Whats your excuse for eating dead animals faggots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB_ZMiYy_OQ
Not sure if these are satire or some vegan actually believes that equating the lives of animals to humans is a valid argument.
My excuse is that it tastes fucking nice.
>>682495385
Yes, not enslaving, torturing, executing harmless animals is equating animals to humans, are you retarded?
>>682495459
Mock meats taste just as nice, try some
>>682495963
No thanks, I enjoy making vegan faggots salty.
>>682494642
These comics suck bro. Its like a 3 year old made these
>>682496145
Ok, than go kill yourself, it will be better for the environment.
>>682494642
Because they are delicious.
Your move.
>>682496539
Meat eaters have the mentallity of retards so its just fine.
>>682496643
Salty bait.
>>682495239 but meat isn't unhealthy.
>>682496753
So are vegan foods, google some. Every meat food has a vegan variation.
>>682496837
Nop
I like vegan tears.
Seriously though, vegan is simply one conversion step less, and lossy energy wise this conversion is.
>>682495963
Poison Ivy tastes nice too and it's vegan! Have some, dickhead!
>>682494642
I was born an omnivore.
And why not eat dead animals? They are full of meat.
>captcha - select all food
>>682496847
it is.
http://www.who.int/features/qa/cancer-red-meat/en/
http://nutritionfacts.org/topics/cancer/
I eat dead animals because they are much easier to chew and swallow than live ones
>>682497168
Well fuck me sideways.
>>682495783
itt: pathetic cuck who cannot make human friends.
possibly allows dog to lick peanut butter from nutsack
this is why no one can stand to be around you
>>682495385
What exactly makes human lives inherently more important?
I eat meat because I'm not a hipster.
>>682497116
Just roesting some ignorant animal ass/tits/dick eaters, i only feel slight entertainment while doing it.
>>682495459
Rape feels nice
Should we rape too?
>>682497435
We're the dominant species. Not to mention we're intelligent and civilized.
Who said I eat them dead?
>>682497440
Conformist sheep detected
>>682497678
aww baby trying to be edgy, bet you would puke just looking at it in rl, kek
>>682497633
No you fucking idiot, do you not see that theres a line crossing?
>>682497633
Not my fucking point. Are you trying to imply that animals have as much rights as people?
>>682497435
Fuck where do we start
>>682494642
they're delicious as fuck
>>682496769
That's a terrible excuse for having no talent.
>>682497669
So more advanced aliens could fuck you in the ass, and you would thank them for it, cuck detected.
L0l all you buttmad vegans can say anything you want, it won't stop me or other people from eating animals, you are literally wasting your time.
>>682497884
What's the matter, candy-ass? Got your jimmies rustled?
I could eat your face if I had to.
>>682498326
>>682498239
Not as bad whan meat eaters justify killing with, taste, i iz lion, and muh daddy did it to.
>>682498326
Who said anything about thinking anybody? The world is a rough place dude, get used to it.
>>682497150
No you weren't
If humans were meant to consume meat they would be capable of hunting without advanced tools
>>682498574
Christian fag detected
>>682498444
12 year old wanabe badasses always amuse me.
>>682497884
Just like you, you prepubescent newfag.
>>682498725
Don't hold those tears in any longer, puppy lover.
>mfw I eat meat and I still tell people I'm a vegan just to piss them off
>they say I can't be vegan and eat meat
>I argue with the fact that the animal I'm eating didn't eat meat so it's basically the same thing as not eating meat
>always at least one vegan that gets TRIGGERED
>>682494642
>>682498574
He would propably die in a few days after eating raw meat, while he thinks hes a badass predator.
>>682494642
Why would I need an excuse to eat animals? They tase great, they are lower on the foodchain than us. Thats how it goes. Why dont you go nto a lions den and ask it why it kills.
>>682494642
Cuz i need to maintain my diet of chicken tendies
>>682494642
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkQ7o-gWWng
>>682497669
Intelligent and civilized means that we should murder, torture and rape?
