>>682565756
You find a big, six foot, hung guy who is comfortable being a man

Then you be his little sissy boy, suck his dick nightly and get cuddled up in big strong arms you faggot

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A man's worth isn't the sum of his height and dick length. Look at David Bowie and Prince: not at all traditionally masculine men, but men nonetheless and both of them did really cool shit. Just be yourself dude, and fuck what your dad says.

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>>682565756
>I'm 5'5

Didn't bother reading the rest, kill yourself.

>>682566700
this shit dude. real talk

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>>682566700
Faggots

>>682565756
So wait you went and became a tranny, and now you realized you were actually straight?
How far gone are you? Did you take hormones for a long time?

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>>682567245
pics are me
I'm pretty far gone

>>682567596
How old are you? You look about 16

>>682567596
If this is really you I need all of it. Seriously you are now my new fav. Give me all you have so I can blow load after load to you.

>>682565756
Fenamon here.
Op, you have been wrong all your life. Stop paying attention to "beauty standars." Srly, don't believe what you watch, just be yourself man.

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>>682567821
24

>>682565756
>like how the fuck do you be comfortable as a man, if you aren't 6 ft tall with a big cock

We go to the doctors and check and see if you have a mental illness like yours.

>>682567928
You're really adorable
Plus you're obviously into guys

Just find a boyfriend to love and love you back, someone who'll protect you and be your manly man, and be happy m8

>>682565756
You're dads a meat headed fuck wagon, be what the fuck you want to be. Tell your dad to fuck off, go be a little dicked 5'5 man.

>>682567596
you are fucking adorable...

>>682568099
I settle for guys because it sates my daddy issues
and because I'm too insecure about my masculinity to approach women
and women literally never approach me

UHMM idk, but you look pretty happy...

>>682568249
Women typically don't approach men, either grow the courage to be more "manly" or just take dick all your life, you seem to be cute enough to find a guy who'd make you his little bitch anyway

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>>682567867
I mean I'll give you some more I guess.

>>682565756
Youre pretty fucking adorable OP. No need to change!

you can be girly and still be a guy.

post more pics please!

>>682568249
You fuckin fag. Go home and sock your dad in the face. Leave a man. Fuck.

>>682568583
I'm not even gay but you look so pretty. Would totally spend a lot of nights with you.

>>682568656
This.

Snapchat? Kik? I need to solicit more pics out of you :*

>>682567596
nah m8 you're fine
>no fake tits
>not even swollen hormone tits
I'm not even sure you're on hormones at all, but if you are just get off them you should be ok in a few months.
If that's really what you want, but you'd obviously make a godlike trap if you wanted to go all the way.

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>>682568690
mfw this is actually probably exactly what I need to do
go find my dad, and stand up to him for once in my life,
and leave a complete person

>>682568656
but I'm not okay with being a girly guy. Girly guys disgust me. It's the way I was raised.
I'm okay with trannies, and I'm okay with manly men. I am not okay with faggots.

If you want to be a man and be comfortable, do it. I'm shorter and comparably hung, but I work out and am fine with myself.

Stop worrying about other human beings, do things for yourself, whatever it may be you want.

>>682565756
> how do you guys do it
man the fuck up
thats how a man does it

>tfw 5'7"
>average sized dick
At least I'm not a huge faggot like OP

>>682565756
damn id fuck that nice wet hole of yours

>>682565756
we're not comfortable, we just don't care that much. i wish i could transition but i'm too lazy.

>>682568978
What's with all the pics with you in a collar? did you get a dom/sub thing going at some point?

>>682568978

>leave a complete person

idk what you expect to happen, but don't expect to leave any less disappointed than you've always been. you need to decide what you value in life, and chase it. define yourself based on that. not what you're stupid dad says

>>682568978
any pics with you leaking after getting fucked?

