Waifu claiming thread. Circlejerk Edition!The rules are very simple:claim your 2D
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Circlejerk Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>be underaged
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>avoid bans
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Akiko claimed
Tatsie claimed.
>Lurking and stuff
>>682604876
Heyo. Doing good. Is your waifu that girl from Boku no Hero Academia?
>>682604919
Follow the trail and you'll see that I've never actually heard it myself. I'm trusting Mugs to know their shit.
class
bye nigs
Claiming all of them
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>682604794
Nice to see you Tatsie~
It's been a while c:
>>682605003
As you wish~
>claiming yume
Resident Winner Shiragami Youko claimed
I just want to fucking sleep.
That's all I want.
>>682605695
youre cheating
>>682605564
Are you fucking serious? Is there one of these every day? Fuck it, Anne Frank, claimed.
>>682605650
Yes indeed. Asui Tsuyu, the girl with the frog form as her quirk.
>>682605695
>claiming all of them
I'm not in there so I guess the joke's on you.
>mfw
Final max claim
Got class
>>682605695
You can if you can name every single character on there
All or nothing
>>682605848
We're pretty much 24/7
>>682605695
Im not in it
Looks like I'm safe.
Internet claimed...]=[! It has bin a while I'm back for a bit. Missed you all
Kys
Do it
Apply the Noose
>>682605793
I need help figuring out what her I.Q. would be.
She is definitely going to make a mess with that wine, so that is going to lower it a little.
Banki claimed
So, what have you guys been listening to or watching recently?
>>682606043
Long time no see Lain! Been busy or what?
>>682605973
Exclusion friends!
>the most bittersweet bond you ever did see
>>682606053
This is a lot less easy to respond to than other shitposts.
>>682605564
>>682605102
Attack Kamikaze International Knockout Offense (A.K.I.K.O) unit and Homeguard Octuplex Multi Uniformal Reaction Access (H.O.M.U.R.A) unit detected.
Please return to your stations.
>>682606043
Hey Lain
>>682606135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1EWWgc-NrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bAb5-xwz5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrQaoZrI0zg
Watching Ghost in the Shell 1st GiG and planning to watch Lucky Star when im done with it. You?
>>682606053
You could try but it doesn't work with her though
>>682605853
I'm watching the anime as I never had the time to start the manga. Might start reading it after the anime is over, though. Haven't really seen Tsuyu too much. Probably only that one time in the latest episode.
>>682606227
That is actually really hot.
>>682606202
Aya-aye cap'n
awesome name btw
>>682606202
10/10, Akiko name is 11/10 tho.
>>682606399
>clothed furry in a stock photo of a kitchen
>hot
Why
>>682606303
Thinking about starting to watch Zankyou no Terror.
Been listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-iqXTztVQ
>>682606091
she has no formal education or job experience, so probably about 95
this is so absurd of a question that i want to hear other replies from you friends lol
Status Report: Low Power
Returning to base for immediate power resupply
Period of Leave: Undefined
H.A.N.A.K.O unit out.
>>682606472
Not him, but are you joking?
>>682606368
Taaaaatsie!
>puffs
>>682605696
I'm late.
>good morning
>>682606488
That was pretty cool and relaxing, never heard about something like that before outside OSTs.
>>682605793
>>682606091
>>682606227
>>682606399
>>682606518
It's the same person, yeah?
It's gotta be.
There's no fucking way it's not.
Am I missing something or-
>>682606580
I can't joke about things I don't quite know.
>>682605695
Hmm, I guess its safe to make the claim then
Kneesocks claimed
>>682606677
>>682605973
>>682605864
The exclusion club grows.
>>682606652
Hey Galko, how are you doing?
>>682606670
This is a pretty old and traditional shitpost not exclusive to /waifu/. It happens from time to time and has become something of an inside joke
>>682605696
>>682606598
>Pokes cheek
>>682606155
Internet down at my house money flow problems.
>>682606295
Hi just jumped on to say hi I'm not at home. It is hard to find a place that dus not block 4 chan.
>>682606665
A fair amount of Mili's songs have either a relaxing, etheral theme or a really upbeat theme.
My friends reaction to reading some of the lyrics was fairly amusing though.
>>682606847
Oh okay. I figured, but I was very distraught given the small chance that it wasn't.
>>682606806
Fun isnt it?
>>682606942
Oh that sucks, hope you can pick up on your finances again soon because we did miss you.
>>682606868
Finally!~
>senpai noticed
How are you? :3
>>682606847
I'm alright, I guess...
>>682606942
Well that sucks.
Still having problems ?
>>682607096
You don't sound very convinced, something happened today or maybe nothing happened today?
>>682607075
I'm good. Eating a little before indulging in some anime. You?
>>682607197
I'm really tired and I still feel like an idiot because of yesterday.
