Waifu Claiming threadClaimed editionThe rules are simple:Claim your waifu/husbandoPost
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu Claiming thread
>Claimed edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort
>Keep lewd to a bare minimum
>Keep RP and ERP to a bare minimum
>Discuss stuff
>Keep discussions of your waifu/husbando's sexual appeal to a minimum
>Insult other waifu/husbando
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegel's
>Try to refrain from making empty posts. Respond to multiple people at a time.
No one is going to steal your waifu if you don't claim them quick enough.
Most importantly: Have fun!
Spike Spiegel
still here
Rumia claimed
>I'll never be in the waifu family photo ;_;
>>682587642
I love this world and everyone in it. But in order for me to feel that I must stay away from it all.
Iowa claim
>>682586808
ill try
>>682586485
that seems way too minor to me guess you should work on your sanic speed walking
>sachi claim
Milinda claim
Rikka Claimed
here
>>682587762
YOUR FUCKING FEEDING BRO
is what I got alot haha
>>682587820
The lurk is real, and return is real haha
Claiming
>>682587863
Everyone is the same in my eyes. We're all part evil, part good and part neutral. I would rather experience my own than be tangled in the lives of others where my choice is limited.
Your bread has been served, and I am going to lurk mode. Have a good evening, waifu.
>>682587698
Spicy claims all round
>look at photo
>still not in it
God dammit where the hell is Hand-kun so I can give him this.
p.s. it's an old group picture dont freak out
>>682588042
Goodnight Spike!
>>682587797
Yo! I meant to add you on steam but I forgot, whats the name again?
>>682588071
Same, I still have to get a chibi haha I like yours though!
>>682587376
like when a spider crawls onto your skin, and then out of your line of sight, and you never hear from it again?
>>682587820
Actually wouldn't be hard to make. It'd just be a martini made with brandy, rather than gin.
>claiming yume
How is everyone doing?
>>682588007
guess it's just something i have to put up wit if i wanna play PVP. The bot servers are really friendly though.
>>682588237
Congratulations, you are now a spider
>You were already a spider
>The other spider usurped your human-mobile
>>682587600
Don't nitpick my 10/10 puns Koko.
>>682587698
Looking at this I realized I haven't seen Saya and Mako for some time. I know Mako got b& but Saya was around as far as I remember
>>682588007
Try saying "it's just a game bro" or "calm down kid" for instant rage. Even if they're not actually 12 they will always freak out over that
>>682588211
>checked
http://steamcommunity.com/id/BGdunk/
>>682588274
Hello Yume
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>682587698
I'm going to frame the final version when I'll get it~
Claimed.
>>682587394
Why the hell not, right?
>>682587600
I like heights, but the safety of it doesn't cut it for me. Jaja
>>682588274
>Still not in the group shot
feelsbadman.jpg
>>682588342
these legs my god I just got up and you already try to kill my with legoverdose?
>>682588457
I am right next to syndra
>>682588274
Heyo Yume~
Doing fine thanks ^^
You?
>>682588532
Talking about me.
>feelsworse.jpg
>>682588007
Gotta love the lurk
>>682588237
I might have to try that this weekend
>>682588340
I added you earlier btw
>>682588457
Me either. kek
https://youtu.be/xKIzQXvP8O4
Gonna contrive some manner of food, lurk mode activated
>>682587698
I have returned, confident and not disappointed that my waifu remains consistently untouched.
>>682588282
True, bots are pretty nice, accept when they kicked my ass
>>682588336
Ill nitpick what I want, gimme more puns fag
>>682588340
Haha, I never tried that, although one game they actually thought I was a bot, I just didn't respond until the end for maximum effect. and Ill add you now!
>>682588438
I don't mind safe heights, but yeah when it ain't safe I don't dig it unless I have too haha
>>682588342
Welcome back!
>>682588274
I'm alright, you?
>>682588532
Overdose?
It's just a nice morning~
>>682588743
Atta girl
>>682588780
Mine is never claimed either, its nice!
>>682588340
>it's just a game bro
>Calm down kid
I say that every time and insta salt. It's like some magic word.
>>682588787
the bots are either too strong for me or laughably weak. At point a match lasted 42 minutes because of Malphite and Vladmir kept kicking our asses
>>682588780
confusedboner/10
>>682588634
>waiting for the weekend
Your weekend better start Thursday. Mine will. But I'm pretty sure a Metropolitan is just a fancy name for a brandy martini. And then if you add orange liquor to it, it's a Fabiola. I don't know. I don't like vermouth at all so I've stayed away from martini cocktails.
>>682588438
Hell yeah, I say. Well, not really. Usually I say "damn skippy" but for all intended purposes...