>>682569011
>I'm shorter than 5'5
>and have a small dick
>But I work out

You know seeing a muscular smurf just makes people assume that you have a tiny dick and issues with your height

>>682567596
so cute

you pull off attractive very well

>>682568978
>I am not okay with faggots
You're currently a bottom bitch taking penises up your ass. It has to feel at least somewhat good if you're still doing it

>>682565756
Why couldn't you just have your father's fortitude and try to learn what he learned to become the man he did?

just give in a become the woman you always were deep inside faggot. you failed yourself and your father

>>682565756
It's being confident and comfortable, faggot. You averaged out on the generic dice, so what? Go get fit and do other things you feel are "manly" or just generally do what you enjoy

>>682568978
Take up a manly hobby like knife making or weight lifting become a better human than your fuckin pussy dad and win at life.

>>682565756
sooo what city do you live in?

inb4 this is RP

an hero

So how did your dad kill himself?

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>>682569279
I mean if you look closely at the OP, you'll see semen leaking out of my butt.
>>682569267
but how do I stop fighting myself
I know I want to be a woman
or a man
I know I just want to feel secure in myself
the fuck do I do that

>>682569222
I've been a submissive/slave for most of my life. It's where I'm comfortable, because I was routinely abused by every single authority figure in my childhood (physically, emotionally, sexually). It's just what I was raised to be comfortable with.

>>682566700
And look at them now, they're both dead. Don't listen to this faggot, he just wants you to die before your time.

>>682569307
And? Stop caring about what other people think.

>>682567928
Is that your dad?

>>682569668
I didn't look closely, my bad, why don't you have that area btw?

>>682569532
Olympia, WA

>>682569607
he's doing it slowly through bitterness
and little cigars

>>682569564
this shit is my real life ;-;

>>682569526
all of my hobbies are manly
and I'm actually already quite strong
(I was a roofer; I am presently a stable hand)

>>682569400
Some macho dads are insecure as fuck, and emasculate their sons so that they remain "the man of the house". Strong men build up the men around them. Hold them to high expectations, but encourage and accept them into masculine hierarchies.

If it weren't for the mentorship of a few men like that, I'd probably be a fag like OP.

>>682569703

lol........yeah....just look at david bowie and prince!
they.....oh never mind.....

>>682569668
It's not completely healthy for you to see authority figures as people to be obeyed and submitted to because they've abused you all your life

But I will say, if you do every find a dominant man or woman who's also very loving, it sounds like you'd be incredibly happy. You don't have a good idea of what you want in this or I'm guessing a bunch of other things in your life, you like having a stable emotional rock to guide you and tell you what to do or what to be, and look after you. Give it some thought, a teacher/lover/dom kind of person might work well for you, whether you're their girl or their guy, you are completely, which ever way they pick

>>682566948
Triggered....

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>>682569897
No. That's my most recent ex.
He was an abusive asshole, and acted almost exactly like my dad. He satisfied my daddy issues extremely well.

>>682569904
i don't shave because I think body hair is attractive
I'm also insecure about my masculinity; not femininity
so I cling to whatever body hair I can grow

>>682566646
This

>>682570212
Hey don't feel bad- at least you still have an ugly man jaw.

btw its really noticeable without the flattering angles and dim lighting

>>682570212
>I think my body hair is attractive
It's really not

>>682570212

right....so you want to be a effeminate gay guy or a tranny. flip a coin?

>>682570212
on the flip side, you are more attractive than a large portion of females. you're better off being a beautiful, gay girly boy than a macho man.

>>682570100
You're right. I really just want a cause to serve. I have no idea who I am or what I want; I just want to serve.
The problem is, I'm beautiful, smart, strong, and a relatively high caliber of person. I have never met a dominant type who has been a better person than me; a person worth serving. I always find myself frustrated with their lack of moral character, intellectual ineptitude, etc. I need to find someone who is superior to me in all ways, or I will never be happy serving them.

Snapchat or kik now.

>>682570581

so you want to be a woman. ok then.