Since you are all animefags I will ask you for advice. I have seen good anime like Fairy Tail and Death Note but then someone recommended me Code Geass and it was shit.
Is there anything else worth watching or did I see it all?
>>682607622
Boku no pico
>>682607551
Ah, the sting of idiocy only hurts for a while. I actually got enough sleep but I was plagued by night terrors
>>682607622
>calls us animefags
>asks for animes
Seen Mirai Nikki yet? Noragami? Tokyo Ghoul? What kind of anime do you like?
>>682607622
Hey, did someone leave the box of spaghetti open?
This pasta's pretty stale.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJx6d9wfTV0
>>682607458
Last hour of class, doing nothing because we had a mock test yesterday, teachers gave us a break to study something for ourselves and relax~
>>682607822
That sucks.
>>682607622
Katanagatari
Redline
Evangelion
Madoka Magica
That might keep you busy for a while
>>682607899
I'm Italian and I find that offensive.
>>682608061
>triggered
>>682608061
Im offensive and I find that Italian.
>>682607962
Yea and the worst part was I woke up covered in blood. Gonna be a bitch getting that out of my sheets
Good news is I got greenlight for my game. Development is starting today and every detail is up to me. I've already promised to put a tree in the game with /waifu/ carved in the bark as an easter egg. If you have any more ideas you're welcome to share
>>682607185
>>682607044
Yes I miss everyone. =¥~¥= we with no internets is very depressing.Desu Desu~
>>682608131
Kekkity kek c:
>>682608150
I'm that and I find Italians offensive
>>682606847
What makes you think that 23.jpg is only a shitpost?
>>682608243
>woke up covered in blood
Yikes, what the hell happened there?
I used to have night terrors pretty bad, they still occur sometimes, albeit infrequently, around once every week or so.
>>682608312
That's find I and I'm offensive Italians
>>682605904
I could probably name 5/7 of them
>>682606043
I didn't saw you in a while how is it going for you?
>>682608061
you are our pasta boi
>>682608243
so what actually happend to you in this night?
>>682608302
I know that feel... but internet is like a drug to our society. Doesn't even feel like you're home when you don't have it.
>>682608243
That's good to hear.
>where did the blood come from?
>>682608452
>we reached the nonsense
It's okay~
>>682608477
I know Yume, I know~
>>682608340
I've never seen him say anything, he just posts that picture and leaves. I've also seen it in several other threads so I just assumed it's not to be taken seriously
>>682608341
>>682608477
>>682608563
Since you're all so interested...
Apparently the heat and thrashing in my sleep caused a nosebleed. Woke up with my pillow, face and chest covered in blood. It looks like it was pretty bad. Maybe I hit myself in my sleep?
I have night terrors every single time I dream. It's either dreamless sleep or a nightmare. This might be why I like staying up late and often don't go to sleep
>>682608340
definitely not a shit or meme post, been around way too long
>>682608754
Ancientmemes are still memes.
>>682608739
That sounds awful...
>>682608739
thats sounds bad
I couldn't live without my 10hr+ sleep on weekend
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>>682608906
>>682609057
Why do you think I barely ever sleep? I don't know why but every time I go to sleep I'm almost guaranteed to see some horrible shit. And not just being chased or something like that, mental horror too. For examplein some dreams I am the monster and I do some horrible shit and feel this mix between sadistic satisfaction and crushing guilt
I made a quick sketch of my memory of one of those dreams this morning for Koko if you're interested
>>682608477
Ok in a way I'm not on the computer as much........ My kids laughed at because I cryed over the Internet being cit of for a bit.
>>682609168
I can see why now...
>I'm somewhat interested
>>682609182
Damit I hate uesing my phone.it hard to type=>~<=
>>682609337
Ok then, here you go
This is from my most memorable dream where I was this nimble shrieking beast that pounced on a guy and literally ripped his throat open. Was pretty traumatic even for a nightmare. I felt this strange pride and satisfaction combined with guilt and disgust
So, how do I deal with the feeling I'm basically guaranteed to be completely lonely forever?
>inb4 suicide
That wouldn't change anything in that regard, unless mass grave.
>>682609516
That sounds terrifying, I'm sorry.
>>682609516
What if this wasn't just a dream and in a paralel universe you are actually this demon?
>I like nonsense philosophies
>>682609683
What makes you think you will be lonely forever? Don't you have people that you used to call friends? Try to contact them.
Other than that theres e-dating, if you want to stop being lonely you need to make the first steps yourself.
>That wouldn't change anything in that regard, unless mass grave.
But I like your humour.
>>682609683
I cri evrytiem
>>682609683
Get a waifu.
>>682609686
I rarely have these dreams, but it's that feeling you get afterwards that lingers. Something between dread and disgust. Anyway I tend to keep them in check most of the time. I've also noticed I've become less and less scared of my nightmares. I don't know if this is because I've become more aware it's a dream or if I've become more brave. Either way there's not much to it. They're just dreams, right?
