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>>682564453
Lost
>>682564840
lost hard
>>682564926
huk huk thassa good'n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
fresh oc
>>682565140
How to explain this to someone normal?
>>682565452
lost
/r/ing that meme of the kid running to Google when his mom leaves the house
>>682565390
show them the picture? its pretty straight forward.
>>682564926
I suppose it is funny to know that there are dumbfucks who have nothing better to do all year but polish their rifles and wait for hunting season.
>>682564264
mfw I laughed as a result of having looked at the picture you posted.
>>682565390
are you saying youre a normiefag and need explaining?
>>682565569
bwahahaha
>>682563618
Lost
>>682563663
Lost 2 times in a row
>>682564926
cancer
>>682564264
chuckled
>>682566053
hahahahahahah thats fucking funny that is m8!
>>682564364
Shoenice is the man
>>682565911
A real man provides for his family. He doesn't go to a store and buy it like a beta
just lost selecting this one
>>682564641
How? Why?
>>682566531
I don't know why that was so good.
>>682564673
I shouldn't have, but I like it.
I KNOW FORREST.
>>682566642
Because he didn't that's why.
>>682563618
That's an impressive dick tho. Would sit on
>>682566871
never change, /b/
Hey look, it's the same shit we had last week and the week before that.
United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
This has been the best ylyl thread of 2016
>>682565300
Almost lost
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
>>682566492
Hairy Toaster??
>>682564673
Made me smile.
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>>682565569
Holy shit, I should've saved mine
>>682565390
It's a bit like explaining to somebody stupid or blind.
>>682566138
Lost wtf
>>682566955
Give me your rosen mystica....and pussy that also.
Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
>>682566053
can anyone explain this?
>>682566955
wow faggot too bad I'm posting OC and stuff I never see on /b/. meanwhile you go and post desu you dumb nigger
>>682567034
pretty much /b/ in a nutshell
>>682567155
Why did I lose to this god damn it
>>682567238
that was dope
>>682564673
Classic Opie and Anthony. Jim Norton making fun of Lt. Dan is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXXS2xN7iWA
Too bad all three of them suck now.
>>682567321
Thats it.
I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore.
Are they just reveling in the fact that YLYL threads are somehow being ruined? i haven't enjoyed a YLYL in at least a fucking week
Do you desufags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how they can spend all their time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH SUISEISEKI BLASTED ALL OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. they must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; and what the FUCK does desu even mean??
And why on FUCK would they associate it with fucking 4chan?
There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.
>>682566328
[Drama Intensifies]
>>682565526
What kind of weak human being gets offended at this shit? Learn to laugh at yourself, that's fucking hilarious.
>>682565354
impressive. you obviously smoke drugs but still impressive.
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
>>682565569
Shit I have a Libearty that still has the tag attached! That fucker is worth $400??!?!?
>>682567477
Checked
Not sure if bait though
Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
>>682567238
Cool animation
>>682567604
About 350
>>682565569
Wait that thing is fucking worth 400 dollars? I have 2 of those. Or at least my family does in the closet with all the other junk. Holy shit thanks anon
>>682567391
>I'm posting OC and stuff I never see on /b/. meanwhile you go and post desu you dumb nigger
>WHO WOULD WIN FEMINIST V CORRODE
Filthy fucking casual.
>>682566328
Damn. Dobbie for buff.
Thats not fair i love suisesekie but i hate the ruined ylyl threads.......why jade? WHY!!!!???
>>682567679
Probably the worst invention since lawn darts.
>>682566955
hey look, it's that guy who posts the same thing in every god damn thread.
we get it, everything's old
what are you going to do about it?
>>682566588
Lost inexplicably hard at this
>>682567652
holy shit am i not stop kekking!
so funnie!
>>682567884
Don't worry anon summer just came a little early
>>682566138
moar big bung thery pls
>>682565526
Lost fuck
life is like a wagina
sometimes
all you want is a wagina but you cant kill yourself no matter how long the noose is
sometimes
you smell like a wagina but really your covered in shit
sometimes
you think you feel a wagina but its really your father touching you
sometimes
you wake up with wagina end this eternal suffering
sometimes
you think youve fallen in love butt wagina
sometimes
you realize your sad and worthless but you can still feel wagina deep inside
wagina is love
sticky sweet so nice to eat
rub your meat
its a treat
sometimes
you feel sad because of your inferior micro penis but wagina is long like the suffering known as life
sometimes
you feel true love from wagina and know the day will be ok no matter how many tomatoes are forced into your ass
sometimes
you sell yourself for 30 cents on the street and not even wagina respects you you fucking slut
sometimes
after the bleeding stops you look to wagina an are heel
i cant see hope
sometimes
when u feel the wagina you can have a cake
sometimes
when you pay the bills and have no money you can sell wagina on the street it will still love you because its inside you like your father was when you were small and helples
sometimes
not even a dog will look you in the fuckng eyes its because your worthless
sometimes
when a wagina and a wenis love each other very much they get married and then domestic violence and divorce
sometimes
wagina will come to u and you will see why people kill themselves
sometimes
when you look to wagina your eyes will bleed im dead inside
>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all
>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"
>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine
We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"
For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive
Pray splingly, leader of the true lulz squad
He will give the best memes in abundance
He negates the potassium, weebs, summerfags and sperglords
Pray to splingly, and he will give you the pure comedy of the gods
SALVE SPINGLY!
