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Morning.

>>682579781
I got closest to the john. Everybody can blow me.

>>682579781
come closer bb (n-no homo)

Hey guys I just found this hole in the bathroom wall.

Hey I'm missing one of my chupacabras.

Cloggers shittered

Ive alway wanted to buy a old nuclear bunker for a house if i won the lottery.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2876325/Last-Cold-War-relics-Britain-s-secret-nuclear-bunkers-turned-houses-vets-surgeries-recording-studio-laser-tag-arena-half-demolished.html

>>682580079
put your dick in it

I just farted...

Man staying down here with you guys is the BOMB. Haha do you get it guys? Because we're hiding from bombs. It's gonna be a fun apocalypse. You guys want to listen to kanye?

Joseph did a smashing job with this place. He must have done it before.

>>682579781
Have we been nuked yet?

Guys... I'm gay

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>>682580993
kek

i cant live with my family, wtf makes you think i can live with random ass faggots

This place is getting crowded already

EVERYONE STOP FUCKING FARTING!

oh

Jerry close the fucking hatch, you're letting the radiation in

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS TOOK MY LAST SNICKERS

I got the bunk closest to the cooling vent

Hey guys! I just wanted to take this moment since we are all here together to talk about lifestyle choices. Specifically, choices society makes on a daily basis to needlessly torture and slaughter millions of helpless animals for nothing more than taste or the fulfillment of social constructs. Shouldn't we jump on an opportunity to invoke less suffering on the planet? Let's all go VEGAN!!!
Happy healthy VEGANS!!

This will be the funnest bunker EVER

>>682583809
I vote we eat this guy first.

>>682583488
You can have it back soon but unfortunately the chocolate coating melted off in your girlfriends sphincter

>>682583893
I second this

>>682579889
>I got closest to the john. Everybody can blow me.

Yea....nobody will argue with you there. Enjoy smelling my shit.

There's a reason prison inmates all want the top bunk.

Whose Tenga is this?
You're going to want to clean it

>>682583809
*BANG*
No fun allowed

Please fuck my holes

shitting through the halls

I'm handing out porn mags. What do you want

>>682584036
Couldn't you have just tied him up? Now we're going to have to chop him up and he's going to take up all of the freezer space.

>>682579781

What a shitty bunker. Mattresses in jail are better.

what does this button do?

>literally beat everyone because everyone on /b/ is a lying, shit posting, neck bearded weak cunt who is too pussy to do anything irl.

>>682584284
blender might help with that. If we can liquefy him maybe we can keep the remains in a jar or something

>>682584387
>is also on /b/

>>682584490
Wtf is wrong with you guys? Just put the body outside Jesus

>>682584582
counter intuitive much

>>682584626
How? Nukes are going off outside. I'm not going out there

>>682584626
So I suppose we'll just eat you first when the rations run out

>>682584490
I suppose, though I'd rather a nice roast leg than a smoothie. Perhaps we just freeze the good cuts?

>>682584765
Just send that weirdo in the corner chris Poole, he's already missing a chromosome, maybe the radiation will fix him or something.

>>682584858
I've been eating your ass every night this past week

Did anyone bring any cleaning supplies? This shit is gonna get nasty

>>682580718
I say we kill the pun guy

>>682585217
Yeah I've got a shitload of bleach

>>682579861
Metro 2033.1 confirmed

>>682585221
He's already dead inside anon.

>>682585103
I agree. I've heard human thighs are rather tasty

Let's kill all the stupid people

>>682583893
I also second this

>>682585293
As long as it doesn't mix with the piss we should be fine

>>682585212
I guess that explains the strange dreams

>>682585342
Calves are good too, a little chewy but nice

>>682579781
Please tell me somebody brought beer. I really don't wanna make a beer run in the middle of a fucking nuclear war.

>>682585361
So we all do a ritual self suicide then?

>>682585587
I have an abundance of moonshine, it'll go further and you won't need to piss as much.

>>682585587
I brought a portable fridge with a bunch of different types. What do you want?

>>682585587
If you do make a beer run we could really use some batteries it's pretty much an emergency (my gameboy advance is running low) and also maybe check if there's any Pokemon cards nobody has looted yet? But ONLY expansion packs fuck that starter pack bull. Oh and also a mtn dew please thanks.

>>682585711
Just give me the whole jar
>>682585758
I'll take a pisswasser

>>682585865
You got gas money for the run? I know I can just steal shit because the world is ending but still.

>>682585865
I'm guessing you want some doritos too?