>>682588328
Knew it.
>spins web internally
>>682588787
More egg buns since you have problems with them.
How do you make an egg roll?
.
.
.
You push it.
>>682588616
there is a special place for you in my heart right next to syndra
>>682588830
>>682588543
I just got up so nothing much happend so far
>>682588859
If you keep posting such great legs I may need some time with them
>>682588590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px5-rqhp1wI
>>682588968
Your waifu seems nice! Can you tell me more about her?
>>682589107
You're not the first.
>>682589029
Well telling tilted people to calm down works like a charm if you want some next level salt in every situation, but somehow every single salty player ever is insecure about their age. I don't get why though. I don't usually make trouble unless they're being assholes. Also what is up with people getting so angry when you remind them it's a game?
>>682588981
Two of them are dead. Just reminding you.
>>682589107
>Rift herald is now actually important
>sated devourer is gone
>Guinsoos does not do AoE
>New jungle item for attack speed
The end times has come
>>682589249
Jesus that's a lot of space then
Mamimi got
>>682589328
glasse...oh wait.
>Mirai
>>682589401
Impressive get.
>>682589403
You want glasses?
For those of you who think a didgeridoo cant be metal
https://youtu.be/dfYD5urjZGs
Bam. Minds blown.
>>682588830
Thank you!
How's going?
>>682589249
Then have a nice day u.u
>some time with them
Is this a bad thing?
>>682587698
claimed
These invaders think they can fuck with me
You can fuck with Robert Strong
My axe is 2big4u
Also Aizawa claim.
>>682589249
>legs
>>682589328
Tilt is your greatest weapon in league. I guess people get mad at being reminded it's a game because they realize it's petty to be that mad at a game
>>682589328
I've emotionally distanced myself from the game to the point it's impossible for me to tilt anymore. Whenever I die, it used to be
>What an asshole, I'm going to kill him
Now I think
>Okay, that happened. What do I do now to make sure this never happens again?
>>682589631
>That is most obviously a guy
I don't know what to feel about this
>>682589121
Hmmm I do have thursday off... ;)
>>682589515
We doing glasses now?
>
>>682589515
Yes! The elusive and hard-to-pull-off under-frame rims. Just the right amount of eye expression followed by the shadowy demeanor of the frame. Depending on what colour the frame is, it gives the wearer a look of establishment and also gives off the illusion of eye makeup. Nice!
>>682589515
jeez that is fuckin cute!
>>682589523
stop lewdlurking and gimme
>best waifu legs
>>682589560
not if you are ok with me having fun with your waifus legs
![tumblr_inline_mt84fpB5VD1qm5cnz[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/yHoEUbW.png "tumblr inline mt84fpB5VD1qm5cnz[1]")
>>682589704
When they're that cute, gender is meaningless, right?
I'm going for the night. my leg feels like shit after twisting it earlier. Cya <3
>>682589515
We doing glasses now, eh?
>>682589825
>datpic
I am so confused.
>>682587698
>still not in the picture
/sigh
well bedtime for me everyone <3 love you guys, goodnight
>>682589560
Keep feeding the pervert and i will burn you alive
>>682589759
Then it's probably not going to be a bad thing.
>
>>682590025
I know that pain
Goodnight Nano~
>>682589515
Make it so.
>tfw you can't sleep becuase allergies has given you a stuffy nose and it woke you up and you can't go back to sleep
>>682589698
This is actually a secret tactic. It's why I always all chat : ^) whenever I kill someone. This little shit puts everyone 100% of the time on tilt, making it extremely easy to snowball your lane. I know it's a dirty tactic but to quote Zed "No technique is forbidden"
>>682589704
Whenever I die I try to think of why I died instead of blaming unless it's painfully obvious it was someone else's fault and even then I rarely say anything. Also it seems to be a totally incomprehensible idea that other players are also people with skill and playmaking potential, instead always blaming the "noob noskill OP champ"
>>682589752
Shit, you know your glasses
>>682588787
Jaja yes. I don't mind too much if someone else is with me.
>>682589121
An odd saying, but it gets the job done.
>>682589560
It's going alright, listening to music. You?
>>682590050
I don't want to get another experience like in Skyblock so I might stop.
Claimed
>>682590141
>tfw you don't want to sleep because you are almost guaranteed night terrors
>>682590050
shouldn't you be giving yume legs aswell?
>>682590141
rip
what time is it for you?
![tumblr_nbo8h6ivTU1sf7aooo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eBphouL.jpg "tumblr nbo8h6ivTU1sf7aooo1 500[1]")
>>682590002
traps are a hell of a drug
>>682590166
I always use tilt to my advantage. It's great. If I'm jungle I just check OP.GG to see which one of the enemies has been losing and camp them for maximum tilt.