>>682567155
lost
>>682567101
Tl;dr
You're a faggot
>>682568053
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me boys
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me boys
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me boys
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me boys
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
>>682568098
This guy. Pure fucking poetry.
>>682568103
SALVE SPLINGLY
this thread sucks!
>>682568259
>basing your poem on Dropkick Murphys song
This is not the based we are looking for
>>682568102
>mfw I know this song and sang it in my head
>>682568557
well quit being a queer and contribute then
>>682568557
Like your whore mouth!
>>682568259
This woke up the oldfag in me. Desu on lad. Desu on.
>>682568673
lost hard
>>682567543
no human can be this weak
>But this is tumblr
>She's probably a dragon or a naruto.
>>682568557
that's what keeps us coming back every time
>>682568790
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
>>682568733
Checked n kek'd
>>682568735
I actually fucking lost for the first time in weeks. Thank you sir. Now go die.
>>682569052
new wallpape
>>682568861
Lost
>>682566612
Lost
>>682567860
Way to miss the joke. Estimated price in 2007 in '97. They overestimated the value. http://www.ebay.com/bhp/liberty-beanie-baby
>>682563618
Fuckin' savage
>>682564926
i actually wanted to get into bow hunting. Seems healthier to eat a wild animal instead of the poor steroid-ed to fuck ones.
I live in the city though and I'm pretty broke though.
>>682569040
We may just save the board which must not be named. Death to all the rudypoos.
>>682568653
kekekeke.
I may make more then.
>>682564926
I almost lost at the thought that someone thinks this is laugh-out-loud funny.
>>682568103
No. Is Furcio, he's from a mexican tv show.
>>682566468
Calm down, Davy Crockett.
>>682564364
Lost
What did i miss?
>>682570018
WHY DID I LOSE TO THIS
>>682569851
Actually, it's a parody about Furcio made by Derbez.
Yo, /b/, let's kick it!
Ice Ice Desu, Ice Ice Desu
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Suiseki is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu Suiseki
Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu
>>682566502
win
>>682570142
fuuuuuuucking end yourself. this is my thread, rabbitfucker
>>682570289
Fight me then
>>682563578
>Challenge ACCEPTED
>>682569758
im not reading this. nice try though
>>682570360
why would anyone ever have that pic on their computer
>>682568641
What the desu did you just fucking desu about Suiseiseki, you little desu? Suiseiseki will have you know that Suiseiseki graduated top of Suiseiseki's desu in the Navy Desus, and Suiseiseki has been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and Suiseiseki has over 300 confirmed desus. Suiseiseki is trained in desu warfare and Suiseiseki is the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to Suiseiseki but just another desu. Suiseiseki will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark Suiseiseki's fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to Suiseiseki over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak Suiseiseki is contacting her secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. Suiseiseki can be desu, desu, and Suiseiseki can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just Suiseiseki's bare desu. Not only is Suiseiseki extensively trained in unarmed desu, but ISuiseiseki has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and Suiseiseki will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. Suiseiseki will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>682567543
Yeah, to me it almost sounds like she installed the app just so she could whine about shit like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWBAwywBAuY
I smell summerfags
>>682570589
you need to shower then. faggots like you killed /b/ with your unfunny spam. get your life together
>>682569758
Lost
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
>>682570289
Where the fuck did this come from? I don't remember seeing that in Robocop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0UT97Ls1lY
Dear >>682567971
You got some issues 682567971, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some.
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter; I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself.
I think that you'll be doing just fine; if you relax a little
But 682567971 why are you so mad? Try to understand.
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid;
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to.
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
Love from,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92-_dnUYxco
>>682569734
If you're really the one doing those, know that you're doing the lord's work, desu
>>682570360
Ellen Ripleys wibbly wobbeldy alieny smasheriny doo whack lift.
>>682566468
You can actually provide more for your family buy having an income and using that money to buy all the meat you want. Huge opportunity cost involved
>>682567238
Tops. Moar?
1 more minute and i post lewd
>>682570393
gnarly. I can't want until nano bots or gene therapy will make most surgury like this obsolete.
>>682570900
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>>682565569
As a child I found that lizard on the side of the road
>>682570763
the absolute madman
if you wanna laugh hard, join this ..
http://pomme.us/bigapple
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with Suiseiseki up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 threads
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed the OP
And stomped the newfag kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than OP trying to start a thread again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an GiB
Not porn I meant desu dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
Suiseiseki throws the bombest bash in town
>>682563618
>tfw used to live in sutherland shire
>>682564172
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>>682569716
zootopia was a really good movie
>>682568717
>>682564926
the compensation is great in this one
HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!
>>682568771
Lost hard
>>682571206
this one is a mess. Go back to the drawing board with this desu~.
>>682571103
>>682571142
>>682571151
>>682571206
>>682571264
fuck both of you, this was a good thread until you came along. here I am actually posting funny stuff for the weary anons of late night /b/ and you're just being massive cock slurpers. I'm out, losers
>>682571317
>I'm a vegan
>>682564027
Ok. you got me. i lost.
>>682564027
i lost.
