>682616467
Kek

>>682614836
I don't care how fake it is, I always lose to this.

>>682613996
Round two?

>>682616136
This shit is dumb as fuck.

You can say that any woman who has been in a long term relationship has taken the same or more length of dick.

200 guys is a fucking ton though but still if my dick is 5.5 inches and I fuck my gf on a normal basis she's taken the same amount of dick..

>>682613996
Why must SJW always like homestuck?

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I havent lost yet

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1 of 3

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>>682633840
2/3

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>>682633840
>>682633917

3 of 3

>>682631995

original pic was staged as well

>>682614274
Time traveler viking skeletons with dirty bones so i can gave the feminist warewold HIV while she was a child and kill her easily using her lack of inmune sistem

>>682613996
Ah, the good old days

>>682618970
Anyone have sauce for this?

>>682610504
How is this funny? The shitty 6th-grader tier attempt at humor in the filename?