Sounds like Hitler IMO...
>>682499487
Moar facebook posts pls.
>>682498414
Kill yourself, you wont be missed.
>>682495963
You know, I was going to pass along pleasantly through this thread but then this faggot comment.
No it does not you delusional and/or lying fuck.
>>682499366
If you eat for protein there are good alternatives while eating vegan.
>>682499609
Buttmad.
I eat meat because i like it also i reject idea that morality should be applied to other animals. Morality is for humans alone.
>>682499609
Sick comeback dood
Off to reddit you go
If you know something is wrong, like industrialized farming, it's your moral and intellectual obligation to resist temptation. Saying "it tastes good" means that you are either ignorant, or amoral. Of course internet trolls will say they are proudly amoral, but their smug sense of superiority is false, and they're actually just weak willed.
>>682499585
Good argument
Because it's inhumane to eat them alive.
>>682499644
Yes, they are, but hey if you like animal genitals in form of grinded meat and sausages it means you are gay, have fun with your cancer and heart disease that meat will give you in a few years.
>>682500053
Cool opinion, bro.
lol this thread, a war with faggots on both sides.
>>682500142
You'd get at least 4 likes for that comment.
>>682499920
So I can eat your doggo, right?
>>682500053
I agree.
>>682500380
I don't have a dog.
>>682499609
>vegan
>kill yourself
Almost m8
>>682499644
Pretty much same here.
>>682500444
W-well
Fuck you then
>>682495783
>cattle, pigs, and turkeys
>harmless
Maximum shitposting.
>>682498326
Hey, that comic is racist against chinese people. Don't be so insensitive.
Jesus Christ vegans are fucking annoying passive aggressive cucks
>I'm gonna make a comic to show how mad I am that'll show them!!!!!!!!
Lol shut up malnourished skeleton
>>682500380
Huh i dont get the logic? Breaking stuff is moral hence i can break your pc? whaat?
>>682498574
Bagheera it's time to go home, you're drunk and yelling at the man-cub again.
>>682500239
One side wants to stop pointless murder, torture witch btw helps the planet, beacouse 52% of greenhouse emissions is contributed to the animal industry. The other side want to buy dead corpses cuz "taste good" and "i iz like lion so if u do what lion do i z cool"
Sam Neil thinks you are a faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEZWrKLAqKk
>>682500053
You could try to not act like smug fucks, just because you're a vegan doesn't make you above everyone else, what it makes you is a dickhead thinking he's helping a cause. Not to mention alot of animals you try to "help" are usually useless outside of looking pretty.
>>682499366
Under. Rated. Post
>>682500488
If humans would dissapear every other living organism would only benefit from it.
>>682501039
Facebook-tier.
At least ~11 likes for that one.
>>682501323
Then please start with yourself.
>>682497355
Nice projecting
>>682500701
Aww baby got raped by animals while he was little.
>>682501039
Cringey as fuck. I think I'll cap this for a cringe thread. Humans are omnivores. Get the fuck over it
>>682500179
I dont fucking like processed meat anyways you enormous faggot.
Troll all you want, but we're only stuck here together.
Got more comics?
>>682499487
I don't know anyone that rapes animals. And it's only murder if it's a human. That's the legal definition, and not up for debate. Funny how you hippies are pro abortion but won't eat eggs.
>>682501323
And you would be dead, you don't want to die right? Then why not let people do what they have done for thousands of years and eat meat so they can get on with their fucking day and provide for your shitty lifestyle that contributes nothing to the community.
>>682494642
That I dont suck dick OP.
sage btw
I eat meat to piss off annoying preachy vegan shitheads like you. "Mock meat"? Fuck off. Some of the nastiest shit I've ever tasted was vegan "food" desperately pretending to be something it isn't.
vegan masterrace reporting in
>>682501186
"I wont stop killing cuz you think you are better than me for not killing" kill yourself pls.