>>682579781
If dubs: outbreak of autism infection - everybody's starting to play D&D and talk about anime

Hey guys I hope none of you mind but my friend Anita needs a place to stay. Unfortunately, sexist ciscum kicked her out because they are antiwomyn, she's got a STELLAR sense of humour though and is really smart, great conversation partner

>>682586187
I would've walked outside before that. You know. Sacrifice myself for the betterment of my comrades and all that bullshit. I'm not sticking around for that shit

>>682586213
No girls allowed. Read the fucking manual that we gave you.

>>682586213
As long she's willing to repopulate, this might work.

>>682586415
She's not like other girls though! She's really into video games she's even got her own gaming channel!

>>682586501
Throw in a gag and some rope and you've got a deal anon.

>>682586501
Does she have a patreon? If so leave.

christ whats that smell

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Anyone hungry?

>>682586415

The sexist attitudes need to stop. The patriarchy has led us into global nuclear war. The new world we are building must embrace feminism. I say we need to institute a strict code of conduct immediately.

>>682586639
Yeah she does! She's famous she's even been in the New York Times! She's got some amazing stories of surviving sexual abuse while attending a gaming convention.

She's just such an awesome personality, I'm sure her stories will provide endless hours of entertainment

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>>682585956
Here you go, be careful with that, it'll knock you on your ass

>>682586685
Sorry about that. That's the vegan. The body is starting to smell.

>>682586784
HI ANITA!

So thankful you found the bunker alright. Thanks for allowing her to stay guys!

y'all nigger faggots need to take a shower, it smells like shit here.
John, was that you?

>>682586762
Hell yeah.>>682586784
I'm taking the boyardee and leaving

>>682586873
Yeah, sorry about the mess guys, I only brought this dull hatchet. Anyone got something more effective I can use?

>>682586809
No. Stop asking.

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>>682585865
Anyone need anything else while I'm out?

>>682587035
I got a vacuum cleaner and a roll of paper towels.

>>682587129
Toothpaste please, Oh and take my gun. You might need it.

>>682587144
Yeah? Could you start cleaning up some of this blood? I guess I'll just keep hacking away here. Where's ol mate with that blender?

>>682587144
here, take my knife and this bucket.

ever thought about eating a vegan ?

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>>682586762

>>682587388
Yeah. And the blender guy should be back shortly. He's mixing semen with gasoline

>>682587573
why is he doing that again ?
i told him it wont work, cars can not get pregnant.
fucking hillbilly.

>>682587445
Hope this doesn't taste too bad.

>>682587650
Ever since he lost his truck he hasn't stopped. It's sad really.

the bunker is slowly filling with nerve gas
>what do?

>>682587573
Thanks dude. He certainly is an odd one isn't he?

>>682587287
Alrighty, you got some bullets for this thing or do I have to find some out there?

>>682587865
He's odd? I've been trying to impregnate this sex robot I have. I tried adding liquid steel to the mix of semen and gasoline but it won't fucking work.

>>682587860
open a window

>>682587976
Here's two 30 round magazines fellow stalker. Don't use them all in one go. I might want to shoot myself later

>>682587860
Febreze your bed.

>>682588098
Is it switched on? It's not going to get pregnant if its switched off

>>682587679
the frenchman is good at cooking, maybe we should ask him.
but dont tell them what he is cooking, he seems like he has some moral standards

>>682587779
maybe we should talk to him.
we need that gasoline to keep the backup-generators running.

>>682588124
And then get killed by radiation? No thanks. I'll do some auto asphyxiation while jacking off or something.

>>682588253
Oh shit. Oh! I just turned it on. It's pregnant now. Hell yeah.

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>>682579781
I IS POTATO MAH NAPPEH NEED CHANGE

>>682579781
If I roll trips, I get all the top bunks.

>>682579889
Wrong, we all wanted the bottom bunk, the line of seniority went floor > top bunk > bottom bunk. Its a pain In the ass to climb up and down, more likely to touch your bare feet/socks to the nasty floor jumping down from a top bunk, and less light shining in your eyes on the bottom bunk.

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1 st floor breached what do we do guys?

>>682588384
The frenchman is down for some cooking. I didn't tell him, don't worry.

He killed himself. Poor guy. The loss of his truck was to much. But we got gas!

>>682588239
I'll be sure to leave one in the chamber for you. Alright I'm off, wish me luck. I hope the other guys Gameboy doesn't die before I get back.

god dammit! I'm surrounded by faggots! Absolute faggots!

