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Can't bumpf the drumpf

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>>682561683

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threads are getting weirder and weirder my man.

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All I have to contribute

>>682563991
Newfag. This is nothing new

Post dog

>>682561683
i would 1000% fuk a doplhin

If I was your dad op, I would slap the fag out of you. With my fat rod

>>682561909
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MOAR

Requesting girl+dolphin stuff, hentai or real doesn't matter

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>>682561683
OMG another weird animal thread 4Chan needs help

>>682568714
kek

Why is there so much animals today? Ive seen like 3 threads already

>>682568886
Fag

>>682561683
That is the nastiest fucking picture I have ever had the displeasure of looking at

>>682561909
And you don't know who is more of a fucking weirdo this guy for sacking the things dick, you for posting the video of this guy ducking this things dick.

>>682567574
Or this fucking fag for wanting more of this guy sacking this things dick.

>>682569868
That's. It really a dolphin...it's your mom.

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>>682569868
welcome to the internet, new friend.

Op can you fuck the breathing hole?

>>682570983
Did you mean "can you breath through the fucking hole?"

Yes, but not while fucking

MODS MODS MODS this shit is illegal as fuck, animal porn sick mother fuckers

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>>682571273
honestly it depends on where you live an even then your wrong...

how do you type without a brain? im shocked

>>682571544
I use my dick faggot go jerk it to your dolphin pussy and shut the fuck up

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>>682571766
mad

>>682571944
Not at all are you mad?

>>682571766
>I use my dick faggot go jerk it to your dolphin pussy and shut the fuck up
>>682572089
>says he is not mad

What do u just look up dolfin pussy on google or wat?

>>682572248
mariana's web

>>682572338
Idk what that is .. I'm on iPhone so no dark web

>>682572242
I was just answering your stupid fucking question about how I type with no brain, and I disrespected you not because I'm mad but because you are a sick mentally ill individual who does not deserve my respect.

>>682572735
>still claims not mad
>you are a sick mentally ill individual who does not deserve my respect.
suuuuurrreee

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>>682571544
Thats the background of cuck humor.

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>>682573510
im sure
heres something more funny

>>682572962
Look I'm not gonna sit here and argue with a person who likes watching people suck dolphin cock your not worth the effort.

>>682573659
Kek

>>682573759
> your not worth the effort.
why even bother repling then?
go outside or something, somewhere without facts

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>>682573895
thought you might like that

>>682572962
Fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag

>>682573992
OK buddy try not to give the dolphin you fuck aids.

>>682561683
I would fuck that that looks sweet qt like me wanna fuck a dolfin cute pink pussy so nice and wet wow omg so hot cumming looks tight and soft orgazmik for sure moar sauce plez I wanna stick my dick Ito that damn plez dolfin fuck cum

>>682574263
enjoy your time outside

>>682574063
I'm a re whore so yeah double kek , I hate deadpool nor than spidy and I FUCKING HATE SPIDY

>>682574408
Enjoy your time in hell.

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>>682574316
fucken queer. It's only okay for a woman to disgrace herself. The rest is haram.

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>>682574513
i know what you mean
>>682574517
ill take your salt with me to keep me nice an cool

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>>682561683

>>682561909
what the fuck, fucking faggots

>>682574859
haram. absoultely haram.

>>682574823
I don't under stand that .jpg

there are absolutely zero videos or images of a man or woman copulating with a dolphin on the internet with penetration

>>682575059
you dont put a space before the .jpg and its suppose to look like this
>idontunderstandthat.jpg
enjoy outside

>>682567574
This

>>682575154
true...
i've been lurking for years and I pretty much have seen every fucking dolphin video by now

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Post more Dolphins

>>682574836
Thank you so much

>>682569223
newfag

Who is Brian Dryer?

>>682575325
No u dumb fuck >Idintunderstandthis.jpg would mean that's the name of jpg when really I'm stating that >I don't under stand this (jpg) enjoying ur mommy's basement?

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>>682576346
Oh god yes!!!!!!!

>>682576157
i understood but if dont type it right whats the point of making the joke
>No u dumb fuck
mad, anyways were you not going outside to take a breather?

>>682569223
>>682569556
Samefag

>>682570113
>sacking
>sacking
Why

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>>682561683
This was the worst thing I had seen in a thread on 4chan. Until today.

I've been here 10 fucking years.

>>682576696
>hot dolphin pussy
>worst thing
?