>>682498574
Do you know what teeth are? Humans have a mixture of both carnivorous and herbivorous teeth. Doesn't this show that humans should at least be able to eat meat. You're also missing the fact that humans are incredibly intelligent, why not use it to our advantage?
>>682501548
Then go eat raw meat, and kill an animal with your bare hands and teeth, oh wait u wont cuz i are a pussy.
>>682502174
What significance did that have?
>>682501741
Cows have to be "raped" to produce milk, but let's be honest, that cow was asking for it
>>682500380
His dog is his legal property. No, he would not be okay with you eating his property. The fact that he's not protesting or whinning about people in Thailand eating dogs is proof that he doesn't give a shit, and thus isn't a hypocrite.
>>682501741
So forced insemination is not rape? cool story brah
>>682502406
>I are a pussy
Lmao you sure are
>>682496905
Nothing tastes like steak but steak
>>682494642
I don't need any excuse, I'm just not retarded
>>682502584
Thats a good point. Why didn't I think of that...
>>682494642
they taste good as fuck.
>>682501548
Someone post the articles about the nutrition only found in meat
>>682494642
Because that's how humans were made faggot.
>>682502341
Fucking exactly.
they`re delicious.what is your excuse for eating plastic and grass?
>>682501896
So you pay for rape, torture and murder becouse vegans tell you its not ethical and it destroys the planet, do you even logic?
>>682502712
Why do you care? Do you want to Fuck a cow or something? Freak
>>682502712
I said I don't know anyone that does it, I didn't say I don't know anyone that benefits from it. Learn to read.
>>682502998
Get over it
>>682503035
Not eating any of those, just google vegan foods, you would be suprised.
Well op, I'm a cannibal...fight that one vegan
Funny how people looks down on China for eating dogs, why not though. We eat meat and so do they, only difference is that the rest of the world have become attached to them. But who is the stupid one? Those who got attached to them in the first place, owning pets is wasted meat.
>>682494642
They're delicious.
>>682503035
oh and its more ethical, healty and does not destroy the planet.
>>682503124
He does nothing of a kind, murder is defined in terms of humans, rape probably as well. And even if he does those are just animals.
>>682503389
Humans are destroying the planet and there are to many of them, i approve.
>>682503124
What part of "fuck off" did you not understand?
>>682503450
This.
Do you also agree that we should eat our babies too tho? I mean it'd help the overpopulation problem. They taste hella good too. You ever tried baby meat?
You know who else didn't eat meat?
>>682503473
>clearing entire areas of wildlife for space to grow crops
>displaces animals in that area.
Hmmm idk bout that my man
>>682494642
It tastes good
>>682503548
So if you abuse an animal in front of other people you wont go to prison? Did no know that.
>>682498574
just because you`re a 40 kg vegan weakling and never touched a women before does not mean humans are not meant to be eating meat.maybe someday your milk teeth will fall out and you`ll be able to eat meat.
>>682503972
>>I eat chickens.
>>Why dont you eat babies?
Can someone explain logic behind this?
>>682503318
Ran out of ideas?
>>682504329
Becouse its just meat, and you dont care about others?
>>682504387
Yikes! Still replying huh
>>682504155
Abusing animals in public has nothing to do with slaughtering them for food which is the topic here.
I'll leave this here
https://youtu.be/V4jZ_BV4MQ4
>>682504583
I dont follow, i dont care about animals hence i dont care about other people is that the logic here?
>>682504159
http://www.greatveganathletes.com/bodybuilders
Did you ever notice that the bigest and stongest animals are all plant eaters?
>>682503972
Nice try, but babies can provide more for society than dogs can. Not to mention there's a line crossed when killing a human being. If you were given a gun and had to choose between the life of a dog or a human contributor to society who would you shoot? To prove me wrong you would probobly say you would shoot the contributor to society, if this is your option then congratulations. You are a certified 12 year old edgelord.