>>682568037
I kek'd hard

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>>682570609
kik 1975chevystepvan

>>682569943
shit, i live in seattle. hmu

>>682570916
kik 1975chevystepvan
holla

So beautiful and sweet and such a cute pee pee. Why not a diaper? Your dads mean. You need male love. You don't need to be a woman. They're just high maintenance

>>682565756
seek professional help, there's a lot to handle here

>>682570581
this>>682570761
Women serve men who are superior to them in every way.
If this is what you want, just keep transitioning, you'll be a really hot trap one day. Do it for all of us who aren't fortunate enough to be naturally this feminine.
You really should shave though

>>682570874
What's the biggest dick you've ever taken? And if you're insecure about your masculinity, and say you hate faggots, why do you let men fuck you and cum inside of you?

>>682570490
jealous trap/10

>>682565756
why would u let a man raw dog you and jizz in you without the proper protection ?

>>682571212
10+ inches.
I do it because I have some serious fucking daddy issues.
also I'm usually wearing a dress when they fuck me, and for some reason traps=/=gay in my mind.

>>682570874
how often do you douche your ass

>>682571371
pretty much never
I'm a kinky fuck
if it gets dirty I just lick it clean

>>682570874
would u let a hispanic take you to pound town ?

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>>682571496
sure
hispanic guy gives me $100 every month to fuck in his car

>>682569668

Are you religious? It doesn't matter what any religion says, pray to the One True God your heart knows exists, and have faith. Open up the void of emptiness that you feel is you and know, expect and await happily that only goodness will be poured in.

it's all in the way you approach it, in your mind. you have to feel it, the love. don't doubt. just don't.

>>682571566
you sure are a dirty little slut. is he a paisa or chicano ?

>>682571840
I don't know the difference
he's a military contractor..?

That's it your coming to my house for hugs and kisses

>>682571631

yeah....this will help.....

>>682570874
please post more pictures

>>682571918
probably a chicano, (American born Mexicans)
paisas are mexicans fresh out of the fields

>>682567596
You look like you should eat a bit more
What do you do when you're not drinking cock?

>>682572314
definitely chicano then
can barely tell he's mexican at all except he's brown

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1. A man is not just defined by his physical appearance.
2. Don't be a whinny little pussy.
3. Do with your life as you see fit, regardless of what others tell you to do. (myself included)
4. Most importantly, don't ask /b/ for serious advice on life.

>>682572314

which ones do better landscaping?

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>>682572436
/thread

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>>682572400
Uhh... actually, I'm considered overweight by BMI standards. This is what happens when I flex.

>>682572441
the ones fresh out of the border. (no joke)

>>682572314
>chicano, (American born Mexicans)
if you call me chicano id punch you in the fucking nose. its like an insult. i prefer hispanic

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>>682572249
okay sure.

>>682565756
OP I've read the whole thread, and in all honesty it sounds like you should just become a tranny, or the very least stay a bottom bitch. It might stem from insecurity, and your father's bullshit but who cares? You were born for this.

>>682572569
wow

stay feminine
you are so cute
I'd support you, you adorable tease

>>682572624

yep......pick em up an home depot or lowes....

>>682572441
Definitely paisas

Source: California resident

>>682572569

you're a good looking dude. you wanna be normal guy? lose the piercing, cut the hair, dress businessy always and dont talk with a gay/female voice. look up tonality and breaking rapport

>>682570001

HIGHLY UNDERRATED POST HOLY SHIT

>>682572729
>pussy ass conservative

>>682572940
this

>>682572824
this

>>682572569

ever been with a chick?

>>682572729
you wont punch no one in the nose shitskin

>>682573171
sure quite a few
but most of them arent interested in me
and all of them assume I'm gay

Show off that hot bum make it stink

>>682573267
>and all of them assume I'm gay
kek

>>682573267

so you are bi?