>>682576446
I wasn't making a joke I was being sincere and I ain't mad in just correcting u , u mad tho I know other wise this wouldn't have poked ur pussy the wrong way, nah mabe later tho:p

>>682576804
>allegedly been here for 10 years
>actually been here for 10 minutes

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>>682576837
>this wouldn't have poked ur pussy the wrong way
why even bother replying if your not mad then

>>682576696
>>682576804
also, havent been on here 10 years if you havent yet seen that picture. Its been around for ages

>>682574836
Perfect 10/10 reply

>>682576696
>worst thing
>10 fucking years

Why do you lie?

>>682577088
all dolphin pics/vids have been around for ages, to be fair. When was the last time someone posted OC anywhere?

>>682568036
could literally watch all day.

>>682576914
>>682577088

You don't seem to understand. The Roman soldiers fucking Yeshua are wearing SANDALS WITH SOCKS FFS

I feel like this is what 4chan stands for, so I'm bumping this shit.

>>682576696
>been here like five or six years and saw that picture my first 6 months
>you're a lying faggot
>this picture is apparently a good litmus test to spot newfags

>>682577232
>>682577410

No lie. Seeing Our Lord and Savior Jesus H. Johnnycake Christ getting plowed by MEN WEARING SANDALS AND SOCKS is far, far, far worse than anything on 4chan. Until some nigger decides he wants to fuck a dolphin.

>negroplasty.jpg

>>682577536
Uh... huh.

Tell me, what body part did lolichan first expose which caused her to be banned, and why wasn't she banned for being underage before she showed it?

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>>682561683
>this thread

>>682561683
interesting to see the vitriol against it. dolphins are very smart animals, and I'd say not necessarily less smart than humans. they fuck for fun, and males get rapey with human females.

>>682577965
>so why cant human males get rapey with their females?
jk i agree this is a odd thing to see but dolphins have learned a lot and im sure can make their own decision if they wanna fuck or not. its not like we are caging them for it... yet

>>682561909
>penis is not prehensile
>penis much, much smaller than dolphin penis
>white male with necklace
>no wet suit
>short sleeves
>dolphin in pool
fake as shit. There is nowhere in the entire world where the situation could have gone down like this. Not Sea World, not Tenerife, not Best Korea.

It's funny how everytime someone posts animal genitalia people get really upset about how fucked up that is. And yet there are hundreds of gore threads per day and no one seems to mind them.

>>682578135
ya dude, minus a 'still not asking for it' wifebeater, that video pretty much screamed consent.

>>682578269
Gore is Shrek.

Animal pussy is just gross and unwashed and everything that is wrong with that crackhead negress down the street that smells vaguely of piss and sandwiches soaked in soup.

>>682578293
well i mean they can swim away whenever they want...

>>682577075
Because . any way put point remains valid

I'm genuinely fucking interested in this. Anyone have more?

Fuck me.

>>682578192
It's not fake. There is a story to this video and the others he made. He was a trainer, you can see him use a whistle or something in another video. I think his boss or whatever found out and he was fired. It was a long time ago though, I don't remember

>>682578509
Also explain .jpg still

>>682578509
so does mine since you cant prove me wrong with the statement
>your mad

>>682578551
Curiosity is the last bastion of a man who has overindulged. ~~Some nigger on 4chan

>you can quote me on that

>>682577723
Was it a google search? Faggot

Can a human female have sex with a dolphin?

>>682578417
>gross
says who :^)

>>682561909
FAGGOT GOD LEVEL

>>682572735
Are you even 12 bruh?

>>682578659
"there is a story"
"the others he made"
"a whistle or something"
"another video"
"his boss or whatever"
>I don't remember

You should have stuck with the only relevant fact, greentext related.

You have no proof, and everything the other anon said was factual. That is far smaller than even a juvenile dolphin penis, their penises are prehensile (which that one wasn't, nor does a dolphin penis look like that), they ejaculate far more semen than that, you can't get in a tank alone with a dolphin while wearing jewelry, etc. Leave fantasy in your head. Don't present it as fact.

My guess (having no facts to back it up) is an albino sea cucumber.

>>682576157
I remember when I was this new.

>>682576346
I just found my new fetish

>>682578750
>implying detailed information about a 12 year-old camwhore comes up in google

You know nothing about the subject. I won. You lost. Be a man and admit it.

Or be a faggot and murk loar.

The choice is yours.

>>682578835
Reroll

>>682576837
Do you even type bro?