>>682609986
Get a Galko*
>>682610094
Galko a shit.
>>682609927
Prior experience and extrapolation.
Part of the problem is I don't let anyone close to me in the first place.
Not like I see anybody attempting to do that in the first place.
>>682609986
Doesn't work out right for me.
>>682605793
I really like her toes. :)
>>682609732
That would be fucking terrifying. But then again, what if that demon dreamt he was a guy coding a game?
>>682609683
This >>682609986
claiming the slime girl
>>682610174
More for me then.
in class niggaaaaa
>>682610094
<3
>>682609992
Yeah, I'm glad you're able to get past it.
>>682610174
>Dio/Yui
>>682610338
Mugi is a rebel.
>>682610338
Timestamp?
>>682608844
It's [D A T G I R L]
>>682605793
why does she look so fucking happy
>>682610208
>Part of the problem is I don't let anyone close to me in the first place.
I can relate to you and that makes me the worst person to give you advice here. You need to let those mental barriers down.
>>682610234
I can imagine an epic plotline revolving around this, who knows in the future when you are the new Kojima this turns into a game.
>>682610416
<3
>>682610498
Waiting for you to take her legs.
>>682610520
A game where you can switch between parallell dimensions and control 2 characters, both of which have a subtle influence in the other world.
I can definitely see something good coming out of this
>>682610520
>You need to let those mental barriers down.
And then? That doesn't mean anybody will understand or care about me.
There's a good chance it will only make things more clear.
Last I checked they were protective in nature.
Not saying they are constructive, but the last thing I need is more people to care about that don't care about me.
claiming all of them
>>682610984
>7 waifu
>rip laifu
Going to leave for a bit, see ya later.
>>682610925
If you want anyone caring about you, you need to care about yourself first. And I believe thats one of my biggest problems, im a lazy fuck who prefers staying home most of the time instead of going out.
>>682610768
I've seen games where you can switch between characters and each one of them has unique abilities, but switching between dimensions like that would be pretty rad.
Tendril platform thingy demo when?
Well it's time for me to go before a start looking like a weirdo in MacDonald. Love you all. =¥~¥= Desu Desu~ =¥~¥= =¿~¿= ....Damit I'm going to cry in MacDonald. Am I in the PMS? ....
>>682609683
Learn to accept that nothing will ever last, and that everybody is born alone, and dies the same way.
Knowing that life is just a temporary as everything it holds, go and make someone else's temporary life as wonderful and fantastic as you can for them.
Someone will do the same for you, as long as you do that.
>>682611223
>>682610925
Also I have the terrible habit of blaming myself for everything.
>>682611223
It'll be ready in 3 weeks, but I can probably finish the basic controls by tonight
>>682611232
What? What's wrong m8?
>>682611223
>you need to care about yourself first
Maybe that's the problem.
I don't know how to do it, though.
Might as well claim before work, desu~
I'm leaving for home, peace
Back in 10
your a big guy
>also plane claimed
>>682610604
And that slimy, long tongue.
>Almost as good as those legs
I'm going for now.
I may be back soon.
>>682611381
Nothing just having a little money problem. Internet is down in my house so to be here I got to store hop. =>~<= =¥~¥=
>>682612029
no why?
>>682611947
Stop, you're making me D I A M O N D S over here.
>Don't stop
>>682612594
>It didn't upload
>Kill me
Ok I'm back, looks like I missed maybe 10 posts
>>682613135
Sorry for your sleep problem.. Just know that I (we) love you to bits and are always here for you.
>>682613418
It's not a problem when I'm awake so don't worry about that
Okk so after some thought I decided to make the name of the character Tenchi because of his proportions and his way of getting around
Ten = tendrils
Chi = Chibi
This is just a temporary name though
>>682613735
Still, love ya cutest smile waifu.
>>682613326
>Most attractive froggo I've ever seen
>I feel things
>In love with a froggo
How could anyone NOT?
>>682612235
Ah, a fellow poorfag? I know your struggles. Some weeks I'm not certain if I can feed myself. I consider it an immense privilege I'm allowed to study
>>682614166
MY NIGGAS IM BACK!
How are you doin?
>Just wake up
>Sweaty as fuck I don't know what happen
Claiming Best Ass Game waifuu~
>>682614795
Hey there
niggers
>>682614475
Nooooo!!
>scalpel
>sponge
>Nurse we need 150cc's of peaches, stat!
>wipes forehead
>Nurse get me a new sponge!!
>several hours later
>Smiley waifu sitting in wheelchair hooked uo to iv filled with peach juice
We did it.. We saved her..
>>682614795
Ass.