>>682590141
>TFW you can't wake up because you get too many hours of sleep
>>682589715
Then we could drink Wednesday night! Alright! (Not drinking brandy, though)
>my heart
>3qt5glasses
ugh
>>682590002
>you almost has nil quads
That would've made you the glasses queen.
>still cute tho
>>682590141
That's a pretty good face for that feeling, I'll admit.
>>682590166
Glasses are my link to the 3d world. That and liquor.
>>682590238
I don't know why I prefer it. Probably because hell yeah is a bit more country than I can be.
>>682589967
now we're talking
>>682590050
you can contribute to don't be shy all legs are beautiful
>>682590106
I don't know I'm not a doctor
>>682590141
I feel you man
>>682590407
>these legs
My inner pedo... my inner lolicon just got triggered again after watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23zhXHFHnXo
>>682590492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7WyJ8CQl9I
>>682590492
http://loli.dance
Also
https://youtu.be/PFlhoqDs4qU
>>682590339
Don't remind me. I'm doing a one month no fap challenge just to break away from it
>>682590374
Tilt's not as effective higher up, or when you simple don't believe in tilt.
>>682590492
>>682590586
>>682590625
None of this should be okay. Why is any of this okay.
>>682590645
In high silver-low gold tilt is too real. Salt is the almight lord of my ELO
>>682589107
Tru haha
>>682589121
Now that one I like! feed me more
>>682589257
Sure! sorry if I don't repond very quickly. Her name is koko and shes like a more independent type, not so much moe like alot of other ones.How bout yours?
>>682590238
Same, others always make it better haha
>>682590238
Everything is alright thanks~
>>682590492
I wasn't complaining.
No one knows how it'll be like.
>>682590645
Cure for traps?
http://mangafox.me/manga/boku_girl/
>>682590711
Cute is justice
You guys gettin sexy in here again? I'll burn this thread I swear to desu
>>682590285
;_;
>>682590316
Was 3 but now 4. I only had 3 hours of sleep
>>682590374
Better than no sleep or being ded
>>682590407
Thanks my dude
>>682590492
;_;
>>682590792
I ain't doing shit
>>682590711
this is very ok, calm down
>>682590717
I don't believe in tilt. As I do not believe in such a concept, my mind can no longer be clouded with irrational decisions. I literally cannot get angry in a League game anymore. At most, I'm just disappointed.
>>682590788
I don't know if it'll work. All I do know is that it's getting unhealthy for me and I need to direct my attention elsewhere.
>>682590316
No.
>>682590492
KYS
Y
S
>>682590760
Its starting to spill
>>682590858
At the point of sleeping for 12 hours I'd rather be dead than wake.
>>682590955
I don't get angry anymore either its just more than I get frustrated.
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control
>>682590984
Why I'm the only one that gets threatened?
>>682590792
Burn it anyways.
>>682590407
Sounds like a plan friend
>Just 4 u
>>682590984
>gives legs anyway
your tsundere is showing
>>682590858
get better soon
>>682590792
it was all yume, he demanded the legs
>>682590792
>sexual bucket
>>682590720
3.14% of sailors are PIrates
>>682590492
fuyukaidesu
>>682590586
this is great
>>682590625
yeah that one was great
also hestia.dance is great too
>>682590711
I don't see any problems
>>682590760
keep them coming
>>682590858
>noteventhatsmug
>>682590984
LOVE
O
V
E
>>682591171
If anybody ever could understand what his problem towards me is then I would be wiser but for now he is just an unknown random
>>682590792
we could start gettin real sexy
>>682590858
;D
>>682591171
at the moment you are the only one i can burn alive.
>>682591299
no.
>>682589825
Yes
Fuck gender
>>682591364
>its not gay if he's cute
>>682591299
did u say smug.
>>682591221
See you then!
>Mirai
>>682591332
because everyone else is dead?
>>682591364
och nö der originalnazi auch noch
>>682591251
everything gonna be daijoubu
>>682590625
>mfw
>>682591108
Oh fuck no that's way too much sleep
>>682591240
Thanks mang
>>682591299
Not even trying lol
>>682591302
Oh hello there
That's it for me. Going the hell to sleep. Night e-body.
bunch of covert sissy faggot whores in this thread, you should all be anally punished for your degeneracy
>>682591449
No. Is still gay.
But fuck it, he's cute
>>682591487
Willste kämpfen?! Hasten Problem mit mir? 10 Uhr Abends vor Aldi Mann!