>>682579281
whatever mang. Fact is, there are more videos by the same person and they show real dolphins. I'm sure you'll find them somewhere if you look hard enough

>>682573759
And yet.... here you are... enjoy more dolphin sucking my friend. Sit with us. Relax

9999 get!

>>682580007
Fuuuucking shit.
>double oh seven much niggah you dissapoint me again
>double oh no not today

>>682578674
Idk how to prove it but I ain't mad , unlike u , I can say I'm not one to hold grudges ,

>>682570113
Obviously the guy sucking the dolphin's dick is the weirder of the two, and why do you insist on typing it like 'sacking'?

>>682580179
> I can say I'm not one to hold grudges
your right you have a personal problem where you cant be wrong

>>682578674
Ur statement >ur mad is just an opinion, an accusation so ur there is no point to be made valid

>>682580410
??? this makes no sense
>also this is pretty easy to do

>>682580358
But was I wrong?

>>682580637
>But was I wrong?
on some points

are you 2 faggots still arguing?
fucks sake op post some more dolphin pussy to shut thes fags up would you

>>682580612
Well damn >>682580915
Like?

>>682580991
Middle man . Wanna settle our argument?

>>682581023
no no
>its like this

allright ill settle it for you, your both dumpasses

>>682577745
I know right, there is little to no dolphins at all

>>682581185
What?
>U can't ohh ok

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>>682580991
agreed man
>come here for dolph pussy
>see argument
>go to dropbox thread, open and save all the links
>come back, no new dolph pussy, still arguing

Here have some substitute human pussy just for the hell of it

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wile you 2 dickweeds were arguing i got this from some anons sister of fb

>>682581327
awesome man
>>682581275
>dumpasses
stop stop, im in tears

>>682581501
nice to see fellow anon from thread (:

>>682581501
nice anon, i was there too :)

>>682581544
Lel sorry bro u win some u lose some

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>>682561683
God Dammit guys.
This image?
Again?
I mean if you at least posted something different I wouldn't be commenting but seriously?!
Don't sexualize the dolphins

>>682581716
> dumpasses
yup i lost when i saw that "word"

>>682581719
why not? they enjoy fucking as much as we do, dont be rasist against sea mammels man

>>682581847
Haha yeah I guess me too

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>>682581946
Well you certainly have a point however do you think it's okay that we toss to then the fat trolls that society swears not to breed with?
That's the only reason why it's abuse,forcing animals to fuck ugly unfortunat human beings.

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>>682576346

Everytime i visit /b/ there's always something bringing me to hysteria...

>>682582285
you kidding? that dolphin pussy stayed with his finger a long time, wet bitch was totaly into it.
underwater sluts are best sluts

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>>682582513
Must not be an ugly faggot then.

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>>682582513
>underwater sluts are best sluts

>>682582829
only your real pal would hold a fish and start masturbating you with it. He be a hero

>>682573659

Shit I hated the Matrix movies

>>682582829
That's necrophilia too

>>682582721
for all i know the clishee neckbeard might be the catgirl of dolphin culture and a total pussy magnet. wouldent be the wierdest thing i ever heard

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>>682583159
fish is alive, keep watching

>>682582829
moar pls

>>682576696

First time I've seen it.

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>>682583336
That's all there is

>>682583287
its a miricle that fish dident bite his dick off

>>682583287
Well, it's okay if it's not dead

>>682561683
>>682561909
>>682564793
>>682576346
>>682582829
STOP RAPING ANIMALS YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE FAGGOTS

>>682583401
That's what i was thinking the whole time. It must have been it's way of consenting.

>>682582829
That's a nice dick. I would love to suck it all day.

>>682583401
>fish
>bite
m8 unless it's a piranha or parrot fish or at least a fish with teeth... I'm not worried about a fish biting my dick

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>>682583442
dolphin was into it. no rape.

>>682583544
catfish have enough "teeth" to make you bleed and they like to spin.

>>682581501
Good for you. That's not a dolphin tho. Tits or gtfo. YOUR tits anon. Now

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>>682577410

You'd probably have to wear something though if that's your main footwear. Marching all day with just leather on your foot sounds pretty shitty

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>>682583280
Do you have a neckbeard?

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>>682583532
no it's not.

>>682583620
they do? I thought most fish (catfish too) had no teeth since all they do is suck in little food particles... The way guppies do... or idk, salmon.
Parrotfish teeth are a horror but that's cuz they bite coral rock. I figured few other fish would have teeth

>>682578417
>piss and sandwiches soaked in soup

Welcome to my new thrashcore band

>>682583704
no i hate having a beard its to itchi

>>682575059
GOD DAMMIT FREEZER

>>682583942
its technically teeth but its sandpaper
>source
i live in oklahoma and catch catfish every summer. a lot of people go noodling where they catch them with their bare hands. often have rings of scars on their arm from large catfish spinning.