>>682614795
get your sweaty ass in the shower
>>682614795
Hey Aqua
Well, my game got greenlight this morning. I've been given permission to start development immediately. I'll be working on my very own game and you guys are very likely gonna be a part of it
>>682614902
Motherfucking KAREN
>>682615010
Yeah, that'll do
Its been a while. Anyone have the problem where you literally don't wanna get up till you jack off? Shits annoying.
>>682614846
Heyyy how the cruise ended yesterday?
Did we complete the mission?
>>682614902
NIGGERS!
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>>682615076
Cute ass you got there my friend!
>>682615106
Yeah don't worry its what I did!
Ain't staying sweaty like that
>>682615185
REALLY?!?
Sweet im soo glad! Good job mah friend you deserve it!
Whats the name of your game?
>>682615150
<3
>>682615333
Thanks.
>>682615185
Love you ;^;
>>682614902
Karen <3
>>682615333
Good, now you should come sit on my lap
>>682615401
Galko <3
>>682615333
Yep, both players won (barely)
>>682615333
>trips checked
Haven't got a name for it yet, too early in the development but I've named the player character Tenchi for now, can still change. It's going to be a puzzle platformer. You'll be using tendrils to get around and pull stuff with them to solve puzzles. I'm super excited to make this for you guys
>>682614405
>Going to end up raping the frog
>One more hour
>>682615076
ASS.
>>682615185
>>682615333
>>682615558
thanks for the hellos friends but I think I'm off to bed for now.
Really tired
>>682614960
who keeps posting this? because I enjoy it very much and it makes me happy.
>>682615558
Tsuyu<3
>>682615781
Nice.
>>682615401
Np!
Still in love with a special someone?
>>682615558
Really?!
Woahh best morning ever on my way
>>682615666
Damn I love close call!
Maybe next time one wont survive
>>682615706
>Thanks for the check
Okk tell us if you come up with a name!
>Tenchi
I really like that! How did you come up with this?
>>682615787
Good Night!
Sleep tite my bro
>>682615845
>>682615781
>>682615666
>>682615150
>>682615076
BOOTY!!
>>682615781
>
>>682615845
Das a nice peach
>>682615870
Galko+Tsuyu <3
>>682616059
I'm waiting~
>>682615845
Best ass.
>>682616059
You could say that, yeah.
>>682616174
Maybe.
>>682615787
Night friend
>>682616059
It's based upon his design. I tried to keep him really simple and accentuate the important parts. The tendrils and his arms are the most important, and his head is way bigger then the rest because it has to be expressive. Tenchi is a mashup of tendril and Chibi
>pic related, draft of who is now known as Tenchi
>ass
>implying not titties
>>682614846
>damn this legs
>>682615787
well I posted it yesterday before going to bed and 1 or 2 threads earlier but its just a great pic over all
>>682616059
get some ass from me but only for some legs in return
>>682615787
>who keeps posting this
Me
>>682616059
I'm thinking the next one will be a kind of DIY setup thing
>>682616363
This guy gets it
>>682616363
Oh shit you're back, nice to see you again.
You missed Karen but you came just in time for the reveal of Tenchi, the temporary name I've given to the character of the game
>>682616363
>
Im back right in time
Last pic claimed~
>>682616576
I know, I was actually writing a reply just now to your post!
I like how you came up with the name, I think it's clever and natural.
I'd also like to note it's nice to see a puzzle character that appears to look determined. It's a nice change of pace.
>>682616599
>>682616574
God bless
>Shiragami
>>682616174
>Sitting on Tsuyu's lap~
HEY SANTA TSUYU!
>>682616246
Hope everythings goes well!
>>682616358
Niceee I like that!
Have you decided to animate his tail or it takes too much times?
>>682616482
Yume the legs queen!
Thanks for the booty i'll answer your request
>Rip I can't answer your request no more pic
>>682616574
Hmmmm id love to see this!
Could be great
>>682616601
HEYYY HOW ARE YOU?
>>682616866
>Dub checked!
My boi what's up??
>Aqua
>>682617151
Just got woken by the fucking plumber of all people... I won't be able to go to my computer for a while, stuck on mobile :/
>Megumin
EZ Bake Oven
New Bread Edition
>Shiragami
>>682617317
Aww crap..
Well atleast you're here!
Did your toilet broke because of you? kek
>Aqua
>>682617495
Nah, they're fixing some pipes shit. The main ones turned out to be in my room kek
>megumin
>>682617644
Good thing that you can still use your bathroom
>main ones turned out to be in my room
Thats the definition of luck! kek
>Aqua
So is Shiragami making that new bread or what?
>>682617936
Ah, no I didn't mean to say that I was!
Whoops
>Shiragami
I'm on that new bread
>Akiko
>>682617916
Can't take a shower until tomorrow ;-;
>Gross Megumin
>>682617151
Im doin fine,waiting for the next bread
>Katyusha