>>682495783
i suppose you also assume we should treat niggers as humans ?
>>682504669
OP here, i was not the one posting the teeth chart
>>682504159
Good one man, you flamed me.
I'll have to write that one down
>>682497633
Apples to oranges, dickhead.
>>682504861
what`s your fucking argument here boy?
20% of muslims are extremists.does being a muslim make you an extremist?
10% of germans were nazis in ww2.does being a german make you a nazi?
ffs kiddo,go read a book
>>682494642
To survive....duh
I don't understand how faggots like you put other animals on the same level as humans.
>>682498574
i'm pretty sure i can kill a lot of animals with my bare hands faggot
>>682494642
I eat them because I'm not a hipster faggot.
>Hurr durr meat gibes de cansir
The sun also gives us cancer, so am I going to completely exclude myself from natural light?
>Hurr durr meat gibed de hart diseez
Heart Disease is also caused by genetics, so am I supposed to go back in time and have my father, with a family history of heart disease, not have sex with my mother?
>Hurr durr, raising animulz createz greenhowz gassies
Cars, trains, motorboats and planes also emit greenhouse gasses, so am I supposed to use horse-drawn carriages and sailboats to traverse the vast distances of the world?
No, because that shit's not how I work.
So let's imagine that we DID actually end all meat-related industries. First off, good luck trying to do that. That's a very large food industry right there with many, many companies getting their hands on it. Now for if this DID happen, congratulations: You just put millions of people in the US alone out of jobs. And that's just for fast food! Let's also consider the farmers, the factory workers, the chefs, the waiters. Millions of restaurants and fast food joints NEED meat and meat byproducts to be able to make a product. Oh, and some of that food you think is safe from byproducts? They more than likely still have them in there. Say goodbye to colored pasta and fruit-flavored confectioneries with carmine, made from a ground-up insect. Say goodbye to marshmallows, jell-o (and similar products) and frosted cereals with gelatin.Say goodbye to MORE confectioneries with glucose from animal tissues and fluids. I can do this for quite a while, but TL;DR: We have created a society that NEEDS the killing of animals. Too late to change anything, and don't expect anything worthwhile to come out of your endeavors.
>>682504329
I wasn't making an argument. I'm dead fucking serious
>>682504672
Both are unnecessary and are only done by shit cunts.
>>682505356
he can`t.that`s why he`s implying that humans as a species are as incapable as him.
>>682505426
Wait you are for eating babies that wasnt some vegan nonsense?
>>682505283
The point is that vegans are not weak nor are not "manly" becouse they dont pay for dead corpses you retarded cuck.
>>682501548
True we are omnivores, but we developed that way way back in our evolutionary past before industrialized farming, even before agriculture at all. Times are different now and we don't need to kill animals to survive. There are much more efficient less violent and earth destroying ways to sustain life. We know better now.
>>682505452
Being necessary is beside the point, many things are not necessary and yet we do them.
>>682504879
Oh. So I am the only one huh?
>>682505706
wut.as i said.go read a buck kiddo.i think you`re more confused about what you said than me.
>>682494642
Because I will continue to do as I please and you will continue to have no influence
>>682502341
Why not use your intelligence to stop hurting the environment and animals when it's not sustainable or necessary
>>682505356
Well you could kill rats and die a few days later cuz of the scratch marks u get, wow you are so badass.
I get a kick knowing that it is destroying the only planet we live on and that it will never change. I love that you know I know this. I love it. I'm all about That flesh life.
>>682505356
I dare you to kill and eat a raw chicken.
>>682497678
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>682506089
because animals taste good and it makes you angry
its a win win really
>>682506030
Do you even logic brah?
>>682506387
Why? We might aswell cook it since we have the technology.
>>682494642
Whoever posted this the other day convinced me not to eat meat. I have had a strict diet for the last year or so consisting of chicken, rice, pasta, veggies and some beef or pork when no other option present.