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I want to fuck you with my strapon OP

>>682572729
spoken like a true spic
>>682572773
op is just fishing for attention, it's fairly obvious at this point
it's alright op we get it, you're a hot young twink, there's no need for any further validation by neckbeards, just keep fucking posting so we can fap and get on with our days
>>682572940
do this except don't do this
>dress businessy always
people who do this are usually obnoxious tryhards
if you want to be a normal dude, dress like a normal dude

>>682573404
goddamn more bby

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>>682573404
marry me~

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>>682573404
>mfw i would gladly be your little fuck slut and swallow that whole

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>>682573404
Does Op enjoy chubby tall redheads?

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>>682573404

>>682573404
timestamp

>>682573439

>thinking I mean barney stinson type

no lol, being business casual with a variety of color in your outfit is top tier normal

>>682573043
>youre a conservative because you dont want to be called the equivalent of hillbilly white trash
thanks friend

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>>682573597
OP sure does.
but OP also doesn't really believe attractive women post on b
:c

>>682573404
Time for the thread to derail
>pls be in cali

>>682573746
literally almost every mexican i know, is proud to be a chicano. only pussy white washed mexicans get butthurt over that word. im black by the way.

>>682565756
fuck man, im sorry to hear that

>like how the fuck do you be comfortable as a man, if you aren't 6 ft tall with a big cock
personal growth and introspection

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>>682573404
there you go you whiny little bitch
just put up an ad on craigslist, something like "sexually frustrated whiny little fag wants to have sex with a girl", include the pics that don't show your face from the front (let's be honest they are less than flattering) and you'll get responses like this
>>682573701
like this?

>>682573752
Kik is taypink510

>>682573780
Nor Cal actually

>>682573752
you look like a buddy i used to work with at Lowes

>>682570581
I'm roughly the same, but from the dom side

I have very high standards for subs but most end up being more greedy towards their own pleasure than aiming on pleasing someone else, or simply wanting to submit because they're clueless in all aspects of their life

The ideal is someone who's smart, pretty, caring and sweet but also desperate to be made to submit to another person. On the flip side you get dom guys who're really just abusive assholes, who confuse being dominant with being a dickhead, and subs who get sucked into thinking that's just what bdsm is.

Look around, you'll find someone that you can truly respect but also degrade yourself for and obey them, they're just rare. Keep looking and put up and email in this thread, talk to a bunch of people who reply, you can usually tell within a couple minutes if there's any chance you'd get along with them well

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>>682570212
My advice, just be a twink instead of a trap.

>>682567596 shows that you pull it off much better, and you can still be a faggot without it being 100% apparent to everyone, because you're still a dude.

DOes op need a spanking?

Just stop being such a fucking beta.
Being a man isn't about having a big dick or being tall. Being a man is about knowing your worth and not letting anyone tear you down. No one can ever make you feel insecure unless you let them. You have to know what you want and you have to believe that you deserve what you want. You'll never get where you want to be unless you put yourself on the road to get there. You don't let people put their finger in your face and tell you that you aren't good enough because what they think about you doesn't mean shit. They aren't you. And no one can make you think that you're shit without you believing it yourself. If you don't believe in yourself then how the fuck can you expect anyone else to. Being a man is about telling your dad that he's fucking wrong when he tells you that you aren't one. Being a man is about not letting anyone tell you that you're anything but what you know you fucking are.

>>682573918
Ayy where at

>>682573404
Post more pics

>>682574206
this

>>682565756
Well, shit, OP. I was born male and now I'm an adult, so I guess that makes me a man.
Listening to other people tell you what "makes you a man" is fucking stupid.
You were born with a Y chromosome so you're a man.

>>682573899
you live in california dont you. mexicans there dont count for shit because no one from there counts. californian opinions are to be disregarded

>>682573915
>/fa/ autism

>>682573915

yeah like that, or whatever floats your boat in that general area. alternative shit with piercings and tattoos and strange clothes will only take you so far until you're a burned out looking weirdo who's living out of time. dress timelessly

>>682570212
Uh does your ex boyfriend happen to push carts at a Sam's Club in Minnesota?