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>>682583967
>itchi

>>682578659

>My guess is an albino sea cucumber.
My guess is a navy blue octopus

>>682584146
what? how was i supposed to say that shit itches to much?
not native english speaker

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>>682584228
My guess is your mother

>>682583127
Kek

>God has abandoned us.

>>682584093
this has turned into an interesting discussion
is it like shark skin? like the "teeth scales"?

>>682584355
bitch hated us since day one, fuck him

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>>682574823

>>682584093
>>682583942
>>682583620
>>682583484
It's a common carp guys, don't have teeth, I have fished many of them, maybe I should try to fuck them

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>>682583967
>itchi
Didn't know we are refilming motherfucking Naruto again but whatever.
You have at least gained some respect from me anon. As long as you're not a troll it's okay to fuck the dolphine as long as it doesn't hurt.
One final question though:
Normal Mermaid or Reverse Mermaid?

>>682584399
im assuming yes. its really really tiny. im not too informed with sharks mind sharing anon?

>>682584513
yeah but their insides are hard and sharp as fuck. i wouldnt do that.

>>682581501
You think windowsphone anon will deliver tomorrow

>>682579493

Shitty kid makes a shitty post and a shitty person writes a shitty reply. Tonight at 10.

>>682584520
69 all the way, look at that muzzle, bitch must deepthrout like a champ

>>682584484
>Idintunderstandthis.jpg

>>682583918
yes, it is

>>682584657
who knows in what mood the girls is in by then, plus i will most likely have forgotten by then

>>682584735
You have piss poor taste in dicks then

>>682584484
piccolo frieza and who on the left?

>>682584484
Dbz reference?

>>682584604
they apparently have tiny saw-like teeth-like scales that make their skin like sandpaper
it supposedly helps streamline the water flowing around them, allowing them to swim faster
the scale designs have been used in swimsuits, that's how I know about them, there was some talk about banning the "scale suits" in Olympics or some competition as it would provide an unfair advantage in reducing water drag

trouble is now I can't seem to find it. serious though no shit there was some SciShow vid on how the ridges and stuff made water flow around it smoother

>>682585055
Freezer, cell, and cooler

>>682585012
I love dicks, big, small, would suck yours if you want.


pls halp me

>>682585012
I think the middle is Android 16

>>682584717
>>682585012
>>682585055
It is Freezer, Cell and Cooler, you retards

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>>682584520
you know what the really funy thing is? the americans have resently admitted to haveng created embrios of animal/human hybrids with both pigs and sheep for the last 12 months.
the chinees and japanese have done the same
>mfw i will life to see the first real life furry at some point

>>682585055
>>682585012
Cooler, Cell and Frieza.

>>682584484
>>682585012

Not It's Freeza/Freezer middle is cell/cell phone left is cooler/literally cooler

>>682585291
I'm so fucking high lol

Holy shit who cares it'd a dolphin thread not a fucking dbz circle jerk

>>682585153
>>682584604
ah, found it
http://www.popularmechanics com/science/animals/a10567/shark-skin-will-inspire-faster-swimsuits-and-airplanes-16792156/

couldn't find it earlier because "sharkskin" is also the name of some type of woven fabric so google gave me that instead...

>>682585493
is that that new nano coating i heard about a few months back?

>>682585291
Is it from an anime or something?

>>682585676
>Is it from an anime or something?
fuck your jung...

POST MORE DOLFINS!!!!!

>>682585791
Kek
>I am not familiar with this Jung...
Kek kek

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>>682585310
Shit no I didn't know Anon although wouldn't the first few look like pug girl?
I would rather wait a couple of years. What do you have in mind for creature being changed somewhat humanoid.

if i dont see more dolphin pushy in 2 minutes im leaving this thread and going to sleep

>>682561683
For once, just ONCE...I'd like to see a woman's hands spreading open an animal's vagoo.

>>682586291
I'm with him on that.

>>682585996
nah man right now its for experimental purpuses and the work biologysts are doing is to get normal farm animals to groß harvestable organs that can be transplantet into people.
pretty much a fancy version of the hear mouse.
but there are enough freaks with cash out there that a few years later someone will start working on a propper hybrid

>>682586291
You should stay and enjoy the logical conversations.