I am not going to switch instantly because I am poor. I may also still eat eggs. The arguments the non vegans made were for the most part retarded.
>>682505837
Its not beside the point becouse it harms a living creature.
>>682505638
Dead. Fucking. Serious
>>682506364
Kill yourself and post video of it.
>>682505874
>>682494642
Is saying that a humans life is worth more than an animals really a means to justify your argument.
Because cannibalism isn't legal or else I'd be coming for your vegan ass OP. Grazers are only good for being food
>>682506443
Doesn't really make me angry, it just makes me feel superior
>>682506874
Unless you only eat shit that falls off trees and then go spit the seeds out somewhere they will grow, you are too, dumbass.
>>682506874
Why do you care about a creature that has done nothing for you.
Because it looks cute?
Because we should leave it alone?
That's retarded dude.
>>682506443
How is destroying the planet, and geting cancer and heart disease a win? kek u retard.
>>682507217
if you felt superior you wouldn't be shitposting on 4chan defending your shitty opinion
go eat some grass before you hurt yourself stringbean
>>682507067
Yes it does. Why wouldn't it?
>>682506874
Wrong and right are defined by humans for humans i reject the premise that harming a chicken is wrong since i dont agree that we should apply our own morality onto animals so eating animals is non issue since it cant be wrong or right.
>>682506874
becouse
becouse
becouse
becouse
>>682507333
I don't eat meat exclusively, an omnivorous diet is miles healthier than a vegan one, unless you're a fucking retard and buys into the pseudo-science in the back of Reader's Digest that says otherwise.
>>682507259
Becouse animal agriculture destoys the planet. A better question is why do you not care?
http://www.cowspiracy.com/
>>682507259
How about the dignity of life? Or should I assume you are so callous that you hurt animals without remorse regardless of whether your eating them or not. When children do this, doctors consider it a sign of psychopathy
>>682506913
Sorry then, I thought it was an argument.
>>682506913
If you're trying to convince us not to eat animals, you shouldn't point out that eating meat (babies) is okay.
>>682499076
Fucking kek
>>682507740
Because it's a source of protein and food in general.
>>682507398
lol name calling is usually a sign that your argument is shit
>>682507254
retard, plant have no barin nor nervous systems to feel pain.
>>682502174
fucking lost
>>682507952
Plants have protein sources as well, look it up.
Eating meat is healthy.
Eating meat is tasty.
Eating meat is what we, as omnivores, are meant to do.
Fuck off and die vegan scum. You'll always be a sad beta male.
>>682507764
If I have no use for it, I leave it alone. If it will supply me with food that I crave and I can legaly kill it I will if I have the proper tools to do so.
>>682508120
Plant have no barin...you must be trolling.
I'll bite though, then why do they emit chemical signals to attract insects to kill and eat the bugs that are eating the plant?
God these are so bad it makes Loss look like a masterpiece.
>>682507463
>>682494642
because it can be restructured like this and fit the same moral guidelines
A humans life is worth more than an animals so it is ok to slaughter an animal.
A dogs life is worth more than a cats so it is ok to slaughter cats.
An african americans property is worth less than a white persons property so it is ok to take there property
Animals can at least scream while they're being cut up, plants literally just sit there and wait for their inevitable demise.
>>682508120
They're still a living creature, retard.
I should have known you failed middle school biology when you started defending veganism.
>>682508302
Pretty much this
Fuck vegan betas trying to feel superior in their sad lives
>>682508287
Just because I eat meat doesn't mean I don't eat plants.
>>682508487
Amen, we were all thinking it.
>>682508511
>Implying they don't scream and we just can't hear them
>>682508117
I could call you every mean word under the sun and it would still be a better argument than yours dumbass.
>>682507883
It is not, but with the "i dont care" logic, it should be.
>>682508391
Not because they have a brain you fucking moron.
>>682508487
Then why kill plants?
>>682508728
I absolutely hate when people no longer acknowledge or provide facts and just spam names. But in this case you're right and fuck that vegan mega cuck.