>>682567596

your acting dumb heres why...

fuck your dad hes not you
you're gifted with a dank trap body
there are dudes out there wishing to be u
go full trap mode
your body itself is telling you
embrace who you really are
sit on my dick too :D
fuck I want to make you my first cock

>>682573752
You look like a young Keith Richards

>>682574483
guy in pic is not my ex
and no.

>>682567596
Damn son, you're beautiful. Man or a woman I'd give you a good rogering

>>682565756
there is only one thing you need to do and time teaches us all this and thats stop giving a fuck what other people think about you
your dad, your family, your friends who gives a fuck what they think. Become your own man, if they dont like it they can fuck off. Its your life you can live anyway you want.
And how do you become more of a man, start believing you are one. If you don't believe it, no one else will.

>>682567596
>that little cock
yup you're pretty much destined to be a little sissy bottom bitch. Cute as fuck though.

>>682574372
>you live in california dont you. mexicans there dont count for shit because no one from there counts. californian opinions are to be disregarded
>this much autism in one post
Actually live in Florida

>>682574954
>mexicans
>florida
>black
>florida
almost had me going for a second there you cuban fuck. swim back you fucker

>>682575147
you literally are a retard arent you ? i know the difference between mexicans and cubans and puerto ricans. Where do you live Texas ?

>>682574144
Bay area

>>682565756
bruh if you're still here.. god bless. stop being a sissy faggot because you were insecure. thoughts manifest and people live in their own "reality"
tl;dr
>Pussy is better than any asshole or cock some fag could give you
>get a bi bitch and have threesomes like the fuck are you doing literally no problem with MMF OR FFM?? like nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i wish i was gay

>>682569943
WA fag here, I know your pain, just nothing.

Too bad I'm a sub too (not as far gone as you though)

I say just do what makes you happy anon and if that's getting fucked in the ass by another man then that's that

>>682566700
you're right but using the two most recent celebrity deaths as your examples makes me think you are a pop culture retard

Hows this make you feel? https://www.reddit.com/user/BigdickB/submitted/?sort=new

>>682568978
jesus christ sometimes a higher calling gets in the way of what we want in life, and in your case its being a sissy trap. holy fuck you are hot. simultaneously jealous of you and whoever you let fuck you

>>682566948
Nice!

>>682570212
how was he abusive? I've been called abusive before so I'm always uncomfortable when people say "abusive" and need to know that what they did was worse than what I did. also just curious

Be a transgender.. The feeling will be betrer..

>>682571426
so you just eat your own shit off of dicks even tho its in your power to have a clean ass and dicks to suck? fascinating

>>682573404
why is the bottom half of your body an undifferentiated donut of cellulite

>>682577477
Idk dude all my fat went to my thighs.

>>682577052
>entered into S&M relationship with clear expectations of mutual respect
>was always considered inferior, was never respected (beyond being a submissive)
>physically thrown out of the house (where I paid equal rent) several times for speaking my mind (we agreed that I would always be allowed to speak my mind), and having an opinion different from his
>after a particularly big explosion of emotional abuse from him, I bring him a pair of bolt cutter to cut the collar off
>throws me into a wall, giving me a concussion
>screams and yells at me
>I try to leave the house; he throws me on the floor and keeps screaming at me
>I don't get up because I'm afraid he'll hit me again
>screams that I'm a spineless coward for laying on the floor in defeat
>eventually leaves the room
>when he hears me fumbling with the door lock, he runs back in and throws me on the floor again and continues with the emotional abuse
>when he leaves again I find my phone and quickly text a friend to come get me
>friend shows up; I'm allowed to leave

Uhm... it really only got worse from there, *especially* after he cut the collar off.

>>682577852
but why was it in your body in the first place and then why wasn't it eliminated with diet and exercise? also show your tits or please leave

>>682578085
So he threw you around, beat you, abused you in all those ways and then you... went back to him after that night?

What the fuck man

>>682577852
i think your body is nice, my gf has the same type of body of yours. hnnnnng

>>682578085
OP, we can argue over semantics, but overall you are already attractive. You don't need to DO anything specific to start feeling "manly" or "secure in yourself", you just have to live your life and FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS YOU WANT OUT OF YOUR LIFE.