>>682588511
See that open door right there mr Poole? Your nappeh and every single Pokemon that has EVER existed is waiting to throw you a huge party! All you need to do is run through the door! Go chris! Go

>>682588691
Nuke it.

>>682588506
Awesome!!! By the way, I have a bit of a pregnant robot fetish, would you mind if I popped the robot in the botbot?

>>682588798
Don't mind at all mate. Don't take too long though.

>>682588697
Oh come on guys, we can't keep dying off this quick. I only just finished chopping up the vegan, the freezer is full and truckfucker never told us where the blender was.

>>682588710
Thanks.

>>682579781
Sup guys
*pulls out dick and starts fapping*

>>682588935
We need a sausage machine and a burger press.

>>682588935
Here's the blender. Truckfucker wanted you to have it.

>>682589000
*gushes at sight of trips*

H...H..holy shit are you part horse or something?

>>682589000
Oh god man. We got a chamber in the back for that. Here's some porno mags I saved. Maybe that'll help.

>>682589000
We should all stare at him so he gets uncomfortable.

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Hey guys I have every episode of my little pony on dvd. Every. Episode.

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Hey guys mind if I come in? It's a real hell hole out here heh heh heh

>>682589231
Can I have those disks. I need to break something

>>682589231
Do you do buttstuff?

>>682589040
We really should've told that other guy before he left

>>682589056
This will have to do for now. I'm gonna make up a batch of vegan smoothies, who wants one? After that we'll work out what to do with Truckfuckers body, any suggestions?

>>682589094
All man baby
>>682589154
Nah man it's cool I'll just do it here
>>682589225
I wont get uncomfortable I used to fap in trains before the war. *holds back tears* good times good times

>>682589231
Including the one that never aired, where Pinkie Pie murdered everybody?

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>>682589040
I've got an industrial sausage machine, where's the rest of the vegan?

guys, i just found this mini nuke outside.
4th of july firework anyone ?

>>682589437
Oh we don't have to worry about his body. He went outside. He's gone. Took his shotgun with him.I heard a cry and a gunshot. The vultures have him now

>>682589569
Don't touch that. That's mine

>>682589569
You dumb nigger, you pressed the button. Now, we're all going to die and it's all your fau

>>682588579

This was intended to be a response to:
>>682583969

>>682589690
Motherfucker. I told him it was mine. I'll just go defuse it

>>682579781
No we don't, liar

Hnnngggg im gonna cum im gonna cum! Next person to get dubs will get a face full of jizz

>>682584626
You fucking do it then but we're closing the door behind you.

....How the fuck did I get in here? where the fuck am i? Who the fuck are you people? What the fuck? Yo, someone better fucking open this god damn door right now or I am gonna start bashing some skulls in. I aint even playing. Wtf WTF WTFFFFFFFFFF LET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! GIVE ME A GUN! ANY FUCKING THING! WTFFFFF I AINT PLAYING DAWG! YOU BEST OPEN THIS FUCKING SHIT UP! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fellow survivors. I will be retiring to my bunk. Hopefully the world still exists when I wake

>>682583893
Agreed, but afterwards can we go back to eating our ordinary rations, the stock is still full and we don't want people to think ours is poorfag shelter with no suplies.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>682585336
Not good enough

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>>682587129
I'll go with. Anita smells of cat litter and blood.

>>682590188
Damnit, the sedatives wore off on spudnik, where's the tranquilizer gun?

Can we take a minute to talk about our lord and savior?

>>682590188
I just came on your face my friend
>>682589862

>>682590456
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOWEEEEEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>682590417
Sure, jesus is outside having a picnic, why don't you join him

WHO TOOK MY FUCKING GINGERNUT COOKIES, YOU FAGGOTS?!

>>682590526
I hope you're talking about Spanish Jesus

Anyone want to pound butt?

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>>682590548
It was this guy, i saw him eat the whole packet.

>>682590326
PERIOD SHAMER!

#freebleed

>>682589563
Good cuts are in the freezer, the rest is in that bucket in the corner.

>>682589611
Thank fuck for that. Chopping up an entire human is much more work than I anticipated

>>682587860
Piss on a rag and use as mask

>>682590675
It's actually spanish jesus, arab jesus, white african space christ and aryan jesus, and they have lots of scotch eggs. Yummy yummy eggs.

Here come dat boi!!!!

>>682590007
>>682590188
>>682590456
>Rescue this unconscious dude just as first bombs start dropping
>Confused and scared dude screaming bloody murder
>Pedro shows up out of nowhere and cums on his face
I'm under the impression he will either kill us in our sleep or find a wait of oppening the door to scape and leave us to slowly rot from radiation...
Goddamn dude, couldn't you wait a bit before our first orgy? Everyone was ok with not cumming on the new guys right on their first night...