>>682586383
Those have already set sail.

1 minute left

>>682586383
> logical
if you can call it that
its entertaining though

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>>682586369
So /b/ will finally be able to fuck the rabbit.

>>682585996
one of the more interressting things will be what people will do with those cymera creatures.
slavery, second class citicens, full rights.
shit is just as interresting as the AI debate

Droullie ise faggot opos ton OP

>>682586583
they already have and you know it

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>>682586725
skase re ;0

Ohhhhh dbz as in
>dragon ball z!!!
Ohhhhhh Ina dragon deZZ balls on yo face ! Hahaha hahaha ha ha ha

>>682574682
how exactly does a woman disgrace herself by sex?

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ALRIGHT IT'S BEEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AND NO SWEET DOLPHIN PUSHY TO BE SEEN.

ABANDON THREAD

>>682586583
if your interresstet here are some already working prototypes from the last few years
most interressting thing so far was the deary cow with spider dna that gices milk with silk protein in it that can be refined into usable spider silk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJu8sWZDhU4

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>>682586690
It's just going to be more Tumbr bullshit which I'm sure they would love to do. Then there's going to be the first hybrid president and that other shit. Who knows the $1 bill might change to some hybrid as well.
>>682586733
Just a pathetic fake doll. Honestly you guys used to be so much more creative. But I suppose dubs don't lie and /b/ has indeed fucked the rabbit.

>>682587049
dolphin killing fish with dick.gif

>>682583442
jfyi dolphing are naughty by themselves

>>682587049
if /b/ were an animal it would be a dolphin.
god i love nature

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>>682587138
Cum

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This is a shit thread

>>682587109
that was a muslem joke.
as in shitskins are even more fucked up then us when it comes to sex

>>682587157
Thanks I'll check it out

>>682564793
>>682561909
AWWWWMAAAAGAAAAHHHHDDD

>>682587328
and the only animal that rapes.
>mfw rape is the best proof of concusness

>>682587243
doupt it, those rich sheltert idiots would love to have slaves they can oppress fo make themselfes feel powerfull

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>>682587857
Well just look back when we still had Blacks for slaves. The owners wanted nothing but total control of a person's life yet look what happened.

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>>682588109
well we will see what the next few decades will bring.
and im sure things like her will sell like fresh cupcakes worldwide but especially in japan
i know i would by one

>>682588416
I would certainly consider buying one even though I'm not a fan of furries.

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>>682563991
lol welcome to /b/, land of the free

>>682588805
i dont think you have to be, if you ever had a pet that you loved then just think of that, plus it can talk and might even be attractive.
even without sex it would facinate me to interact with an intelligent lifeform that isent human

I went to have a quick jerk off and when I come back you guys are still posting not-dolphin things on a dolphin thread.
So disappointed.

>>682585654
I wouldn't call it new... that article I linked was posted in 2014.
The new nano coating you've heard of is either the fun hydrophobic spray-on stuff, or you mean vantablack, the new material that absorbs like 99.99% light via a nanostructure and so is "blacker than black"

>>682587601
Yeah soposedly dolphins ar smarter than man... Did u know that chew on pufferfish to get high

>>682589502
they do? kek^^
well there are also panthers in the amazon that eat plants with high conzentrations of dmt to get high
but cats were always wierd

>>682589397
it might have ben the 2014 article, i read so much tech shit that i sometimes cant remember the details to well if i dont hear from it several times

>>682582829
nice! now I have a video of a guy fucking a fish, a dead deer and a chicken

>>682584484
Why is it so hard for people to understand this joke?
Literally the guy who asks "dbz reference?" knows what it's from but is to autistic to get the joke.
Fuck the world, it's full of low testosterone, low IQ, niggers.
>my biggest complaint in dolphin sex thread
>liketearsinrain.jpg
>time to die

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>>682587328
BULLSHIT.
Spiders practice oral fucking sex. Bononos too.
Monkeys masturbate.

>>682587049
> not posting the video with music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U&spfreload=10

>>682589637
Oh w0w 1 ddnt now tht 1 ! I lern things on /b/ :3

>>682590328
Yeah but not for pleasure ! Monkeys doit out of bordem

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>>682590575
what did you expect from a board filled with neckbeards and nerds?
/b/ come for the porn and stay for a cool and wierd shit

>>682590209
Kek. underrated post

>>682590167
How do you not have the guy fucking a crocodile? That shit is even better than all of those.

>>682590895
I might have missed it but What the fuck can make a man fuck a crocodile