Aside from feeling comfortable in a sub role, do you actually ENJOY being a sub? Do you ENJOY sex with men who prey on your daddy issues? Do you WANT to resolve your daddy issues?

Once you have answers to these questions, you'll know what to do.

Personally, I'd shave you, put you in a dress, take you out for a night on the town, take you back to my hotel and then fuck you like you wish daddy would have =3

>>682578351
Read the thread foolio they have been posted many times

>>682578730
Your GF has a feminine penis too?

>>682578085
fuck him! I hope you don't fux with jerks like that anymore. So did cutting the collar off signify the end of the relationship or something? I'm not that familiar with dom/sub stuff. I'd love to hear stories that are more sexy and less shitty for you

>>682578811
>>682578811
Unfortunately, she doesn't. Shes my queen though. love her very much.

>>682573404
post more faggot

>>682579193
You sound like a complete faggot. Have you even fucked her in the pooper yet?

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>>682578351
I'm a shut in with mild agoraphobia. So I don't walk enough. I recently got a treadmill though and I'm starting to lose weight. I'm posting tits and leaving because I don't want to derail Ops thread.

>>682579546
she didnt like it. anyways show me ur tits

>>682579627
Not tits, still in bra.

Getting in shape is 80% diet. Stop stuffing your gob with calories.

>>682579627
No don't leave

Where in the bay are you? I'm a valleyfag

>>682579627
fat fucking disgusting pig

>>682579799
Lol I eat one small meal a day. If anything my metabolism is fucked from undereating. Plus its usually carb filled cheap garbage tbh.

OP, the fact that you can't figure out how to be a man on your own suggests that you are meant to be a woman. Saying you only fuck guy because women won't have you is bullshit. A real man would rather be celibate. You are a girly faggot, you were born a girly faggot, and you will never be happy until you accept it. You can try to be a man, but you will always fail, because it's not natural to you. Accept your fate. Be the trap you were meant to be. You will be happier for it.

>>682580031
how fucking retarded are you to not know how to have a proper diet ?
>no junk food
>soda
>fast food
>drink water only
no wonder your fucking fat as fuck.

>>682580031
post exactly what you eat on a regular day. Include everything that isn't black coffee and water

>>682580031
>carb fiilled cheap garbage
That your problem. Veggies and lean meats (chicken, cod) will get you there. I'd recommend hitting the weights, but that's probably too big of a jump at the moment. Head over to /r/fitness and /r/loseit and start lurking!

I'd invite you hiking around the Bay, but unfortunately work is keeping me very busy in SF. Good luck and I hope you find a cutie to pound in the pooper soon.

Tbh you're a pretty cute mtf. Be yourself. I'm male and identify as straight, although I appreciate gender bending and consider myself a LGBT ally, so that's where I come from.

My best friend is gay and he can't stand fem dudes so you're not the only one. Personally, if I was in your shoes I'd stay trans and go all the way while staying pre-op. Don't do fake tits tho, your natural tits are tenouttaten.

>>682580241
Um today I had a turkey sandwich.
Yesterday two boiled eggs and a chicken breast.
Day before that... Ramen
And before that, also ramen. Oh and a coffee from peets

I eat a lot of ramen.

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>>682579627
here you go you fat fucking cunt

>>682573597
I know I do

>>682575686
Where at? I like to take night drives on 9 and 35, near San Jose

>>682578779
sounds super gay. no thanks.

>>682582436
Which part? The "get to know what you really want, deep down" part or the "I'd fuck you like a sissy whore" part?

>tfw OP and chubby red head left

>>682565756

Stop being a faggot
get off of 4chan
learn how to make a lot of money
do what you want

>>682583356
nobody gets to know me. that's my advantage.

>>682570212
The beauty of camera angels. Thought you were cute until this pic...