>>682590701
FUCKING WEASLEY, THAT FUCKING RANGA ALWAYS EATS MY FUCKING COOKIES. NEXT TIME I SEE HIS FAT ARSE I'LL BEAT HIM WITH MY SANDALS

>>682590952
OH SHIT WHADDUP

>>682590797
Ok, I'll get to work on the vegan long pig sausage. Anyone have any special requests, franks, kransky, bone chunks/no bone chunks??

Hey guys I'm back, I got everything on the list except mountain dew, apparently that stuff is pretty popular in an apocalypse. I didn't encounter anything that actually required me to use bullets but I still let off a few rounds cos hey, why not right? What did I miss?

>>682591009
Kekked thanks anon

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http://www.themissilebase.com/

>I am down here and don't see any of you, am I in the wrong bunker?

>>682591229
>>682591009

>>682591229
Anita sarkeesian lives here now
There's a retard named chris Poole in need of a serious diaper change
Some dude impregnated a truck
Some crazy dude took a load to the face

>>682584358

T-turns the v-v-vibrator on...

>>682591423
DON'T FORGET THE FACT THAT RANGA TOOK MY COOKIES!

>>682591278
You made a wrong turn at the dead feminist about 5 miles back.

OK, we need someone to go outside and survey the damage. We don't have any protective NBC suits. Who volunteers?

>>682591106
I saw him go to the fap chamber 5 minutes ago with your biscuits, he was mumbling something about soggy biscuit solitare, if you hurry there might be a few left.

>>682591497
>>682591423
Yes yes the cookies

>>682591423
He tried to impregnate a truck, didn't work. But we did impregnate a robot btw

fuck it hurts so much.

this guy
>>682590518
just shot me in the leg for no fucking reason

>>682591604
Send chris Poole, he's already got a fucked chromosome

>>682591667
>no reason

I saw you creepin and crawlin your hand down his pants you fag

Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! – An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling,
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime . . .
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent(14) for some desperate glory,
The old Lie; How sweet it is to die
for one's country.

>>682591638
MARK MY GODDAMN WORDS, IF HE EATS ANY OF MY FUCKING COOKIES I'LL BEAT HIM SO MUCH YOU CAN CALL ME MICHAEL JACKSON

>>682591604
In the interests of equality i nominate Anita to represent amazonian femininity.

>>682591667
You're already dying, go outside.

I have a bomb and if I roll dubs, everyone in this bunker dies.

everybody shut the fuck up...
do hear that ? sounds like footsteps.
it coming from the walls

>>682591790
/thread

>>682591854
Yes, definitely for equality. Off you go, Anita. We hardly knew ye.

>>682591847
I think he's just fapping on them and crying at the moment

>>682591959
Listen, we have a limited supply of water, you need something to drink.

>>682591916
It dat boi

>>682591916
That's the baby from the robot I impregnated. Don't worry about it.

>>682591854
I nominate anita to gangrape

>>682591909
Must be a hair trigger on this. Reroll for explosions.

>>682580424
>Having a bunker/music studio
Damn, thats my dream right there!

>>682592048
I mean, she's already outside. She's probably dead. You can still try.

>>682591909
Come on bucko, you're coming to the sausage making room for, uhh, quality control reasons. Also what's your blood type?

>>682591959
IT'S NOT MY FAULT HERMIONE DIED IN THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE, GET HIS ARSE HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ELSE I'LL CHOP OFF HIS DICK AND MAKE IT A GARNISH ON MY COOKIES

>>682592115
I'm down.

stan fucked my dog again.

i am so sick of having to brush his cum out of the fur.

>>682592154
Naw, this bomb will go off. Even if I have to light a match.

>>682592115
But she wont struggle... oh well a dead radioactive pussy is still pussy I guess

>>682592093
Well forget your dream SON

cause you're stuck with us now

This is your new life

This
Is
EVERYTHING
:)

>>682592115
as long as she is still warm, i dont care about her being dead.

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Which one of you fucks pulled the pin?

>>682592001
Ok, I'll have a G&T, lots of ice, just a dash of bleach.

>>682592230
I'm like the world's worst suicide bomber.

>>682592230
put your bomb down or we will free the bronies from the holding cell.
you know what happend last time, do you ?

Field fuck?......

FIELD FUCK!