>>682590407
Jaja, it's a unique saying. I wouldn't expect it.
>>682590720
Yeah, if I fall. They better call me an ambulance instead of taking videos or pictures.
>>682590792
I'm not condoning it. I respect your simple request.
>>682590858
Ayy. Good to see you again!
>>682590760
No problem friend.
>>682591539
Night Mirai
>shinoa bro
>>682591528
Well if it's that time
>>682591539
rip Mirai
>>682591543
That's gay
>>682591539
Goodnight spider
>>682591539
Goodnight <3
>Milinda
>>682591487
They are not here.
But i got plenty of supplies to light them as well.
>>682591299
>Wew
I understand, Syndra is just Syndra.
Not saying that's a bad thing.
>>682591332
That makes sense.
>I'll burn all your cactus
>>682591602
^-^
>>682591539
Sleep well and take care.
>>682591608
you still replied tho, you obv want it
>>682591602
Sup friend
>>682591517
It's not easy oversleeping by that much. Especially since I wake up after 10 hours and lay there just to drift back for 2 more
Claimed
Im off to bed. Night all
>not claimed yet
Claiming then, and all her forms, absolutely love her
>>682591517
>>682591528
>can't be smug
>feelbatman.png
>>682591598
Ey digga alda bleib mal ganz locker ja!
Kein Stress Jungä niemand will hier verletzt werden.
>>682591665
ok
>>682591677
yeah but it is still sometimes(most of the times) just really strange
>>682591883
>can't surive if under 8hr of sleep when working
>at the weekend sleeping 12hr+ is normal for me
>feelsstrangeman.json
>>682592003
Goodnight Mirai!
>Rumia back with food, out of lurk, commencing... more lurk
>>682592120
Shit, I mean Milinda >_<
Goodnight Milinda
>>682592031
Schnauze du elender Bifke. Ich hab Polizei, was hast du?!
>>682591251
That one took me a sec to get, but I dig haha
>>682591539
Goodnight rum friend! Sleep well :)
>>682591602
Fuck I would hate that, like how could you be so disconnected to take pics?
>>682591528
>
>>682592031
>at the weekend sleeping 12hr+ is normal for me
how the fuck to you live.
>>682592003
Goodnight have cozy restful sleeps.
>>682592011
Heyo
>>682592191
Is this a stand
>>682591883
Hate it when thar happens
>>682592003
Night milinda
>>682592031
>>682591449
>>682591528
>>682591608
>>682591839
Cat face smug
>>682592031
Agreed.
>I'll keep these up
>>682592191
5 Finger an jeder Hand?
Ich weiß nicht was du hören willst!
>>682592252
alone
>>682592345
yes yes let me see them all!
>>682592252
No, this is not a stand but still kek.
It's a fanart from Chara from Underfail
>>682592386
That's a rare smug I haven't seen much
>>682591761
Doing anything right now? Also it's a rarity to see you here at night shift.
>>682592241
If they do that, I swear I'll get them back in life or in death. No mercy, until they heartily apologize.
I hope you don't mind burnt pizza
So what's the topic right now? Smug? Legs? Smug legs?
>>682592434
Ein Liebesgeständnis an Syndra will ich hören!
I got to her first finally
>>682592434
I don't even know how many legs pics I have~
>>682592434
oh.
>>682592450
looked like a tarot card lel.
>>682592485
That pic made me chuckle a bit.
>>682592529
thats a great pic
>>682592531
yes smug and legs
and to make me happy go for smuglewdlegs!
>>682592534
Das bringt aber nix das kann ich so oft machen wie ich will
>>682592579
I can tell you its not enough
>>682592521
>no mercy until they heartily apologize
kek, I like that. its ruthless but fair haha
>>682592730
I can do that
>>682592730
It's never enough.
>>682592879
nice!
>>682592939
damn... maybe I should have bought neptunia when it was on sale at the weekend :(
>>682592730
smuglewdlegs?
>>682592579
sexy legs :3
>>682592762
It's the way to go. No need to have one option.
>>682593131
I think it that "Action unleashed" will bring you more profit.
It's a spin off so there's no problem about the main plot.
>>682593236
Thanks~
>>682593099
it wont let me delete thread this is fail
>>682593194
>>682593230
>>682593341
damn these legs I need them for... reasons
>>682593405
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Shiragami Youko claimed, and also claiming last picture.
>2x Winning Multiplier Activated
The pasta might have been on the stove for too long.
>>682593554
Well let's make sure we take the bread out of the oven early
>Shiragami
>>682593495
Leg steal
Hi Youko!
![latest[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/I7Qgoao.png "latest[2]")