>>682579627
Get the bra off

>>682565756
This proves millennials are the parents fault

>>682574372
you wish your real estate was worth as much as ours

>>682584699
How's that bullet train going?

>>682565756
Your choices aren't just man or trans women. Some people are more in the middle, and don't fit in very well with being a man or a woman frankly, like me.
Just be whatever you want to be, and don't care about what thinks or what anyone else thinks you should be. You are the master of your own life.

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>>682568748
>I'm not even gay

>>682567596

Yeah you look great. Hot, a little bit.
I drive a monster truck.

>>682585059
>ignoring my comment

>>682565756
Fuck you OP, just kys. You're just a weak little pussy, there's no hope left for you. Your father is ashamed of you.

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The only way you can really find the answer is steroids. Good old fashioned steroids. Did captain America a world of good And if you got shriveled genitals, what have you to lose. Plus the added benefit of hulk smashing mother fuckers who fucked with you when you weren't hopped up on the nectar of the gods

>>682567596
You're a disappointment to your father

>>682586498
>living in a state in which the government spends millions on something that'll never happen
B-but muh real estate

>>682570212
If my kid ends up like you, I'm killing it. What a waste of testosterone.

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>>682573267
>all of them assume that I am gay

>>682586766
we can spend as much as we want. our real estate is like a hot blonde. you pay, we stay.

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>>682573597
Why do all you fat bitches take these zoomed in kinds of pics? If you're ashamed of your weight and how it makes your pictures look, why not just exercise and maybe even put down the fork?

5"5' dick here, i use my shit for bjs and jerking, only fuck and never in a relationship, short guy also

>>682587229
because that is too much work. it's easier to laugh at you skinny fucktards missing out on life eating rabbit food and walking on a treadmill!

>>682575916
kys

>>682565756
I beat the pussy up OP

Thats how I cope

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Oh, shit here we go.

>>682579627
hey april ... is over

>>682565756
Manly men are intimidated by intelligence. I'm not a particularly big or aggressive bloke but I have never met a man I couldn't dominate with intelligence.

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>>682565756
>>>682587229
>because that is too much work. it's easier to laugh at you skinny fucktards missing out on life eating rabbit food and walking on a treadmill!

Fuck, here we go

>>682587591
hahahaha, thats ironic because ive never met a woman who dosent bend to my will of free speech, i would have you cumming from just my words

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>>682587591
>dominate with intelligence
Stop sucking their dicks, that's not dominating them with intelligence

>>682587591
shut the fuck up dude

I know people who knock kids out for sport

You dont dominate shit

You presume you are intellectually superior
Most likely speak passive aggressively to people who dont get it
and then chuckle
Im not big
And Ill fucking lump your head up for thinking you are dominant

Asshole

Oh Im smart and that makes me superior

Till you get the shit kicked out of you

But you mosty likely are smart enough to shut the fuck up around those types arent ya faggot

>do you really want/desire to be a real man?
>if so, what's stopping you from becoming one?
NEVER listen to your emotions for advice or comfort. They lie to you & cloud your judgement, hindering from reaching sane conclusions.

Cold, hard logic & common sense can solve 99% of all your problem

>>682587887
>>682587920
hey dont listen to these women haters, sweetheart, im the only real man here

Real talk just be yourself and fuck expectations

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>>682576271
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>>682565756
My kid looks a little bit like OP. Im gonna wake him up and beat him because if i don't, he might end up like you. His pain is on you, faggot OP

>>682588027
Im just saying dude
You know the type of asshole
thinks he has an edge cuz he is "smart"

Little does he know he is just fortunate and spared by people who crush little guys

I have seen way to many people get their head knocked off to hear some guy say I dominate with my mind

Where?

where you feel safe nigga?


Shut the fuck up


Type of shit makes me wanna ride ona trick

>>682587500
Go back to Tumblr, you rancid swine

>>682565756
A real man wouldn't be bothered by any of this shit and would move on.

Learn to do that or stay being a sissy the rest of your life.