>>682508391
Proof of plants having brains and and feelings pls.
If you're a vegan, great for you, enjoy your bird bones and yellow skin.
You're not changing any hearts and minds shitposting on /b/ while your girlfriend gets fucked by Tyrone in the bedroom, you just look like a fucking idiot.
>>682496905
except if people weren't meant to eat meat, why would you even bother having a vegan variation of something you're not supposed to have? throw your facon bacon out and eat your fucking lentils,you pussy.
>>682508828
A lot of things don't, like you. But you're still reacting somehow, obviously it's because non animal brains exist.... you must be a dinosaur tail?
>>682508700
>>682494642
You are morally and mentally inferior to the people around you. You are also probably physically and financially inferior. I do not believe it to be likely that you will be successful socially or professionally in life.
>>682494642
I hate cows
>>682509012
Proof of shut the fuck up vegan cuck faggot go tell people about how you vape holy shit.
>>682494642
Tastes good man
>>682495425
Humans >>>>>>>>>>>> Everything else
Pretty big assumption that anyone who eats a cow would eat another person.
>>682508876
Pants are necessary to live, dead corpses are not.
>>682509214
Nope! I'm fucking bulkd m8. Also 1 semester away from getting a degree and I have a lot of friends. Feelsgoodman.
>>682508876
>>682494642
Because I am not photosynthetic and the technology to be so does not exist.
>>682509134
Troll harder faggot
>>682501741
seriously? nobody comes to mind?
>>682509224
KEK u fucking loser
>>682509279
>pants are necessary to live
>>682509279
They are necessary for other animals to live and to provide us with oxygen, humans should let most plants be.
>>682509105
>>682494642
It actually changed my mind the other day. If you've noticed this particular person or group posts this on an almost scheduled and consistent manner. That is what intelligent people do to change things dip shit.
>>682509453
Faggot harder troll.
Oh sorry, you can't.
>>682509367
You just made up a whole life for yourself in one post dude
>>682494642
Because eating live animals is fucked up.
>>682497435
we on average live longer and have emotions, intelligence and aspirations that out scale all animals
>>682509516
Holy shit, I was wrong!>>682509713
>>682508567
I doubt you eat protein rich plants.
>>682509687
You do realize every single time you've posted you've quoted your OP?
Everyone can see your desperate samefagging you fucking moron.
>>682509744
Cool story bro, it's easy enough to prove shit like this wrong. I've posted my cock in nigger threads and i'll do it again.
>>682509713
>>682509453
>>682509555
By not breeding and feeding 50 billion+ farm animals and eating them directly there will be more plants.
>>682509906
So? What if I didn't, what would the argument be. Keep in mind that there are people who do.
>>682510047
YESSSSSSS
>>682510046
oh shit it's vegangains
kill yourself you cuckold faggot, you couldn't deadlift my limp dick
>>682509744
>>682494642
There is nothing you could say that could possibly convince me that you aren't a moron. I think that this is pretty much unanimous with everyone that knows you. We all know that occasionally morons get college degrees.
>>682510136
So we need more though?
>>682510224
vegangains? lol that's an oxymoron, I'd eat a puppy if it was legal. Fuck OP and all vegans
>>682510422
Preach
>>682494642
i have no excuse. Its unfortunate that life needs to be extinguished to satisfy my tastes. It really is. But my perception of value in non human life is far lower than the value I put on my food.
>>682509949
LOL op here im not samefagging. Welcome to the vegan master race other anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JpRmmMyNYo
>>682510274
If you want my cumback, you'll have to scrape it out of your girlfriend's vagina.
You're not impressing anyone by lying on an anonymous image board.
>>682496769
>meat eaters have mentallity of retards
>mentallity
b8 and irony aside, funny how the people with the highest recorded IQs are not vegetarians.... its almost like that claim of yours was pulled straight out of your ass.... funny huh?