>>682592254
Shit... well, i suppose i can still play some music to raise morale and stuff...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0TwGWIu8gE

*does shitty farts*

>>682592163
>>682591847
>>682591106
Holy shit, Jonah? From Tonga?

MAAA NIG

>>682592442
not bad actually

>>682592230
Blue falcon

>>682592442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

>>682592429
Oh god. I liked the horses we had. Shame we had to put them down.

>>682592546
I SAID PUCK YOU NOT FUCK YOU MISS

>>682592546
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT FUCKING RANGA IS? IT'D BE NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE TO HELP!

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Hey /b/ ive got an idea
we should make a board about memes
called /meme/ and here we should discuss how to create memes

I want to start and intoduce my first meme
it's called: blim

enjoy and share your memes!
help me spread the word :)

My last try with this bomb. If it doesn't work, I'm coming back and pretending this bunker is Columbine.

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>>682591909
>>682592064
>>682592230
>>682592339
>MFW Clint is still trying to blow those sausages strapped to a clock we gave him "to look menancing and cool"

>>682592759
MATE WE'RE IN THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE, PUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHIT IDEAS

>>682592163
Here he is, he says there's 4 ginger nuts left but only 2 biscuits, not sure what that means?? Once you're done sandal slapping him can you bring him to the sausage room for ... medical care?

>>682592772
Okay, the bomb didn't work. I came back with this AR-13 I found just lying around, with a full mag. Last two numbers are how many shots I fired (even if it seems unrealistic).

kenny, stop trying to fuck that cat for fucks sake.
last time it bit half of your dick off.

>>682592840
PUCK THE SAUSAGE ROOM, I'LL SHOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STEAL MY PUCKING COOKIES! ON A SIDE NOTE, ANYONE WANT GINGER NUT COOKIES?

>>682592791
He even ate one of the sausages but still didn't realise it's a sausage clock.

>>682591423
>>682591497
Sounds eventful. Where's the guy with the Gameboy? I've got his batteries here

quit touching my fucking leg!!

So uh.... Movie quotes anyone?

>>682592948
and he missed every single shot
hahahaha i am crying.
ok guys, fun ist over.
lets put him to the bronies for 4 hours.

>>682592988
They aren't covered in semen are they?

>>682593147
I ain't got time to bleed

>>682593134
Sorry......


Can I touch your face?

>>682593148
Naw, looks like your post number says you got every single shot.

>>682593160
M-MAYBE? DO TESTICLES COUNT AS SEMEN? WHERE ARE YOU, YOU FUCKING RANGA?!

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Hello everyone I'm new to this bunker I just transferred from Bunker D51 after everyone was mauled to death and where will I be sleeping?

>>682593049
>>682592988
>>682592840
>>682592154
>>682592791
>>682591224
>>682589563
>>682589040
So... i think it's safe to say out bunker is specialized in sausage production...?
Shouldn't we get a flag or something? The Brotherhood of Ironfags or something have flags.

>>682593289
next to the sausage mashine-

>>682593217
You got time to suck?

;)

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I'm the Jester. I need that sword for cultural reasons only.

>>682593381
Here you go, sir. It's pretty dull, as it's just a prop.

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>>682593318
HERE, HAVE A SHIT FLAG I MADE IN MY SPARE TIME. I CALL IT:
>RANGA GET YOUR ASS HERE NOW

>>682593334
Roger that, ol buddy ol pal ol friend ol fucktoy. Hey does anyone like Simon & Garfunkel? I brought a CD.

>>682586213
Fuck her right in the pussy!

>>682593318
sausage party.

with two crossed dicks

>>682593460
hello darkness my old friend....

we are going to listen to this while the bombfaggot gets torn to pieces by the bronies.

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This is our flag, deal with it.

>>682593557
Rogeroni I have The Sounds of Silence and Bridge Over Troubled Water on repeat. Let's just pop that in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G-YQA_bsOU

>>682593339
I dunno man, between chopping up bodies, distributing moonshine, making smoothies and trying to avoid having that one guy sneakily eating my ass whenever I sleep I'm pretty busy. Ask the new guy.

AND PAIN IS AAAAAAAALL AAAAROOOOOUUUND LIKE A BRIIIIDGE OVEEER TROUUBLEED WATEEERS

>>682593339
I'll suck you off man c'mere

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>>682593318
The united states of small goods??

I could only imagine what would happen if a grill wandered into this bunker.

>>682593796
Can somebody stab that guy in the face?

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Do we have enough Nazis in here to make a perfect world yet?

>>682593982
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TURN OFF THAT RADIO I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNTIL IT FALLS OFF I SWEAR TO GOD SHARON