>>682588278
how old are you anon? b4 i start a flame war with a teen i mean. ha that rhymed

>>682566700
David Bowie had a 10 inch cock, one of his old (male) fuck buddies talked about it in some tv show.

>>682588247
you know thats funny

>>682565756
you need therapy

>>682588491
26

Im just joking tho


But I really have seen quite a few guys get there skulls fractured trying to be smart

Dumb people kill motherfuckers round here


I just write stuff to laugh

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>>682565756
>>>682587229
>because that is too much work. it's easier to laugh at you skinny fucktards missing out on life eating rabbit food and walking on a treadmill!

>too much work.

Right there. All you need to know. Not only are you not wanting to even attempt to try and be fit, but you say it's way too much work. Is brushing your teeth too hard, as well? Or getting out of a chair? What about work? Soon you'll be Jazzy-bound and then when that stroke hits you, and it will, you'll probably be stuck for some time. As your mental faculties and motor control begin to melt away, you can take comfort in the fact that at least you got to enjoy life, even though you've never left your house much.

>>682573404

me please

>>682565756
Masculinity and femininity are illusions created by society. Just be whatever the fuck you want to be and fuck whatever you (legally) want to fuck. As long as your moral compass is on point, you really can't go wrong.

You don't need a big cock, 5" is plenty.

Your height means literally jack shit.

Be proud to be you, and be confident.

>>682588651
ok but to be honest, the places those people try to be smart is the wrong place, in the fucking political world being smart can net you a shit load of cash, oh and no i dont shut up when near other dumb folk i just stoop to their level for they can think im one of them, but thats my brain manipulating them by itself, if you ever see me i would probably come out stupid until i stop acting and get on it, so fuck you, being smart is an edge over others

>>682588987
Nah but the truth

Get a big bag a coke

Hit the strip club

drop a stack or two

Bitches love that type of shit

>>682588987
>Your height means literally jack shit.
fuck if this was true girls would be on my dick in robes, then again i have been only going out with high schoolers

>>682589099
I mean
Not really

But being smart enough to never ever
Ever
Be around the people Im talking about will prevent you getting turned into a victim for no reason other than its time to catch a vic

I think both points stand

OP im a roofer too bruh but in Australia

>>682588904
you missed out on enjoying life, while i had delicious food.
you spent time worrying about things that impress other people, while i felt dopamine constantly.

>>682589273
u wot mate?

post more pics like the first one op

>>682589389
Not gunna swear on your mum are you

I can relate to your feels. I simply chose to not be a sissy faggot, mostly due to how difficult it would make life. Rather be a great guy with life in western society on easymode.
Also, I look good as fuck since giving up that thought, lifting and getting gains, and focusing on women

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>>682565756
You are not a tranny. You are not gender dysphoric. Don't hurt your body.

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Sounds like you were born into a particularly tense pot, OP. You have to understand no one, your father included, will approve or support you all the time. Not even some of the time. Your life is for you and you alone, live as you are, grow as you will, and define your own masculinity. Anon pointed out Bowie as a good example of independent masculinity. There's nothing wrong with you, you have intellectual depth and regardless of gender are qt.

>>682565756
Be 5'8" with a big cock.

>>682590739
>5'8"
>still a manlet

>>682565756
Short answer, get layed.

Once you feel the power of what a standard sized penis can do to a woman, you will feel like the most straight man in the world.

If you also excercise a little, you will suddenly start feeling more and more manly.

I´ve done all this, and feel super straight, despite growing up sort of the same as you. But never considering using hormones.

You need to realise you can still be a masculine man, who can enjoy fucking in any way he wants, but still preferring women and be the way nature intended you to be.

I´ve also fucked shemales, and taken dick in the ass. Its fun and all, but does not compare to fulfiling your real biological functions as a man.

>>682591427
OP said he's been with girls before

>>682591707
Obviously not the right one then. You need to find a girl who makes you enjoy being a man. Try asians. They are very traditional and keeps your mind straight.